Li Er got up from the bed with a grunt and shouted: "Finally back, that guy Huahu, leave me alone, he ran away by himself, it's really not enough friends, if I wasn't smart, this wouldn't have been able to come back." ”

Zhang Fengxian said casually: "You can't disbelieve your friend's words, but you can't persuade them, you understand now, right?" She glanced at Li Er's stunned appearance and asked him: "You have been tossing and turning in a daze for so many days, you are a devil for a while, and a traitor for a while, tell me, what's going on?" ”

Li Er scratched his scalp and laughed at himself: "Damn, after being Li Baoshan for a while, the red mandarin duck next to him is so beautiful, he just doesn't start, he suffocates me, monkey anxious, it's a pity, it's a pity." ”

Zhang Fengxian said: "Look at your little bit of interest! When I met a beautiful girl, I couldn't move my legs, I lost my mind, and I didn't know what year and month I could change this problem. ”

Li Er sighed, lay flat on the bed, and said to himself: "The bones that are born and the flesh that grow, I can't change it, if I want to transform me, I can only wait for the next life." Wait, we'll be together in the next life. ”

"I think of beauty, I've had enough of this life, do you want me to serve you again in the next life? I'm full for the rest of my life. ”

Li Er turned over and sat up, took Zhang Fengxian's hand, and said with a hippie smile: "My good wife, only you will serve me, Lao Tzu is a vine and a tree, and I want to be with you." As he spoke, he arched his head towards Zhang Fengxian. Stretching his head, he stretched his neck, and went to kiss Fengxian's mouth.

"I, in my next life, I will marry a dog, and I will not enter your door! If you continue to toss like this, in a few years, I will have to make you angry to death. ”

Li Er said: ", don't you know martial arts?" Good health, high plain zhì, able to bear hardships and stand hard work. I went to bed during the day and went to bed at night, a good wife, in the whole world, my wife is the best! ”

Zhang Fengxian sneered: "I'm not good, I'm not good, I don't wear a high hat for my wife here, I don't eat this." After speaking, he lay straight on the bed, no matter how good Li Er is, he just doesn't get on the set. Put a Li Erqi one. The belly is as big as a bucket.

When the sun came out, Li Er came to find Xiao Taohong: "Sister, my brother is sick, go to the big hospital in the city with me to see a doctor." ”

"Huh? Sick? Xiao Taohong was startled and hurriedly asked, "Kiss my brother, what's wrong with you?" I'm afraid I'm tired after lying in bed for so many days, right? I'll go home and get the money, and I'll go to the hospital with you to see a doctor. ”

Xiao Taohong immediately called Zhang Fengxian and asked her to tell the driver to drive the car over. Prepare to go to the hospital.

Zhang Fengxian came to Xiao Taohong's side slowly, glanced at Li Er's expression, and Xiao Taohong helped him into the car and galloped towards the city's First People's Hospital.

Regular hospitals. The doctor is very serious and responsible. The female doctor, who was over half a hundred years old, opened an outpatient medical record, handed it to Li Er, and asked him to go for a full body examination. One lap down, it cost eight hundred yuan. Back in the consultation room, the female doctor carefully looked at the indicators. He pushed the lace glasses on his eyes up and said, "You're not sick, go back, just drink less in the future." ”

Li Erdao: "Doctor, I am indeed sick, let's prescribe some medicine, I can't spend the 800 yuan examination fee in vain." ”

"I'm not sick and pretending to be sick, it's tossing my family, right? Who are the patient's family members? In. ”

Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong hurriedly came to the doctor.

The doctor asked, "Are you two family members of the patient?" ”

"yes." The two replied in unison.

"Take him back, he's not sick."

"I'm really sick." Li Er shouted loudly: "Your hospital can't find out that the patient is sick, so you push the patient out, and say that there is no disease, I won't leave!" I'm going to be hospitalized. ”

The doctor said, "You speak quietly, we are a regular hospital in the country, not a private clinic, and it is our doctor's duty to treat every patient." You can't just say that you're not sick and you're sick. So, you go back and try, and in a few days, you really feel sick, can you come back to me? ”

Li Erdao: "I'm sick, you just can't see it, what kind of hospital are you, what kind of doctor are you?" Eating the country's food in vain, I can't see it if I'm sick, I won't leave! ”

The female doctor asked Zhang Fengxian and Xiao Taohong: "Does he have a neurological problem?" Let's go to the neurological hospital with him. ”

Li Er broke free of Zhang Fengxian's hand and sat on the chair where the patient was looking at the patient, but he didn't leave, closed his eyes, didn't move, didn't speak, and relied on.

Little Peach pleaded: "Doctor, you see that he is not leaving, why don't you prescribe some medicine for him?" Coax him. ”

The hospital let out a long breath, glanced at Li Er with disdain, picked up the pen on the table, quickly wrote a list, handed it to Xiao Taohong and said, "Go get the medicine, help the patient out." ”

Li Eryi saw that he prescribed the prescription, and his heart was much more comfortable, followed behind Xiao Peach, went to the cash register to pay the money, and then went to the pharmacy to get the medicine, and waited for the medicine to get it in his hand, dumbfounded, there were less than ten small pills in total, white, not much bigger than sorghum grains, and when he asked Xiao Peach, it only cost a dollar! Li Erqi scolded at the time: "What kind of dick hospital, obviously sick, I can't see it, I'll go to their dean to reason." ”

An old man with long hair saw Li Er jumping and jumping in front of the outpatient clinic, and came over and said, "Brother, it doesn't matter if you're not sick, I'll change with you, okay?" ”

Li Er took the old man's medical record and looked at it, which read: terminal cancer, so angry he threw the old man's medical record on the ground and yelled, "Get out of the way." ”

Zhang Fengxian was just about to go over to apologize to others, but was blocked by another girl.

Little Peach glanced at the woman blocking the road, less than forty years old, always with a smile on her face, a smile and dimples, quite charming, and asked, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

The girl said in a low voice: "This is a public hospital, and the doctors are all related to the sun, don't look at them all wearing white coats, trimmed gold wire glasses, embroidered pillows, and straw buns." I know a good hospital, and the doctors there are all top technical experts, do you want to go and see it? ”

Li Er saw that the girl was pleasing to the eye, and shouted to go, Zhang Fengxian asked Xiao Taohong's opinion with her eyes, and the two nodded at the same time, so she pulled Li Er, followed behind the girl, and came to a small hospital.

As soon as the doctor saw Li Er, he hurriedly said, "You are not very sick, hurry up and go for a full body examination." ”

After a round of examination, it took one thousand two, and when he returned to the consultation table, the doctor put the various physical examination forms handed to him by Li Er on the table, asked Li Er to open his mouth, look at the tongue coating, and said a few times: "Okay, the patient needs to be hospitalized, first go and pay the hospitalization deposit of 10,000 yuan, and settle it when he is discharged." ”

Li Er was lying on the hospital bed, on the iron shelf in front of the bed, there were several bags of potions, there were many white potions, few yellow potions, the prices were higher than the other, and most of them were imported, with foreign words written on them, Li Er didn't know any of them, and asked the nurse, the nurse was a little impatient, and grabbed Bai and said, "What do you ask?" If you want to ask, go to the doctor, these imported medicines are all good medicines, don't worry about using them, they are definitely good for your illness. ”

Three days passed quickly, the nurse called to the inpatient to pay the money, Zhang Fengxian asked her: "Miss, when we were hospitalized, we paid 10,000 yuan, why did we only live for three days, and we asked for money." ”

"This is a hospital, not a nightclub, what a young lady, called comrade." The nurse grabbed Bai and said: "In this hospital, 10,000 yuan is still money?" There are tens of thousands a day, and the price determines the quality of service, understand? ”

"I don't understand."

"Be polite to me in the future, my boyfriend is the coach of the gymnastics team."

Zhang Fengxian copied a duck egg-thick locust wooden stick in his hand, grabbed the two ends, raised his right leg, and gently slammed the locust wooden stick to his leg. The frightened nurse turned around and fled, not even daring to turn her head back!

Xiao Taohong asked Li Er: "Kiss my brother, why did my eldest sister provoke you, you take nutrition injections like this every day, don't talk about spending money, do you feel so disgusted, feel comfortable?" (To be continued......)