Chapter 136: Liu Xiangdong's Request
At the end of April, Infinity Dream entered a stage of steady improvement, and the five major versions of YOS entered the final stage almost at the same time, and the two biotechnology technologies also made new breakthroughs under Xiaoyu's team.
Ever since he had the new toy of the 'Gemini Star Suit', Yang Ye had rarely asked about Infinite Dreams.
Continuing to work as a patent translator during the day, and wandering around Alpha at night in a suit, at least hundreds of creatures have died at the hands of this 'truck driver' in just a few days.
The general situation is:
Yang Ye: "Paul, I'm going to go around." â
Cough...... Boom!
A cloud of blood explodes in the air!
Second.
Yang Ye: "Didn't you have anything to do last time?" It's just a bird, not this time, I swear! â
Cough...... Bang bang bang bang......
A mist of blood fills the air!
Yang Ye: "Hehe. Rest assured, I'm ready to walk this time ......"
"Fake! Spit me out, or I'll tear you apart! â
Bang bang bang bang......
The longhorned beast that lives in the Bitina Desert died in Yang Ye's Eight Punches......
Well, that's probably how it has been these days.
In addition, if he has free time, he will also read some quantum physics and biochemistry knowledge to enrich his brain, and lay a foundation for next year's test by the way.
After lunch at noon, Yang Ye logged in to his account registered not long ago under the watchful eyes of his colleagues: Alien Paul.
In 5 minutes, he will participate in an online interview with Yang Ye Bar.
Within 1 hour, Yang Ye answered all kinds of questions from fans. Satisfy everyone's curiosity about him.
It is said that from the day Yang Ye was shot at the TED conference, the number of Yang Ye bars has skyrocketed, from 20 million at the beginning to 25 million now, becoming the unshakable super bar of Quandu Niang.
The main sponge of the bar has gradually become an Internet celebrity, and TV station interviews and portal interviews have sprung up one after another.
Recently, Sponge is preparing to cooperate with other major bars such as YOS and Infinite Dreams, as well as bars to jointly produce an issue to commemorate the first anniversary of the establishment of "Yang Ye Bar and Infinite Dream Video", and the mention is "I, Yang Ye/Paul. ă
At present, the video materials of the event are being collected on the whole network. Click on the sticker to put the top post "I. Yang Ye/Paul. You can find a lot of videos and pictures from it.
Some of these pictures were published by Yang Ye himself, some were taken and produced by news media and netizens, and some of them were not even seen by Yang Ye himself.
There are also some hilarious four-panel comics. Such as "My Day". "I don't understand the rhythm of God". "Fried Eel with Bean Sprouts", "God Y is Hitting Me Once", etc.
"It's funny, look at this!"
Liu Feiyan excitedly pointed to the most reluctant "God Y Hit Me Again". Since the documentary was filmed. She has been staying on vacation with Infinite Dreams, and she is ready to return to Taili after May Day.
Enlarge the picture, the comic is adapted from the currently popular 'Mom Hit Me Again', and the style of painting is similar to villain books in the 80s and 90s.
Figure 1 "Bean Sprouts Version"
Mother: Xiao Ming, do you know the sprouts?
Xiao Ming: Zhilu Dao, it's fried and eaten.
Mother: Wrong! Syllable! (Slap)
Xiao Ming: ...... (Covering face)
Figure 2 Electric Eel Version
Xiao Ming: Mom, do you know about electric eels?
Mother: Guess, smack! (Slap)
Xiao Ming: Why did you hit me? (Covering face)
Mother: When you are a mother, you don't have access to the Internet?
Figure 3 Microsoft Edition
Microsoft: I'm free, come and download it...... Syllable! (Covering face)
Xiao Ming: Smack! What's wrong with me? Why are you hitting me? (Covering face)
Mother: I'm sorry, it's so handy. Does it hurt?
Xiao Ming: ...... (Covering face)
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"Poof! Haha......"
Seeing everyone laughing happily here, Yang Ye was also out of breath with laughter.
At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the online interview of Tieba officially began.
In this interview, Yang Ye will use voice dialogue, and then select questions from netizens to answer, and then the answers will be translated into text versions and published in "Yang Ye's Interview Topic".
In the next 1 hour, Yang Ye answered a total of more than 30 questions from netizens, and netizens were generally concerned about the following points:
1. Have you heard of YOS?
2. When will God Y give birth?
3. What is Paul's view on these two issues?
4. If there was a dollar on the ground, would you pick it up?
5. What do you have to say to the fans.
For the above questions, Yang Ye answered very wittily, and even made some people laugh.
A1: Yes, I remember when I was in high school, my classmates had a YOS mobile phone, and it was very easy to use.
A2: I'm sorry, but I just had a ligation operation recently, so I'll leave the matter of giving birth to my wife.
A3: (Alpha Star)
A4: Chrysanthemums are important.
A5: Minor students are asked to ignore the fourth answer. Again, study hard, pick up the dollar and say to your parents: Parents, this is my party fee.
Here are the post bar responses:
"Party dues...... Haha......"
"Excuse me, everyone, what does the garbled text of the third answer mean, why can't you understand it?"
"The floor. Upstairs is so stupid, Paul speaks an alien language, of course you can't read it! My big Y god is so smart2333......"
"It's so witty, God answers the fourth question!"
"You are all young and can only understand superficial surfaces. Can't you see that Mr. Yang is teaching you not to look down on your masters? I admire the wisdom of Mr. in the next! â
"Who is so insidious? These questions are traps everywhere! â
"Otherwise, how can I embody the wisdom of my twin stars? I don't know how to say, my high school classmate really has a Nokia YOS mobile phone, and I say it with envy! â
"Upstairs Exposed Age ......"
One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and Yang Ye's five selected answers have been warmly welcomed by thousands of netizens, and have also been listed as the first of the 2013 Internet God replies by major news media.
And selected and published on their own website.
Penguin News: Humor after a long absence. Yang Ye tells you where his success lies in five sentences!
Sotu Entertainment: If there was a dollar on the ground, would you pick it up? Look at how Yang Ye told you a pun.
Old Wave News: @æšć¶, what does the alpha star language mean in the third question?
People's Daily Online: The children study hard and have time to pay the party dues.
Huaxia.com: Interpretation of the whole process of Yang Yebar's online Q&A......
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"Hee-hee, the head is really smart. That's a wonderful answer! â
"yes, if I'm going to be fooled stupidly......"
"Okay guys, let's get down to business."
After the interview, Yang Ye closed the notebook, he looked at his watch and said with a smile: "There are still 2 hours before the holiday, how do you arrange May Day, students?" â
"It's going to be a holiday again, huh? It feels so fast! â
"I think too, head. Does the May Day Company organize trips? â
"Do you think I am the God of Wealth?"
Yang Ye changed his sitting posture and looked at everyone and smiled: "Honestly." The company has run out of money. Are you vampires going to contribute a little? If you're going somewhere, take me with you in your suitcase, so you can save some money on the road......"
"Hehe......" Everyone was amused by him, but they all knew it. After compensating for that liquidated damages. It is true that the company does not have any deposits.
For this reason, Li Lingyu is also going to the bank to apply for a loan. But was dispelled by Yang Ye.
As long as it lasts through this month, the situation will improve immediately after the five major versions of YOS are listed, and there are dozens of companies' test applications for the vehicle version, smart appliance version, and server version alone.
Early June. Yang Ye will authorize a group of companies in advance to solve the company's financial difficulties. Later, when the mobile version and the computer version come out, the funds will flow in a steady stream......
"......, well, that's the general situation, according to the Huaxia statutory holiday, there are only 3 days, and the remaining 4 days are the gift of your great boss......"
"So, have a good time! Ahh......h
"Cut!" The crowd booed disdainfully and laughed with Ha Lu Ha Da Lu.
"Husband, it's my dad calling."
In bursts of laughter, Liu Feiyan happily took out the phone and handed it to Yang Ye.
Liu Xiangdong: "Hehe, every time I call you, I can hear laughter, the virtuous son-in-law is really good at governance!" â
"Old Tarzan praised it."
Yang Ye walked to the door with Liu Feiyan in his arms and asked, "You are always calling at this time, is there something wrong?" â
"Alas, I can't hide anything from you!"
Liu Xiangdong said with a wry smile: "Xiao Ye, Uncle is in big trouble here. Have you watched the news lately? â
"What's the trouble?" Yang Ye suddenly smiled.
"What a drought!"
Liu Xiangdong sighed and said, "I now know why the Central Committee of the Dao Dao transferred me to Nanzhou." This is even more panicked than in Africa! â
"From June last year to now, the rain has been less than 100 mm, and it will be summer in two months, and there is no water to irrigate here!"
"At present, half of the 81 counties in 17 cities in the province are experiencing extreme drought, and the water level of the reservoir is less than 3 meters! What's more serious is the ...... generation in Longgang County"
"This morning, our team contacted the meteorological department again, and it is expected that the next rain is likely to be in July, and I am afraid that millions of people will be short of water by then!"
"For this reason, the organization has specially set up an 'emergency water team', and I picked the burden, and I called you today to pray for rain!"
"So serious?"
Yang Ye and Feiyan looked at each other and said, "That's it, uncle, you ask an expert over there to send me the recent weather conditions and drought conditions." By the way, have the meteorological conditions in recent weeks reached the standard of artificial rainfall? â
"Far from it!" Liu Xiangdong rubbed his head and said, "Later, I will ask them to send the information to your mailbox, and this time you have to help your uncle find a way no matter what." â
"Losing official positions is a trivial matter, but the people's draft is a major matter!"
"Hmm."
After hanging up the phone, Yang Ye and Liu Feiyan returned to the rest area and told everyone about the matter, to see if they could brainstorm and think of a proper solution.
In response, there are proposals to dig up groundwater, and there are proposals to pull water from other provinces, but whatever they propose, it does not solve the underlying problem......
During the conversation, Yang Ye also checked it on the Internet.
At present, not only Nanzhou Province is in drought, but many areas, including Jiangzhou, are in a state of low rainfall, and six cities around Nanzhou are also experiencing water cut-offs and reservoir water levels are decreasing......
"Seven o'clock?"
After a hasty lunch, Yang Ye, Liu Feiyan and others explained, and then went to Alpha Star, and now they can only turn to Paul for help. (To be continued......)