Chapter 586
Zhang San, who was on the east crutch, mentioned earlier, met a huge man on the street in the morning, and joked: "Huge, what about that good friend?" Why haven't you seen anyone for a while? ”
"Good friends?" After a long pause, he asked, "No, I don't remember any good friends missing." ”
"Play stupid, don't you? It's only been a few days, and you forgot about him completely? It's your wife's first love, hahaha! Zhang San looked up to the sky and let out a burst of laughter.
"Okay, you old immortal crumbs, which pot can't be opened, which pot you pick up and slip through. Dare to sarcastically mock me for being huge and eat me with a hammer! Huge raised his iron fist and was about to smash Zhang San's head.
Zhang San hurriedly begged for mercy, so he put away his fists and really spared the three old guys. However, Da Da still cursed him and said: "Zhang San, jokes are not as good as people, just these three or two days, you old guy, maybe you can make a big deal, let's see!" ”
The huge ability to do things is not big, but it can curse people, and one spirit can be cursed. Since he cursed Zhang San in the morning, before it was noon, the spell worked, and Zhang San really had a big deal.
Decades ago, just around the time of the natural disaster, Zhang San had a wife, who couldn't stand poverty and hunger, so he left his men and children and went away. At that time, unlike now, transportation was not very developed, and communications were even more backward. The girl couldn't run far, so she picked an old man with a relatively wealthy life to marry. After that, Zhang San also held the child and came to beg many times to ask his wife to go home. But that girl is greedy for a full meal at home, and she is determined not to come back. As the years went on, the natural disaster quickly passed. The child also adapted to the motherless environment, and the girl did not look back, which made Zhang San disheartened, and after tossing back and forth enough, he no longer begged, and simply begged others rather than himself, and relied on self-reliance. Working hard, holding the body and planting locally, the life is adjusted in an orderly manner, and the days are gradually improving. Later, a local lady lost her home, that is, the man got sick and died, and after being reconciled, she came together with Zhang San. Zhang San's second wife originally had a boy. wanted to bring it to Zhang's family, but her mother-in-law's family didn't agree. stayed at her mother-in-law's house. However, when the child was young, he often came to his mother, and when he was older, he slowly stopped coming. Zhang San's wife continued to go to see the child at first, but later the child married a daughter-in-law and forgot her mother, and Zhang San's wife died of her heart. lived with Zhang San with all her heart, and the child left behind by Zhang San became her own son.
Zhang San's son is called Zhang Bao, and he is Zhang San's pearl. After marrying a wife. I have a daughter, and when the government calls for family planning, I respond to the government, as long as one child is good. Adults work, children go to school, and there is a family of five. It's a lot of fun.
Who wants to thunder on a sunny day, Zhang San's wife who has not seen him for many years is back, the two wives fight for men and children, and the trouble turns upside down, and then the more troublesome and fierce, they can't solve it themselves, the family can't persuade them, so they have to find the village to solve the problem, Li Er is the mediator of the village, and it is incumbent on him to gnaw and bite, what do you say?
Li Er first asked for the opinions of the three Zhangs: "You yourself first, tell me the actual situation of the wife in front of you." Does she still have a man? ”
Zhang San said: "If she has a man, will she come back?" No, I don't. In the past, when she ran away from home, the man she was looking for outside was more than ten years older than her, and people coveted her for being young and beautiful, so they wanted her. For decades, the old man became more and more useless, and last year, he finally stretched out those two mourning legs. Leaving her unable to reach the sky or the ground, she ran back to find her son to find me. What should I do? Let's solve it in the village. ”
"What do you mean? Kick her out? ”
"Yes, get her out! I don't want an ungrateful negative wife! Even though she is several years younger than my current wife. "Zhang San's will has been decided.
Li Er went to Zhang San's son Zhang Bao and asked, "Zhang Bao, your father doesn't want to call your mother back, what do you think?" ”
Zhang Bao said: "When I was young, it was a difficult time to take care of my mother, she left my grandfather and left, she was so ruthless, just for herself to eat enough, she gave up her own flesh and blood, and went to enjoy happiness alone." It's been like a day for decades, and now I'm old, and I want to come back and ask me to raise her, no way! ”
Also, it is Zhang Bao's stepmother, originally called Sun Chuanfang, burly, tall and big, rough and bold personality, from the outside, she doesn't look like a woman, but as if she is a male. People give the nickname of the big grandson. There was gossip from her original in-laws, saying that the man in front of the eldest grandson was petite, frail and sickly since he was a child, and he looked a little weak. After marrying the eldest grandson, the eldest grandson couldn't eat enough at night, and forced her man to lie on her every night, she didn't approve it, and his man didn't dare to come down. Seeing that her son was getting thinner, the eldest grandson's mother-in-law asked her son and knew that it was her daughter-in-law who forced her son to row the boat every night. I thought of a way to ask her son to sleep on his kang. It's a pity that it's too late, his son's already weak body has long been hollowed out, coupled with natural disasters, he can't eat well, and he can't survive it. These things are all rumors. As we all know, the more you carry things, the less you carry them, and the more you carry them, the more you carry them. Those who pass the word in the middle, you add a sentence, I add a sentence, and when it is passed on to Dongguizizhuang, I don't know how many people in the middle have added oil and vinegar, and it has become a big old grandson with teeth under his head, and he has bitten off his man's three major pieces, and he died of pain! Tell me, isn't this nonsense?
Li Er wanted to rest at the Pijia Chicken Shop, drink a pot of tea, and sober his mind. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the chicken shop with his front foot, the eldest grandson followed him with his hind foot, without saying a word, he complained to Li Er, like a machine gun on TV that fights devils, spitting and spitting, and there is no room for anyone to interject at all.
"Li Er, you have to call the shots for my eldest grandson. Over the years, I have been living with Zhang San with all my heart, although Zhang Bao is not my biological son, but I treat him as my own son. When he was a child, didn't I feed him mouthful? pulled, urinated, who was the one who picked up a handful of and a handful of urine for him, and there was no merit and hard work. At night, Zhang Bao wet the kang urine, I was afraid that he would be cold, so I put him on my stomach to sleep. There is also Zhang San, I am afraid that he will be tired and responsible for the crops in the field. What is it that I don't do alone? I hurt Zhang San, I hurt his son Zhang Bao, I gave his grandfather a fan on dog days, and sheltered him from the wind and rain in winter, how much suffering did I suffer and how many sins did I suffer? The eldest woman hid in that clean place, eating fragrant and drinking spicy food, singing every night, and enjoying happiness. Enjoying the man, for this home, she didn't have any strength at all, oh, now that she's old, do you want to go home and pick the fruits of victory? What did you do earlier? It is true that his son was born to him, but she did not fulfill her obligation to support her, and she wanted Zhang Bao to support her old, but I would not agree. The village is going to call the shots for me. ”
The eldest grandson stepped forward. hugged Li Er, arched into Li Er's arms, and cried nonstop, tears and snot together, all arched on Li Er's most expensive suit!
The leather donkey said blindly beside him: "Big grandson." Light, Second Master Li is thin, so carefully pinch him. You hold him tight, if little Pink sees it. I don't know where to go. That's pretty much it, pull hands and kiss on the mouth. arched in his arms and coquettish, that is, Li Er is not Zhang San of your family, let you touch it, he is a married man. I can't be your man! ”
When he came, he saw the eldest grandson arching in Li Er's arms, stomped his feet and scolded: "Li Er, you are a good bastard, in broad daylight, you have caused the eldest grandson to come!" Seeing that I don't go back to sue my sister, tell her to come and catch the adulterer immediately, in ????? At??? Leather chicken shop! And the donkey to testify! ”
The leather donkey hurriedly shook his hand and hurriedly said: "I haven't seen anything, other things can be testified, this kind of thing of chasing after the wind and shadows, you can't talk nonsense." Besides, although Second Master Li is romantic, he doesn't lack women, so he won't lack women to pull the eldest grandson, right? Male or female, okay? ”
The eldest grandson was unreasonably abused by the leather donkey, and felt that his face could not be hung up, so he ran from Li Er's arms at once, reached out to grab the leather donkey, and wanted to fight with him.
The donkey shouted, "What are you doing?" If you want to play martial arts, I'll sue you, don't look at your five big and three thick It's scary, others think you're mighty and majestic, you're in the eyes of my donkey, bullshit isn't! Do you want to do it, Lao Tzu will tell you to know how powerful Lao Tzu is today! ”
The eldest grandson looked at the leather donkey and picked up his kitchen knife, dancing into a flower in the chicken shop, knowing that the leather donkey is not good at stubble, she had heard that the leather donkey was outside, two kitchen knives, and the six young men were scared to come closer, and now it seems that this is true. She made a quick decision and retreated! At the moment of running out, I pulled the large aluminum basin containing chickens in the chicken store from the shelf, turned around and ran! The eldest grandson asked for the life of the donkey this time, so he listened to the sound of "dangchang", and the big aluminum basin containing the chicken fell to the ground in response, not to mention the upside down on the ground, but also rolled three times on the ground, and threw all the roast chickens on the ground.
What's worse is that it rained outside yesterday, and the people who came to the chicken shop, as well as Li Er, who was huge, wearing water shoes, brought all the mud outside into the chicken shop, and before they could clean it, the chickens rolled on the ground, and one by one they became local chickens and muddy chickens, which hurt the leather donkey, and almost fainted at that time. He lay on the ground, picked up the chickens one by one, carefully washed them with water, and then gently put them into the big aluminum basin, although he was very careful, there were still a few chickens whose chicken skin fell off, how to get the donkey wet, just can't get it, angry he threw the chickens on the small dining table, and scolded loudly: "Big grandson, compensate me for my roast chicken!" Li Er is jointly and severally liable, and there is a huge amount, you have to testify to me, this chicken was lost, but the cause of official business is a work-related injury, and the village has to compensate my chicken! ”
The leather donkey listened to no one answering, and when he looked up, Li Er and the two of them, I don't know when, ran away early! Slip away. The donkey was mad, took the chicken, ran quickly to the village committee, and shouted: "Eat chicken, the eldest grandson has broken the chicken, everyone comes to eat chicken." ”
There are office workers in the village committee, and there are also many people who come to do business, and when they hear the donkey shouting to eat chickens, they think it is a donkey giving alms, one for each person, and they will gnaw on it. While gnawing, they left one after another, and when the donkey understood, where was the shadow of the chicken eater?
The donkey ran to Lao Yu's office and shouted: "Lao Yu, the eldest grandson has damaged my chickens and told everyone to eat them, and the village will give me money." ”
Lao Yu said: "Pi Donkey, you are a family member of a cadre, and you must speak in a measured manner." Can you give public money casually? Now the money in the village, as well as the accounts, are all managed in the town, and every penny spent has to go through the town. Da Lao Sun broke your chicken, you should ask her to pay for it, I saw it through the window just now, your chicken money, you should ask those who ate chicken just now to wow. ”
"Li Er, he is huge, they are ??????"
Lao Yu said: "Li Er, whether it's huge or not, whoever eats chicken will pay." There is no spare money in the village to feed the idlers. ”
Wufeng listened to the donkey tell the whole story. Shaking his head, he said, "Forget it, it's just a few chickens." There is a chance, those bosses in the industrial park, when they are hungry, go to send chickens, don't you have a few more? She gave the donkey a look and told him to go back, and the donkey understood and went back to the chicken shop, never mentioning the chicken. Finally, three days later, a company in the industrial park wanted to connect electricity and water and distribute benefits to employees, and asked for 60 chickens at once. The loss of the leather donkey that day, not to mention making up for it, also made a lot of money. Can't stand the high price wow.
Da Lao Sun knew that he had caused trouble that day and offended the leather donkey, and two days later, he asked Zhang San to send a box of wine as compensation for the loss of the Pijia chicken shop. The donkey accepted the wine, and did not pursue the fault of the eldest grandson that day.
Li Er asked Lao Yu and asked how to solve the matter of Zhang San's family?
Lao Yu thought for a while and said, "Do it according to the party's policy." It cannot be against the marriage law. ”
Li Er nodded yes.
Zhang San's eldest mother-in-law, Fengxian, came to the village to solve the problem. Li Er asked her, "You've been gone for many years, what are you doing back?" Die over there, and the village will be left with trouble. ”
Fengxian thought that Li Er's speech was not good. Li Er said: "Whoever says it nicely, you go to whom." I can't take care of your business. Because you're not the one who kidnaps east. It is not possible to handle cases in other places. ”
"I didn't break the law, what case did you handle? Besides, I'm not a person who is an easterner, I'm anxious with you. Let me ask you, am I not Zhang San's daughter-in-law? ”
"It was, it wasn't." Li Er answered truthfully.
"I'm a person from the East Kidnapper, and I have a hukou as proof."
"Your account hasn't gone, huh?" Li Er was a little surprised and didn't believe it. He had never heard of Fengxian's household registration still hanging in the village, he remembered, the village issued benefits, money, Zhang San's family is a family of five, plus Fengxian, then isn't he a family of six?
Li Er went to ask the old accountant, and he said: "Zhang San's eldest wife, the household registration is indeed hanging in the village, because she and Zhang San have not divorced or separated, so the wife behind her is called the eldest grandson, and the household registration has nowhere to be placed, so it fell under the name of her mother's brother, and there is another point, although the eldest grandson has been with Zhang San for so many years, according to the law, she is not Zhang San's wife." A few years ago, the eldest grandson also went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to find it, and wanted to register, but they didn't do it for them. Because Zhang San's previous wife did not go through the divorce procedures, it was delayed. Until today. ”
Li Er finally figured out the specific situation in Zhang San's family. (To be continued......)