Chapter 17: Channeling
PS: Anyway, I always feel that this book is quite suitable for adaptation into comics! Although Xia Yu will not be such a skill is. If any of your friends like to draw and have this interest, Xia Yu would like to see everyone send it out, and then I will post it in the work. ……………………………………………………………………
Yes! Yes! Are you going to bite? It's clear that it's already bitten!
I screamed and ripped dings off my ears, but the result of my efforts was to pull my ears almost as long as pig's ears. As I said before, the bite force of the two rows of teeth was amazing, and with my strength, it was impossible to tear off her ears.
Of course, this refers to the use of brute force, and most of the time, it is quite simple to distract Ding Ding.
When I took out a lollipop in the midst of everyone's curious gaze, Ding Ding instantly forgot about the revenge he was about to take against me. She rolled over and snatched the lollipop from my hand, then expertly peeled off the candy paper bar and licked it. Soon the slimy syrup was clacking all over the face, and even the hair was knotted and stuck together. Everyone was speechless and expressed their devastation at Ding Ding's behavior.
This guy has shattered our expectations of the gods, damn it!
Lick the lollipop clean and happily slap her sticky hands. But don't worry, Ding Ding flashed a glow of fluorescence after about two seconds, and then the stains all over her body disappeared like a miracle. The long black hair is like a glowing waterfall, and I don't know which shampoo can achieve such an effect. And Ding Ding's body has become clean and smooth again......
Ding Ding told me that this is a unique ability of the 'gods'. All it takes is one thought to keep it clean forever. Because God is necessarily spotless, no impurity can exist in them for a second as long as they need it. This ability doesn't even have to do with the amount of power, but is like the racial talent of the 'gods', so even if you lose the amount of power, you can still use it.
But for me, it's more important to save the trouble of helping Ding Ding take a bath.
With her gluttony, how many times a day do I have to bathe her to keep her clean?
Cough!
This was the end of the gossip, and when Ding Ding leaned on my chest and smirked at me in satisfaction, I continued to ask, "Ding Ding, what do you mean by being able to bring Xinyi's father back to the human world?" You have to know that the person who just said that you couldn't do it is also you? Isn't that a paradox? ”
"It's not!"
Shaking his head, Ding Ding hugged a new lollipop and said with a smile: "It is impossible for the revenant soul to return to the human realm, this is the rule set by the world realm. But in fact, even order has all kinds of loopholes! It's like cheating secretly during Ding Ding's exam trial class, and even order has a way to get around. It's true that a dead soul can't return to the human world, but as long as it is attached to a living being, isn't it a dead soul? As long as you find a subject who can withstand the possession of the necromancy, then the revenant soul can return to the human world in a short time! ”
"And this way?" My eyes lit up, and I suddenly thought of the ancient god of jumping. This is called inviting God, right? Let the consciousness of the dead attach to the body of the living person, and then communicate with the outside world through the body of the possessed person. It turns out that this kind of thing is true, right?
Also, as the daughter of Hades, is there really no problem with openly speaking out about loopholes, cheating, or something?
"Your Royal Highness Princess, is this really okay? So where do I go to find someone who can withstand possession? Duanmu Ling's eyes were shining and she asked Ding Ding, and the turn of things made her extremely excited. There was still hope for the originally desperate thing, how could this not make Duanmu Ling overjoyed?
And the old Xia Bo next to him clenched his fists and was eager to try, with an expression of 'Old Xia Bo is desperate to tie that person over'.
"Huh? Don't you know the way? Suspiciously, he looked up at everyone and looked like 'you are so stupid'. In Duanmu Ling's anxious and dissatisfied eyes, Ding Ding suddenly pointed at me and said, "Isn't that person here?" If you want to let the necromancer possess you, Xiao Eucalyptus can do it! He can even stay with Ding Ding, who is the daughter of the king of Hades, so how can there be a problem with an ordinary revenant. ”
"Me?"
"Him?"
I was stunned, and Duanmu Ling also looked at me in disbelief. Seeing Ding Ding's affirmative nod, I pointed at myself but suddenly didn't know what to say. Far away in front of you, you don't need to find anyone at all! Also, even Ding Ding can appear on my left hand, so what else is impossible? It's really trivial to be possessed by an undead spirit!
That's weird! Why do I want to be possessed?
It makes me feel creepy when you listen to it!
Facing Duanmu Ling's expectant gaze, I turned my head but didn't know how to refuse. And look at me and look at Duanmu Ling, Ding Ding continued: "In the Earth Realm, my father has a Heroic Spirit Army! Everyone in the Legion has the ability to communicate with Ancient Heroes and summon their possession in battle. Obtaining the possession of heroes can give them the same strength as heroes in a short period of time, so this Heroic Legion is also called the Heroic Legion! Although it will be weak for a while afterwards, in terms of strength, the Hero Legion is one of the three main legions under the Father. They are stationed in the Abyss of the North, and they are fighting powerful enemies every moment! ”
Ay? Isn't this the realm version of the 'Psychic King'?
It turned out that he was possessed by the dead soul, and he could still get their strength in a short time. It dawned on me, and at the same time, I thought about it. In that case, if I summon a superhero like Lu Bu or Xiang Yu or something, wouldn't I be invincible in the world at any time? In other words, if I learn this trick, then I won't be just an incompetent weak person from now on? If the summoned heroes are powerful enough, wouldn't I be particularly cranky?
I fantasized in anticipation, and Duanmu Ling happily thanked Ding Ding. Ding Ding enjoyed this compliment very much, so he enthusiastically instructed everyone to set up the magic circle.
Feed! Feed! Didn't anyone take my opinion into account?
Full of black lines, I was speechless to see that Ding Ding was bought by Duanmu Ling with a brand-name lollipop. Is this guy so fond of lollipops? What kind of rare cheese from Australia, a special Sydney lollipop, made this guy abandon the owner, even ignore the danger of the owner, and let him be invaded by foreign spirits? And madam, is your heart black? Aren't you afraid of killing me?
Damn it! What if Chen Xinyi's father sees his brother's body and doesn't leave? Don't you mind changing owners when the time comes?
And this is the ghost body, right? Will ghosts also come to me after being housed by Hades' daughter?
Feed! Xinyi, don't look at me like this, it's stressful, okay?
"No problem! There is a ding, and no one can encroach on the soul of the little eucalyptus. "Happy licking the lollipop and giving me a thumbs up.
No problem, it's weird!
I retorted loudly, but was speechless that almost everyone ignored my opinion. Then when Duanmu Ling borrowed the power of the bones of the Baqi Great Snake to activate the magic circle, I knew that things could not be changed. After all, I actually want to help too, right? Otherwise, as long as I refuse, can they really do anything to me? Thinking about my wife's thoughts for her deceased husband, thinking about Xinyi's thoughts about her father, looking at this ghost mother and son who have been dependent on each other for nearly a hundred years after her husband's death, I really have no way to refuse. And Ding Ding told me that it was only a matter of a few minutes in total, and that it wouldn't hurt me at all, so after thinking about it for a while, I acquiesced to their actions.
Well, actually, I'm just a bad person, satisfied!
Thinking about myself, I realized that things could not be changed. But looking at the weird one in front of me, like a child building blocks, a few props are randomly placed and a bunch of messy things are piled together to form the so-called magic circle, my heart is full of unreliable feelings.
However, under Duanmu Ling's pleading gaze, I could only sigh and shake my head again, and boldly stood in the center of the circle. At my feet, the eerie tailbone of the Yagi snake emitted a ghostly glow that made me feel chilled just by getting close.
So, what's next?
Licking the lollipop, Ding Ding instructed very irresponsibly: "Hmm? Next, the little eucalyptus will stimulate the force in this bone! As long as the skeleton is activated and its force is sufficient, Eucalyptus can contact the subject. Then, after asking for the consent of the little eucalyptus, he can appear on the little eucalyptus for a short time. Then, you can have a brief conversation with him. ”
“……”
What's the feeling of explaining a peerless exercise in a hundred words?
I stared at Ding Ding speechlessly, and Duanmu Ling and the sweaty old Xia Bo glanced at each other, both with expressions full of incomprehension. All right! There was no one in the room who belonged to that kind of master, and neither I nor they knew how to use the force. Ding Ding is simple, but who can actually tell me how to stimulate the power of that damn Yaqi Snake bone? Thought? Really angry? Abilities? Or is it just a click like a remote control? Damn, my brother hasn't left the novice village yet, and the level is not enough to open the sorrow of frost!
A group of people stared at each other with such big eyes, and Ding Ding, a theorist, didn't know what to do at all. This little guy was born a god, and this kind of question, which seems to me like a book from heaven, is just a trivial matter as a blow to Ding Ding. But in this way, she can use calculus to explain the orbits of the planets, but she can't make sense at all about what one plus one equals two.
Ahem, that explanation doesn't seem right.
"Sure enough, still can't you? I can't meet my deceased husband! With tears on his face, Duanmu Ling sat down decadently.
"Old man......" Old Xia Bo cried like an old dog.
I walked out of the circle, trying to comfort my wife, but I didn't know what to say. Looking at Duanmu Ling with a desolate face, and then at Xin Yi, who bowed his head and was silent, and Lao Xia Bo, who was kneeling on the ground like a collapse, I could only try to ask Ding Ding: "That Ding Ding, is there really no way?" ”
It's all come to this, you can't give up halfway, right?