Chapter 121, I'm sorry, I'm too nervous!
Chapter 121, I'm sorry, I'm too nervous!
Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles. Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name.
Li Bai's "Chivalry and Travel" was originally written about those hermit knights who are good at fencing and fighting injustices and eliminating harm for the people, but later the killer organization felt that these words were too domineering and cool, and the sentence "Forget your clothes and go to hide your body and name" is obviously used to describe the profession they are engaged in.
Therefore, the killers dressed in special black professional suits deliberately chose to chant a few words of Tang poems or Song poems with the same aura before appearing to kill on a dark and windy night, which really gave people a feeling that the overall quality of practitioners in the killer industry had improved a lot.
Later, with the development of network technology and gene technology, only a hair or a cell can be used through the global network database to find out your information, including how many times you urinated in bed when you were a child, whether you peeked at the neighbor's little sister taking a bath. At this time, 'after the matter, go to hide your body and name' has become an empty word, a beautiful wish.
In the information age, most of the killers have a record. Only a very small number of top-level or extremely hidden masters will not be known to the outside world. Even America's most powerful spy and intelligence organizations struggle to get a glimpse of what they really are.
Yokai is a well-known killer combination in the killer world.
The female is called the little demon, and the male is called the old monster. The two are lovers, whether they kill one person or a group of people, both of them will appear at the same time, Meng is not out of focus, Jiao is not away from Meng, and they are never separated. Therefore, when you ask them to do something, you are hiring two top killers at the same time.
Moreover, the two have been getting along with each other for many years, and they often have wonderful moves, even if they encounter some opponents who are stronger than them, they can turn defeat into victory. Almost undefeated.
It was the first time Fang Yan had come into contact with them, and it was also the first time he had heard of the name of the monster.
However, if the connoisseur does not make a move, he will know if there is.
The two stand extremely tacitly, with women in front of men and men behind. The skinny woman stands in front of the tall man on the left side, maintaining the advantage of the first attack without blocking the fluidity of the men's assault acceleration behind her.
If it was just like this, it would be difficult for Fang Yan to look sideways. The position of the two of them actually alludes to the 'wind' acupoint position of Tai Chi. Only when the wind is born can the water rise. The wind and water rise, I mean Tai Chi. When the wind and water rise, I am Tai Chi.
"Is it a Tai Chi disciple?" Fang Yan thought in his heart.
"Kill." The old monster shouted. Although he stands in the back row, he plays an important position as the group's image spokesperson. He said kill and kill, and he said to run away from the two people.
Of course, the former is more common, and the latter has not yet appeared.
"This is going to happen?" Fang Yan waved his hand and shouted to stop. "That's not how it is done on TV."
The monster group glanced at each other, and the little demon asked in a sharp voice, "What other last words do you have?" Say it in one piece. Although I can't guarantee that I will help you convey it. ”
"The bad guys on TV and movies will sneer three times before killing people and say I'm going to let you die. Then explain clearly what he is trying to kill, who sent him to kill people, and the ins and outs of the cause and effect - I'm dying, you can't let me be a ghost who died unjustly, right? Tell me, why do you want to kill me? Who sent you to kill me? "Fang Yan felt that it was too much of a loss to 'die' like this, he couldn't be a fool, he had to be a sober ghost.
“——”
Both the little demon and the old monster have a feeling of depression and vomiting blood. You're all going to die, who has the patience to talk so much nonsense with you? Do you think this is making a movie?
The opportunity to kill is fleeting, and for them, the dead are the safest. Only the dead can keep their mouths shut.
"You don't say it because you don't dare to say it." Fang Yan sneered. "What? You don't have the confidence that you will be able to kill me today? Are you worried that I will leave here alive today and run out of the Devil to take revenge on the true messenger of the Lord? Yes, that's what I intended. In the future, don't say anything like your death day next year, I've read so many novels, and all the guys who said this sentence were killed by the people he wanted to kill......"
The old monster was really angry, and roared angrily: "Fang Yanxiao'er, you dare to deceive me - kill." ”
Before the word killing was spoken, the little demon had already rushed out.
This is tacit understanding.
We often use the not-so-elegant phrase 'I know you're going to shit before you pout your ass' to describe the two people who are in the same mind, and for the combination of the little demon and the old monster, they can really do such an intimate cooperation.
The little demon is short in stature, and its body is wrapped in a black night coat. If it weren't for the bright moon, you would hardly be able to capture her movements.
Even if there is moonlight and starlight, it is not daylight after all. She is very good at exploiting the blind spots of her eyes, and the speed at which the eyeballs cannot catch up with the speed at which she moves......
The figure flashed twice, and the person had already rushed to Fang Yan's side.
It was only then that she showed the thin blade hidden on the back of her wrist.
The blade was cold and sharp, piercing Fang Yan's neck.
Whoosh –
Almost silently, the angle was tricky and slashed towards Fang Yan's neck artery, which was particularly eye-catching in the eyes of the little demon.
At the same time, the old monster also moved.
With his toes on the ground, his body has already jumped high with the help of this rebound force.
He punched out, and the frontal, thunderous momentum directly hit Fang Yan's face.
One frontal attack, one flank wounded.
One is gentle and weird, and the other is invincible with heavy punches.
Two forces and two styles attack at the same time, and the slightest mistake will be seriously injured by one person, or even two people will be killed under the heavy fist knife at the same time.
Mandarin ducks playing in the water!
This is the name that the old monster and the little demon gave to the first blow of their cooperation. This is the appetizer of their fight with people, a set of serial killing tricks that are tender and sweet, but can easily harvest life.
The former wolf and the tiger, go into the mountains to find a run.
Fang Yan's feet were naturally separated, and the toes of his left foot quickly circled the front of his body. The body is relaxed like a sauna, and the posture of the hands one in front of the other is weird, like a drunk.
The blade comes first. As soon as Fang Yan's wrist flipped over, the arm was weak and boneless and glued to the little demon's wrist. The little demon exerted his strength, and Fang Yan borrowed his strength. The little demon used his strength again, and Fang Yan borrowed his strength again. The harder the little demon tried, the more he found that the blade was not under his control.
Swish!
Blood splattered!
However, it was not Fang Yan's body that was hurt.
Although the blade was still between the little demon's hands, Fang Yan 'controlled' her hand and her knife, making a long cut on her black cloth-wrapped cheek.
The black cloth cracked, and crimson blood flowed wildly.
The little demon covered the wound on his cheek with his hand and took three steps back, like a ghost.
Strong control!
The other party actually guessed the development of her every move and every trend, and defeated herself with more exquisite skills than herself.
Who the hell is he?
The fist style is also coming.
Fang Yan's wrist was straightened, and his palm pushed out of the hall with an all-encompassing momentum.
Rumble!
Fang Yan's palm blocked the old monster's fist. One is as steel as iron, and the other is as soft as cotton. One iron in fire, one ice in water. Fire and ice are incompatible, and there is a crackling sound.
This is a real move, but also a false move. It's really because the two sides are fierce in their fist relays, but the truth is that they just use this trick to measure the depth of each other's strength, and the killing is not obvious enough.
The old monster's fist and Fang Yan's palm were still together, but they had already turned into claws, his wrist flew up, and the auspicious grappling hand directly clasped Fang Yan's wrist vein.
As long as he was allowed to hold it, Fang Yan's body immediately lost its ability to move. The little demon is watching and hesitating beside him, and he can mend the knife at any time, and Fang Yan will definitely die.
Fang Yan couldn't help but smile.
"I'm good at that, too." Fang Yan said.
The auspicious grappling hand is one of the three major grappling techniques of Taiji to grab and bind the enemy, and the Fang family's Fang's Taiji uses the auspicious grappling hand. At a very young age, he began to practice flipping hands with old drunkards, and made a bet that whoever won would win a dollar. At the beginning, all of Fang Yan's pocket money was won by the old drunkard. Later, as they grew older and became more and more handy, the two became evenly matched.
When his Tai Chi heart appeared, his heart moved at will, his palms were connected, and then he turned out to be more wins and fewer losses with the old drunkard. Of course, the old drunkard at that time was no longer at his peak, and he no longer had the heart to turn over with him.
So, on this night when the moon is in the sky, on the top of this high mountain and dangerous peak, a dazzling scene appears.
The old monster's claws desperately wanted to buckle Fang Yan's wrist, and Fang Yan's right hand also turned into a claw to buckle the old monster's wrist when he dodged the opponent's grasp.
The hands of the two were glued together as if they were glued together by rubber honey, and it was difficult to separate from each other. Flying up and down, as fast as lightning.
Sou!
The old monster was still a beat slower, and Fang Yan's thumb suddenly pressed on his wrist life point.
As soon as the old monster's body is numb, the person has lost his ability to move.
The little demon was in a hurry, and he hit again with a knife.
Fang Yan grabbed the old monster's wrist with one hand and pushed his body fiercely towards the little demon's blade that was swinging at him.
Hiss!
The little demon couldn't retract the knife, and the blade cut a long cut in the old monster's back.
Knock Knock Knock –
The little demon took three steps back in a row, not daring to attack again.
"Who the hell are you?" The little monster shouted. Her voice was originally sharp, like pinching her throat and arguing with someone.
Hostages in hand, I have the world.
Fang Yan grabbed the old monster's wrist and said with a smile: "After learning a few Tai Chi Kung Fu of a three-legged cat, I ran to be a killer - you killed me?" Do you have what it takes to kill me? ”
“——”
Fang Yan knew that the little demon and the old monster would not answer his difficult question, and said: "Now let's play a game of quick questions and quick answers, I ask a question, you tell me the answer immediately, otherwise-"
Fang Yan thought for a while and said, "I'll break one of his fingers." ”
"First question, where did you learn Tai Chi?"
Click!
As soon as Fang Yan's words fell, the sound of broken fingers had already sounded at the scene.
The little demon was furious, and the old monster was about to cry.
Before they could answer, how could they break people's fingers?
"I'm sorry, I'm too nervous." Fang Yan apologized embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly.
“——”
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