I wanted to give the seagull a little hardship, but I didn't expect it to be seen through by wit, Wang Hao touched his nose, and he opened his mouth and said to Su Jing: "These seagulls are really smart, they are simply a tyrant on the beach." ”

"You don't know, I used to be bullied by these birds every day when I was in school." Su Jing said it was a handful of bitter tears, she took a sip of water, and her face was miserable with a capital letter.

Wang Hao knew that the birds in Sydney and Melbourne were very fierce and attacked the people of Ao Village without fear, but he wanted to hear about Su Jing's embarrassment when he was a student, so he urged: "How did you get bullied?" ”

"When I first came to Sydney, I had to walk through a grove to catch a bus across the street from to school. At the beginning, I always saw the students picking up branches on the ground before entering the forest, and then holding the branches through the woods, haha, just like holding stealth grass. Later, I learned that there was always a big magpie in the forest who liked to attack passers-by, so I walked seriously every time with a branch until I graduated. ”

Once the complaining started, it couldn't stop at all, Su Jing couldn't help but laugh when he recalled the miserable things at the beginning, "Eating a sandwich was targeted by an Australian white ibis, and with a sharp beak, my soul was scared and ran away." My classmate was pecked in the leg by a turkey. Eating fish and chips in Darling Harbour, a flock of seagulls came over to look at me QAQ when I opened the box. ”

"Don't worry, these birds won't dare to bully you anymore." Wang Hao comforted and said that if a druid's wife would be bullied by these evil birds, then there would be no need to mess around.

There are a lot of Chinese in the fish market, and there are a large number of Chinese in both tourists and vendors. Therefore, Wang Hao and the others were not conspicuous at all when they sat inside, and no one recognized them, as if they thought that billionaires went to eat in that kind of high-end restaurant.

This time. There were a few tourists with northeastern accents sitting next to Wang Hao at the same table, and they looked like they should be a large family who came out to travel during the Golden Week of May Day.

"Where is two hours enough for us to walk around, isn't this travel agency a pit person? It took almost ten minutes to find a seat. ”

"These seafood look delicious, and the price is cheap, but the environment is not very good, and it is all people."

"Do foreigners also celebrate Labor Day?"

"It seems that Australia is only May Day, whatever. There are so many Chinese here. You can survive if you don't speak English. ”

"Who said it wasn't, this morning I also saw the news that a Chinese earned nearly $500 million yesterday and called on the government to strictly investigate his taxes!"

"My mother. $500 million? That has to be 3.5 billion yuan, this guy can make a lot of money. ”

Su Jing poked Wang Hao with his finger and said in a low voice, "Listen, they're talking about you." People who made 3.5 billion in one night. ”

"Don't make a fuss. Let's go after eating, you'll have a headache if you get too much sun. Wang Hao doesn't want to make extraneous branches, and he should be low-key when he should be low-key.

Su Jing took out her mobile phone, and she said: "No, I have to post this matter on Weibo, so that everyone can have fun together, mainly to see who is more miserable." ”

She began to press her hands on the screen quickly, and soon an edited Weibo post was posted. There is also a picture of a seagull on it.

"#比惨大赛#刚刚在悉尼鱼市场吃海鲜, it turned out to be snatched by the hateful seagulls. Someone smeared a scallop with mustard. As a result, the witty seagull was thrown into the sea and eaten again, and someone's IQ was crushed by the seagull. Do you have a similar experience, hurry up and complain, and randomly select 10 people in the comments to send the Australian gift package. ”

Many people who have traveled or studied in Australia have written their humiliating history with tears in their eyes, and some jokers are hidden in it, while ordinary people are gloating and looking at these comments, laughing and bending over.

@博物杂志: Are there any scared birds in Australia? In Australia, birds are king, and it's good luck that you don't get attacked by seagulls with droppings.

@一块芝麻糕: I whistled at an Australian magpie and dived directly into me /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

@无法用文字叙说的故事: I ran into a kangaroo at a gas station, and it chased me three streets just because I looked at it more. A little bitter from Tuao

@欧粥欧粥: Heartbeats!! Walking on the road, the Australian birds fly over and grab food from you, TM can't fight back, it's neither legal nor beatable!!

@姗姗不迟到: That's right, the birds in Australia are fierce, my cousin said that the last time she went to Australia to eat lobster on the side of the road, just a piece of meat during the holiday felt a gust of wind next to it, and then the lobster meat went to the mouth of the seagull. He also said that the goods had been watching behind him for a long time!

@Naya Naye: In Australia, people are afraid of birds, okay...... Last time, I took out a bag of food, and a large group of birds flew over to look at me, dozens of birds were ready to snatch my food, so frightened that I stuffed the food back into the bag.

@飘走的泡泡君: Australia is such a magical place, the ground is full of oily and smooth wild cats, the squirrels on the grass are eager to snatch your food, the kangaroo brother is born with five black belts, the bats are hanging upside down in rows and staring at you, only the macaw is good, they just fly to the balcony on time every day to wake you up.

@我爱看正版: I was about to fight with the seagulls when I was eating at the beach, and I was bullied by the seagulls and changed five places to sit, just to have a stable meal. They're more rampant than the other, and when you sit there eating, they fly over and stare at you, and they wait for you to finish eating.

@逗你玩大胸: I just saw a news this morning that a restaurant in Australia used sticky mouse glue to catch mice, accidentally stuck to death four black-backed bell finch, and was fined 1200 Australian dollars, hahahaha, let me laugh for a while

@猫儿本奋斗的小CC: I was pecked by a black-backed magpie, I was robbed of something by a seagull to eat, this seagull also launched a few feces and urine into the land from time to time, a spider fell from the roof when I fell asleep, a kangaroo ran into the airport and a group of police rescued me, a koala begged you for water, I haven't tried anything, and I said that I have seen it no more.

@怪物商店: Ahhh Whoa, I'm missing the whole world!!

@墨子九: You haven't boxed with kangaroos, and you're embarrassed to say you've been to Australia

@鹧鸪君: The last time I was in Sydney on a bus and looked out the window, I saw a bird walk into the store and come out with a bag of potato chips in its mouth...... The owner didn't find out

@呆逼翔少爷: At this time, the rancher should bring the golden eagle as a bodyguard, with the golden eagle here, those birds will never dare to be presumptuous. If you agree, please like me!

@追赶梦回家: The history of blood and tears, there was a wild cockatoo that killed a thousand knives in the garden, and it woke people up on time at five o'clock every morning!

Netizens were frightened by this large-scale complaint, what kind of dire situation do the Australian people live in, they have become walking jokers!

Even this Weibo blog quickly became popular, many people forwarded and liked it, the comments were so interesting, and Wang Hao was also laughing from ear to ear.

(To be continued.) )

PS: The four chapters have been updated, and I hope that the book friends will vote for a guaranteed monthly ticket, Xiaobao is doing his best to code words, this is the 14th consecutive day of outbreak, and it will continue!