Chapter 082: If You're a Man, Chase Lao Tzu
Qi Baobao's movements are very gentle, of course, very quick, and quickly wiped the sweat on her forehead on the weekend, she let go of the weekend one second ago, and slapped the shoulder on the weekend that just passed her chest, peach blossom eyes were affectionate, and she said coquettishly: "I hate it, touch someone's place." ”
was bullied in Qi Baobao's arms, as if he had been molested, he was very aggrieved on the weekend, and he wanted to have a seizure, but after listening to Qi Baobao's cute words, he was completely dumbfounded.
You're the one who hugs me first, okay? Besides, when you wipe my sweat, I'm afraid you'll hit me coldly, and I'm so focused on your hands that I can't enjoy the softness?
I was bullied so much that I wanted to cry on the weekend, and the female bandit Qi Baobao was his natural enemy at all, and she could always kill him without knowing it.
Feeling that he is not Qi Baobao's opponent no matter what, simply, squatting on the weekend without talking, washing dishes and brushing dishes like a stuffy oil bottle, he thought about it, no matter how Qi Baobao hooked up, just don't speak, it is best to suffocate Qi Baobao.
Obviously, Qi Baobao has his own way of entertainment, if you don't talk on the weekend, you won't talk, and the female bandits will play by themselves.
On the weekend, when the aggrieved little daughter-in-law squatted on the ground to wash dishes and brush the dishes, Qi Baobao squatted beside him with a smile, her willow eyebrows were bent, her peach blossom eyes were affectionate, and her small mouth pouted, she would take advantage of the weekend when she was not paying attention to touch the weekend's Feng-style hair, or flick the weekend's ears with her shallot-like fingers, or wave a small pink fist to smash the weekend's shoulder without warning.
"......" The weekend is really convinced, the kind that can be served, seeing that Qi Baobao is going to pinch his face again, he covered his face with both hands on the weekend, and blurted out: "Brother, I was wrong, what do you old man say, don't say that it is going to the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire, if you want me to take off my pants, I won't say a word, just ask you not to tease me like this, I can't afford to hurt it." ”
"Why did you go earlier, you said you, give in early, did Lao Tzu betray his hue like this?" Qi Baobao held a pair of small hands behind her back, standing in front of the weekend and swaying, occasionally jumping so twice, she stuck out her tongue, tried her best to be cute, looking at the old face that was more ugly than bitter melon on the weekend, she raised her head, and said very chicly, "Go upstairs with me!" ”
"What are you going to do?" Weekend subconsciously protected his chest with both hands, as if he had thought of the scene of Qi Baobao pressing him down on the bed, while his face was beating, Weekend pulled his face and said seriously, "Baby, be good, don't make trouble, I still have to clean up the small restaurant!" ”
"Big fat man!" Qi Baobao, who was originally selling cuteness with his hands behind his back, heard that he was going to clean up the restaurant on the weekend, and immediately crossed his waist to urge the lion roar.
In front of the female bandit Qi Baobao, the big fat man had already lost his temperament, almost at the same time that Qi Baobao called him, he appeared in front of Qi Baobao with a shy old face, and the speed of running was about to catch up with the leopard, wiping the traces left by stealing watermelon from the corner of his mouth, the big fat man burped, and asked Qi Baobao with a smile: "Sister-in-law, you call me?" ”
", there is a second big fat man in our baby travel agency?" The female bandit Qi Baobao raised her eyebrows, and counted the big fat man very gentlemanly, and said, "I arrested your brother today, you clean up the small restaurant, is there a problem?" ”
"No, absolutely not." The big fat man shook his head desperately, and he was really worried that he would throw that brain bigger than a watermelon at the wall.
"Flame-prone guy!" Weekend muttered to himself and glared at the big fat man fiercely.
"Sister-in-law, brother glared at me!" It is estimated that he has been with Qi Baobao for a long time, and he has been contaminated with the temperament of a female bandit, and the honest and wooden fat man at the beginning has now learned to inform, and he has not filtered one side in his mind when he stared at him on the weekend, and told Qi Baobao all in one go.
"Why is your brother glaring at you? I'm still beating you! "The female bandit Qi Baobao's mind is so inscrutable, the big fat man originally expected her to be able to make decisions for herself, who would have thought that people would simply stand in the same camp as the weekend.
"Shall we go upstairs?" Qi Baobao, who consciously helped the weekend, grabbed the weekend's arm, and dragged it out of the kitchen regardless of whether people were willing to do it on the weekend.
"Female bandit, I'm going to take you!" The weekend was originally planned to be a good man and not fight with a woman, but he found that the more he tolerated the female bandit, the more he had to make inches, how could this family also be in charge, if he tolerated it repeatedly, maybe one day the female bandit Qi Baobao would climb on his head and and pee, so the weekend broke out, and he grabbed Qi Baobao's hand dragging his clothes, wanting to teach Qi Baobao a lesson.
The female bandit was like a human spirit, almost as soon as she grabbed her arm on the weekend, she noticed that something was wrong, exclaimed "Mom", and the next second, she broke free from Weekend's hand like a loach and ran upstairs.
"You know how good our men are, right?" Looking at Qi Baobao's frightened appearance when he ran away, he accepted it when he saw it on the weekend, and was ready to escape back to the kitchen after losing such a sentence, but the words that Qi Baobao stood at the top of the stairs and stuck out his tongue and said to him completely angered him.
"On the weekend, if you are a man, come and chase Lao Tzu, don't look like a paper tiger! You've got the brain, you're caught, huh! ”
"I'm a three-legged man, with a handle!" The blushing-necked weekend failed to stick to the end of "good men don't fight with women", the bull's temper rushed to his brain, and he chased after Qi Baobao at the staircase.
He thought about it, if he didn't treat the female bandit Qi Baobao severely, it would not work, so he used his strength to eat milk and ran wildly, took three steps and made two steps, and ran up the stairs as soon as he slipped through the smoke.
"Humph! Paper tiger! Before Qi Baobao ran away, he didn't forget to glare at the weekend with disgust.
If you really want to talk about running, the ten female bandits Qi Baobao may not be the opponent of the weekend, after all, the physical fitness of the girl's family is there, and she is still wearing sandals on her feet. But people are good at using their strength, and the mops and plastic stools in the stairs have all become obstacles for her to block the weekend, and wherever she passes, these things will be smashed into the weekend.
The weekend was ruthless, and he was determined not to press Qi Baobao's death, so even if he was blocked by these obstacles, he couldn't stop him from moving forward at all.
Seeing that he was about to catch Qi Baobao, he was going to hug Qi Baobao on the weekend, and with his man's domineering strength, he pushed the female bandit down against the wall and leaned against it, and then he frantically played the fart or went even further.
"Stop for Lao Tzu!" Qi Baobao also realized that she was in a catastrophe, and she was also ruthless, casually lifting the flower pot on the balcony and scolding the weekend.
"......" The flower pot is planted with cacti, and the flower pot is several times larger than the largest bowl in the kitchen, seeing Qi Baobao lifting the flower pot above his head, he was about to smash it against himself, and he was scared to break his courage on the weekend when there were three steps from Qi Baobao, "Baby, you take it easy, this is human life, not a joke." ”
"Then you can't chase it?" Qi Baobao ignored the weekend's begging for mercy and said viciously.
If he was hit by a flower pot, he would definitely lie down, and it would be strange if he dared to continue chasing on the weekend, he was so anxious that he didn't know how to speak, and shook his head again and again.
"I hate it!" Qi Baobao didn't get happy because of the soft clothes on the weekend, on the contrary, she was very resentful, secretly stomped her foot, and said, "Silly you, if you really catch up, I can't really hit you with a flower pot, right?" Stupid, it's all wood! ”
It's cheap and good, this is the female bandit Qi Baobao, looking at the dumbfounded weekend, she proudly put the flower pot back on the balcony, and before the weekend could react, she turned around and rushed into her room.
Bang Dang!
There was a muffled thud on the door, and she slammed it shut.
"Tap, the door is smashed, don't you need money to fix it?" The weekend is now the boss, he cares about these details, and he is really depressed, so he opened his throat and roared, anyway, Qi Baobao is closed, and he may not hear it, right?
The female gangster Qi Baobao is used to being startled, doing things that ordinary people can't, God knows what kind of psychology she is, after shouting such a sentence in her voice very loudly on the weekend, she suddenly opened the door again, which really scared the weekend.
"Just guard at the door, and wait for the old man to change his clothes and dress up sexily and take you back to cool off." As he spoke, Qi Baobao slammed the door again, which was bigger than the last movement.
"Take me back to cool off?" It's not that his thoughts are too dirty on the weekend, it's really that Qi Baobao said this too easily to make him think about it, and he naturally thought of those classic action stories in the villain book, so that when Qi Baobao changed his clothes and came out, he was still sitting on the steps stupidly and waiting.
Qi Baobao said that he wanted to change into a sexy dress, and sure enough, he changed into a sexy dress.
The denim dress worn on her body is particularly fresh, especially the three-dimensional gray rose decoration on the chest, which is tightly attached to the fullness of her chest, invisibly, highlighting the roundness of the pair is particularly eye-catching.
The hem of this dress was shorter than what she wore in the morning, and above the knee, the small half of the round snow-white skin was clearly visible.
The feet are matched with silver-white high heels, and it is estimated that Qi Baobao has had enough of wearing high heels several times and going out on weekends, so these high heels are obviously much shorter, but even so, wearing them on her feet, she can also show her slender and chic beautiful legs to the fullest.
The most rare thing is that Qi Baobao did not comb a ponytail, but turned her long black hair into a shawl, and pinned a hairpin with a red wolf head in front of her forehead, so that she was wearing a sexy dress, revealing a bit of playfulness and cuteness.
"What's the matter, isn't it good?" Qi Baobao squinted and turned around in front of the weekend, "Lao Tzu will not lose your face when he goes out with you like this, right?" ”
"It doesn't matter if you're embarrassed or not, the main thing is that you have to fulfill your promise and make me happy." I didn't forget what Qi Baobao said before on the weekend, and carefully reminded him.
"Don't worry, Lao Tzu counts!" Even if the female bandit Qi Baobao is dressed so femininely, but the action is still strong, she directly put her arm on the shoulder of the weekend, the kind of special master, and even plucked her nostrils, "Lao Tzu will definitely make you cool today!" ”
As soon as he heard that there was a play, his brows were wrinkled on the weekend, and he walked out of the baby travel agency with Qi Baobao shoulder to shoulder, he wanted to take the opportunity to rub Qi Baobao's chest, but Qi Baobao's sense of self-protection was too perverted, until he got on the bus, he didn't succeed, Qi Baobao said: "What's the hurry, wait for Lao Tzu to make you feel good!" ”