Chapter 279
Huge took the opportunity to ask: "There are so many flies, this job can't be done directly." You can't just cover the pot for stir-frying, as soon as you lift the lid of the pot, they will definitely fly into the pot. Even if you pick it up, you can't pick it up. ”
Widow Sun doubted: "There were flies a few days ago, but there are not so many." Since the screen window was installed, they rarely come in, what is the matter today, Hulala came in so much at once, see what went wrong, can't find the reason, this door can't be opened, these days just after the shell Lang's strength, and there are so many flies, catch a handful, close the door quickly. ”
Gou Youdao was not blind, and he also saw those flies. He looked around at the freshly nailed screen, there were no holes, where did the flies come in? He inadvertently glanced out the window and happened to see Gou Er walking home with a cow on his back, with a bundle of grass on his back. He looked closely at the flies, and they were all cowflies.
There are two kinds of local native flies: one is the fly called the hemp fly, which is a little gray in color, and is divided into hemp flies and small hemp flies, and the big ones are probably female, and they are directly maggots. The two types of flies are the flies commonly known as the green-headed fly. There are also big and small. The big green-headed fly is estimated to be a female, and it is also a small maggot, and the small green-headed fly has not seen a maggot, which is the basis for judging that it is a male fly.
Legend has a tiger fly, I have not seen it, I dare not jump to conclusions, I have seen a cow fly, always fly around the cow, they have a characteristic, that is, they like to lie under the corner of the cow's eyes, suck the tears of the cow.
Flies have one thing in common, that is, they like fishy smells and smells. The seafood restaurant is mainly for seafood, those fish, shrimp. Wang Ba, there is a fishy smell on his body. Flies have a more sensitive sense of smell than humans. They came with the cows, but they arrived at the seafood restaurant. They smell the smell of seafood wafting from the seafood restaurant. Flies are better than people and ghosts, and the smell of cows can be compared with the fragrance of seafood restaurants? Heaven and earth are different, they immediately abandoned their old hosts and went to the seafood restaurant instead. Since there are screens on the windows at the door of the seafood restaurant, they can't get in, so they all lie next to the window at the door, waiting for the opportunity to enter the seafood restaurant to eat that delicious food.
People are busy, and those who come out and go in can't stay. Gotta work, don't you? Flies have a lot of work, just wait at the door window, as soon as there is a chance to go in, as soon as the person opens the door, it will follow the person to drill in, so, the noon guests finished eating, when they went out. The pawns in front opened the screen door for the leaders in the back, and the leaders in the back came out of the door slowly one by one. The time in between is definitely not short, and the flies take advantage of this time to enter the seafood restaurant. There are leaders at every table. What kid doesn't lead? Subordinates who can't serve their leaders, are there any opportunities for promotion? No wow. Let's give you an example. Previously. There is a town where there is a stationmaster of a forestry station. There was a meeting in the town, and he sat in the corner and was in charge of pouring water for the leaders. In order to save effort and trouble, he poured water, starting with the deputy mayor in front of him, and finally pouring it for the secretary.
Because of this, he offended a leader, and at the end of the meeting, he was praised by the secretary, saying that he had strong business ability and should go to the garden department to do technical guidance, and he could not bury this talent, so the town decided to let the forestry station manager with outstanding skills go to be a technician in the garden department.
The secretary said privately: "I can't even pour water, and I can't tell which one is the main leader, can such a person correctly understand the intentions of his superiors?"
With the cows, in addition to the cow flies, there are also the natural sweepers, the cattle in the summer, mainly eat grass, drink the water in the ditch, do not pay attention to hygiene, and pull. This is too busy to shell lang, Gou Erlao at noon, led the two cows to the field in front of the seafood building to rest, and the cow pulled the on the field.
It doesn't matter if the cows are strained, those shells are busy cleaning up, they swarm in, hovering and landing over the field, busy rolling the cow dung into small balls, grabbing the dung balls with four feet one by one, taking off, finding the direction of the grass, flying over and landing, picking up the soil pit and burying the dung balls.
I don't know if I was busy or there was a problem with the rudder, a few shells grabbed the dung ball under their feet, and after taking off, they didn't go to the grass far away to unload, but flew over according to the door of the seafood restaurant, and it happened that someone was in and out of the door, and accidentally let them in. These guys, maybe they didn't find the grass, or they felt that something was wrong, and they couldn't see the grass and couldn't fall, a few of them continued to fly in the living room of the seafood building, and later, maybe they really didn't have the strength, and the feet holding the dung ball unconsciously loosened, and there was a dung ball, "pop", and fell on the dining table in the living room. The other fell to the ground.
Lost the fruits of their labor, they did not fly anymore, and landed directly on the dung ball. Because the dung ball fell on the table from a high place, it fell into the shape of a flat egg, and the dung shell Lang wanted to round the dung ball, they didn't understand that the dining table was used to entertain guests to eat, and it looked much flatter than the cement field outside, which was very suitable for rolling ball operations, so they did it on the table, and when they were doing it, they were found by Widow Sun, and the east window incident happened, and the big thing was not good! Gou Da picked up a big broom and slapped it down, one scavenger was killed on the spot, and the other tried to escape, but was also killed on the spot. The fruits of their labor, along with their bodies, were thrown out.
Widow Sun and Xiaohong were busy scrubbing the table with laundry detergent water, and they were in the kitchen, busy catching those few fish that slipped through the net. In the past few days, he has been annoyed by the flies and feces shell Lang, so Gou Da went to lose his temper with Gou Er: "Second brother, what the hell are you doing?" What is the intention of putting so many flies and mosquitoes in the shell? Is it deliberately difficult to get along with the seafood restaurant? Do you want to wreak havoc? ”
Gou Er felt very aggrieved by his brother's accusations, and he argued: "Big brother, you must speak in a measured manner, and you must have evidence for the whole person." You said I brought those things, do you have proof? Who will come forward to testify? If you can't find anyone, I'm not done with you. ”
Gou Dafa said: "What's the end? , and you still want to threaten me, don't you? Those flies are cowflies, can't you see? Also, your cow is not tied to the door of the seafood restaurant, it does not poop, can it attract shells? You see, you see! ”
Gou Da pointed to a few shells who were doing rolling ball operations: "Where did they come from, they weren't attracted by your cow, can people seduce them?" You said! ”
Gou Er was not convinced, and retorted: "My cow is tied to my territory, what's in the way of your seafood restaurant?" You two do your business, I will raise my two cows, and we will go half of the road. As long as my cow does not enter your territory, whether it pees or diarrhea, you have no right to interfere. ”
"Those flies have crossed the line, and they are burrowing into the seafood restaurant one by one."
Gou Er stretched his neck: "Then you can punish them, it has nothing to do with me." Whoever makes a mistake, you will do it. ”
"You? You! Gou Da couldn't get enough of Gou Er, so he had to turn back into the house and sit on the edge of the bar and sulk.
An eighteen-year-old junior child, born a thief beautiful. I just squeezed out the owner in his fifties, and was helped by the boss in his sixties, and my heart is not beautiful. happened to be pregnant with a cub again, and in front of the boss, she shouted to drink Wang Ba soup to protect the fetus. The boss is in business, and he is very busy, so he called this little woman and drove to the seafood restaurant to eat Wang Ba supplement.
This little lady drove to the seafood restaurant, ordered a lot of good dishes, and was eating with relish, forgetting her dog. The puppy ran outside the door to pee on his own, not wanting to see a shell lang with the common name of the general, and landed in front of it at once. The puppy is a pet raised by the little fox, and he has never seen a shell, and he is curious, so he went over and gently scratched the general with his paws.
The general seemed to feel in danger and wanted to flee for his life, so he spread his wings and wanted to fly away. Where is the puppy? I used my mouth to take the general, but I didn't know that there was a sharp horn on the general's head, which pierced the palate of the puppy, and the painful puppy quickly spit the general out of his mouth and put it on the ground. (To be continued......)