At two o'clock in the afternoon, Zhang Cheng, who had just tasted two pieces of tender abalone, felt really hungry. The smoked tenderloin he ate in the morning was nothing of a snack for Zhang Cheng. Although the two pieces of abalone are tender and juicy, those who understand know that this will not solve the stomach problem.

Fortunately, this is pasture, and nothing else can be missing, but there is no shortage of meat, especially beef, good farm beef. Soon Zhang Cheng found what he was looking for in the refrigerator - a whole piece of bone-in beef and a guy specially used to cut it, and found a frying pan in the kitchen.

After heating the steak in a pan, Zhang Cheng shouted to the living room, "Baby, it's time to eat." ”

So Emma and Emily, wearing only messy tops and stockings, trotted all the way to the restaurant. Emma: "This smells good, bring me a pound of steak, five ripe." ”

Emily: "I'll have a one-pound-and-a-half mature steak, too." ”

After frying a steak, Zhang Cheng cut two pieces of about a pound and divided them into two plates, and enjoyed the largest five-pound steak left.

Then eat it five times as fast as Emma and Emily. When Emily finished eating, she said, "You have a good appetite. ”

Zhang Cheng looked at Emily with your understanding eyes: "Because I consume a lot." ”

Emily's face immediately turned red, and now she hoped that the flesh would be digested and turned into energy and used more to cultivate her. Although the first time we met Emily, it was like Zhang Cheng claiming that she was already a high school student and that she had no legal responsibility after turning sixteen, but in fact everyone understood what was going on.

Because there is no such premise. Most of the people who are afraid of federal and state laws will lose patience with them or scare them away — not everyone has the patience of Mr. Sun, who has been doing two things for decades. The fast-paced life has led American men to divide women into two categories, those who can go to bed and those who can't, it's as simple as that. Marathon love is already a thing of the last century.

Zhang Cheng, who finished the joke, said: "My feeling is that if I eat pure meat, I may have to eat more." However, it is said on TV that carbohydrates are best not eaten with meat. Truth be told, it's not just American burgers that are lying on the gun, but also Chinese meat buns and donkey meat. That's right. There may also be California beef noodles, and to be honest, I don't know if it's Chinese or American, after all, there is no such beef noodles in California. ”

Emma: "If there's bread." Even if it's just two pieces. I don't think I can eat a pound of meat. ”

Back to the living room. There is a news about France on TV, which is certainly not positive news, because it is the biggest beneficiary of the US election. The tone of the news in the United States is that people in foreign countries are living in dire straits, for example, in the case of a white police officer shooting a black man in the United States, a five-second one-sentence news page is enough.

But if something similar happens in a foreign country, at least give a 30-second news, which is still the face of NATO members, and if it is a country that the United States is preparing to clean up, then at least a 15-minute special feature will be given, and then a few celebrities will be asked to explain it.

Watching the news on TV, Zhang Cheng first asked, "Are you French immigrants?" ”

Emma and Emily shook their heads: "Our great-great-grandfather was an immigrant of Ukrainian origin, and he has been away from Ukraine for almost a hundred years, since the turmoil in Ukraine after World War I. ”

Zhang Cheng: "That's not bad, now the Ukrainians are still running to foreign countries, it seems that it has been going on for many years. ”

"At least a hundred years." As American immigrants of Ukrainian descent, Emma and Emily still know some news about Ukraine, but not much good news, whether it is the former Soviet Union or the post-Soviet era, Ukrainians are running to Europe and the United States - not to leave there as far as possible, but to immigrate to Europe and the United States, which are more materially rich. Young women in Ukraine are especially the most popular, because Ukraine itself produces a large number of beautiful women.

Zhang Cheng: "Then let me tell you a French joke, before World War I, there was only one sentence in the field regulations in the French soldiers' infantry drill code, and the French only had offense in the dictionary, and any other action except offense would not produce positive results." This regulation was changed after the First World War, and the French dictionary only had defense, and no action other than defense would produce positive results. However, after the Maginot Line was breached, this regulation was changed again, and the French dictionary only had surrender, and no action other than surrender would produce a positive result. Then the Italians began to accuse the French of copying the infantry drill that the Italians had used for hundreds of years. ”

Before the joke was over, Emma and Emily burst into laughter. If Italy is the unchaste wife of the Germans, then the French are the unchaste second wife of the United States -- if it is in the interests of France, France will sometimes work with the Americans, but more often than not, it will work against the Americans in order to maintain its status as a European power.

But according to the American idea, if it weren't for the troops sent by the Americans, the savior of the earth as the world's police, the French would still be living under the ravages of the Nazis - in the darkest era of the first-class power on the European continent, French women were scrambling to sleep with German Nazi officers, and French men and French lads could only jerk off, jerk off, jerk off and finally become Gallic geldings. But not long after the liberation of the French, after their wings hardened a little, they forgot everything about the American savior and the Vichy government. How can Americans look at France with a pleasing eye.

After laughing, Emma took the remote control and changed a few stations until the music video of a certain sexy American female singer was broadcast on it, and Emily said in Zhang Cheng's ear: "We found some rope in the house just now, maybe it's a good start." ”

Zhang Cheng: "I'm looking forward to it. ”

"Don't move, just be ready to enjoy." Emily and Emma began to use nylon ropes to fix Zhang Cheng's arms on the sofa, of course, Zhang Cheng was very suspicious that there was a rope strong enough to trap him, but such an instinctive scene, how could he refuse.

After tying up Zhang Cheng, Emma, who was very satisfied, found a bottle of ketchup from the refrigerator, and then poured the whole bottle on Zhang Cheng's chest and abdomen, and watched the ketchup flow down......

"Cleanup begins." Emma and Emily smiled at each other, then leaned on their stomachs and began to lick the ketchup little by little.

It didn't take long for Zhang Cheng to shout: "Stop playing, give it to me, give it to me quickly." ”

Emma and Emily sisters work unhurriedly until the last bit of ketchup is gone. Then the two sisters began to play a game of rock-paper-scissors, and finally Emily rode on Zhang Cheng's head and successfully gagged Zhang Cheng's mouth.

Emma, who was riding on Zhang Cheng's waist, took a few deep breaths, then helped Xiao Cheng to sit down slowly......

An hour later, the phone rang, and some of the daily necessities and bedding that Zhang Cheng had ordered came for delivery. Zhang Cheng had no choice but to untie the rope that bound him and then go out to get the goods, because Emma and Emily had both fainted from the plasma cannon and needed to rest temporarily. (To be continued......)