"What's wrong?"

Chen Haoran turned his head, looked at Chen Haowen, who suddenly became a little nervous, and then thought about the purpose of this trip, and suddenly felt a little funny.

It seems that it should, perhaps, all men who go to their father-in-law's house for the first time will be more nervous!

And this time, I also followed, and it seems that I really have a bit of a taste of meeting the parents of both sides and talking about marriage.

The more he thought about it, the stronger the smile on Chen Haoran's face became.

Looking at his eldest brother, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Chen Haowen's face was even more tense, and even his face was feverish.

The more Chen Haowen is like this, the more Chen Haoran feels funny.

My younger brother, you say he's good, and he has been naughty with him since he was a child; You say he's not well-behaved, he's never provoked a girl since he was a child, to put it bluntly, it's a typical kind of colored heart without lust.

Thinking of this, Chen Haoran suddenly asked, "Tell me, how did you know each other?" ”

This time, Chen Haowen didn't even dare to look at Chen Haoran's eyes.

"Uh...... Howen, shouldn't you be ......" Chen Haoran thought coldly, after the more fashionable #night#love, the feelings derived from it, looking at Chen Haowen's gaze, suddenly became extremely weird.

"Where do you want to go, I'm still a virgin @ man." As soon as he saw Chen Haoran's expression, Chen Haowen knew what he was thinking about as a big brother, and he didn't care about being embarrassed or not at the moment, and said directly: "When we met, the situation was quite special. ”

"What kind of special law?" Chen Haoran was instantly interested, and even the big driver who was in charge of driving pricked up his ears.

"It was more than three months ago, and a few buddies from our dorm were having dinner on the nearby Fallen Street, and everyone was getting a little drunk......"

Chen Haowen said, and also fell into the memory......

More than three months ago, that is, around June, the imperial capital at that time, even at night, was like an oven, but even so, it still couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the students.

On the brightly lit depraved streets, the figures of people are longing, and the voices of people are boiling,

Chen Haowen's brothers in their dormitory fought a lot here, it can be said that they came and returned with fun, of course, if they have to find something unhappy, they drank a little too much today, and they couldn't move their legs a little when they soaked in urine.

"Damn, can I get drunk? Sue sù guys, it's just right today. Look at my brother now, it is the best state of drinking, shaking without falling, vomiting without vomiting, dizzy, fluttering, racing to be a fairy! Chen Haowen said the wise words of his eldest brother Chen Haoran, waved his hand at several animals in the dormitory, like a tumbler, walked the S-shaped route, and walked towards the bathroom.

But when he walked to the door of the bathroom, Chen Haowen was circled, and looked at the sign at the door, but he couldn't see which one was male and which was female.

"Damn, the owner of this hotel really slammed the door and made the toilet sign bigger, can he die?" Chen Haowen scolded the restaurant owner, then rubbed his eyes vigorously, as if he finally saw the sign of the women's toilet, pointed to the sign and smiled: "Damn, I know that the one on the left is the men's toilet." ”

Chen Haowen said and crashed into it.

"Holy!" Chen Haowen, who had just entered, suddenly staggered back again, and pointed to the figure in the toilet in a daze and shouted: "I said beauty, this is the men's toilet, you hurry out, I want to pee." ”

But who would have thought that the beautiful woman wearing blue denim shorts, a white T-shirt, convex forward and backwards, and a long-haired shawl would stand there motionless, and what made Chen Haowen even more stunned was that one of the long-haired beauty's hands stretched out from the hem of the T-shirt to her chest!

Oh my God, a big beautiful woman doing this in the men's bathroom, am I crazy, or is the whole world crazy?

Could it be that she wants to be wheeled with rice and wants to go crazy?

Wait a minute? How did this beauty stay motionless?

Don't?

Chen Haowen's eyes lit up immediately, legend has it that last year, a livestock from the Institute of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering picked up a top-level inflatable # gas # baby # baby in the men's toilet, the real person ratio is one to one, the real person feels, the real body temperature, can make 36 kinds of chuang sounds not to say, but also to have a simple conversation.

Such a top-level treasure, but he envied the livestock of the entire Imperial Capital University.

Not to mention anything else, this kind of top-quality goods, even if they are second-hand, can be sold for a lot of money!

"At least seventy or eighty thousand!" Chen Haowen muttered in a daze, all along, because of his personality, coupled with Old Man Chen's strict tutoring, and Chen Haoran's almost all-round protection, Chen Haowen is still in a blank state for this aspect.

If you really want to know something, you still know it from the island country's literary films.

As for how it feels, or what else is even messy, he doesn't know.

As the saying goes, wine strengthens heroes, and now Chen Haowen is like this, with the idea of touching two handfuls to see what it feels like, he stretched out his wolf paws, and touched them on his buttocks.

"It's so beautiful, it's round and clever, and it's full of elasticity, it's really high-end, I don't know if it's really the same as the legend, it's a real body temperature!" Chen Haowen put the target on the chest of "inflatable # gas # baby # baby" again, put the wolf paw into it, and then covered it with great enjoyment, that feeling......

It's so beautiful!

Chen Haowen's little heart couldn't help but tremble.

"Is it comfortable to touch?" At this time, a good-sounding girl came from her ears, and even Chen Haowen heard a hint of gnashing of teeth.

Chen Haowen was taken aback, and instinctively looked in the direction where the voice came, but his hand was not willing to take it back.

I saw that the "inflatable # gas # baby # baby" in his eyes was glaring at him through gritted teeth, like that he wanted to gnaw a piece of meat on him, especially those beautiful eyes, which even contained tears of humiliation.

"Really...... Reality? "Even if he drinks a lot of wine, this time, Chen Haowen also feels that something is wrong, even if it is a top-level inflatable #gas#baby#baby, he can't have such a rich expression!

And his feel, it can't be so perfect!

At this moment, Shen Jiayi felt that she was about to be blown up, since she was a child, when had she ever been taken advantage of so much?

Of course, in this anger, there is also a little bit of bitterness, since she was a child, she has been allergic to alcohol, if you just smell the smell of wine, it's okay to say, but after drinking, the whole body will stiffen, until after high school, it is much better.

But I still don't touch the wine.

However, today, the sisters in the dormitory celebrated their birthdays, and they really couldn't shirk it, so they drank a small half glass of beer, and then she felt bad, so she wanted to come to the toilet and vomit it, but who wanted to be careless, there were traces of water flowing into her neck.

She was a little clean, so she hurriedly wiped it with a tissue.

But who would have thought, at this time, suddenly another drunk man rushed in, so he couldn't die, at this time he began to be allergic, and the whole person froze there.

At this time, she could only pray that the man could withdraw after seeing her.

But who would have thought that this bastard would be so bold and reckless, he rushed up directly to take advantage of her, and after touching his ass, he even put his hand inside her clothes.

At this moment, she even had the heart to die.

At this moment, she just wanted this bastard to get out of the way after touching it twice, or someone to come in, or to quickly regain her mobility.

As long as she can get out of the status quo, she is willing to pay whatever price she pays.

Finally, when the hand of this rascal touched the treasure she had guarded for more than twenty years, she finally felt a trace of vitality and opened her mouth to warn this rascal.

But who would have thought that this scoundrel would die without repentance!

At this moment, the anger in her heart was raised to the peak, and her body instantly regained its mobility.

"Dead scoundrel, go die!" Shen Jiayi picked up the bag hanging on the doorknob of the cubicle and smashed it towards Chen Haowen's head......

A roar echoed through the bathroom.

Just listening to this voice, many people's first reaction is to sketch a bewitching figure, convex and backward curvy, and a big beauty with delicate facial features in their minds.

The second reaction is to rush towards this voice, nothing else, the hero's chance to save the beauty has come, the hand is fast and the hand is slow.

The combination of the front and back is what every man is looking forward to.

Of course, Chen Haowen also looked forward to it, but he didn't expect that when a scene happened, he would be that hooligan.

In Imperial Capital University, the worst thing is not that you skip classes and insult the principal, but that you offend the school flower on the school flower list, which is comparable to the support group of the reinforcement company, will kill you alive.

If there is anything more terrifying than this, it is to offend the school flower, and to play hooligan on the school flower, rest assured, although this is more terrifying, but it will not die, it will only be better than death.

But at this moment, Chen Haowen discovered something even more terrifying, he couldn't have imagined that the one he played a hooligan was actually the flower he had been secretly in love with for more than half a year.

If there really is a regret pill in this world, he would rather pay any price and get one.

But is there really one?

Chen Haowen didn't know, he only knew that even if he had, he wouldn't have a chance to eat it.

Because Shen Jiayi picked up the bag high and smashed it on his head.

I don't know what was in that bag, Chen Haoran felt as if he had been hit by Li Yuanba's drum urn golden hammer, only to feel that it was dark in front of him, and he fell to the ground.

In the moment of coma, he regretted one more thing - he should have hidden her bag first!

A very famous person once said: The day is thoughtful, and the dream is lewd!

There are even more people, who have demonstrated a point of view: human nature is inherently promiscuous, whether you are a man or a woman, everything you do is to find a good spouse, and then pop it!

Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it, and Chen Haowen also believes it.

Now Chen Haowen has a beautiful dream, the so-called beautiful dream is a very beautiful spring dream!

In the dream, Chen Haowen took regret medicine; In the dream, he arrived a few minutes early; In the dream, Shen Jiayi did not stun him after recovering his sexual power; In the dream, he followed with his beloved goddess......

Hand in hand in the park.

"Dead rascal, let me go." Chen Haowen, who was sitting in a sweet dream, was directly awakened by an angry reprimand.

Looking at Shen Jiayi, who was so angry that his face turned pale in front of him, Chen Haowen was so frightened that he almost rolled out of bed, but fortunately, he was specially trained by Old Man Chen and Chen Haoran since he was a child, and he was stunned, and then said shamelessly: "Don't let it go." First, although I don't know why I'm injured and lying in a hospital bed, since I'm lying here, it must have something to do with you; Second, when I woke up, my hand was in your hand, which means that you caught me, not me. Growing up, I never held a girl's hand, so you are responsible. ”

……

Chen Haowen said this, and lowered his head a little embarrassed.

But Chen Haoran looked at his younger brother dumbfounded, and was directly stupid.

"I'll rub it, that's fine." Compared with Chen Haoran, who was directly dumbfounded, the big driver who drove the car reacted more, and the car twisted directly twice, and then 'creaked' and stopped on the side of the road.