"Nope." Chen Weidong's eyelids didn't move, and he said lightly: "As a bastard. Eggs, streams. Hooligans, color. Embryo, I'm very conscious, how dare I be angry with our Officer Xiao, just ask Officer Xiao to put on the police uniform again, just don't put me in your criminal police brigade. ”

"You ......" Xiao Ling was choked by him, he didn't know what to scold if he wanted to scold, and he was a little unwilling to continue to endure it.

"Okay, okay, you both stop and give way to each other." At the critical moment, Zheng Wei had to come up to play a round.

Xiao Ling gritted his teeth, raised his head and said, "Okay, it's my fault, I'm too impulsive, I got angry at you without thinking clearly, I'm sorry." ”

"Well, admitting mistakes is a good boy." Chen Weidong immediately got off the donkey, and his face was smiling like a flower.

God testifies, Xiao Ling looked at his cheap expression, and really wanted to punch him over and reward him with a peach blossom on his face......

Of course, the success rate of this is infinitely close to zero, so Xiao Dajinghua still held back, coughed and diverted the topic: "Hey, how is my illness now, didn't it mean that the operation was over, why was it still so painful when I woke up just now?" ”

"Yo yo yo, do you still think it's a cold and fever, just drink some ginger soup and sleep under the quilt?" Chen Weidong laughed strangely, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Please, Miss, your disease is very, very, very rare...... Well...... What kind of disease is that......"

He thought about it for a long time, but he still didn't think of a suitable alternative name, after all, Zheng Wei was sitting next to him, and with such a medical expert here, it was not reliable to make up a name randomly. It will definitely be exposed on the spot, and it will be a shame when the time comes.

Besides, he had some rules to follow. You can't always talk directly to these two small. Niu'er mentioned the "Nightmare Curse", right?

You know, I just said so much, it's all a deleted and modified version, and it's easy to fool around, but if you show your feet on the name of the disease, then the two girls will definitely not give up......

Think about it, one of them is a police officer. The profession is to find faults, including scrutinizing and verifying various details, and the other is a doctor. Doctor, a woman with a high IQ, does not speak professionally, and has a stubborn personality. Once entangled by the two of them. You can imagine what the results will be......

Chen Weidong and these two women didn't know each other for the first day, and they knew these things deeply, so they were also cautious at this time, and would rather not open their mouths than open their mouths indiscriminately, so as not to burn themselves.

Xiao Ling waited for a long time and didn't hear the following, so he couldn't help frowning and said, "What kind of illness is it, you said." ”

"Ahem...... Anyway, it's a very serious and rare disease, if not treated in time. You'll be lost in dreams forever and become a vegetative state. ”

"Is that so?" Zheng Wei was also interested. After all, she studied medicine and was very interested in this kind of thing.

The strange illness Chen Weidong mentioned, when she went back to the office to rest just now, she also checked some information, but the results were not good, and there were no relevant records in Chinese and foreign literature.

Perhaps, there are, but they are too out of the way, and it is not a matter of time and a half to find them.

Chen Weidong didn't want to continue to dwell on this topic, so he turned to look at Xiao Ling and said with a stern expression: "Now it's my turn to ask, what kind of dreams did you have during the time you fell into a coma?" ”

"I ......" With this sentence, a trace of fear appeared in Xiao Dajinghua's eyes - this is a very rare thing, she has always been not afraid of heaven and earth, how can she be like this? ~

"Don't be afraid." Chen Weidong patted her on the shoulder and comforted: "No matter what you dream about, it's always a dream, you don't have to care about it at all, so relax, don't think too much, just live a normal life in the future, don't force yourself to remember anything, OK?" ”

"Nope." Xiao Ling shook his head, his expression began to become a little solemn, "Dadong, it's not that I want to recall, but something is desperately echoing in my mind, I wish I could forget it immediately, but it seems that it is obviously not so easy at present." ”

"Okay......" Chen Weidong shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "If you think it's OK, just tell us, if you feel any discomfort, you can stop at any time." ”

Xiao Ling thought for a while, but still shook his head: "Forget it, it's all about myself, you ...... Give me a little privacy. ”

Chen Weidong and Zheng Wei glanced at each other, and said with a smile: "Okay, it's all up to you." ”

Xiao Ling nodded, covered his chest again, and a pair of willow eyebrows wrinkled slightly.

She looked at Chen Weidong and said with a puzzled expression: "Seriously, you really didn't do anything to me?" Why do I always have a dull ache here? ”

Chen Weidong rolled his eyes and said, "I bet you must not have listened to me carefully just now, figure it out, Miss, you haven't gotten better yet, understand?" It's like if you are sick and come to the hospital for injections and medicine, which doctor can guarantee you that you will be cured immediately after one injection? Well? Is there such a panacea? Name one and tell me about it. ”

"Okay." Xiao Ling shrugged his shoulders and had to admit that he was indeed nervous.

However, the strange feeling in her chest has always harassed her, and it doesn't hurt very much, but the position is really awkward, which makes people very unhappy.

She couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Hey, aren't you like a god, can you help me find a way to alleviate this symptom?" ”

"Yo, I really thank you, adjectives like gods like doctors, it's better to leave it to tell the dead old man who really saved your life, I don't dare to take it, as for alleviating the symptoms, I'm sorry, I can't do anything about it."

"Don't do that." Xiao Ling reached out and grabbed his arm and shook it a few times, trying to make his voice sound softer, "You must have a way, right?" Please, you can do it, I'm really hard right now......"

“Shit！” When Chen Weidong heard this tone, he couldn't help but get goosebumps falling.

Nima! Don't pretend, okay? This is not your Xiao Da Police Flower painting style at all! It can't be that the lines are wrong, right? Hurry back and check that it's serious......

In view of the fact that this is too faceless, this thing just turned around in my heart and did not actually say it.

But Xiao Ling is good, and he won't let him go......

This can't be blamed on Xiao Da Gonghua for suddenly changing her sex, if the painful part is changed, she won't even wrinkle her eyebrows, and she doesn't even bother to ask, but ......

Ay! This location, it's so much! And not only pain, but also sour, itchy, numb, swollen, stiff and other feelings, all mixed together, the taste is simply difficult to describe in words, if you are not convinced, try it yourself, to ensure that you can understand it immediately.

As a person who has practiced his own acupuncture method, Chen Weidong naturally knows how uncomfortable it will be for a person who is stabbed by the "cone word trick" - in fact, this set of acupuncture is also a kind of martial arts, and it may not be easy to use it to fight against people, but if it is used to abuse vegetables and torture people, there is really a set.

To put it simply, each type of acupuncture in this set of acupuncture will "awaken" different nerves, such as soreness, itching, numbness, swelling, pain, and so on.

According to the need, the needle can be freely regulated by his own techniques, such as converting the pain into chills and fever, or a faint itch, or simply shielding, which can play a good role in the operation.

As for the specific effects, Chen Weidong has not learned them all, but he is very familiar with the cone formula, and the reason is very simple: this thing controls those strong thorns. The feeling of agitation is very powerful!

I think that when he was a soldier in the army before, he was famous for having such a stunt, who dared to shake his face or play yin with him, he promised to apologize obediently with a needle.

Moreover, after the investigation by the leaders above, there was nothing they could do about this situation -- it cannot be said that Chen Weidong was judged by a single pinhole in what kind of violent means against discipline were used, right?

Please, it's just a very small pinhole, at most a little skin, and there is no blood, even if the little girl who doesn't go out of the door won't take this kind of wound seriously, can the old man take this seriously?

Later, Chen Weidong mixed up and often went out on field work with his brothers.

At that time, their squad often captured some enemy personnel or something, and when it came to extorting confessions by torture, everyone would push this job to Chen Weidong for a very simple reason: a professional is Diao! ~

In fact, Chen Weidong has really never seen a few tough guys who can hold on to the cone trick for more than a quarter of an hour.

Now, Old Man Chen also uses the cone technique, and he doesn't even pull out the needle, so he stays in Xiao Ling's body, in order to completely lock the magic power!

And Xiao Ling was lucky, he only took two injections, and the depth was not very good, if he changed to the kind of four-inch long needles, he would nail a row of ...... It is estimated that she will die of pain when she first wants to come.

When Chen Weidong was a beginner, he was also used as a living teaching material by his grandfather, and he had a deep understanding of this pain, so he also understood Xiao Ling's difficulties.

However, he really couldn't agree to Xiao Ling's request.

Joke! With his current ability, he can only achieve pain relief at most, and if he wants to completely relieve the pain, unless he pulls out the two "life-locking needles", it is almost the same.

However, once the life-locking needle is removed, the remaining mana will run away frantically, and Chen Weidong does not dare to guarantee what the consequences will be caused by the time.

Out of kindness, he clearly explained the reason to Xiao Ling.

Zheng Wei also testified on the side to show that he was not joking.

The more Xiao Ling listened, the worse his face became, but his feelings were okay and he didn't show too much on his face.

"Oh yes." Chen Weidong patted his head, and finally added: "If you want to be completely cured, you will have to do treatment every day in the future, and I can't determine the date for the time being, but it is estimated that it will be at least half a month." ”

"Huh??" As soon as Xiao Ling heard this, a pair of wonderful eyes immediately widened, "You...... Just kidding, right? (To be continued......)