"Phineas, Chairman!"

After the old immortal introduced, a few of us said hello to Meng Fei and Wang Mumu, they glanced at us, nodded slightly, and didn't say anything, but everyone could see from their expressions that they were still angry in their hearts.

But this is angry in my heart, the table xiàn is on the face, it is better than the table xiàn in the heart, but this also can't complain about others, who has changed, kind and brave, thank you I didn't hear it, but I was hit by a bottle of wine, and I can't stand it.

"Uh, Chairman Wang, huh? I apologize to you, when I was at the door of kTV, I thought you and Flying Tongue were together, so I did it!! Excuse me! I paused and said a sincere word to Wang Mumu.

"If I hadn't practiced my steps for two days on the wooden Zhuangzi when I was a child, that tiger B fat man, stabbed me, and could have stabbed me with a knife! You know? While Wang Mumu had palpitations, he didn't forget to brag about bull B.

"Well, at that time, I knew I had practiced at that pace!!" I quickly held it and said it.

"It's nothing, it's all fur!" Wang Mumu was cheeky and said vaguely.

"Let's have a bite to eat!" I said hello while it was hot.

"We still have some problems, we won't go to dinner, Zhang Jun, we all know each other, since you also apologized, this matter is over!" Meng Fei stood up and said something to me.

"No, it's all home, why don't you go out for a drink!!" The old immortal also persuaded.

"Not really!"

"No, let's have a bite to eat together, I'm really a little hungry!" Before Meng Fei could finish speaking, Wang Mumu interjected.

"What's wrong with that girl?" Meng Fei asked.

"What time is it, and it's late at night when I get home! Let them wait! Wang Mumu said as he grabbed Meng Fei's arm.

Actually, I summed it up, the biggest goal of a pretending to be a coercive is not to pretend to be B with ordinary people, but to be more willing to compete with pretending to be B criminals of similar rank, obviously the old immortal is also a master in this way, as soon as he sees him Wang Mumu is happy, and there are some itchy skills, especially want to learn from it.

Under the persuasion of Lao Xian and Wang Mumu, Meng Fei had no choice but to follow us and go out to find a restaurant together. At night in the Northeast, there is a little bit of a bad thing, after nine o'clock, most of the restaurants have closed, except for barbecue, that is, barbecue.

Before I came, I was ready for bleeding, so I ate for a thousand yuan, found a Korean barbecue, and a few of us walked in.

When we entered the restaurant, when we ordered, we shirked each other a few times, and finally I said to the waiter: "A box of snowflakes, a clam, a pork belly, sauerkraut, oh, two more black pepper steaks, and a lamb chop!" ”

"It's almost okay, I can't eat much!" Meng Fei lit a cigarette and said to me.

"It's okay!! We took out a loan, and we don't feel sorry for it! The old fairy said with a smile.

"If I'm not mistaken, your words are full of criticism of the current society, the inability of the big economy to be evenly distributed to the situation of individuals, in order to show your maverick behavior, and worry about the country and the people, right?" Wang Mumu stroked his head reservedly, his head was messy, and his speech was slow, and he was like an old professor of the Chinese Academy of Sciences.

"I'm cāo! Where is this Jb going on again! Meng Fei collapsed on his forehead.

After I finished ordering, I looked at the two of them like I was looking at stupid B.

"I took out a loan!! I belong to the part of the people who have been shared by the big economy, I criticize others, that is, I criticize myself, I am stupid, what am I doing scolding myself? Although the old fairy said that he had taken out a loan, he was actually pulling a calf, but he still said lightly and lightly.

"The apportionment you get is temporary! Today there is, tomorrow there may not be! At the end of the day, you're still a poor peasant! Wang Mumu's words were full of disdain for the old immortal, so he almost didn't take off his outer pants, revealing the big flower pants with a five-clawed golden dragon printed on the crotch, and stood in the middle of the hotel to prove his royal blood.

"I'm rubbing! You say I don't have any money? My dad is in the building materials business! I prostitute. There have been countless young ladies, and you say I have no money? ”

"Okay, then I'll give you a multiple-choice question. For example, now you're living a very poor, sexual. Bear. The living is basically by masturbating, but one day, you picked up six thousand dollars in cash and ran into two small ones. Sister, a small person who is known to be born as a model. Sister, beautiful looks, but the price is slightly expensive, the introduction costs 3,000 yuan, 6,000 yuan for the night, it is known that Miss B, although the appearance is average, but the price is affordable, the introduction of 100 yuan, the night is 300 yuan, if you are allowed to choose, which one do you prostitute? ! Wang Mumu asked.

", I don't need to ask, I have to prostitute it!! The body structure is almost the same! One can only once, and one can sixty times! The quality gap is made up for by the number of times, does this still need to be considered? The old immortal said without hesitation.

"You see, you're still a small peasant mentality, but if I say I'll prostitute six thousand, you'll definitely say I'm pretending to be B, right?" Wang Mumu asked casually drinking coconut water.

"That must be pretending to be B! Because you're talking about very poor people! The old fairy nodded in response.

"Then believe it or not, the price of 3,000 miss, I also use 6,000 yuan, can prostitute her ten times!!" Wang Mumu asked with a light smile.

"It's impossible, there's no such bargaining, it's impossible for people to agree!" The old immortal didn't believe it at all.

"To make a simulation, I used 6,000 yuan to open a hotel with a price of more than 500 yuan, and then called a small . Sister A, that is, the model, and Miss B, the girls of the foot. Miss B and I went in first, stripped naked together, lay on the bed, and waited for Miss A to come in, and then we doubled/flew, think about it at this time, what has changed in this matter? Wang Mumu asked with a shining light in his triangular eyes.

At this time, not only the old immortal was stunned, but the rest of us were also stunned, all thinking about this question, I seemed to have caught what Wang Mumu wanted to say.

"At this time, the two are worth different things. Sister, there has been a change in the price, 3,000 yuan and 100 yuan, lying on a bed, serving a person, they do the same project, there is no difference, you can say they are worth 100, you can also say that they are worth 3,000!! The two of them drew an equal sign at this time! Wang Mumu said again.

"I'm a little messy, you wait for me to pick it up!" The old fairy is a little blind.

"Go back, I'll use the rest of the money to prostitute Miss B, and I can prostitute at least ten times! But the difference is that I have a mental advantage, and I can think that my prostitute Miss B, she is 3,000 yuan a night! Wang Mumu added.

"Dude, you always have a prostitute, aren't you tired of being crooked?" The door blinked cute little eyes and asked with great freshness.

"Don't care if it's crooked, that's not what I said!" Wang Mumu squinted at him and said.

"But I just want to know, wouldn't you get tired of having a person prostitute ten times?"

"Go up to the side, don't talk to me!"

"It's really going to get tired!"

"Can you get away? Are you obedient and miss the point??? What the am I talking about??! Wang Mumu said a little anxiously.

"What does it mean to love Jb, what are you shouting!" The door said weakly.

"I'm convinced!! I really admire, come, I toast you, Chairman! ”

I stood up in admiration, picked up my wine glass and said to Wang Mumu.

"Sometimes, mixing good and bad is just a matter of one dress, changing clothes, or simply taking off the, in fact, everyone is the same!" Meng Fei added, also stood up, and picked up his wine glass.

Except for the old fairy who was still struggling with which one to prostitute, a few of us clashed glasses and drank them all.

Meng Fei and I met after beating Wang Mumu with a bottle of wine, and in the in-depth conversation, I found that we have a lot of opposing thoughts, he represents the middle class, and I represent the grassroots.

After drinking for a while, I took out the 20,000 yuan that I had prepared earlier, and after he took it, he didn't look at it at all, didn't refuse, and didn't even shirk it, just stuffed it into his handbag.

I feel that he took the money after I was a friend, and in his heart, 20,000 yuan seems to be a trivial matter that is not worth mentioning, and he will not bother to speak or say a few hypocritical polite words for this money, he focuses on the feeling between friends and the innocent friendship between brothers.

I'm the complete opposite of him, I'm more realistic, more practical.

From this point of view, the gap between our thoughts is actually quite large, but it does not hinder it, I admire and admire him, and I am a little jealous of him.

Because he said to me, "I have to earn a little money for the housekeeper at the beginning, and I earn everything by myself!" ”

Part of this is luck, and the rest is ability.

"Hey, my phone! How is it passing?? ”

Just when I was chatting with Meng Fei, Wang Mumu suddenly looked at his phone and said a word, then blinked his triangular eyes, picked up the phone and put it to his ear, and fed weakly.

"Wang Mumu, it's very good, six thousand and one hundred prostitutes together, isn't it? What a psychological advantage!! Teenager, you're in a good set! You're waiting for you to come back, let's dig into this topic! The girl on the other end of the phone said to the phone through gritted teeth.

"Ahem, Sister Biao, you might listen!"

"Hurry up and get out of here, I haven't done anything for half an hour, just listen to your vernacular there!!" The girl cursed again and hung up viciously.

"Toot toot!"

Wang Mumu blinked his eyes, swept around, and we were all staring at him intently, listening to the busy tone on the phone, coughing, clearing his throat and saying.

"I tell you Ang, don't play face, I warn you one last time, don't talk to me when I'm down. Request!! Got it? Apologize? What apologies? Did I make you apologize?! Ma Yu cleaned the fish in the refrigerator, and I will go back to eat it later, whip stewed carp! Wang Mumu frowned slightly, and said neatly.

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