Chapter Eighty-Five: Lunch Prank
Lunch is still a barbecue that is too simple to do, Li Min thawed a few plates of meat in the refrigerator, the baking tray and sauce are ready-made, and more importantly, Yuna likes to eat it very much. It's not that Li Min is too lazy to cook other dishes, the problem is that he and Yun'er are complete cooking black holes and don't know what to do at all. Li Min thought that it was really necessary to go to cooking school, and eat barbecue for every meal, even if he liked to eat it, it was not good for his health.
"oppa, why did you kiss me suddenly?" When she was almost full, Yuna suddenly asked.
Li Min was stunned when asked, and his thought at the time was that if he let go of Yun'er like this, he might really lose her, so he chose the most intense way to express his feelings, but he didn't think about anything. "What's the point of this kind of thing? At that time, I had that idea, so I kissed. How, regret it? ”
"Hmm." Yun'er nodded, pouted, and said, "That was my first kiss, I didn't say hello at all, and in front of so many people, the picture that people think is not like that." ”
"Oh, what you think of should be the picture of standing in the middle of the living room after washing the dishes, kissing openly in front of my wife Yun'er, right? OK, it's okay, we'll kiss again in the evening, as the first KISS. Li Min is talking about the scene after Yun'er secretly kissed her portrait the night before, when Yun'er was ready to kiss, but Li Min didn't want to embarrass Yun'er, so he made a fuss, and now he is very hateful and laughs at it.
Yun'er also remembered her humiliating appearance that day, and stepped on Li Min hard under the table. "It's not all because of you, it's you who disgraced me!" Yuna felt that she should take revenge on Li Min, and after a round of thought, she came up with a good idea.
"Oppa, I'm going to drink juice, get me juice." Yuna shook the empty bottle on the table and said coquettishly.
"Okay." Li Min didn't doubt him, put down the pork belly that had just been wrapped in lettuce leaves in his hand, got up to get the juice, and the open refrigerator door just blocked his vision. "Yun'a, what kind of juice do you drink? Which is watermelon juice, orange juice, or peach juice? ”
"No grape juice? Grapes, grapes. Yuna took a lettuce leaf, put a piece of pork belly, and hurriedly squeezed the mustard on it, and then covered it with a piece of pork belly. An evil smile appeared on Yun'er's face: "If anyone eats this, they should die, right?" keke……”
"No, no grape juice, do you like to drink grape juice? I've searched your diet, don't you like grapes? Li Min asked with some confusion.
Here, Yun'er squeezed another layer of mustard, and the "cannonball" had not yet been made, so Yun'er delayed again and said: "Oppa, there is no grape juice, is there strawberry milk?" I'm going to drink strawberry milk. ”
"Strawberry milk? Drinking strawberry milk at this time? Two question marks popped up on Li Min's head, and he raised his head and peeked over the refrigerator door, just in time to see Yun'er swapping the pork belly she had wrapped.
(Again a prank, this restless little thing.) Li Min didn't poke it, coughed lightly, and said, "Ah, there is strawberry milk, how can I put it in the innermost, it's really laborious to take it out." Li Min turned sideways and made a very laborious appearance of burrowing into the refrigerator to get something. At this time, Yun'er finally completed the exchange, and immediately said: "Oppa, if you can't get it, don't want it, just take a bottle of water." ”
"Water? Oh good, there's a lot of water. When Li Min heard Yun'er say this, he knew that the little guy's prank had been completed, and walked over with a bottle of water.
"Oh, water." Li Min handed over the water, and then sat down. Yun'er took the water in her hand, her eyes staring at Li Min's movements without blinking, Li Min wrapped the pork belly before going to get the water, and he should eat it when he came back. Yun'er didn't know that Li Min had already seen through her conspiracy, and was waiting with great interest to see Li Min make a fool of herself.
Sure enough, Li Min picked up the lettuce bag that had been exchanged by Yun'er.
(Eat, eat, it's best to eat it in one bite!) A little demon Yuna with a leather whip appeared above her head, refueling it. Yun'er also looked at Li Min with burning eyes, like a kitten who saw its prey.
However, Li Min picked it up, seemed to see Yun'er's gaze, and put it down again.
(It's over, it's been recognized?) What to do? Yuna was startled, and her head quickly wondered if she should admit it first to avoid being punished.
"Wife, why don't you drink water, aren't you thirsty?"
(Scared to death, scared to death, it turned out to be a problem with the water.) Yuna immediately twisted the bottle open and took a big sip of it, almost choking. "Oppa, I drank it, the water was sweet. Hurry up and eat? ”
"What's sweet? Is the water still sweet? Li Min smiled helplessly, didn't seem to notice anything, and picked up the lettuce roll again.
(Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!) The little devil flickered his wings, and there was only one word left for him to say excitedly.
Who knew that Li Min stopped again. "Wife, I see that you seem to be in a hurry, otherwise if you don't eat, I'm almost full, I'll send you to meet the members first."
(Really, it's infuriating!) The little devil Yun almost fell off Yun'er's head, this oppa, why are you talking about this at this time, you just eat it directly! Yun'er gritted her teeth, endured her depression and showed a smile and said, "oppa, I haven't eaten yet, it's okay to be late, how can I do it if I don't eat enough?"
"Well, it makes sense, it's really my wife." Li Min seemed to agree with Yuna's appearance and picked up the lettuce roll for the third time.
(It's time to eat it now, oppa, please eat it!) The little devil Yun finally dragged Yun'er's hair and climbed on top of Yun'er's head again, staring at Li Min's hand in a mood of expecting the national team to score, watching the hand holding the lettuce roll and approaching Li Min's mouth little by little, and kept chanting in his heart: "Goal, goal, goal......"
"Wife, aren't you full yet, I'll feed you this first!" The lettuce rolls had obviously been delivered to her mouth, but Li Min suddenly made a 360-degree turn and handed it to Yun'er's mouth. The little devil Yun fell down all of a sudden, and never climbed up again.
Seeing Li Min's playful eyes, no matter how stupid Yun'er was, she knew that she had already been recognized by him, and said angrily: "Okay, I'll eat, oppa, you treat me like this!" Yun'er seemed to be in a real atmosphere, and took a bite of it, how could Li Min really let Yun'er eat this "mustard" bomb, and hurriedly withdrew his hand, but his little finger was not withdrawn and was bitten by Yun'er.
"Whew...... Pain! ”
(It's been a month, why is it still on the list, is there a BUG?) )
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