The open-air hot springs of the hotel resort take away all thinking and fatigue, and the only thing that does not come in to feel comfortable is Angela, who does not feel when she soaks in.

After Zhang Cheng came out of the hot spring comfortably and put on a home casual clothes provided by the hotel, Angela couldn't wait to say: "Master, Andre and his wife have separated from their daughter, and now is a good opportunity to carry out the plan." ”

Stephanie and the others had already gone back to their rooms to fall asleep after soaking in the hot springs, but this had no decisive impact on the implementation of the plan, Zhang Cheng took the black card and responded: "Okay, take me there." Angela. ”

"This way." Angela led the way and said, "Andre's two daughters, Emma and Emily, are in a nearby luxury store, and I don't know how long they will be there for ......"

Zhang Cheng: "I want to rest assured that they won't leave easily until they catch the dead Kaizi who bought them gifts." ”

Zhang Cheng conducted a very superficial investigation of Andre's family through the connections of the bail bond company, and the result was that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and the children of rats will make holes.

At least ten or more boys in the neighborhood where they live have sworn to God that they have served the lips and tongues of sisters Emily and Emma with birds.

Of course, the service was not free, and the sisters Emily and Emma always searched the boys' pockets for odds and bits of money or cigarettes while the boys were screaming God. If they find nothing, hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren will spray them in the face.

After a brief analysis, Zhang Cheng's secretary Ruth came to a simple conclusion: "Two." There is no doubt about it. ”

If the two sisters are good students with excellent character and learning, Zhang Cheng may hesitate to implement Plan A, and the two will be fine.

Starbucks on the corner of the street got a latte, and Zhang Cheng drank coffee and approached Emily and Emma sisters who were shopping near luxury stores.

Approached Sister Zhang Cheng and greeted: "Hey, meet you, Bruce Zhang." ”

Emily and Emma sisters saw Zhang Cheng wearing the hotel's slippers and casual suits, and reacted coldly, and her sister Emily said, "Get out, we're not interested in Asians." ”

Emma said bluntly, "Hey, Asian kid. If you want to pick up a girl, you should dress better. With empty pockets and full bags like you, you can only go and give yourself a handjob. ”

is really worthy of being the daughter of a racist, Zhang Cheng feels that he has now entered the role, Zhang Cheng said: "Who do you think I am? The kind of white-collar elite who wears a suit, tie, leather shoes, and works for a large company barely, earning $100,000,200,000 a year? ”

Speaking of this, Zhang Cheng, who took out the black card, shook the Yuntong black card: "Obviously, I'm not." ”

Emily and Emma's sisters light up when they see Black Card. Emma said, "Hey. Is this true? It's the first time I've seen a Centurion card. ”

Emily: "Hey. Like you, I'm seeing you for the first time. ”

It's no surprise that Amex singled out the most commercially valuable one percent of their credit card users as Centurion card users. If only the children in the payroll area could see it casually. The Centurion card is not a status symbol.

Zhang Cheng: "I can consider brushing up to buy you some gifts, you know that Chinese like to give gifts the most." ”

Emily: "Really? I always thought that Chinese liked to send their children to the United States the most. ”

Zhang Cheng: "If I see it on TV, I can only say that it is CNN, which is the same as the nature of malnourished children, child labor, street shootouts, and drug trafficking that I saw everywhere in the United States in China." Never take people's word for it, the most intuitive way for you to figure out what a place is really like is to look at it and stay for a while. ”

Emma: "I'm going to say this is supposed to be the first time I've gotten a gift other than birthday and Christmas?" I want a teddy bear. Emily, what about you? Your Christmas present the year before was a teddy bear. ”

Emily: "I also want a teddy bear, and the teddy bear I got the previous Christmas was cheap in China." What I wanted was a limited edition teddy bear made by Green Herman Toy. ”

Emma: "I also want a limited edition teddy bear." ”

“OK。 Now let's see the magic of this black card. ”

A limited edition leather and fur plush toy of $199 is still quite expensive for the average working family, and it is obvious that more people will choose to buy Chinese goods that their spending power can afford in birthday and Christmas gifts for their children.

However, the two limited-edition teddy bears are obviously nothing to Zhang Cheng, who is already in the one percent of the crowd, and he bought them with a refreshing credit card in the gift shop.

A sister who was holding a teddy bear had apparently understood two things.

Emily: "This card is real. ”

Emma: "The Chinese are really rich. ”

Zhang Cheng: "Alright, let's get to know Bruce Zhang again." ”

Emily: "Emily, sophomore. Emma, a freshman in high school. Rest assured, if you play with us, you are already of legal age and do not have to worry about being sued. ”

Emma: "Hey, in recent years, Nevada high school juniors have been auctioning online for college tuition. We felt it would help prevent female students from sleeping with men at an earlier age and getting and having abortions or dropping out of school as a result, you say, Bruce Chang. ”

Zhang Cheng: "I think the market economy and equivalent exchange are really a good thing. Ha Lu Ha. Seriously, I didn't go to middle school in the United States. When we were in middle school in China, our teachers taught us to study, study, study and review. At that time, puppy love was like a flood of beasts to us. ”

Emily: "It's fine here, but let's take precautions." Whether it's puppy love or being raped. ”

Emma: "I do understand why the champions of the Mathematical Olympiad in recent years have been taken by the Chinese." You see, they spend the time we give the boys to trumpet and study and revise. If I want to see that it is not enough for the American team to add four Chinese to the team, it is necessary to replace all Chinese Americans and prevent them from falling in love. ”

Zhang Cheng had a chill: "Seriously, this joke is a bit cold. By the way, you just said that you blow the trumpet for the boys at school? ”

Emily: "When you're surrounded in the toilet or in an alley by a few excited boys, you have to pay something, for example, nausea in the mouth for dozens of minutes or something that you will use in your senior year of high school to pay for college or even terminal pain in your digestive system. ”

Emma: "Out of the 123 options, we chose 1. Nausea for dozens of minutes oral. ”

Zhang Cheng: "I know what I want to say, in fact, there are a few rat feces in the soup pot in every school. Therefore, wherever you go to school, it will be made into a pot of rat poop soup. ”

Emma, Emily: "Oh, and you're trumpeting boys in Chinese schools!! ”

Zhang Cheng: "No, I was extorted pocket money by thugs at school in China. The reason was just that I didn't want to be a murderer for a few bucks and end up in jail and ruin my life. It's as simple as that. ”

Emma: "Believe me, when I first got mobbed, I had the idea of blowing their heads off with a hammer or a shotgun. Well, it's the upper and lower heads. ”

Emily: "Thankfully, we visited the juvenile detention center, well, where the little ones who set the house on fire or killed people lived. After the visit, we thought that a few boys' little speakers were really nothing compared to the food inside. Emma tasted the food and threw up for two hours without straightening up. ”

Zhang Cheng: "Okay, since we're out to play, let's forget about these unpleasant things." There is a yacht rental in my hotel service description, do we want to go up and have a look. ”

Emily: "We're glad you bought us a gift, but we don't want to give away some of our college tuition because of a limited-edition teddy bear." Besides, I only need a year to go to the auction. ”

Emma: "I'm seasick. ”

Seasickness, in a nutshell, simply put, is the disease of not being able to jolt on the boat.

Zhang Cheng: "Ladies, first of all, playing on a high-end yacht doesn't have to be sailing off the dock. Also, I had a lot of money and was about to get moldy, and the bank's relationship manager was always trying to persuade me to spend money every time I called. If I'm happy, I'll be able to photograph all of Nevada's junior virgin nights, and believe me, it's nothing.

If you want, we can exchange it for jewelry that can be returned unconditionally within a week, and the long-term ability to hold it is much stronger than bags and shoes. Personally, I prefer this approach, your opinion. ”

"Where's the ship?" (To be continued......)

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