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Li Donglai pretended to be proud and said: "It's funny, then I'll tell you another good thing to say, after the instant noodles were finished by Haibian, I felt very unhappy, so I teamed up with rice noodles, udon noodles, rì buckwheat noodles and fried sauce noodles, and wanted to go to the steamed buns to settle accounts, but I met Xiaolongbao instant noodles on the road, looked at it carefully for a while, and said: 'Brothers, go on! After the noodles were flattened, the noodles walked away, and then the others asked the instant noodles and said, "You just flattened so hard, we didn't know you hate him so much" Instant noodles said: "I wanted to K it a little bit, but I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute and wear children's clothes...... Whew, the more I think about it, the more angry I get! ”

"Poof... Xiao Long Bao in children's clothes, can you continue to tell jokes, you are too good"

Sister Chi Ling really gives face, usually Li Dong comes to tell this joke to Yun'er and Emma, Yun'er often laughs, but Emma asks him directly, "What is Xiaolongbao?" ”

It's discouraging to hear

It's really rare to see a dedicated and beautiful audience like Sister Chi Ling

Li Donglai smiled and said: "Don't worry, there is also the third season of steamed buns and noodles, listen up"

"Hmm"

The goddess once again does a cute action of dragging her chin with both fists

"Anyway, after the instant noodles Haibian finished the xiaolongbao, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, because I wanted to have a continuation stall, I went to look for the xiaolongbao again with the noodles, but I didn't think that I fell on the road and encountered the bun cutting noise! Instant Noodles roared in a rage, and took the lead in a frenzy, so that all the noodles felt a little miserable, and everyone pulled Instant Noodles apart and asked it, 'Why are you so angry?' Instant noodles said, "It's too much, it's enough to pretend to be cute and give me a ...... in my hair."

The goddess opened her mouth wide, "You can't still tell all the snacks as a joke, can you?" ”

"Bingo!"

Li Donglai smiled and shook his fingers

A little joke like this, he can tell a dozen non-stop jokes all the time, it's too easy, all kinds of snacks and foods can be added, as long as you find a vivid image, such as words

Anyway, it's just waiting for time, and being idle is also idle, and the two of them actually told more than a dozen jokes like this, and they are not bored, but Brother Donglai, who is really boring, feels a little hollowed out, and said in his heart, the goddess is so powerful, I can't resist it as soon as I have a stomach stock

It wasn't until a staff member came to invite him that Li Donglai ended this "food joke meeting" that was about to run out of words

Lin Zhilin took the initiative to take Li Donglai's arm and walked out to participate in the publicity process

Both of them are endorsement masters, processes and the like, Li Donglai has a strong aura, bright stars, and has a unique charm, with a sense of xìng, the glamorous and unparalleled sister Chiling, it really has a different flavor, not to mention that the two have had an affair, and the media is even more enthusiastic about their interviews

When it was time to take pictures, the two of them each wore their watches and cooperated with each other to pose for various PoSSs for reporters to take pictures

Holding hands, holding arms, hugging the waist, leaning on the shoulders, hugging from behind, making gestures, kissing the neck, hitting the shoulders, and so on Ambiguous postures emerge in an endless stream, and finally of course, it is inevitable to send out Sister Chiling's signboard, "Love Hug"

Some reporters coaxed, the hug of love has been used last year, can it be upgraded to a "kiss of love" this year, Sister Zhiling is a little embarrassed, Li Donglai just didn't understand the smile and ignored it

Sister Chi Ling suddenly took a deep breath and said very cutely, "Is it okay?" ”

Li Donglai looked at her in surprise and asked her with his eyes, what are you going to do?

"Misplaced!" The goddess was embarrassed to say the word

Well, the atmosphere is so good, Li Donglai doesn't mind entertaining the public, he is happy to serve, so he took the initiative to put his hands on the waist of Sister Chi Ling, and suddenly lowered her waist, bowed forward, and made a pair of classic kissing actions of Gable and Vivien Leigh in 1939 "Gone with the Wind" so that the reporters unconsciously became machine guns

They put more than 20 PoSS in a row, each jīng color, and there was no repetition, so that the "click" sound on the scene never stopped, and I don't know how many films were murdered

Li Donglai was also very surprised, he actually had such a mood to pose PoSS before attending endorsement activities, he has always been very faceless and just stand and finish it, because he is very incompetent about PoSS

It's strange that there was an unexpected tacit understanding with Lin Zhilin today, and he actually broke through the shackles of PoSS incompetence

The two of them felt very good about this event, but unfortunately the event was very short, so that after it was over, they were a little reluctant to say goodbye so quickly: "I'm sorry Sister Chiling, last time I was in Taiwan, you invited me to eat snacks, and I wanted to invite you to eat some food today, but unfortunately I have to fly back to the capital at night, so ......"

"Are you on a plane at night? What a coincidence, I was also on a plane at night to go to the mainland to shoot an advertisement."

Li Donglai's eyes lit up, "What time did you get on the plane?" ”

"Half-past eight, what about you?"

"Hehe, we're on one shift, and it looks like we're going to walk together again"

Sister Chi Ling also looked very happy and said, "Then can you leave the dinner for next time?" ”

"Of course, I'd love to"

So, the two of them flew to the capital on the same plane so coincidentally

In the first-class cabin of the plane, there were not many people tonight Li Donglai sat down and smiled at Lin Zhilin, he couldn't help asking: "To be honest, when you were telling a joke just now, you deliberately catered to me to laugh so happily, right?" ”

Lin Zhilin was slightly surprised, "What's the matter, I really think it's funny Also, I'm amazed that you can say so many jokes casually, you know, you at least said a dozen jokes in one breath."

"Really didn't mean to laugh? But I think some jokes are not so funny" Li Donglai is a little skeptical about this, if it is acting, then Sister Zhiling should have won the actress a long time ago, and she doesn't have to be the king of bad movies

Lin Zhilin saw that Li Donglai still didn't believe it, so he had to raise his hands in surrender cutely, and said: "I confess, in fact, my laughter is very low, and when I encounter my favorite jokes, I want to laugh very much, but my mouth is a little stupid, and I can't tell funny jokes all the time, plus I usually feel a little quiet, so I especially hope to be lively, so I ......" She spread her hands, looking like you know, "Maybe it's a little bit of an idea that I don't want to be cold, but I really laugh very happily."

"oK, forgive you" Li Donglai gave her a look of "you guy, I know", which made Sister Zhiling shrink her neck helplessly

Li Donglai smiled, he just asked casually, "Sister Zhiling, do you know that I created a film company in China?" ”

"Of course" Lin Zhilin wondered, "The Phantom of China is so powerful, why don't I know right, your first domestic movie has been released, and the box office and word-of-mouth have been harvested."

"Sister Chi Ling is also one of the top stars in China, little brother, my company is a start-up, but I have to help" Li Donglai euphemistically said his purpose Sister Chi Ling's box office attraction is no worse than Bingbing Fan, and every event is an unparalleled topic queen, the media is keen to discuss her figure, her dress

The Phantom of China is the right time for development, and it is normal to want to create more works and gain a firm foothold and invite such big names

"Ah" Sister Chi Ling showed a slightly cute expression of surprise again, "How can I help?" ”

Seriously, if it weren't for Li Donglai knowing that she was usually like this, he would really think that she was selling cuteness and pretending to be cute everywhere, but it's been almost ten years, her voice has always been like that, and her demeanor has long been used to it, whether you like it or not, she is like this, which makes people feel cute and attractive

Li Donglai smiled mysteriously, "You know, my company doesn't have many works, so I want to ask you to cooperate in shooting a movie."

"Ah" Sister Chi Ling showed a cute surprised expression again, she was really surprised this time, God actually dropped such a good thing, "You want to ask me to make a movie?" Is it your new movie? I'm so lucky."

Li Donglai's expression was slightly embarrassed, "My new movie may not have a suitable role for you, I mean I will prepare a new movie and want to invite you to join"

"Hehe, okay, it's me thinking too much" Lin Zhilin said happily: "But that's also good, no director has asked me to make movies recently, so I can only shoot commercials, I agreed!" ”

Li Donglai was slightly surprised, "It's so easy to agree?" You don't know what I'm going to shoot yet, what if I ask you to make a tertiary film? ”

Lin Zhilin's face was slightly red, and said: "Then I will admit it, who called you my brother from the east" As soon as the brother from the east came out, she blushed again

Li Donglai also coughed dryly, and covered it up a little, he knew that his eyes were a little aggressive just now, and he was too strong, "Okay, I'll recognize you as a sister" Then he motioned for Lin Zhilin to change his seat and sit next to him to get closer, so as to explain the general content of the story to her Lin Zhilin got up decisively, and did it on his side, and listened attentively

Li Donglai said: "Actually, the original story is a classic rì drama work, I am ready to adapt it to create a typical story of a D man chasing a woman, an out-and-out ** silk, an older young woman, always ready to get married, but she suffered a hundred failed marriage proposals, and met the goddess in the one hundred and first ordinary people In this case, they must first have low self-esteem, and then retreat, and dare not come forward, but this **silk mentality is a little different: ordinary people see that people are beautiful, and they have a sense of retreat, He went forward bravely, never doubted himself in the whole process of chasing the goddess, nor did he think that he couldn't catch up with the goddess because of his frustration, lack of money, and poor family conditions! This ** silk root! Root! Not! Yes! He just felt that the goddess was a little cold-blooded, and then decided to cover her with his own blood! ”

Most men chase goddesses, or women chase male gods, because they have too much inferiority

This is a big taboo

You can't even look down on yourself, why should others look down on you? So pursue the first step and lose your inferiority complex