Chapter 169: The Fun of a B-Movie
"Is there a movie theater in this kind of place?" Tatami asked with some suspicion as he looked at his surroundings.
"Come with me with confidence, there's something here!" Juanqi loves to hold the rag doll and take the lead to walk forward.
Turning from the street into the alley, then into the forked alley, and then again and again and again, and finally through the crevice, there is a building that can almost crush the mixed buildings from above.
The movie theater that stands in a densely populated area that is difficult for even artificial satellites to identify seems to be Juanqi's favorite secret base. As a matter of course, this is a movie theater dedicated to single-theater screenings, that is, it is a horror facility that is frightening to outsiders when it is released that "no other house can see it except here".
Juanqi put his hands on his waist and sighed as if he was encouraging, "Alas, I used to want to come here to see it, but I wasn't old enough, but this time"
Juanqi glanced at Tatami the most.
"Tatamy, quickly draw me an ID that is over fifteen years old."
"Why draw that?" Tatami was still looking at the so-called movie theater in front of him, and asked Juanqi's favorite casually.
"You're so stupid!" Juanqi pouted his lips and said, "What I want to show here is a B-grade movie that is banned from the fifteenth, but I can't meet that requirement!" β
"Well, although what I drew is the same as the real thing.,But the school city is not registered.,Is this useful?" Tatami pulled out his chalk and asked as he took Juanqi's favorite ID card.
"It's okay if it's super.,They will only check the authenticity of the documents.,Super won't check the documents and have been registered in the school city.γ Juanqi's favorite urged Tatami, his eyes full of antiquity.
"Okay" looked helplessly at the chalk in his hand, and Tatami used it to draw a pencil, using the pencil to draw Juanqi's favorite ID card.
With the "real" ID card in hand, the two managed to trick the conductor who had the same scrivener as the British library and invaded the inside of the movie theater. Walk through the same corridor as in the Western-style restaurant in a horror game, and when you open the double doors, you will find a screening room in front of you.
The building was already small, and the screening room was even smaller. It is only the size of the audio-visual room of the nearby school, and even if you sit on the staircase seat, you can watch it like watching a movie in a university lecture hall.
But on top of this, what is more concerned is -
"Juanqi, you seem to have said that this movie was released today, right? But fifteen minutes before the opening kick was empty."
Tatami looked at the empty screening room in front of him and asked Juanqi's favorite next to him.
"Ahh
After asking the question, he heard a strange gasping sound, and Tatami jerked his face to look over there. I saw that the silk flag favorite was now shaking his knees as if he was about to pass out, and he put his hands on his cheeks.
"I was the only guest on the first day of the release of the single theater, so in other words, I was the only one who could understand the excitement of this work!! Uh-huh, I know the way, I know the way this is an illusion. Even so, at this moment, I am super exclusive to what the director wants to convey ahahah~~~!! β
Seeing Juanqi fall into her own world in such a strange place, she decides to leave her Tatami alone and buy popcorn.
Coming to the place where popcorn is sold, Tatami glanced at the old woman who looked like a witch in a horror movie, quickly took out the money, took out a popcorn, two bottles of drink, and quickly left.
When he returned to his seat in the middle of the screening room, he hummed and smiled at the sight of the popcorn silk flag.
She tightened the golden-eyed black knight rag doll in her arms, "Tatamy, you are really stupid, you actually buy this original popcorn, what's so delicious about this?" And if you eat too much, you will be thirsty because it is too dry. β
"Then don't reach over and eat more than I do." Tatami rolled his eyes, handed over the drink in his hand, and said angrily, "Take it, drink." β
"Oh yes, that's the solution? It is indeed a carbonated large bottle, so don't you want to go to the toilet on the way to the movie? Juanqi liked to take the drink the most, and said with some exaggerated shaking in his hand.
"Hey, don't shake it! This is a carbonated drink, so I'll spray you in the face carefully! Seeing this, Tatami quickly stretched out his hand to stop him.
"It's okay to be super, you see it's not"
"Poofβ"
As soon as Juanqi's favorite unscrewed the cap of the bottle, the drink immediately sprayed her face
"Alas" as if he was very tired, Tatami sighed deeply, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped his face for Juanqi's favorite, "I said it all, you still shake it like that." β
"Hmm" is like a kitten in the rain, Juan Qi likes to pout and don't dodge, letting Tatami wipe his wet face clean.
"I don't think you have much in that bottle, come and drink mine, mine"
"Poofβ"
Tatami had just unscrewed the cap of the bottle when he didn't expect the drink in his hand to squirt out.
"Haha!!ha Seeing this, Juanqi, who originally had a small face, immediately couldn't help it, and hugged his stomach and laughed.
"I didn't shake this bottle," Tatami licked the drink from his lips and picked up his handkerchief with a grimace to wipe it.
"Wait a minute!" Juan Qi grabbed Tatami's arm, "Your handkerchief has become super wet when you wiped my face just now, it should be useless to wipe yours again, use mine!" β
"Well, whatever," Tatami shrugged his shoulders and reached out to take the handkerchief.
While the two were talking, the lights were turned off in the screening room. As the electronic beep remembers the sound of "beep~~", the screen flashes.
Generally speaking, about ten minutes before the start of the screening, there will be some trailers of the placement company, but here it starts with this one all at once, as if there is no room to prepare other film introductions.
"I said"
"What's wrong Tatami, this is a super high period in life."
"Is that really okay?" Tatami stretched out his finger and said, "Even the tightrope behind you can be seen clearly, is it really okay to just open like this?" β
"You're really someone who doesn't know how to enjoy B-class."
Juanqi's favorite added the sentence "It was forbidden to talk during the original release", and while eating the popcorn that Tatammy bought without authorization, he said: "Listen, it's natural that the B-grade looks a little flawed, to be honest, this is something that the guys who have no financial resources and no human resources are super desperate to make, as long as it's not too bad, you can't pursue the outside too much." β
"Then why did you go to this kind of small cinema to watch the same seat as the economic seat? Wouldn't it be better to find a movie theater on the street to see Hollywood's biggest hits? β
"Is that so? Compared with movies that have been repeatedly breaking the record of big hits just after they are released, on the contrary, the things called B-grade and C-grade are more dazzling like Baoyu and can stay in my heart more. As I watched, I complained, 'It's so stupid,' but when I realized it, I realized that I was super addicted to it. β
"HahβI don't understand."
Sure enough, it's in vain to ask the guy who's been enjoying it from the beginning what's interesting. Tatami has already taken the silk flag favorite, and it's like the feeling of endlessly explaining what the charm of the band he doesn't interest in is.
Tatamy, who said that he couldn't pay attention, had no choice but to spread his hands, not paying attention to Juanqi's favorite who watched the movie seriously, but watched it by himself.
It didn't take long for Tatami to find fun, and that was to find a relatively large loophole in the movie.
There is no place in this world that is absolutely perfect, even if it is a movie by a superborn director Zhang, there will be some loopholes, let alone this kind of second-rate movie.
So it's a good thing to catch bugs once in a while.
Besides, although the special effects are not very good, the plot of this zombie-themed movie is also quite interesting.
Tatami looked at her side as if nothing happened, and the silk flag favorite, who was suffering from the reflection of the screen, did not notice Tatami's gaze, and only blindly focused on the screen with some sincere expression.
Such a silk flag suddenly opened its mouth, "Ahhh
At this moment, the original popcorn that Tatami had overturned on his seat was scattered to the side.
"I risked being thrown by the proprietress of the family to watch this kind of second-rate movie with you!! At least I'm at the forefront and waving the flag of liking movies to show a happy expression!! Otherwise, isn't it pointless to do it?! β
"Woo, ah, ah, in about twenty minutes, the heroine is going to die, and it seems that from the very beginning, it shows that the staff are unanimous in their signal to kill the heroine quickly." Juanqi yawned and said a little boringly.
"You're completely unemotional? No, it won't, it won't die!! Of course, this heroine will escape from the zombie hell and usher in the asahi with the protagonist!! β
"Then let's take a super gamble. I bet her to die, a piece of gum. β
"Won't die!! Because there is hope in the heroine who talks little and is energetic!! β
The two argued, and a little red slowly spread across the screen. Although she didn't die, her muscles were almost all green in the heroine's flower-like expression.
Tatami held his head, and the screening room sounded the silk flag's favorite and unmotivated "chewing gum super hand".
Sure enough, you shouldn't have any hope for this movie journey
PS: Suddenly I found WIFI in a hamburger restaurant, so the price of rubbing the Internet was more than 50 yuan
Peat! I knew that the old lady of Lu Dao had charged the fifty phone bills! It's okay to buy a box of Dove! It's a loss, it's definitely a loss!
After the last, I still asked for votes, and the votes were over 6,000, which means that I don't know how much money was fined for the birth of the family, it seems that the eldest daughter in the family can have another child, right? Also,Of course you have to consider Guoman,But I see a little less in GuomanOf course,Pleasant goat and the like are not counted,You introduce me to some good-looking Guomanγ