()& It is said that Zhang Fengxian came to the seafood restaurant and wanted to go upstairs to find Xiao Taohong. Before I could go up, I heard Xiao Taohong calling upstairs in a low voice: "Kiss my brother, can you tell me to save a snack?" I went to your house just now, and my eldest sister was investigating the matter of Blind Nizi. You'd better be careful. At least the eldest sister is at home for a few days, and you don't want to go anywhere. Even if the village leader tells you to go, you have to find ways to push it out, and you must not poke the hornet's nest again. ”

Zhang Fengxian quietly came to Xiao Taohong's side, stretched out her hand to pick up the phone, and was about to press it on her ear, Xiao Taohong hurriedly shouted: "Master, eldest sister wants to talk to you!" ”

Li Er asked on the phone, "What do you want to talk to me about?" Are you going to the moon to grow garlic? Hum! ”

Li Er snorted on the phone, and Zhang Fengxian was stopped. She asked carefully: "My good man, I want to eat seafood at noon today, will you come back to eat it?" ”

Li Er replied casually: "It's okay for me to go back and eat, but there is a little, don't talk nonsense!" I'm in the village for a meeting, and when my cousin finishes speaking, I'll go back!" At eleven o'clock, you will order me some food and ask for good wine, do you hear? ”

Zhang Fengxian was submissive, and complied with Li Er's orders one by one, not daring to be the slightest ambiguity.

Xiao Taohong listened to the conversation between Zhang Fengxian and the two of them, covered her mouth happily, and laughed secretly. When Zhang Fengxian put down the phone, he pursed his lips and asked: "Sister, just 2↙, isn't it menacing, why did you agree to a treat as soon as you answered the phone, and you also want good wine and food, what is your ability?" In my opinion, the word of my brother is in you, and that is the decree of God. Sometimes, it is three points more spiritual than the holy decree of the imperial court. ”

"Three foxes, don't show off in front of me. These are the things you're used to! You want to. You are used to his life, and the problems he has cultivated, can I transform him all at once? I had no choice but to clean up slowly, otherwise, can I beat him? He's not a three-year-old or two-year-old, alas! ”

Little Peach Tin: "In order to make my brother happy, do you want to ask the donkey to come and accompany him?" And my brother, he can't be separated. ”

Zhang Fengxian nodded in agreement with Xiao Taohong's construction. I went to the Pijia Chicken Shop and invited the donkey. The donkey itself is a foodie. Where is the reason not to go for a treat? The hands of the music are dancing. Hurriedly closed the door of the chicken shop, followed Zhang Fengxian, entered the seafood restaurant with a smile, went straight to the small room and sat down, and instructed Xiaohong: "Bring the tea leaves, Lao Tzu wants to drink tea." Also, take a pack of cigarettes that Li Erye usually likes. ”

Xiaohong asked, "Boss Pi, don't you smoke?" ”

The leather donkey taught Xiaohong a lesson: "You still dare to talk back? Be careful, I'll sue you little rosette boss and fire you! Today I am a guest invited by Boss Zhang Fengxian. Did You Know? And that huge king, who is also one of today's distinguished guests, you can't slack off at all. ”

Xiaohong glanced at the leather donkey with disdain, especially the leather donkey's troubled appearance. It disgusted her. But now that the donkey is a guest invited by Zhang Fengxian, she doesn't dare to offend very much. Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong's special relationship, she knows the inside story. How so? The two are not only good friends, but also inseparable rivals from each other.

Xiaohong was thinking about something. The cigarette in his hand was not yet on the table. Li Er stepped in. He looked at the donkey and asked, "How do you know I'm in for a treat?" Can you pinch it? ”

The donkey said, "Not only can I pinch and calculate, but there is also a huge king eight miles." You know what he's capable of. ”

As soon as the donkey's voice fell, Liu Xueyin came. She asked Li Er: "Are you a bastard?" Why don't you call my huge family to eat? He's a good friend of yours. You've been in trouble in the past. But my family is huge, and I will help you get through it. It's not like some people who can't move just by eating, and they will encourage people with their mouths. On the surface, what he said was better than what he sang, but behind his back, he didn't know what black feet to kick. Good ideas don't come out, bad ideas that hurt people abound! ”

Zhang Fengxian listened to Liu Xueyin's words, so she asked: "You make it clearer, is someone pimping my leading cadre?" ”

The donkey blushed and shouted with a thick neck: "Wang Bazi, don't talk nonsense, blind Nizi is the key object of care in the village, is the vulnerable group in the village, and needs the care and condolences of the leader, I am a reasonable suggestion for the leader, you don't care about the leader's concern for the lives of the masses, suspect the leader's nonsense, no!" It's not a mischief, it's the art of leadership. Anyway, it's just a bright and bright one, not a sneaky little action, Liu Xueyin, distorting the facts, is to be punished, do you know? ”

Zhang Fengxian sneered: "Introduced the blind girl to the leader of my family, did you do it?" Tell me honestly, I may look at the face of the villagers, spare you, or I can't say anything, see how I clean up your blind donkey! ”

The donkey still has to distinguish, Li Er impatiently instructed Zhang Fengxian: "Pour the tea for Lao Tzu and take care of the blind Nizi, which was proposed by my cousin Lao Yu at the meeting of the two village committees, let me care more about her life, it is not like some people chasing after the wind, and I, Li Er, will not be so dirty as to engage in a blind Nizi." How old is she? ”

"I know her age, she must be younger than her father!" Zhang Fengxian glanced at Li Er and said.

Holding a bowl of Li Er's favorite pickles in his left hand, and holding the high-level loose wine he usually drinks in his right hand, he came to the small private room. When he entered the door, he said: "Li Er, you bastard, you are a treat today, I won't buy your child's love!" I bring my own food and wine, what is this called? He looked at Xiaohong and wanted to ask Xiaohong to answer for him.

Xiaohong said: "This is called the meal sharing system, that is, everyone eats their own food, and everyone pays for their own food. ”

The leather donkey scratched his scalp and shouted: "Huge Wang Ba, aren't you a cheater?" Ten times more powerful than the pit father, it's just a pit grandpa. Li Er has a treat, you don't want to eat yourself, forget it, what should you do if you call me for this meal system? You are a pure king, you are a chef in a seafood restaurant, you can take pickles to eat in a small private room like this, I can't do it. Can't you tell me to go home and get a chicken? If you don't want to participate, just pull it down, get out of here, even you, the bastard, take it away together, and save my stomach hurt. ”

Liu Xueyin scolded: "Blind donkey, you take responsibility for the good things you have done, this is not Zhang Fengxian back." If you make the matter of the blind girl clear, tell you to eat and drink in the seafood restaurant, otherwise, get out of here! ”

"Ahh I can see that a litter of foxes is not disgusting. Defend Li Er's interests everywhere, right? Your man's huge king hasn't left yet, and he has protected him in person? The leather donkey deliberately pulled Liu Xueyin's hand and Li Er's hand together, making a grimace, and laughing wickedly.

The leather donkey's nonsense is not light. He didn't want to leave, and he didn't want to stay. There is also Zhang Fengxian's face, the old elder who pulled it all of a sudden, and even his face changed. Tie blushed, and he was about to have a seizure. There is a posture of lifting the table!

Little Peach knew that the leather donkey's joke was too big, and she hurriedly said: "What is the pulling hand, my own brother went to the clinic to see a doctor that day, and my sister-in-law gave him an injection in the buttocks!" For a doctor, that's her profession. Give someone else a pulse. Isn't it commonplace to look at a dog's tongue? Whatever comes out of the mouth of a blind donkey, it changes its taste! Don't listen to the nonsense of a blind donkey. His mouth just lacks a door. ”

The leather donkey deliberately kept doing nothing, arguing: "I also saw Li Erye and Liu Xueyin kissing before, and that was during the time period when they were together. You don't believe it, Second Master Li and his old man are here. Just ask him. ”

Li Er broke the embarrassment and said with a smile: "It's all some old things like Chen Guzi's rotten sesame seeds, why are you mentioning it?" Today, it is rare for my wife and eldest sister to come back to invite my guests. All of you are naked, eat and drink to your heart's content, donkey, shut your donkey's mouth, my little private affairs, you shouted out! Men, who doesn't make some mistakes in their lives? Didn't you just sleep with those lesbians outside, what's all the fuss? Drink, drink! ”

Li Er took the opportunity to pull Liu Xueyin and let her sit next to him, so that his wife Zhang Fengxian took the top spot in the center. That's how the crisis went away.

Zhang Fengxian is a person of temperament, she is used to wandering the rivers and lakes, and she pays great attention to the height of the seats, and she doesn't see the heroes and heroes on TV, and the heroes of Liangshan are all according to the size of the seat row. Today, her man Li Er arranged her in the master's seat, which was the first thing in decades, and it was extremely respectful to her. It's normal for men to be a bit fancy. Those big bosses, and the little five and six. Compared with those flowery radishes outside, Li Er's little thing is a pediatric mile. Thinking of this, her anger immediately disappeared without a trace. A smile gradually appeared on his face. How easy it is to be satisfied, O woman! Sometimes, women are also very generous.

The leather donkey was cheeky, sitting in front of the giant, the two of them toasted each other, muttering some bullshit, which female boss in the industrial park has big breasts, which female boss in the industrial park has long legs, which female boss has white skin, which female boss is high, and which female boss twists and pinchs, which female boss walks like the wind swinging willows, etc., etc., etc. I don't know how much effort it took them to see this bullshit clearly. Huge knows these in such detail, it must be those female bosses who came to the seafood restaurant to eat, and he secretly remembered them.

The women present are not interested in the big heads of those female bosses outside, they are keen on whose children are promising, whose men are obedient and will make money, and their topics have turned around and turned to their own men. Liu Xueyin drank too much wine, and when he remembered the change of relatives back then, his heart was sour, and he actually shed a few sad tears. said miserably: "With my Liu Xueyin, a well-known flower, married to a stinky dwarf with a huge five short stature, I am unwilling, I am Pan Jinlian in history." ”

The leather donkey took the opportunity to say hugely: "Did you hear it? After your wife wants to kill you, she will go to the wild man. In my opinion, you have to be careful tonight. Your wife is a thief, and she always remembers his first love. Otherwise, let Liu Xueyin to me for a few days, and I will help you train and train well. If you don't want to, you can give me one night. ”

As the donkey spoke, he went to pull Liu Xueyin's hand and asked Zhang Fengxian to hit him back.

Liu Xueyin may also feel that what he said just now was a bit excessive, so he quickly changed his words: "I'm just talking about it, the old husband and wife have been doing it for so many years, what are you tossing?" Give it, a good cabbage, called the pig arch all these years, disheartened, it doesn't matter, it's all my life. ”

"You must have done a lot of evil in your last life, and God gave you a huge king to punish you! Like my donkey, a dignified man, in front of a woman, with his waist straight, what are you afraid of? ”

Liu Xueyin sarcastically said to the donkey: "Your wife is fooling around with her ex-husband, the lotus root is broken, and the ashes are revived, you are even worse than our family!" I don't even have a wife of my own, and I'm still blowing fat here, which really makes people laugh and lose their big teeth. ”

Several men and women at the banquet talked about their superiority, openly and secretly praising their men for being good, just in the midst of the chattering noise, Li Er's phone suddenly rang, it was a blind girl calling, she asked delicately on the phone: "Second brother Li, why don't you come yet?" ”

Li Er looked at Zhang Fengxian's face and asked back, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

"I'm going to pee!"

Zhang Fengxian listened to Blind Nizi's words just now, and her face suddenly turned sallow!

The donkey didn't know what to do, so he said with added fuel and vinegar: "Second Master Li, the blind girl wants to pee, and I ask you to untie her pants." Go wow. ”

Huge quickly covered the mouth of the leather donkey!

Li Er was calm and calm, and asked in a slow voice: "Say serious things!" Is it that you can't find the key? ”

"I'll go with you to see it! What the hell is the blind girl doing! Zhang Fengxian Huo stood up as soon as he could, took Li Er's hand, and walked out.

Oh, my God! What can I do? (To be continued.) )

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