Chapter 292: Irrigation
"Girl, there's a plum branch down there." Lee Joon-gi raised his face slightly, a pair of Danfeng eyes were lightly closed, and there was a hint of coldness in his gaze.
"Whether you're mistaken or you're messing around, you have to understand what you need to do now...... Or what can only be done! β
Hearing Lee Joon-gi's words, the family looked at each other, Lee Hyori's heart sank, and he said, "What do you mean by this?" β
"Huh." Lee Joon-gi covered his mouth and smiled, and the fifth jade who saw it couldn't help frowning, and then he said lightly: "Aren't your elders in my hands?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and hooked his five fingers, "How to catch me and defeat me, this is the problem you should consider!" Until then, you must complete the next challenge according to my will to get this chance! β
Fifth Jade took a step forward and said, "Since you also said that we need to capture you and defeat you, you are now in front of us, why do we have to obey your will to complete those things!" Now ......" paused, Fifth Jade looked at the families around him, and then continued: "It's over when we catch him!" β
"That's right!" Li Xiaoli nodded yes, then waved his hand and shouted, "Surround it!" β
Looking at the slowly approaching families, Lee Joon-gi smiled slightly, and his eyes revealed a sense of indifference, pity or disdain. I saw him bend his knees slightly, and then he stood up, and the whole person suddenly rose into the air and stood on the newly built high platform.
Regardless of the stunned families below, the technique of light body is just a small skill for Yizhimei. I saw him take out a plum blossom from his arms, admire it as if no one was around, and then casually threw it into a flower basket hanging in the air. Then he said, "So...... That's your mission! Your performance has made me feel the urge to pick, but ...... Maybe you can do better? Let me look forward to it. As a wonderful toy! β
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Here's what happened:
When Lee Joon-gi was at a loss by Lee Hyori's unruly interruption, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration. I'm a plum now, that's an ancient character! Thereupon......
"Girl, down there is a plum ......"
"Girl?" Li Xiaoli's face was full of absurdity, and then his face turned pale, and he gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean by this?" Do you want to die! β
Lee Joon-gi suddenly felt weak for a while, but since he had said it, he couldn't help it, so he could only continue to say: "Whether you recognize the wrong person or are messing around, you must understand what you need to do now...... Or what can only be done! β
The families immediately looked at each other. Is this a big show? Then I heard Lee Joon-gi say later that he wanted to catch him and defeat him Yunyun, and Liu Zaishi immediately understood: This is the task! So he immediately told his family about the discovery.
Hearing Liu Zaishi's prompt, the fifth jade suddenly realized this time. In fact, he also had some guesses, but after all, the fifth jade has been doing variety shows for a short time, even if he has some doubts, the first thing that comes to mind is that he doesn't know enough about variety shows, so he has been in a state of confusion.
After figuring out this joint, the family actually only needs to cooperate with Lee Joon-gi, but the fifth jade has other ideas.
Other variety shows are all made by the production team and the MCs to tease the guests, why did "The Birth of a Family" become a joke for the production team and the guests to watch the MCs together?
Come to think of it. Fifth, Jade became more and more dissatisfied with the production team. The eyeballs and bones rolled, since the production team didn't say anything, then I should not know anything! So he quietly said to Li Xiaoli beside him:
"Nuna, you said if we caught the guest now. What will the production team do? β
"Huh?" Li Xiaoli was still immersed in the anger of being called a girl by his younger brother at this time, so he very simply ignored the second half of the fifth jade's sentence, and only heard the capture of the guest......
"That's right. Catch this kid! Dare to call my sister girl! β
"Ah, this is a shooting!" The conversation between Fifth Jade and Lee Hyo-ri was deliberately low-voiced. But the families were on their side, so everyone heard the conversation. Liu Zaishi hurriedly pulled the sleeve of the fifth jade. said: "Don't fool around! β
"The program team should have considered this situation, right? Don't tell us anything, what if we really don't see it? Speaking again......" Fifth Yu said suddenly, and then looked at Liu Zaishi suspiciously.
"Did the program team really tell us nothing? Or did you actually tell one of us? β
Liu Zaishi was taken aback when he heard this, and then he saw Li Xiaoli and the others also showed suspicious eyes, so they became more and more empty-hearted.
"Swear to God, I really didn't know anything at first!" Liu Zaishi wailed in his heart, "But on the way back to Seoul, the production team told me through a text message, what can I do!" β
It's okay to say that the early game will meet the guests after returning to Seoul, and the traces of this filming script are very heavy, no one guides how to do it, this person is naturally Liu Jae-seok. However, what the program team didn't expect was that they were underestimating the degree of the family's talent! I saw that the fifth jade mentioned this, and then Li Xiaoli said to Liu Zaishi thoughtfully:
"Anyway, OPPA was playing with his phone all the way! When did OPPA like to get mobile phones so much? β
"......" Liu Zaishi wants to cry without tears, don't mention the grievance in his heart! The program team did send him a text message, but they just told him to guide him appropriately during this filming! He still didn't know about what was going on, and now he was a ......
βX-manοΌβ Yin Zhongxin looked at Liu Zaishi suspiciously and said.
"How is that possible! Ha...... Ha Lu Ha. Liu Zaishi said with a smile.
"Then do as I say!" The fifth jade quick knife cut through the mess and concluded.
"Uh...... Isn't that right? Dacheng hesitated, Liu Zaishi really didn't have the talent to be X-man, even Dacheng saw that there was something tired of it, not to mention a variety show old man like Yin Zhongxin!
Variety show! No matter how it changes, its purpose is not to become. Whether the MC and the guests are pretending to be stupid in the show, or really don't know anything, in short, it is to make the audience feel superior, so as to entertain the public.
Therefore, whether it is the MC and the program team joining forces to tease the guests, or the program team and the guests playing tricks on the MC, the audience definitely knows the inside story! So, it seems interesting if the MCs pretend not to know, and then take advantage of the situation to fight against the army.
So when Lee Joon-gi finally finished reciting that line, he found that the family actually surrounded him.
Not only Lee Joon-gi, but the program team was also panicked.
"What to do? Didn't you let Liu Zaishi guide you? The PD assistant said anxiously.
Kim PD also rushed to Seoul at this time, although he didn't know what the MC of Lu Dao was paying attention to, but ......
"The so-called road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high!" Jin PD whispered a few words in the ear of the PD assistant, and then the old god returned to his seat.
Just as the family was about to catch Lee Joon-gi with great momentum, more than a dozen staff members suddenly rushed out of the program team. Then, the group of staff members stood in front of them as the fifth jade and their stunned gaze came.
Then, two more staff members ran to the platform to tie the rope of Wia to Lee Joon-gi. After tying up Weiya, Lee Joon-gi "smiled slightly", and then took off......
The corners of the fifth jade's mouth twitched, and she glanced at Li Xiaoli.
"Isn't this cheating?"
A few days later, when Fifth Jade watched this episode of the show, the first thing she did was sigh: Editing is really an art! Because what he saw was the first episode. Then I couldn't help but laugh, because the production team completely moved the real scene to the screen.
Smiling and smiling, Fifth Jade was suddenly stunned.
"Does that count as irrigation?" (To be continued......)