Chapter 552: Catching Jiao's Plan
Hearing the sound of the car coming from afar, Yan Xiaoxing was startled, and hurriedly stretched out his hand to push the rain girl away.
The rain girl relaxed slightly, but said without raising her head: "Master, it's okay, I've already seen it just now, and you will never be able to see us from the outside." ”
Although Yan Xiaokai felt a little calmer, he still couldn't help but look nervously on the road, and found that what came on the road was indeed a three-wheeled motorcycle, and it was a tattered three-wheeled motorcycle.
"Collect the rags, collect the raw copper wrought iron, rotten pot lids, collect books, old newspapers, broken boxes, collect goose feathers, duck feathers, chicken feathers, wine bottles, cans, woven bags, collect rotten TVs, rotten refrigerators, rotten air conditioners, rotten washing machines......"
The three-wheeled motorcycle had not yet approached, and a loud shout could already be heard from the loudspeaker at the front of the vehicle.
Yan Xiaokai took the opportunity to look at the man who had collected the tatters, and found that the man was in his early thirties, with a rough and dark face, a yellow broken straw hat on his head, an old style of dirt suit, a pair of gray pants on the bottom, and open leather shoes stained with mud on his feet.
This is undoubtedly a ragtag guy who usually walks around the town and village, and the villages and towns here in Dongyuan can often be seen.
However, it was his appearance that made Yan Xiaokai's head flash with a flash of inspiration, and he quickly had an idea in his heart, so he couldn't care about enjoying the gentle and intimate service of the rain girl, so he quickly pushed her away, quickly sorted out his clothes and ran out of the grass, and stopped in front of the three-wheeled motorcycle.
Suddenly, a man appeared out of the barren mountains and fields, but he was so frightened that he hurriedly put the handbrake on his feet, and the car almost drifted.
After it was easy to stop, dust was billowing up from behind, and Yan Xiaokai stared nervously at Yan Xiaokai in front of him, and stammered a little: "Big brother, you, what do you want to do?" I, I don't have any money! ”
Yan Xiaokai stepped forward and said with a flattering smile: "Big brother, you misunderstood, I didn't rob you!" ”
The man who collected the tatters asked suspiciously, "Then what are you doing?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "I have business for you to do!" ”
The man who collected the rags looked slightly relieved when he heard this, and asked, "Do you have any rags to sell to me?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "I didn't!" ”
The man who collected the tatters was disappointed for a while, and asked without giving up: "Do you have an old mobile phone?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said honestly: "I have an old mobile phone, but I still use it!" ”
The man who collected the rags finally lost his patience, and said angrily: "Then you said that you have business for me to do!" ”
Yan Xiaokai touched his body, took out a pack of soft Chinese that he had prepared on his body in the morning to greet guests, popped out one and handed it to him: "Big brother, don't worry!" ”
When the man who collected the tatters saw that this guy was holding China in his hand, he immediately reached out to take it, but he stretched out halfway and retracted it, and said bluntly: "I don't smoke!" ”
Full of smoky yellow teeth, he even said that he didn't smoke? This lie is too unblinking, but Yan Xiaokai didn't care, stuffed a whole bag into his hand, and then asked with a smile: "Big brother, do you sell this car?" ”
The man who collected the rags asked: "You want to buy my car?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "I want to!" ”
The man who collected the rags said, "Do you really want to buy it?" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded heavily: "Really! ”
The man who collected the rags said, "How much can you pay?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "How much do you want?" ”
The man who collected the tatters hesitated for a moment and said: "When I bought this car, it was seven thousand five, and I drove it for two years, but I usually maintain it like a BMW, I love it more than I love my mother-in-law, you really want it, six thousand yuan, including the car I received today, all the treasures are given to you." ”
The new car will be discounted by 20% when it lands, not to mention that it has been driven for two years!
Yan Xiao was happy to know that this guy was treating himself as a Kaizi, but he still took out his wallet, counted his cash, and said sincerely: "Big brother, I only have 3,000 yuan, if you have sincerity, how about we make a deal for 3,000 yuan?" ”
The man who collected the tatters sneered and said, "Three thousand yuan? Want to buy my car? ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Big brother, this price is very fair!" ”
The man who collected the tatters said angrily: "Six thousand yuan, not a single one is missing!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "But I don't have so much money now!" ”
The man who collected the rags said: "Then where are you going to stay cool, don't get in my way, I have to go into the village to collect the rags." ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Big brother, don't worry, I can't afford this car, so what about renting it?" It's always okay to rent with you, right? ”
The man who collected the tatters said suspiciously: "Rent? ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded again and again, "Yes, big brother, you rent me this car, I'll drive into the village to walk around, and then I'll pay you back!" I'll give you five hundred. ”
Shui Zhai looked at the five big red bills in Yan Xiaokai's hand, his eyes lit up, but after looking Yan Xiaokai up and down for a while, he said: "You, don't come to this set, I've been traveling south and north for so many years, I've seen a lot of liars like you!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, lowered his head to examine himself, and then asked, "Big brother, do you think I look like a liar?" ”
The man who collected the tattered sneered, "It's not like it, but you are!" ”
Yan Xiaokai was embarrassed, thought about it for a while, and finally gritted his teeth, and took out all the banknotes in his wallet, "These three thousand yuan are all for you, and your car will drive me into the village, at most an hour, no, forty minutes, I can pay you back!" ”
The man who collected the tatters finally got out of the car, and then stretched out his hand, but instead of taking Yan Xiaokai's money, he took out a big iron rod from the back of the car, and said with a sneer: "Lao Tzu doesn't need to look at it to know that you are holding a handful of counterfeit banknotes in your hand, and you still want to confuse me?" Looking for death, isn't it? ”
Yan Xiaokai was so aggrieved that he couldn't do it, "Big brother, my money is real, I don't believe you can look at ......"
The man who collected the tatters didn't wait for him to finish, he raised the iron rod in his hand and roared angrily: "Get out, get out of here for me immediately, otherwise I will call you what the chrysanthemum is so red." ”
Yan Xiaokai sighed leisurely, and explained a little weakly: "Big brother, I'm really not a bad person!" ”
The man who collected the rags was a little annoyed, picked up the iron rod and said, "Grass, you don't want to leave yet, do you?" Believe it or not, I really smoke ......"
Before he could finish speaking, he felt a sharp pain in the back of his neck, and then the world swirled in front of him, and then he fell to the ground leisurely.
After he fell, Yan Xiaokai saw the woman who appeared behind him and smiled bitterly: "Rain girl, you ......"
The rain girl glanced at the man who fell to the ground with disdain, "Master, what nonsense are you talking about with this kind of person, people who know the Tao will say that you have a good heart and teach others some principles of life." People who don't know the way of the road still think that you are grinding and sincerely making up the number of words! ”
In this situation, what else can Yan Xiaokai say, he can only chant leisurely: "Amitabha, good, good!" ”
The rain girl finally couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, reached out and dragged the tattered man into the grass, and then picked up the man's clothes.
Seeing this, Yan Xiaokai, who followed up, couldn't help asking, "Rain girl, do you guess what I'm going to do?" ”
The rain girl said expressionlessly: "Master, I just speak a little directly, but my brain is not stupid, okay?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "I thought women with big breasts were usually ......"
Rain Girl: "What?" ”
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's nothing, you help me sneak in again to take a look, how many people are in that small western-style building, and what are they doing in what position!" ”
The rain girl agreed, and her figure flickered, and she disappeared in front of her in an instant.
Yan Xiaokai hurriedly changed his outfit and notified Shangguan Yunchen by phone.
Soon, Shangguan Yunchen, who was parked behind, caught up, and couldn't help but be stunned when he saw Yan Xiaokai dressed like this, and saw the man who was stripped to only a briefs on the side.
Yan Xiaokai pointed to the small western-style building in the village in front of him and explained the situation.
After hearing this, Shangguan Yunchen suddenly understood, and asked suspiciously: "Brother, are you going to pretend to be a rag and sneak into the village, and then do it when they are defenseless?" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Not bad!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen looked at him with his cheeks on his cheeks for a while, shook his head and said, "But you dress up like this, it doesn't look like it!" ”
Yan Xiaokai lowered his eyes and looked at himself, all the tattered equipment was on him, and he even wore a straw hat, how could it not be like it?
Shangguan Yunchen pointed to the man on the ground and said, "Brother, look at him, he has a black face and thick hair, and at first glance he looks like a master who is exposed to the wind and the sun, but what about you?" The thin skin and tender meat are like a girl, although you changed his clothes, but how do you say that sentence, yes, wearing a dragon robe doesn't look like a prince, people will know that you are not a prince when they see your face! ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded and said, "I am indeed not the prince!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen said: "But you don't look like a rag collector!" ”
Yan Xiaokai frowned and said, "Then what should I do?" ”
"Easy!" Shangguan Yunchen said and stretched out his hand, "Give me the car key for Q7!" ”
Yan Xiaokai took out the car key and handed it to him.
Shangguan Yunchen took the key and rushed away, and when he came back, he already had a long, very heavy suitcase in his hand.
After putting it on the ground, as soon as he opened it, Yan Xiaokai found that the top layer was full of dazzling painting and makeup products, cleansing cream, facial cleanser, bath agent, shampoo, cream, lotion, mask, hair lotion, rouge, lipstick, eye shadow, eyebrow pencil, hair dye and perm......
This set of things is much more complete than the one Qin Ying carries in her bag!
Shangguan Yunchen took out some cream, cream or something, and then applied it to Yan Xiaokai's body, and after a while, the original little white face with fine skin and tender flesh and fair skin disappeared, and became a copper-colored man similar to Gu Tianle, but ...... Gu Tianle's face didn't seem to have a birthmark.
After putting on makeup, Yan Xiaokai looked at himself in a small mirror, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, because he was fiddled with by Shangguan Yunchen like this, the image of the wise and powerful, the jade tree in the wind, and the chic and extraordinary pseudo-rich and handsome image was gone, and he became a real poor frustration, and he was also a poor frustration with sweat spots on his face!
Now, let alone his father, he doesn't even recognize himself.
Just as he shook his head and sighed, a figure appeared next to him, and the rain girl returned.
The rain girl looked at Shangguan Yunchen, then at Yan Xiaokai, and asked with a puzzled face: "Shangguan, who is this, my master?" ”
Yan Xiaokai smiled bitterly again, "Aren't I right here?" ”
Rain girl hears a familiar voice from a strange man...... To be exact, it was a strange man who was so ugly that he said it, and he was stunned for a moment, and after looking at it carefully for a while, he couldn't help but widen his eyes and muttered: "Master, is it really you?" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, winked at her and said, "Isn't it me!" ”
"Gross!" The rain girl's stomach churned, and she almost didn't vomit out all the roast goose she had just eaten, so she didn't dare to look at Yan Xiaokai again, turned her head to look at Lu Shangguan Yunchen, and asked gloomily: "You got this?" ”
Shangguan Yunchen didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and said very proudly: "What? Miss Yu, my disguise is clever, isn't it? You don't even recognize you! ”
The rain girl didn't say a word, and slapped Huashan with one move.
"Smack!" With a bang, Shangguan Yunchen was slapped and fell on the spot!
The rain girl gritted her teeth and asked, "Who made you make my master so ugly?" Who made you make my master so ugly? Who made you ......"
"Alright, alright!" Yan Xiaokai hurriedly grabbed the rain girl who was about to fight against Shangguan Yunchen, and said comfortingly: "This is all required by the task, and I think this is very good, at least Zhu Meijiao will never recognize me." Shangguan, you're fine, are you? ”
Shangguan Yunchen got up from the ground, timidly glanced at the tigress-like rain girl, and hurriedly shook his head and said, "It's okay!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, let's get down to business, Rain Girl, what's the situation inside?" ”
The rain girl couldn't look directly at Yan Xiaokai's ugly face now, how did the singer Zhang Heyou sing: Watch it more than once, it hurts more, and tears will flow...... I feel cold once and can't turn back......
So she turned her face, lowered her head, looked at her toes and said: "There are a total of ten people in the house, Zhu Meijiao and that woman are on the top floor, copying those restricted memory cards in the room, I listened to the content of their conversation, obviously to send the memory cards to the hands of each male protagonist in the card, extort a sum from them, and then leave Haiyuan." ”
Shangguan Yunchen couldn't help but snort coldly when he heard this: "This Zhu Meijiao thinks it's quite beautiful, and she doesn't forget to get rich when she falls on this one!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "What about the other eight people? ”
The rain girl still didn't have the courage to look up at Yan Xiaokai, "There are two people sleeping on the second floor, one is watching TV in the living room, the big ghost light is hiding in the room and taking drugs, and there are four people playing mahjong in the hall on the first floor!" ”
Yan Xiaokai groaned and asked, "Rain Girl, are you sure that you can unknowingly put down the four people on the second floor." ”
"Small!"
The rain girl subconsciously raised her head and agreed, but as soon as she looked up and saw Yan Xiaokai's sweaty face, she suddenly felt uncomfortable again, and there was an urge to use force against Shangguan Yunchen to split Huashan!
Yan Xiaokai said: "Okay, the four on the first floor will be handed over to me." When I do it, the woman upstairs should be shocked, and then she will rush down, when the time comes, don't stop her, let her go downstairs, you take the opportunity to go up and hold Zhu Meijiao, if I am not that woman's opponent, you will help me in secret! Anyway, it's about a quick fix! ”
The rain girl nodded and said, "No problem!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen waited for a while, but he didn't see Yan Xiaokai assigning his own tasks, so he couldn't help but hurriedly say, "Brother, what about me?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "You drive the car here, keep an eye on the small western-style building, if we take Zhu Meijiao, I will send a signal, and then you will drive over to answer it as quickly as possible, and then leave quickly!" ”
Shangguan Yunchen immediately said: "Okay, I know the way!" ”
Since the tasks have been assigned, the rain girl said: "Master, then I'll go first!" ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded, and after the most reluctance, he advised: "Remember, that big ghost is just a treasure, and he can't be hung up." But the most important thing is Zhu Meijiao, this woman must not have any mistakes. ”
The rain girl nodded, and then her figure flickered, and disappeared without a trace in an instant......