"Coke, potato chips, popcorn, fried chicken" Li Wujie looked at the snacks in the trolley, and muttered to himself: "I should be buying a few cans of beer, this year's drama is much more interesting than the Universe Cup!" ”

As he spoke, he walked past a few shelves to the wine section and picked out his favorite beer.

"Teacher, are you going to have a banquet? How about taking me one? A person patted Li Wujie's shoulder behind him and asked excitedly.

When I turned my head, it was Nie Yanhong. This girl has been a pure mess since she said goodbye to heavy makeup, and she is still the kind of wolf who can't bear to blaspheme when she sees the wolf of the bus, the wolf of the subway, and the idiot of the tail line.

It's just that Li Wujie found that this girl was a bit ghostly, and he met four times in two days over the weekend, which had to make Li Wujie suspect that this girl was following him.

"I have a family banquet, what are you doing with it? It's okay to go home early, and don't wander around outside like a ghost. As he spoke, Li Wujie threw a stack of beer into the trolley and ran away.

It's a pity that Li Wujie forgot one thing, this is a supermarket, and he can't run out without checking out. was blocked by Nie Hongyan at the toll gate, and had no choice but to walk over with a frown.

Wrapping his arms around Li Wujie, Nie Hongyan asked with a smile, "Teacher, what are you avoiding me?" I didn't let you be responsible, I will kill the child myself. ”

Suddenly, Li Wujie felt that the eyes around him were concentrated like sharp swords, mostly with disdain, disgust and angry eyes. Especially the synonym of teacher, which makes people think that Li Wujie is a guy who is inferior to a beast.

Li Wujie, who was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, avoided everyone's gaze, and whispered through gritted teeth: "What are you going to do?" It can't just be to splash me with dirty water, right? I warn you, don't go overboard and be careful that I clean you up. ”

"Teacher. What are you going to do that you don't see, or you'll see me running a fart? After whispering, a trace of sadness flashed on Nie Hongyan's face, like a resentful woman who was abandoned, which caused everyone to talk about it for a while.

"Which school teacher is this, it's so unhuman."

"yes. The school is really messy now. Early love is no longer terrible, the most terrible thing is teacher-student love. ”

"If the girl in our family dares to fall in love with the teacher, I will slaughter both of them! It's shameless. ”

The more fierce everyone said, the harder Nie Hongyan performed, and if it went on like this, she was going to stage a wonderful drama of hundreds of people beating up obscene male teachers.

"Who's mentally ill, hurry up and take it away! As for the adults in the family, they don't care much, this school is stimulated, and they can't recognize men all over the street! "It's not good. Li Wujie shouted in a hurry.

Li Wujie's fake and true tone and demeanor made Nie Hongyan fall straight down, and he thought hatefully: "Old lady, today is the meeting of the gangster ancestor!" Li Wujie is really hard to deal with, his mouth is really fucking vicious. ”

Nie Hongyan held the mentality that the old lady fought with you, and pulled Li Wujie's arm and blindly pretended to be pitiful.

At this time, an old man shouted unevenly: "Young man, you have to speak with your conscience." Such a nice girl followed you. You can't be irresponsible. ”

Damn, I want to set up a set for the master. Dream your big dreams!

Li Wujie glanced at the old man, and said angrily: "Old man, I found you really funny, this is your girl, right?" If she hadn't been sick, I wouldn't mind soaking her. It's a pity that I'm blind to this face and figure. ”

The old man's face turned red with anger. Pointing at Li Wujie and scolding: "Little rabbit cub, that's how you are a teacher?" ”

"Be a teacher? Do you really believe her? Do you think I look like a teacher? You old fool. Li Wujie showed the ruffian hooligan to the fullest, and Nie Hongyan was stunned.

walked out of the supermarket without danger, and Nie Hongyan said flatteringly: "Teacher, don't be angry. I'm just joking. ”

"Your sister, are you so funny? If it weren't for the master's urgency, he would have been beaten by hundreds of people today. Li Wujie roared indignantly, then ignored Nie Hongyan's apology, turned around and left with his things.

But he didn't go far, and Li Wujie was once again entangled by Nie Hongyan. This girl seems to be in love with herself today, and she has a posture of a fish dying and the net is broken, did she jump into the well with her child?

"What the hell do you want? Do you have to follow me? Li Wujie cried and mourned, and he was completely convinced of Nie Hongyan's grinding skills. This is a dog skin plaster, and you can't remove it if you put it on.

And although Nie Hongyan didn't know what Li Wujie was going to do, it must be a lot of fun to treat him with his dodgy attitude and the things he was carrying in his hands.

"Well, I'm going with you today, I'll go wherever you go." Nie Hongyan wrapped her arms around Li Wujie's arms, not caring about her chest and having intimate contact with the other party from time to time.

Li Wujie covered his forehead with his head in the sky, and said helplessly: "It's okay to follow me, but you have to remember that no matter what you see or what happens, you are not allowed to shout." ”

Nie Hongyan pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "Grandma has never seen any scenes, and she can still be scared and yell, you are too underestimated, right?" ”

Li Wujie didn't speak with a gloomy face, and stretched out his hand to stop a taxi.

Halfway through, Nie Hongyan had to take Xu Mingyang with her, and said that this was a plan to thoroughly implement the one-to-one plan. Adhering to the principle of not biting if there are more lice, Li Wujie did not stop much.

When they arrived at the school, the three of them got out of the car. Xu Mingyang asked in a daze, "Teacher, what are you doing at school so late?" ”

Li Wujie made a silent gesture, and then cast a spell on the two of them.

Seeing a white light enter her body, Nie Hongyan screamed with some fear, "What did you do to us?" ”

Li Wujie stretched out his hand and gave her a violent shudder, and scolded in a low voice: "Idiot, be quiet." Delay me to watch the show, be careful I throw you out. In this regard, Xu Mingyang behaved more well.

Following Li Wujie, walking into the campus as if no one was there, Nie Hongyan and Xu Mingyang gradually discovered that something was wrong. Whether it's the old man who guards the door, or the aunt in the dormitory building. The three people who swaggered through the alley were all like air.

The two of them glanced at each other in horror, and then followed Li Wujie into the bedroom of Zhao Xiaomei and others. Finding a remote corner, Li Wujie sat on the ground and opened snacks and beers casually, like an audience waiting for the movie to start.

looked at the classmates sitting together not far away, and then looked at Li Wujie's excited appearance. Suddenly, Nie Hongyan shivered.

"Hey, what the hell is going on? What spell have you cast on me, and why can't anyone else see us? Nie Hongyan asked in a low voice, but her eyes were full of fear of ignorance.

Li Wujie shrugged his shoulders, handed out a can of beer to each of them, and said lightly: "Some small spells that can't be put on the table!" Don't be so nervous, take a sip of wine to suppress the shock. ”

"Bah, I'm not afraid, I'm worried that you will use this spell to spy on me?" Nie Hongyan spat Li Wujie's spitting on his face.

Li Wujie who was drinking beer. I choked unguardedly. While coughing, he scolded angrily: "You yellow-haired girl, what am I peeking at you?" If I have that spare time, I'll go and peep at the big stars, isn't it much more interesting than you? ”

"Perverted!" Nie Hongyan blushed and spat Li Wujie again, but her heart relaxed.

Xu Mingyang and Li Wujie touched the jar and asked, "Teacher, what are they doing, little sister?" ”

Li Wujie took a sip of beer and said with a wicked smile: "Wait a minute, let you watch the excitement, be patient." It's still a little early. ”

Compared with the three people eating and drinking in the corner, the atmosphere of the people sitting in the middle of the room was a little tense. And had no idea about the arrival of the three. Ning Xiaole kept looking at the super brain, and he had already expressed his condolences to Li Wujie's ancestors for the eighteenth generation.

"Hey, don't be so nervous, okay? I'm getting a little nervous because of a few of you. Xing Zhaowen moved his buttocks and complained angrily.

In front of girls, boys are reluctant to behave worse than others. Duan Xingbo said even more excitedly: "There is no ghost or god in this world at all!" The so-called gods of the divine realm. It's just a slightly more powerful human. As for the Disc Immortal and the like, it's simply something that people fabricate to scare themselves. ”

"I agree with Duan Xingbo's words. In this era of advanced technology, the theory of ghosts and gods is simply untenable. Since we're going to summon the Saucer Immortals, let's start by telling a ghost story to add to the terrifying atmosphere. "Cao Cangshu is a master who doesn't think it's a big deal. Don't look at his polite appearance, he is actually crazy in his bones.

Ning Xiaole had seen a ghost with his own eyes, and subconsciously refused: "Don't talk about it, it's weird and scary." Since you don't believe in ghosts, why are you telling ghost stories? ”

Cao Cangshu looked around with his hands and arms, and asked arrogantly, "What, are you afraid?" ”

"I'm afraid of your sister." Zhao Xiaomei kicked Cao Cangshu unceremoniously and said, "You talk first, we all take turns." ”

Cao Cangshu patted his pants, pondered for a moment, and said proudly: "Although I haven't seen ghosts, I've seen monsters, real big demons." ”

"What youkai, what did you see there?" Everyone was intrigued.

"Remember a few months ago, when the government reported on the explosion of a gas pipeline in the gliding area, causing casualties and damage to the city?"

Everyone hesitated, then nodded.

"Does this have anything to do with youkai?" Duan Xingbo asked unhappily.

Cao Cangshu glared, and said angrily: "Don't intervene if you don't know the facts." My family lives in the gliding area, and I went through that crisis. The burst of the gas pipeline is simply a big lie told by the government not wanting to cause panic among the people. That day, I saw with my own eyes a hundred-meter-tall red dragon hovering in the air, and it was still erupting with dragon breath, as if it was fighting someone. ”

"You can't imagine the powerlessness of a person standing under a dragon, and the metallic scales alone are no match for human beings. Personally, I think that even a spaceship can be easily torn in half by that sharp dragon claw. Cao Cang recalled with palpitations.

"I've heard that the gliding area has been badly damaged, how is your home?" Wei Ying asked, tilting his head.

Cao Cangshu said with a wry smile: "Don't mention it." The whole house was ruined, like candles that had been burned by the heat, all piled together. It was because of this that the government departments gathered us all together and warned us not to spread the word. ”

"I said, why didn't you go to school for those two days?" Jin Huanting said with a smile.

Duan Xingbo sneered disapprehantly: "What." It's not scary at all, you call it a ghost story, huh? I'm going to tell you about a scary one. ”

Duan Xingbo really lived up to expectations, and after this ghost story was told, the people in the entire room were in a hurry. By the time everyone had told the ghost story, it was already past twelve o'clock in the morning.

"Fang Hai's ghost story is the worst, worse than Cao Cangshu's. That's right. We can't recruit Disc Immortals anymore? I'm going to die. Xing Zhaowen yawned and complained.

Only then did everyone realize that they had not done anything serious, so they hurriedly set up the altar and pressed their fingers on it.

"One, two, thirty-eight, nine, all the people are together. Wait, no matter what happens, don't let your fingers go. Zhao Xiaomei instructed with a serious expression.

"Well, don't worry!" Everyone agreed, and then began to chant the incantation in unison.

After the incantation was recited, Ning Xiaole suddenly trembled and said, "Little sister." How many fingers did you just count us? ”

Suddenly, everyone's bodies stiffened, and Zhao Xiaomei said with a smile: "Who, who used two fingers just now?" ”

"No, it seems like there's one more person, right? Who is Fang Hai? Xing Zhaowen's face also became extremely pale, and cold sweat the size of a bean grain was already covering his forehead. After being reminded by Xing Zhaowen like this, everyone noticed this problem, and collectively twisted their stiff necks to look at the classmate named Fang Hai.

At this time. Fang Hai has changed his appearance. Under the background of the candle flame, it looks extremely gloomy, and the facial features are also extremely distorted. It looks terrifying.

"Ghost, it's a ghost!" Ning Xiaole screamed and let go of his fingers, and the whole person instantly rushed to the corner.

The others were also stunned by this sudden change, even Nie Hongyan and Xu Mingyang, who were hiding in the corner to eat, couldn't help but cry out. However, the mouths of the two of them were blocked by Li Wujie, and they couldn't make any sound at all.

As the summoning ritual was interrupted, a dark wind began to blow throughout the room. The candle flame also turned a dull green. Slowly, a clump of hair rose above the white porcelain plate, followed by blood-red eyes, bloody mouths, and fangs.

"There are so many living sacrifices, which one should I eat first?" The female ghost floated in the air, looking at everyone in the room suspiciously.

"Ghosts! There really are ghosts! Cao Cangshu didn't care about any demeanor at all, so he got up and rushed towards the gate. I frantically pressed the doorknob, but the door to the room just wouldn't open.

Fang Haiyin smiled predictively: "Don't waste your efforts, none of you can run away." ”

"I'm fighting with you" Duan Xingbo, who believed in the biggest fist, threw his whip leg at Fang Hai, but it slashed through the opponent's body, like a kick in the air.

The female ghost sneered and bared her teeth, and with a wave of her five fingers, Duan Xingbo was knocked to the wall.

Zhao Xiaomei pulled out a dagger behind her, pressed it against her neck, and roared: "Let them go, I will be a living sacrifice for you alone." Otherwise, I'll stab myself to death now, I don't believe in ghosts fighting ghosts, my mother can't beat you! ”

"Woo woo woo" The female ghost laughed wantonly, and then her arms shook, and there were more than a dozen ghosts in the room, and she said mockingly: "Do you think a ghost who has just died can beat a hundred-year-old ghost?" ”

Zhao Xiaomei's dagger sank a little deeper, scarlet blood flowed out, and she smiled hideously: "How do you know if you don't try?" ”

"Then you can try it! I'll eat your friends first. As she spoke, the female ghost looked at Charango and floated over with a sinister smile.

Ning Xiaole, who was huddled in the corner, finally couldn't help but shout: "Li Wujie, you bastard, if you have seen enough of the excitement, come out quickly, if you continue to play, you will die." ”

This voice not only made Zhao Xiaomei and the others stunned, but the female ghost also stopped.

"You said Li Wujie is here?" Zhao Xiaomei asked in astonishment.

Xing Zhaowen changed his previous fear, and shouted in surprise: "That idiot is here, we may be saved." Regarding Li Wujie's mysterious background, although Xing Zhaowen didn't say anything, there was a sense of trust in his heart that even he didn't notice.

The female ghost looked around the room and said with a sneer, "Why didn't I find anyone else in the room?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a ripple in the corner of the room. Then Li Wujie, Nie Hongyan and Xu Mingyang appeared in everyone's sight.

Li Wujie held a cigarette in his mouth and sneered: "I didn't find anyone because your ability is too weak." ”

The female ghost stared at Li Wujie with blood-red eyes, and said in a slightly frightened tone: "The Immortal of the Broken Realm Stealth Technique is here, and the little woman will retire." ”

Li Wujie smiled and said: "I don't care how miserable you died in life, it's your fault to linger in the world and hurt people's lives after death." Since I have met you, it is my duty to overtake you to the underworld. As for what kind of criminal punishment you should receive, that's a matter of yin. ”

The female ghost's eyes flickered, and she suddenly screamed, turning her head like a white porcelain plate and rushing away.

In the past, after this scream, the other ghosts would rush up. But there is no such picture today, and the female ghost herself was also caught in Li Wujie's hands, constantly struggling in pain.

"Okay, let's send you to the Yin Si to report!" Li Wujie first waved his arm, and Zhao Xiaomei and the others fainted first.

"Li Wujie, you bastard, what did you do to your little sister?" Ning Xiaole rushed to Zhao Xiaomei's side and yelled angrily.

Li Wujie shook his head and said, "The next picture is not suitable for them to watch, so I will let them sleep first." ”

Ning Xiaole relieved his heart at this time, but he was unwilling to point at Nie Hongyan and Xu Mingyang and said, "Then why can the two of them watch it?" ”

Li Wujie glanced at Ning Xiaole and chuckled: "My territory, I am in charge." (To be continued......)