Chapter 2 My girlfriend is good at playing with people's hearts

"Humans are always lonely"

The silver-haired and blue-eyed beautiful girl taps her palms with the handle of a fan while standing in the center of the community and making a big noise.

"The practice of creating a club to make friends is simply stupid!"

"All of a sudden, the existence of this society was denied?!"

"Isn't it? You, you, you, and you. ”

Zhen Liang squinted at the complaining eaglet, and pointed at him, Xingna, Maria, and the night sky with the handle of the fan.

"Do you really want to make friends?"

Kitty nodded.

Hoshina nodded.

Maria shook her head.

The night sky snorted and twisted its head.

"Think for yourselves, what have you been doing since then?"

Ignoring the discordant part of everyone's reaction, Zhenliang covered the lower part of his face with an unfolded fan, revealing a pair of sly blue eyes and looking at everyone with a sarcastic smile.

"Review your homework."

"People are playing games."

“…… Read novels. ”

"Why do you ask this? Poop girl. ”

Bang.

The hard handle of the fan struck the young girl on the forehead with lightning speed, and it looked quite painful, and Maria cried out "wow", and a reverse "de" appeared on her forehead, and then quickly turned red.

It's scary.

Kitty took two steps back without revealing a word.

The last time Maria stuck to Ruita's body to eat the bento as usual, Ryo spilled all the special super hot sauce on the fried meat that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, and the greedy Maria stuffed all the barbecue into her stomach with admirable perseverance to endure the huge spicy feeling, and as a result, her lips were swollen after the most spitting, and her mouth was slurred in pain for two days.

Even the dream words he said while sleeping on the couch were "chili peppers are so scary".

Since then, the two have formed a bond.

"Woooooooooooo It's so cool, it's a waste of firewood! Defecate! ”

Because of Ruitai's absence, Maria, who had lost the object of her help, cried and ran out of the club classroom, and the expression on the face of the silver-haired girl who was hurting the young girl did not waver, and the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned to reveal a bit of sadism.

It's really scary.

Kitty took two steps back again.

"So, let's get back to business."

Zhenliang closed the fan and shook the handle.

"The way the community exists now makes no sense."

“…… What do you say? ”

The night sky, which had been silent all the time, finally couldn't help it after listening to the really cool words, and the girl, who regarded the air as her best friend, put the light novel on the table and stood up with her hands on the table.

"Let me hear the reason, if it's just nonsense, then it can't be left at that."

The night sky, who was serious because of anger, narrowed his eyes, and the stern wording was quite imposing, but the real coolness who was stared at by the black-haired girl was still a light and breezy appearance, and he didn't seem to care at all.

"What's the difference between what people do in the club now and when they're alone at home?"

“……”

“……”

“……”

Listening to Zhen Liang's calm questioning, the remaining three people were stunned.

"If everything you do is the same as what you were supposed to do, and you do your own thing, how can you make friends?"

The crowd was speechless.

"So-"

Zhen Liang knocked on the table with the handle of the fan, making a striking and imposing "knock" sound.

"The current loose status quo of the community has deviated from its original purpose, and in order to achieve tangible results, we need to reflect on what we have done.

"So what should I do?"

"But people think it's so troublesome."

“……”

Kitty was upset by Ryō's smile, Hoshina seemed more interested in the game, and Night Sky was frowning and thinking with a thoughtful expression.

"We need to increase communication through group activities."

Zhenliang clasped his hands together and took out a notebook with slightly yellowed paper from his arms as if by magic.

"I suggest that we can promote communication by reciting poetry."

The girl slapped the cover of the notebook seriously.

"Language is the basis of civilization, but also the basis of communication, and has a subconscious suggestive effect on the way of human thinking, if everyone shouts the same slogan, you can feel as if you have established a connection with other people, which is also the meaning of the existence of school songs and military songs, just like animals rely on the smell of feces to distinguish their peers."

"The last sentence destroys all the previous serious speeches!"

"The club already has JOJO as a carrier to link the soul, and it is perfect to establish the club song."

"It sounds reasonable, but it seems that you've mixed your own selfish desires into it?!"

The application for the official association has just been dropped, and the results will not be available until next week at the earliest, and the funds that still exist only in the ideal township seem to have passed away.

"Then again."

The night sky that watched coldly had a hint of displeasure in his tone.

"What's up with that notebook?"

"This is the key to open the door to the current charge."

It's really cool and precious to hold the notebook in his arms.

"It records how to become a present knowledge, knowledge is power, language is a weapon!"

"Really?"

Hoshina's eyes lit up.

"People want to see it!"

"Naive."

Really cool snorted.

"You can only start learning from the most basic things now, and you want to use the snail pill before you learn the doppelganger, but you will suffer."

What a subtle metaphor.

"Now, then, let's start with the recitation of poetry."

Zhen Liang cleared his throat and opened the notebook in his hand.

"The Roar of the Dark Dragon, by the Dawn of the Holy Dragon Knight."

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"Quarreled with Zhenliang again?"

"It's really cool, that poop girl's fault!"

Stroking Maria's swollen forehead, Ruita comforted the nun with a mournful face.

"Didn't you say that girls can't talk about poop."

It's true that Zhen Liang deliberately bullied Maria, but Maria's mouth is indeed stinky enough that people have to worry about the living environment and educational conditions of the church.

"But Xia Chuan is so cool, it's so annoying!"

Maria grumbled in disgust.

"Why do you want to find Xia Chuan Zhenliang as your girlfriend?"

"Uh...... There are many reasons for this......"

Maria wasn't serious about questioning, so Ryta dealt with it vaguely.

"Anyway, let's go back to the social office classroom now, I have to go back a little earlier today, and there are guests to move in."

Because someone threw a challenge book in the shoe cabinet, Ruita left his schoolbag in the classroom of the neighboring department before.

Pulling Maria, who was still huffing, to the door of the neighbor's department, there was a faint sound of muffled recitation.

"I'll go back - you, you're messing with it!"

The moment he opened the door, he was greeted by a scene where everyone read his black history.