Li Er solved the problem of not being able to breathe, and thought to himself: The village is fine today. It's better to go to the donkey's chicken shop, have a good rest, drink tea, and play chess. He thought about it, no, there must be something waiting when he goes out, so he should stay at home honestly and take insurance. In order to be lazy, he instructed his wife Zhang Fengxian: "This morning I went to the street to buy fried dough sticks and beat two yuan of bean juice." Come back to the little vegetable garden behind us. Pick three green chilies, pluck four coriander, slice the pimple pickles, wash it twice, put it on a cutting board and chop it finely. Add sesame oil, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce, mix well, and serve Lao Tzu on the coffee table. Do you hear that? ”

Zhang Fengxian said in a low voice: "Our coriander is still small, only two fingers high, and I can't eat it." ”

Li Er glanced at his wife and scolded: "You are stupid, isn't the coriander of Liu Si's family next door planted earlier than our family?" Pluck him a few chili peppers, and he will definitely be happy, and he will definitely be happy. ”

"The coriander he grows at home is earlier than his own, but it's only one day earlier. His family can't eat either. What to do? ”

Li Er looked at his wife Zhang Fengxian, this is not good, that is not good, so he simply lost his temper and wanted to open his mouth to scold Zhang Fengxian for being stupid, but seeing that his wife was also a person with gray temples, he suddenly felt that it was a little inappropriate to scold her, and he vaguely felt that it was a little too cruel. I simply lay down on the bed, covered my eyes with both hands, stopped eating, and didn't speak. played a child's temper. Got out of the way with babies and toddlers.

Li Er's move. Zhang Fengxian has long been commonplace, and she doesn't feel unusual. She followed the old routine. Touching the phone, she called her half-life rival Xiao Taohong: "Where is it?" ”

"I'm buying seafood at the market? What's wrong? ”

"Your dear brother is crazy, what kind of shit chopped pepper you want to eat. I can't eat coriander from my own vegetable garden. He lost his temper and lay on the bed and pretended to be dead, what do you say? ”

Little Peach smiled: "You are an old lady eating persimmons." Look for my soft pinch. Okay, you don't care, I'll send the cilantro over in a moment. You get the rest of the stuff ready and wait for me. But ??????"

"What bullshit conditions do you want to talk about? I don't want coriander, it's just right to starve him to death, so that someone will think about him every day! ”

Xiao Taohong quibbled: "Eldest sister, what I said is just to calm you down." I'll bring you the fritters and bean juice by the way. Don't you save your legs? I think about it at every turn, and my kindness is like a donkey's liver and lungs, and a dog bites Lu Dongbin. I don't know the hearts of good people, what kind of people? ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "You still dare to complain, and you dare to scold me for being a dog? Beware of someone scolding you for spurting blood! Then the ancestors can listen to it in bed. ”

Zhang Fengxian put down the phone and was about to go to the kitchen. Li Er coughed. She hurriedly came over and asked, "Is there any other instruction?" ”

Li Er said: "I don't want to go out today. I don't know why, I just feel uncomfortable and don't want to go out. You closed the door for me, and no outsiders were allowed to enter the house, and if anyone asked, they would say that I was not there, and went out to fish with Huang Dakuo. ”

"If people want to ask where they went fishing, how do I answer?"

So he said he had gone to a distant land. I didn't tell you where you went. Anyway, it's far away on the edge of a big river. ”

"We don't have a big river here."

Li Eryi heard Zhang Fengxian's words. Digging into the bottom of the matter belongs to the kind of meaning of breaking the casserole and asking the end. It's not good to answer, it's not good not to answer, so he simply lay down on the bed again, and threw out a sentence hard: "Just say I'm dead!" ”

Little Pink walked in with a small handful of coriander in her hand. Quietly leaned over to Li Er's ear and shouted, "Bah! ”

Li Er called Xiao Taohong frightened, and got up suddenly. Cover your ears with your hands. glanced at Little Peach and didn't lose her temper. Instead, he said kindly, "Are you here?" I'm sorry that I want to eat that pickle and chop pepper, and I alarm you. ”

"Shouldn't you reward me?" Little Pink said, leaning her mouth over.

At the critical moment when Xiao Taohong's mouth was about to reach Li Er's cheek, a big chili pepper lost no time in reaching over and blocked Xiao Taohong's mouth at once! She didn't look at it and knew that it was Zhang Fengxian who was deliberately making trouble. He was deflated, took his body back, pouted, and shouted: "I ran away with money and effort, and I didn't even give such a reward, so people really can't accept it." ”

Zhang Fengxian took back the chili pepper, sighed, and said, "I haven't been at home for a few years, and the reward for you is less?" Don't learn to make inches, that's not good, I'm afraid it's ??????"

"Who cares about his reward? It's just a joke. Eldest sister, wow, don't talk to me at every turn. I'm leaving. ”

Just as Little Pink turned around and wanted to leave, the phone on the coffee table rang. Zhang Fengxian went over to answer the phone, but Xiao Taohong didn't leave again, stopped, and listened carefully to who was calling.

On the phone was Xiao Fang's voice: "Mother-in-law." What are you doing at home? Your grandson Li Pan went to school in other places. I'm the only one left at home. That old man, he comes to the house to look for me at every turn, I can't go up and down, I can't die or live, what should I do? ”

Xiao Fang sobbed and cried on the phone.

The little pink ears are pointy and know the ins and outs of the matter. Leaned over and asked, "Is Xiaofang being bullied outside?" Cuckolded our Dapeng? Or an old man? That's even worse! Bullying people are not so bullying! Dare to cuckold the son of the iron-legged woman, it's like looking for death. ”

Li Er said: "Ask me to understand, what is going on?" ”

Zhang Fengxian was afraid that she wouldn't be clear, so she pressed the phone on Xiao Taohong's ear, nodded, and asked her to ask Xiao Fang what was going on?

Xiao Taohong was on the phone, carefully asking things to understand. put down the phone and reported to Li Er: "Li Pan went to school in other places." Under militarized management, he could only go home once on Sunday, accompany Xiaofang for a day, stay at home for one night, and rush back to school on Sunday afternoon. Xiaofang lives alone at home, which is very inconvenient. An old man often harasses her, lying on her sofa at every turn, and Xiaofang can't help it. Called the police several times, but it didn't work. The old man is still a nephew who plays lanterns and messes around as usual. ”

Li Erdao: "Ask Xiaofang to come and live at home." Isn't that building at home idle? ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "It's not that Xiaofang doesn't want to come. What she misses is Li Pan. When I went home on Sunday, I couldn't find my mother, for fear that Li Pan would cry sadly and feel sad. ”

Li Er proposed: "Why don't I clean up that old guy!" Don't kill him. I'm not Second Master Li! ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "Don't be able to do it in front of me, your two brushes, it's okay to fool the two of us, it's really outside, and it's not the bottom of the loss." ”

"Look down on Lao Tzu, don't you? Look at my muscles all over my body. Li Er gestured and was about to take off his clothes.

Xiao Taohong hurriedly grabbed Li Er's undressed hand. said: "Okay, okay." Your muscles are unknown to others. Don't we know? It's just to coax outsiders. How old are you and still capable? I'm not afraid that outsiders will hear the joke about you, an old comrade. ”

Li Ergang was about to distinguish the phone on the coffee table. One after the other. Zhang Fengxian picked up the earpiece and fed it. One of the people inside asked, "Is Second Master Li at home?" ”

"Ask our family Li Er. He wasn't at home. The sun went out before it came out. ”

"Where are you going?"

"I went fishing with Huang Dakuo in the big river."

"Going fishing in the big river? Still walking with Huang Dakuo? No, I'm the same Huang Dakuo. Huang Dakuo laughed on the phone.

"Good thief! Speaking in a southern and northern tone, I didn't even hear that it was you. It's so hard to cheat me. Wait. Your second master Li is here, ask him to talk to you. Zhang Fengxian pressed the earpiece to Li Er's ear and whispered, "Huang Dakuo, looking for you." ”

Li Er talked to Huang Dakuo on the phone, and the two of them hung up the phone.

Xiao Taohong asked uneasily, "What about Xiaofang's affairs?" ”

Zhang Fengxian pursed her lips and said to her: "Are you worried about Xiaofang?" Or are you looking forward to me going to Shangpu so that I can make room for you? ”

Xiao Taohong replied dissatisfiedly: "I said what's wrong with you today?" I can't help but think about it, if I have menopausal syndrome? I promise you. If my own brother doesn't call me, I'm sure I won't come. ”

"You've already calculated it. Can you kiss your brother without calling you? Stop acting in front of me. I've been acting for decades, and I'm still acting, and I'm not too tired of panicking. Zhang Fengxian snatched two sentences of white and small pink. The heart is a little lighter.

Xiao Taohong knew that Zhang Fengxian didn't want to go to Shangpu. However, it is not possible not to go. It's normal to whine and say a few strange things when you leave. That's what she's done in the past. For Zhang Fengxian, Xiao Taohong can't know anything better. Her temperament and temperament, Little Peach has long been rotten in her memory. Accompanied by a smiling face at the moment. took out a thousand yuan and handed it over to Zhang Fengxian. He grinned and said, "Give you money!" ”

"What? Buying a man? There is not enough money. Remember the last time the little lotus came, but I gave you two million to kiss my brother! Zhang Fengxian deliberately thought that the little peach was not boiled and could not be broken up.

Xiao Taohong is not good at stubble, she said seriously: "What buy women women." How ugly it sounds. I'm giving you a thousand dollars to get me a pair of foreign shoes. ”

Zhang Fengxian asked strangely: "What about the pair I gave you from overseas last time?" I didn't see you wearing it, it's not a big person, I didn't expect it to be very fast to put on shoes. Honestly, who did those good shoes go? ”

"Thankfully, I had a pair of women's shoes. According to what you just meant, if I were a pair of men's shoes, it would be a big problem. Where might you think of it? I'm my own brother, a piece of ice in the jade pot. ”

"It doesn't matter if it's a jade pot or a urinal. I'll go to Shangpu this time, you're at home, and you're in charge. His body, year after year, is not as good as the year. Look at the waist is also a little hunched. It's painfully panicked. ”

Xiao Taohong hurriedly said: "Eldest sister, the ugly words will be said first, while you haven't left yet." Let's make it clear. I kiss my brother's waist or bend. But you are tired of him at home, and you cannot rest on my head. Otherwise, I wouldn't dare take on the job of taking care of him. ”

"It's better not to pick up. I'll ask your sister-in-law Liu Xueyin to take care of him, and when the time comes, you can't regret it. ”

When Xiao Taohong heard that Zhang Fengxian was going to entrust Li Er to Liu Xueyin, her heart tightened. I'm afraid that I broke the reins and pushed Li Er out. hurriedly said: "It's not that I don't want to take over, but I'm afraid that you will think about it crookedly." Besides, you go out and inquire. In the past few years that you have been away from home, I have taken care of my own brother and managed it in an orderly and smooth manner. You go and ask those people outside, have I ever cheated on my own brother? No wow. But I can't steal the results for myself. In the final analysis, it's still the eldest sister who has a good training style. ”

"What a clever guy. It's obviously a man who has earned someone else, but he insists that he has suffered a big loss! The lesbian in front of her, why is she so thick-skinned. ”

The two women, arguing with each other, fought for a while. Maybe it's tired, maybe it's almost the end of the fight. The two men were then reconciled. Zhang Fengxian instructed some trivial things at home. After eating, drinking, and sleeping for half a day, he set off for Shangpu. left Xiao Taohong to guard the house, and took care of Li Er's daily life.

First of all, Huang Dakuo came to Li Er, or gave him ideas to run a business. Many years ago, didn't Li Er give Huang Dakuo and his wife Wufeng at the time, a bad idea, asking Huang Dakuo to deceive Wufeng's sisters, and each of them made up 2,000 yuan for Wufeng. Huang Dakuo relied on the 10,000 yuan to work hard and make a fortune. Later, when there was more money, it burned and was full. divorced Wufeng. I went to find a female college student. It was later Aihua. The woman who gave birth to Huang Dakuo's son Xiaobao. Recently, Aihua and her first love, the guy surnamed Lu, got together and rolled the hammer with Huang Dakuo, (rolling the hammer - that is, the meaning of divorce, author's note) kicked Huang Dakuo.

Since he and Huang Dakuo rolled the hammer, Aihua's life is not easy to mix. A lot of money has been folded back and forth. The trading company also collapsed. Her two brothers had nowhere to arrange, so they left to fend for themselves and returned to their hometown after a few years of absence. lived a good life with his face facing the loess and his back to the sky. They know that the world out there is a lot of bells and whistles. But their wives don't know. blindly, all the reasons for the bad life are blamed on their sister-in-law. shouted and said: My life is not good, and I can't make Aihua's life better!

Love the two guys, they were originally two who were afraid of their wives. Plus the gray face mixed outside. I went home with my tail between my legs. I felt aggrieved in my heart, and responded to the mantra of Da Bo: tuberculosis is not good-looking, lack of money in hand, and lack of confidence in the body. didn't dare to care about his wife, let it go, and secretly connived at his wife to mess with his parents-in-law. Isn't it the money in the hands of the two old men?

It's troublesome, Aihua's father and mother are old after all. It has long been incapacitated. Just talk about it, don't practice fake tricks. It's been a long time. I can't stop their two hob-meat daughters-in-law anymore. Kicked out. The two desperate old comrades, who spent a few days at a relative's house, were not a long-term law after all. wanted to go home, the two daughters-in-law took advantage of the old guy's absence and sold the old house to others, the house became someone else's, and the money was divided equally by the two sons. The former Zhenqiao Tiger has now become a Zhenqiao cat, and even his son and daughter-in-law can't control it, and he has become a homeless and lonely person. It's miserable.

Looking at the two old guys, hiding in front of their own house is not good-looking. The ruthless love of Da Ai Er, so he used a small iron car, one person pushed one, and sent the two old waste guys to Huang Dakuo. I don't find any reason, just put it down and leave. You say, what is it good for this divorced mother-in-law and mother-in-law to call Huang Dakuo? How is it arranged? (To be continued......)