CHAPTER XXVIII
If it is really in the animation, Xu Ning at this time must have spit blood in his mouth, planted two plants and shook twice, and finally looked up to the sky to the end, shouting in vain: "Heavens!" Eventually, he was dumbfounded, and then a mournful background sound came from behind the scenes......
It's a pity that this is not an animation, and Xu Ning doesn't have so many exaggerated performances, just sighing low and continuing with his previous actions. After getting along for such a long time, he also somewhat understood the girls' surnames, and as long as he continued to "resist" at this time, he would only be greeted with more teasing and jokes, but if he made a picture of the old father's helplessness towards his naughty daughter, the girls would be embarrassed to play anymore, and on the contrary, they would apologize to him.
Sure enough, as soon as this trick came out, the girls stopped making trouble, exchanged glances at each other, made faces, and began to order. Xu Ning secretly said in his heart: "It's still me who is scheming and thought of this trick." kminjin, what kind of eyes do you have, I used to have a beard, and you still said I was rude, but now I shaved and said like a eunuch, I recruited you with this beard? Besides, if you can't see my beard, I'm a eunuch, don't so many male artists in S.M become eunuchs? “
After a while, after ordering, Xu Ning looked at the menu and asked, "Why do you want to be so little tonight?" Don't you guys like to eat barbecue? Don't worry, I can afford it. ”
Yun'a on the side was overjoyed, and was just about to re-list the menu, when Jessica, who was sitting opposite her, glared at her and retracted her hand in a curt.
Well? Xu Ning immediately noticed this detail and cast an inquiring glance at Jessica.
Jessica pouted and said, "Xu Ning oppa, we are still in the activity period, we have to manage our body shape, we can't eat too much meat, after all, not everyone is like Xiuying and Yun'er who can't eat fat." ”
"Oh", Xu Ning touched his nose and nodded slightly, it's true, S.M is quite strict with the body management of artists during the activity period, especially female artists, of course, this is actually for their own good, after all, few fans can maintain such a calm mentality after seeing the goddess in their hearts out of shape, especially at present, most of the fans of Girls' Generation are young boys who are less than 20 years old, and they will turn from fans to anti if they don't get it right.
However, Xiuying and Yun'er should not be on the management list, these two girls are known as the big and small food gods in the girlhood, and they have a physique that does not eat fat, tonight Yun'er is probably afraid of arousing the "public anger" of other members, and the meat ordered is the same as other members, Xu Ning smiled faintly, and at the same time asked kminjin with his eyes: "Why do you also learn from those little girls?" ”
Kminjin wrinkled his nose and said, "I'm old, and if I eat more, I'll get fat, and I can't compare to the children." ”
Well, Xu Ning shrugged his shoulders and grimaced at Kminjin, who stuck out his tongue at him in response, and then the two looked at each other and smiled.
The girls looked at them with glowing eyes, and the members communicated with each other emitting radio waves:
"There's definitely JQ between them."
"Maybe it was because the matter between them was discovered, so Xu Ning oppa resigned."
"That's it, I think they're so harmonious together."
"I'm so envious of Ernie Kminjin"
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Xu Ning's intuition was so keen, and he soon discovered all kinds of strange eyes from the girls, so he gently "hummed", gathered everyone's attention, and said: "Children, don't think about it, I and KMINJIN's seniors are not what you think." Jessica, Yuna, didn't I explain it to you backstage last time, Xiaoxian, you also know that puppy love is wrong, right, oppa, I look like that kind of puppy love? ”
"Oppa, you've explained, but ......," Jessica didn't finish, with a "you know" expression.
"But judging by your performance today, what you said that day is probably completely deceptive." Yuna said bluntly.
"It's not right to fall in love, but if Xu Ning oppa and Kminjin Oni are together, it shouldn't be early love." Xu Xian said hesitantly.
Kminjin, who was innocently shot, looked at Xu Ning depressedly: "What are you explaining blindly, isn't this a place without three hundred taels of silver?" It was originally fine, but it was explained that something was wrong. ”
Xu Ning didn't dare to respond anymore, if he continued like this, he wouldn't dare to have any contact with kminjin, why are the girls only interested in this now? I think that at this age, I only know how simple and pure it is to go to class, read, do problems, get out of class, go home, do problems, and sleep......
Fortunately, at this time, the food delivered by the waiter relieved Xu Ning and Kminjin, and it was obvious that the meat slices were more attractive to the girls, and they began to grab the meat, looking at the golden pork belly and Korean beef on the baking sheet, their eyes were shining with dazzling light, even the always cold Jessica and the well-behaved Xu Xian were no exception.
Xu Ning sat on the side and watched with interest, lowered his head and took a sip of barley tea, and happily ate the cold noodles in front of him, Xu Ning was not interested in Korean food, he had eaten all kinds of delicacies and delicacies in his previous life, and he was not used to the simple way of eating the ingredients in Korea, and it was salty and spicy, more often than not, he ate cold noodles, fried rice and the like, as for the barbecue, each person has a different physique, Xu Ning is easy to get angry if he eats too much, so he is not very interested, Although it is true that Hanwoo is considered the best meat ingredient.
As he was eating, a barbecue roll wrapped in lettuce appeared in front of him, and when he looked up, it was Xu Xian who was sitting on his left, and the little girl said with a smile: "Xu Ning oppa, give you a barbecue, you haven't eaten much tonight, if you don't eat it, you will be robbed by the Ernies." ”
For Xu Xian, Xu Ning has an indescribable feeling, this lovely girl is always so gentle and polite, every time she hears her voice, it will be like the feeling of the sun in the harsh winter, warm, until the heart.
With a smile on his face, he took the barbecue handed by Xu Xian, and before he could eat it in his mouth, another girl's voice came into his ears: "Eh, Xiaoxian, you're not fair, I haven't eaten much meat tonight." ”
Hehe, Xu Ning smiled in his heart and said secretly: "You eat less than usual tonight, but compared to others, I don't know how many times more." ”
It was Yoona, the team's little food god, who spoke, but it was obvious that this sentence had angered everyone, and all the ladies present, including Kminjin, stopped eating and drinking and focused their eyes on her.
kminjin blinked his eyes and said, "Yun'er, I can't even listen to what you say, you probably ate almost half of the meat slices sent by the waiter, and at that speed, that image, you are the face of girls' generation." ”
Jessica also said: "That's it, if Xu Ning oppa secretly shoots and transmits it outside, your fans are estimated to lose half of them at once." ”
Sunny and Tiffany also nodded together to show their approval, and for a while the firepower in the house was concentrated on Yun'er, who felt very innocent, Yun'er wanted to say something, but considering the anger of the "Fat Party", she was the only one in tonight's "Slimming Party", and the best reinforcement Xiuying was not there, so she had to sit there aggrieved, looking at Xu Ning pitifully, hoping that he could come out to save the scene, and at the same time secretly thought: "Calm down, calm down, this is' The fat party's jealousy, they're jealous of me, a young and invincible beautiful girl who can always maintain a slender figure, well, it must be like this......"
Obviously feeling Yun'er's "call for help" signal, Xu Ning smiled "poof", successfully attracted everyone's attention, and said: "Where is Yun'er's speed of eating meat comparable to me, if her speed is a modern car, then my speed is a Ferrari sports car, come on, come on, I'll give you an insight into the rise, and know what the real 'fast food party' is." ”
Saying that, Xu Ning kneaded the whole meat roll into a ball, and filled it directly into his mouth without dipping it in the sauce, bit it slightly, and swallowed it without swallowing the dates, the whole action was extremely exaggerated, like a demon who hadn't eaten for n days, and the eyes of the girls who watched it widened.
Xu Xian kindly poured him a cup of tea and said, "Xu Ning oppa, eating is still good for your body by chewing slowly, like you, it is not good for food digestion and will die." ”
Sure enough, the classic "people who will die" theory can always cause laughter on many occasions, and several ladies in the room burst into laughter for a while.
Finally succeeded in attracting the firepower to Xu Ning, the atmosphere in the room returned to normal, kminjin secretly glanced at Xu Ning, signaling "good", Xu Ning smiled slightly, how many times did he save the scene on the wine table in his previous life, what is this? Seeing that there was not much meat left, Xu Ning called the waiter to order 2 more servings and sent them to Yun'er, after working together for so long, he still knows the amount of food this child, tonight it is estimated that she can only eat half full, and she will have to get up in the middle of the night to eat when she goes back.
However, the other girls were not happy to see it, and Sunny said, "Xu Ning oppa, why did you ask Yun'er for 2 more portions of meat, so that we can only watch her eat, isn't it stimulating us." ”
Xu Ning smiled and stretched out his right index finger and shook it, and said: "You don't know the amount of food Yun'er, so she will have to cry hungry at night when she goes back, rather than letting her jump up and down in the dormitory at that time, it is better to eat here at night, I also ordered takoyaki for you, eat this one that doesn't grow meat, and I will send it immediately, especially for you." ”
Sure enough, it didn't take long for the waiter to come in with an octopus, and the other 4 women let Xu Ning go for the time being, and they stretched out their "claws" and began to attack the food, while KMINJIN, who was already full, chatted with Xu Ning.
"Where are you going to go when you quit?"
"I'll be doing odd jobs at a bar in Myeongdong for the next few years."
"Bars? You went in and worked as a waiter? ”
"Well, why can't it be a bartender, or a musician or something, it has to be a waiter?
"I don't usually see you drinking, how can you be a bartender, and if you can't even read the simplest sheet music, how can you be a musician?" kminjin struck unceremoniously.
"You're really welcome, senior, why don't you save some face for me, the children are still here." Xu Ning covered his forehead with one hand and was speechless.
"Hehe, I won't hit you, but I can't always do it in a bar, it's not a long-term solution." kminjin asked with a smile as he refilled Xu Ning's cup.
"Yes, I might go to JYP in a while." Xu Ning said casually, while beginning to pay attention to the expressions of several people.
"What?" There was silence in the room for a while, and Kminjin also looked at him with his mouth wide open, not even noticing that the tea was overflowing.
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