The audience was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter. They understood, it turned out that the two actors who played the humorous confrontation had food poisoning and went to gastric lavage, and the show was performed by Li Wenzai.

Backstage, the nervous Niu Danian saw Li Wenzai's performance and heard the laughter from the audience, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on his face, this kid really didn't let himself down.

Li Wenzai beat the wooden drum and continued: "What I want to tell you today is a little humor adapted from Journey to the West, the content is pure nonsense, if there are similarities, don't come to me." ”

There was another burst of laughter below.

It is said that the four monks went to the west to learn scriptures and set off from Chang'an. After flying for a few minutes, the plane landed slowly and ran out of fuel! ”

Wow~! Coax~~!

", he's too good at it, Tang Seng didn't ride a white dragon horse, but flew a plane to learn the scriptures!"

"The highlight is that it ran out of fuel after a few minutes of flying!"

Li Wenzai continued: "Wukong is looking for this, how can there be a gas station? Tang Seng wondered, why did he run out of oil so quickly? Bajie gestured beside him, and the fuel tank was as big as a soap box, and he added five yuan of oil at a time. Tang Seng was depressed, so we have to add more. ”

"I have added more than 100,000 times in the middle, and it hasn't arrived, where is this western sky? The four masters and apprentices are combined, no, we have to ask for directions. A pinch of the brake, crunch~~! The plane stopped, Wukong jumped down, and look, hey, what kind of place is this, why is it so deserted. Seeing that an old man was hoeing the ground, the sand monk ran over from the side: Hi! Hello！ How~are~you！ ”

"Bajie is envious next to him, the third junior brother's English is really good, and it is still an authentic London accent."

The audience was happy, this guy is too good at spoofing.

When the old farmer heard Sha Seng's words, he turned around: What are you doing? Okay, a mouthful of stubble, Northeast! Sha Seng asked: Uncle, how to go to the west of the sky? The old peasant looked like an idiot with a hoe and said: "That's just a wipe on your neck." ”

The audience immediately squirted out the water in their mouths, popcorn and so on.

"Damn, you almost choked me!"

"You deserve it, who let you drink water at this time! It's me who is unlucky, I was sprayed by you! ”

"This guy caused my rice flower to go to the fork in the road, and coughed me so uncomfortable!"

In the following ten minutes, the humor continued, and the audience laughed back and forth. The laughter was low, and he almost didn't catch his breath and suffocated to death.

"What, the mailbox is too small? didn't wait for the four of them to finish speaking, Rulai was unhappy: Didn't it pass it a long time ago? A full set of scriptures and even illustrated recordings and live DV have been transmitted, how can the mailbox not be enough! The four of them were puzzled and looked at each other blankly. Rulai pointed to the computer on the table and said: With such a light click, the scriptures will be emailed, and you Datang have already used my scriptures. ”

The audience in the audience had no strength to laugh, and this guy on the stage completely subverted Journey to the West. Flying a plane to learn from experience, landing on the moon earlier than the Americans, the spaceship fell to the gate of the Elysian realm, if you come to use the computer to send emails, is this still a journey to the west? But it's so funny!

Li Wenzai said with a smile: "It seems that my show is okay, but there are still two unlucky guys in the infirmary, I have to go and see how they are doing gastric lavage?" If they have a good digestive system, I guess they'll need an enema. It's a two-pronged approach, pitiful. Bye-on-woo. ”

Li Wenzai staggered down, and the audience reacted half a beat slower, and then realized the meaning of the two-pronged approach, and laughed wildly again holding his stomach.

Li Wenzai smiled at Niu Danian: "Niu Dao, live up to your mission." ”

Niu Danian also smiled and shed tears, wiping his tears, Niu Danian patted Li Wenzai's shoulder: "Don't thank you for your kindness, if you need help in the future, you will say it." ”

Li Wenzai nodded with a smile and said in a low voice: "I'm afraid this matter is not so simple, you still have to find someone to investigate." ”

Niu Danian sneered, his eyes were full of cold light, and said: "Dare to plot against me Niu Danian, I can't spare him!" ”

The show continued, but there was no more chaos.

Finally, it was time for Li Wenzai's solo.

At the end of the report, Li Wenzai took the microphone handed over by the girl opposite, looked at her thoughtfully, and glanced at her with a smile, which made the girl's heart tremble.

Li Wenzai turned around and came to the stage, no one saw that the electromagnetic force field of Li Wenzai's hand holding the microphone rotated, and a certain hardware inside was completely destroyed.

“Hi！ Hello！ How~are~you！ It’s~me~too！ Li Wenzai greeted him as he walked up to the stage.

The audience remembered the previous stand-up comedy, and suddenly burst into laughter.

Li Wenzai hurriedly said: "Please pay attention to the atmosphere and mood, this time I am here to sing, not to tell a story." ”

The music sounded, and the audience's emotions were soothed and transformed, and they listened quietly.

"Find some free time, find some time, lead the children, and often go home to see.

Bring a smile, bring wishes, accompany your lover, and often go home to see.

……

I often go home to see, go home to see, even if I help my mother brush the chopsticks and wash the dishes.

The old man doesn't want his children to make much contribution to the family, and it is not easy to have a reunion in his life!

I often go home to see, go home to see, even if I give my dad a twitch on the back and rub his shoulders.

The old man doesn't want his children to contribute much to the family, he always worries about running for peace and security all his life! ”

With Li Wenzai's singing, the big screen behind also began to play the MV of this song, which was suggested by Li Wenzai. A good MV can express the meaning and feelings of the song at a deeper level, bringing people more direct and doubling the touch.

Sure enough, the audience in the audience listened to the song and watched the MV, and immediately remembered their home, their father and mother, and their hearts were touched for a while, and tears flowed.

The second time, the audience who had already memorized the lyrics and melody even sang along with Lee Moon-jae!

At this time, whether it is watching the song on TV, the Internet, or the audience and listeners who heard the song on the radio, they couldn't help but sing along with it, crying while singing, and reminiscing while crying, recalling their parents who were far away from home, were they okay? For the New Year, which brothers and sisters are with them, or only the old couple are waiting at a table full of meals.

The emotion of longing is like water bursting the embankment, and when the song is over, they pick up their mobile phones or phones to call home.

In the CCTV hall, the applause lasted for a long time and echoed for a long time.

Yi'an City, Li Wenzai's home.

Li Ruihua and Lin Qingxue couldn't help but burst into tears when they watched their son's affectionate singing on TV. How they wish their son was close by and could serve him his favorite dish.

"This stinky boy, since he can write such a song, he should accompany us at home, and when he comes back, he must clean him up well!"

Lin Qingxue suddenly gave her husband a roll of her eyes and said, "What! My son is so good, he will definitely be more well-known after the Spring Festival Gala! You wait, wait for the phone to turn on, or put the phone line on, this phone must be one after another! Everyone will envy the two of us for having such a good son! Especially your brothers, huh! ”

Speaking of this, Lin Qingxue's resentment was extremely strong, and she seemed to be very relieved.

Li Ruihua's expression was complicated, and he sighed slightly, what his brothers have done over the years has broken his daughter-in-law's heart.

Li Wenzai returned backstage after the curtain call, and was greeted by various kinds of eyes with complex meanings. They all know that the best program award for this Spring Festival Gala must be Li Wenzai's song.

Touched, touching the soul and the deepest and softest touches of the heart, which is not found in other programs.

The Spring Festival Gala continued, and soon came to the end of the year.

As is customary, it's still a countdown to the arrival of the new year!

The second hand of the golden clock came to the last ten seconds, and everyone began to count down!

"Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Two! One! Zero! Oh, Happy New Year! ”

Li Wenzai also took out his mobile phone to call his parents in Yi'an City: "Dad, Mom, Happy New Year!" Son, I wish you a happy and happy year, peace and security, a smile and a smile, and never grow old! ”

Lin Qingxue smiled, Li Ruihua shook his head, this stinky boy is able to speak well and watch his wife happy.

Li Wenzai then called three pairs of future parents-in-law, relatives and friends to greet the New Year. His phone is ringing non-stop, Li Wenzai is so busy!

It doesn't seem to be so busy in the previous life for the New Year, right? Li Wenzai muttered in his heart.