The efficiency of the Police Public Relations Division was very high, and the next morning, Sun Ziming dressed in prison uniforms followed two police officers from the correctional center and the Public Relations Division to the Flying Tigers station, where they had close contact with the elite of the so-called police.

The Flying Tigers are stationed in the verdant Victoria Peak, and from the sentry point, you can see the skyscrapers of Victoria Bay. As soon as the car entered the gate, Sun Ziming signaled the police car in front of him to drive slowly, "ZHANG SIR, CAN YOU COME HERE TO SHOOT THE EXTERIOR?" ”

"Yes, the film has to be reviewed by us, and the pictures that cannot be made public to the public, we will remind you."

"Parking"

Sun Ziming got out of the car, in Hong Kong in late spring, although the temperature rose, but the spring rain hit his face, still brought a chill. Officer Guan of the Public Relations Department saw him get out of the car, and hurriedly took a raincoat from the car and gave it to him, "Director Sun, do you think this can be used as an exterior location?" ”

Sun Ziming squatted down, motioned for him to squat down with him, and gestured with the viewfinder, "GUAN SIR, LOOK, IF YOU REMOVE THOSE HEDGES AND LET THE POLICE TRAIN HERE, FROM THIS POINT OF VIEW, DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE IN MID-AIR?" If you add the sunset, will the picture be very beautiful? ”

Officer Guan tried to remove the hedge in the distance in his mind, and then thought about the picture depicted by Sun Ziming, and couldn't help but clap his hands, "Director Sun, you are too hanging!" I've been to this place more than 20 times, so why have I never thought of shooting like this? ”

"Hehe, you work on a salary, and we have to earn our own money to support our families."

"Director Sun, you're all breadwinners, so we have to go and ask for food!"

Officer Guan didn't care about Sun Ziming's ridicule, and immediately called the police officer who was driving the car to invite his commander to come. Not long after, the commander of the Flying Tigers, Deng SIR, came, and shook his head when he heard it, "Guan SIR, it's not that we don't cooperate, if the hedge is gone, it is inevitable that there will be disobedient guys going over there, and it is easy to have safety accidents." Besides, those hedges have been planted for more than ten years, and it would be a pity to dig them up! ”

"It's spring, don't you dig it up and plant it back after shooting? DENG, YOUR GANG OF PEOPLE WILL WORK FOR A DAY AT MOST, AND THIS IS ALSO PROPAGANDA FOR YOU. ”

The two police officers pulled their skins for a while, and Deng SIR, who was used to holding a gun, finally said that he couldn't use a pen and a mouth to close SIR, so he had to promise to clean up the place two days before shooting.

……

Half an hour later, after visiting some firearms, honor rooms, and the like, Sun Ziming followed the accompanying officers Guan, Zhang, and Chief Deng of the Flying Tigers to the playground. Looking at the long-distance runners on the playground, Sun Ziming suddenly had an urge to run, "Deng SIR, can I run behind them?" I want to know their true inner world, not your material stuff. ”

"Yes, as long as it doesn't interfere with their normal training."

Sun Ziming took off his raincoat and ran behind the team members who were running in the playground, causing them to be surprised. While running, Sun Ziming shouted at the team members: "Run, I heard that you are the elite of the elite, I want to see how hung you are?" ”

, who's this? While continuing to run, the team members glared at the prisoner who saw the commander disrespectfully, and then saw the commander on the side of the playground make a gesture and immediately accelerated to run, "Boy, it's enough to hang!" Wait, don't lie down."

"Cut, just wait a minute, you don't lie down!"

Deng SIR, the commander of the Flying Tigers, heard that Sun Ziming was calling out his subordinates, and couldn't help laughing, "Guan SIR, why are you here to give us publicity, are you here to smash our field?" ”

GUAN SIR TIGHTENED HIS RAINCOAT, LOOKED AT THE TEAM RUNNING ON THE PLAYGROUND, AND DISCUSSED WITH A SMILE: "SIR, DUN, PEOPLE ARE GENIUSES, SINCE THEY ARE GENIUSES, THEY MUST BE A LITTLE QUIRKY." These days, I hope you will cooperate a lot. I heard that as soon as this guy made a film, he didn't recognize his six relatives, no matter how big a star is, he can be scolded bloody, you can't treat him as an ordinary prisoner. ”

"GUAN SIR, WHERE DID YOU GO, IT'S A FART FOR HIM. Treat him like a prisoner? Bullshit, those bastards under me are all his fans and movie fans! ”

"That's good, thank you Deng SIR"

The three of them stood on the edge of the playground in raincoats, waiting for the big director to take him to the bath and change clothes after he finished running. AS DENG SIR SAID, SUN ZIMING WENT TO PRISON AFTER A LAWSUIT, WHICH DID NOT DAMAGE HIS GOOD REPUTATION. People are here to help themselves, that is, guests, and the basic etiquette is still required.

On the playground, Sun Ziming and the others ran half a lap, and the training team members also recognized the big director, "Director Sun, do you really have a leg with Miss Guan?" ”

"That's it! Without a leg, can Miss Guan be happy? You have disturbed other people's dreams of wealth! ”

", Lao Tzu has three legs and four legs with her, and she has already lived and flown in prison!"

There is a team member who is a loyal fan of Wang Fatzi, and his mouth is the line in "The Best Friend", "That's for sure!" As for Sun Ziming, who can make movies and become a billionaire, he said that if he wants to pick up girls, he will have to 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian', and he also said that he would rather kill mistakes than let go, and pay attention to 'casting a wide net and focusing on training'. ”

"That's it! You can make 200 million US dollars by making a movie casually, not to mention Miss Guan, even Sister Hong Kong and Sister Ya can all be covered! ”

Sun Tzu Ming Great Khan, "Who said it, who said it, a movie makes 200 million, you think I am God's illegitimate son?" ”

"Come less, don't say 200 million, 100 million is always there, right?"

"That's it, you are willing to lose 1.5 billion when you buy a stock, what is the matter of raising Guan Zhilin as a second room?"

What, Sun Ziming had a buzz in his head, and the paparazzi found out? Seeing that a group of people were looking at him, Sun Ziming hurriedly scolded: "Pounce on your mother, which bastard made the rumor of Lao Tzu, if my wife knows, the skin will pick me up!" ”

"Come on, the paparazzi have found out, when David jumped off the building, your fake ghost classmate Yang Guozhong was at the scene!"

Sun Ziming breathed a sigh of relief and scolded with a smile: "Pounce on your mother, can Lao Tzu compare with him?" That bastard is the richest man in the Soviet Far East, and a single Far Eastern bank is enough for Lao Tzu to struggle! ”

This is really three hundred taels of silver here, Sun Ziming's anger is ruined, and everyone is even more happy, 'hahaha'. On this day, he can earn more and spend, 1.5 billion may be a few people, but he must have lost hundreds of millions.

pounced on your mother, lost hundreds of millions before I thought that I was afraid that my wife would pick his skin, this guy is really fun. If it weren't for the reporter breaking out, everyone wouldn't know that this genius is so bold! 1.5 billion, it's really enough for a few of them, Sister Hong Kong and Sister Ya are packed together, and it's every year!

made the animals laugh for a while, and Sun Ziming also wanted to open it, anyway, the money was gone, and he was afraid that people would laugh a few words. However, the kid's lines just now made Sun Ziming happy.

I really didn't expect Wang's comedy "Best Friend" to have classic lines. It seems that now that Wang Fatzi is making films, he has also begun to pay attention to language humor, and no longer only rely on his body and spoof to make the audience laugh. It's no wonder that last month's "Best Friend" increased the box office by more than 16 million compared with "original", reaching 43.91 million, confirming his title as Hong Kong's No. 2 commercial film director.

While everyone was running, they were making fun of geniuses who would make money, but even more wasted money, and the musty smell in Sun Ziming's heart gradually dissipated and disappeared, replaced by long-lost happiness. This happiness used to be so palpable, but now it is so precious.

"Director Sun, I heard that you can write a song in a few minutes, which is better than that Taiwanese Emperor Zhang! Why don't you get us one now? ”

"What's so hard about that? I heard that I heard that Lao Tzu will show you a hand. Sun Tzu Mingyi was so happy that he opened his mouth to sing "TheMass" by the band ERA, and he also quickly replaced the lyrics of the Nazi Army that had been circulating on the Internet for a while in English to sing the praises of the police.

'Whether it's a storm or a rainstorm, or the sun smiling at us; The days were scorching and the nights were as cold as ice. The wind is dusty, but we have fun with it, we have fun with it,...... Shoulder to shoulder with our companions, even if we fight alone, even if we fight alone, we are the heroic and invincible SDU (Special Mission Company, i.e. Flying Tigers)'

The song was catchy, Sun Ziming taught it twice, and the members of the group with English knowledge roared along, and the more it seemed that this song adapted from the classical song "Bran Poetry" was majestic and shocking.

The three police officers in raincoats next to the playground listened in shock to the high-pitched chorus on the playground, and this passionate song sang directly to the depths of their hearts. Oh my God, this is genius? Can you make such a great piece of music with just one run?

Ten minutes, twenty minutes, and thirty minutes, the three police officers looked at the young man who was still running fast on the playground in horror again, and Guan SIR said in a low voice: "Deng SIR, blow the whistle, it's not interesting to run any longer." ”

DENGSIR SHOOK HIS HEAD WITHOUT HESITATION AND REFUSED, SINCE SUN ZIMING DARES TO CHALLENGE, THEN HE MUST DIVIDE THE WINNER OR LOSER, THIS IS ABOUT THE HONOR OF THE SDU PLAYERS!

Forty minutes, fifty minutes, sixty minutes, Sun Ziming's physical fitness was finally not as strong as these animals, his chest cavity seemed to be on fire, and he stumbled and fell on the runway, attracting ridicule from a group of team members, "Pounce on your mother, Director Sun, aren't you a dick?" Why can't it work? ”

Sun Ziming gasped and got up from the ground, and sat there not to lose, "Cut, Lao Tzu is just a director, it's normal to not be able to outrun your group of animals." If Lao Tzu wins, you won't have to find a piece of tofu to hit and die! ”

'Hahaha' and a group of team members amused Sun Ziming, and helped him up and jogged, "Hey, Director Sun, that song just now is enough dick, what's its name?" ”

Sun Ziming panted and jogged, and replied: "I don't know, that song is the German "Bran Poems" I sped up the tempo a little and changed the lyrics. ”

Yes? After a long time, he didn't write this song?

After a while, Deng SIR and they also came over, and after formally introducing Sun Ziming to the team members, they asked them to take Sun Ziming to take a bath and change clothes. After such an experience, the distance between Sun Ziming and the team members was also shortened, and everyone talked and laughed and went to the dormitory.

Sun Ziming stayed at the SDU station for three days and at the police academy for another two days, but when he patrolled the streets with the 'mobile unit', sharp-eyed citizens noticed the problem. Isn't Director Sun in prison? Why did you wear prison clothes and sit in a submachine car to patrol with the police?

As soon as the news spread, reporters flocked to the station, and Sun Ziming's police car had to return to the police station.

Officer Kwan from the Public Relations Bureau hurriedly rushed from the police headquarters to the Mong Kok Police Station and explained to reporters, "We have applied to the Department of Justice to change Director Sun's correctional work to assist the Public Relations Division of the Police Department in filming Police Alert. Director Sun's activities are all under the supervision of our Police Correctional Services Department, and he will return to the prison in the evening, which is in line with the relevant provisions of the Hong Kong Correctional Services Ordinance. ”

A group of reporters were surprised, is this okay? A reporter who studied law hurriedly raised his hand and asked: "Guan SIR, Director Sun instructed the police to shoot "Police News", does the police pay a salary?" If so, how much? ”

Fortunately, Officer Guan prepared detailed and legal answers to all the questions that may be encountered, "No, Director Sun's salary is so high, and we police can't afford it." And if we police pay salaries, it is also a violation of the Correctional Services Ordinance. In order to uphold the principle of justice and fairness of the law, we specially negotiated with Director Sun, and in the future, when he filmed "Flying Tiger", the SDU (Flying Tigers) would send personnel to guide him in exchange. ”

"Is it true that Director Sun lost 1.5 billion in stock speculation with others?"

Officer Guan spread his hands, "No comment, this is his privacy." ”

……

After TV stations, newspapers and magazines reported the news, the citizens did not care about whether it was legal or not, but looked forward to the police's newly revised version of "Police Alert", and began to speculate whether it would be better than "How Big the Heart Is and How Big Is the Stage".

With the help of Olapu's talk show, "How Big is the Heart" was broadcast in the United States, it received a very good response due to its philosophical advertising words and novel shooting techniques. According to newspaper and TV reports, "How Big is the Heart" was shortlisted for last year's Cannes Advertising Awards and the New York Advertising Awards London International Advertising Awards.

Of course, the citizens are more concerned about whether Director Sun Da really lost 1.5 billion? The paparazzi are conclusive, and they also cited Director Sun's relationship with David, as well as the relationship between the three of them, the Soviet tycoon.