Chapter Eighty-Five: A Drunken Little Beauty
With Jiang Di joining, Li Xiaoteng feels that he has more and more friends around him. Li Xiaoteng deeply knows that he is a person who can predict the future. Really do something. If no one helps, it's going to be half the effort. After all, as the old saying goes, a good man needs three helpers.
Li Xiaoteng was still thinking as he walked. I really already have three helpers. Immediately laughed. Thinking about Jiang Di's embarrassment when he ran home just now, he was thinking about Jiang Di's performance in smashing the overlord with a fire extinguisher in the evening. I couldn't help but laugh even more.
Fortunately, it was the middle of the night, and there were basically no pedestrians on the road. Otherwise, let the troubled aunts see Li Xiaoteng's current appearance. I really don't know if I dare to call the psychiatric hospital with a phone call. Tomorrow, Li Xiaoteng will make meat skewers in the mental hospital or in Dongxing Restaurant. It's hard to say.
Li Xiaoteng turned his head to look, rows of weeping willows, under the pale yellow light of the street lamp, the tender spring buds had just come out of the weeping willow branches, and it was difficult to drill their heads. The smell of spring is particularly strong. Through the weeping willows, you can clearly see the high-end villas and split-level residential buildings in the Qingcheng community. The high-end cars are parked in the parking spaces coldly, and they are so full that people can't see where there are empty parking spaces! Even some BMWs, Mercedes Benz actually parked outside the community.
Li Xiaoteng suddenly howled loudly: It is the Qingming rain again, and the breeze is tear-jerking; Who is the guest in the dream of red dust, the soul of the emperor under the loess slope; Incense and candles flutter in the white clouds, and spirits pour on the door of life and death; How many heroes and how much hate, the wind and clouds are still the wind and clouds!
Li Xiaoteng sighed softly. That is, just after howling. Suddenly, I heard a muffled sound of bang~~~~. Immediately after that, there were several muffled bangs in a row. The screeching of car alarms, and the clatter of broken glass falling. Instantly mixed together.
Li Xiaoteng was immediately stupid. I saw a girl more than 1.6 meters tall carrying a cylindrical blue object in her hand, smashing the front windshield of a black Audi car with all her might. I look closely. It turned out that this light blue cylindrical object turned out to be the bucket cover of a garbage can on the street.
Li Xiaoteng suddenly felt that the thunder was rolling in the sky and the pressure lasted for a long time. I was watching the girl's waist-length hair draped behind her back. From the side, the small round face of the cobble-egg is glinting. You don't need to look at it to know that you have drunk too much. Long black trench coat and black trousers. It's as impressive as Batman.
Li Xiaoteng shook his head, and he didn't know why he suddenly remembered Batman. Under the bright street lamp, I saw a long figure on the ground illuminated by the light. Still smashing the Audi car like crazy. The front windshield has been smashed beyond recognition. Now the little beauty began to smash the window on the side again.
Li Xiaoteng casually took out the gold leaf in his pocket. Sitting on the side of the road, I leisurely lit a cigarette and quietly watched the excitement.
Li Xiaoteng watched the little beauty's crazy car smashing performance, and suddenly looked left and right to see that there were only occasional taxis passing by at high speed on the road. Suddenly opened his mouth and yawned. But he still blinked his sleepy eyes. Continue to watch the little beauty smash the car!
smoked a small half cigarette, and looked at the little girl as if she had eaten a small blue pill, scolding the street in her mouth, and still smashing the Audi frantically. Suddenly, Li Xiaoteng felt that he really needed to exercise. Recently, no matter how busy I am at night, I will feel that my back hurts and my legs cramp.
Needless to say, it is also known that the Tao is a manifestation of sub-health. I'm looking at other people's little beauties. It's been smashed for three or four minutes, and it's a frequent and rapid smashing of the car. The cans are deformed. But the little beauty still didn't feel tired and was still smashing. really made Li Xiaoteng envious.
Suddenly, Li Xiaoteng found that the side face of the little beauty seemed to be very familiar. Feeling from where have I ever seen. Just got up from the curb of the road. Then he patted the dust on his pants. Hurry up your leg yet. I saw the little beauty fluttering. Lying directly on his back on the ground.
Li Xiaoteng inexplicably hurriedly took two steps, and there were still six or seven steps away. Li Xiaoteng suddenly scolded secretly: Nima. I said how I walked to the little beauty in such a step. patted the little beauty's face and shouted softly: "Dawn!" Miss gao! You're all right! ”
I saw Luo Luochen open his eyes in a daze and look at Li Xiaoteng silently. Confused, he asked, "Who are you?" Li Xiaoteng's face suddenly sank! Smell the smell of wine and sourness in the mouthful of high dust. Qiang said with a strong spirit: "Miss Gao! I'm Li Xiaoteng! Li Xiaoteng! The man who sold you the jade! ”
Lu Luochen suddenly laughed and laughed like a silly girl. From time to time, he gestured with his hand on Li Xiaoteng's face: "Are you Li Xiaoteng?" Sell the jadeite to me? I know you! You are all big liars. Big liar! ”
Li Xiaoteng didn't know what to say inexplicably, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" Why smash the car? Where is your home, I'll send you home!"
When I was watching the morning fall, I suddenly cried sadly. While crying, he choked up and said, "Home? My home! My dad is out of the country! It's all because of He Jinghua, a bastard. He approached me and gave me an Audi! ”
After speaking. I have to grab the trash can cover on the ground again. Li Xiaoteng hurriedly stopped. Strange asked, "This Audi is yours?" Luo Luochen suddenly said angrily: "He Jinghua, this big bastard gave it to me!" Just to take advantage of my dad's connections. Now he's losing money and he's stuck with it. Instead, I went to someone to denounce my dad, saying that my dad had provided him with inside information. Let him make stocks and lose money! Now my dad has flown away and no one wants me! ”
Li Xiaoteng finally figured out a rough idea. Look up at this smashed and devastated Audi. But fortunately, foreign cars are sturdy. What was smashed was just the appearance. The bumper, mechanical cover and other vital parts are just a few more pits.
The alarm of the Audi car is still screaming "drip, drip, drip". Li Xiaoteng looked at Lu Luochen lying on the ground. I always feel that this is not the way to go! casually pulled up Luo Chen, wanting to help her into the car first.
But don't look at Luo Luochen's appearance of only one meter and early sixties, with a petite figure. But Li Xiaoteng pulled two flutes but didn't pull them up. Looking at Luo Chen, he has now gone to Zhou Gong in his dream!
Li Xiaoteng patted Luo Chen's face. Gently called, "Hey! Hi! Beauty, wake up, wake up! Looking at the crystal clear saliva of the falling morning, it flowed down the corners of his mouth, and at the same time there was a faint snoring sound.
Li Xiaoteng shook his head helplessly and looked left and right. I saw a Louis Vuitton classic old flower bag on the ground. This bag is still the bag with high dust at that time. Li Xiaoteng bent down to pick up Luo Luochen's bag, took it out casually, and really found the car keys.
Li Xiaoteng took the electronic lock and pressed it on the Audi car. I only heard a soft sound of "Didi". "Click" The sound of the central lock of the Audi car unlocking came into Li Xiaoteng's ears. But it was the light sound of this life that suddenly scared Li Xiaoteng's cold sweat out.
Li Xiongteng looked at the Audi in front of him, and the alarm was still flashing and chirping. In the back, a dark black Audi car flashed twice with the unlocking light
Suddenly, Li Xiaoteng felt that all the goosebumps in the back of his neck came out! Then the door was locked again with an electronic lock. Hurriedly looked up at the monitoring of the Qingcheng community. It was found that there was not a single surveillance camera nearby. Hurriedly leaned over and competed with each other. grabbed Luo Chen's arms and waist and lifted him up.
Then a Su Qin carried a sword. At once, he carried Luo Chen behind him. Louis Vuit, who had a high morning in his mouth, held Luo Luo Chen with both hands, and ran forward with a soaring step!
That is, two minutes after Li Xiaoteng had just taken Luo Luochen away. I saw a unit in the Qingcheng community. A middle-aged woman in pajamas with a brown mask on her face suddenly opened her eyes. Pushed casually, the man sleeping next to him. muttered in a low voice: "Old Song! Old Song! How do I hear the car keys ringing in our living room! Get up and see! ”
The man closed his eyes tightly, rolled over, and muttered uninvitedly, "How could it be!" You heard it wrong! Sleep" The middle-aged woman was just about to close her eyes, suddenly sat up, and then opened the door and walked out! Watch the car key's alarm light blink all the time! Dare hurriedly ran back and shouted at his man: "Old Song! What a problem! Look at the car keys! Let's take a look."
Looking at Li Xiaoteng, at this time, he had already run out of the city with his head in the morning to go one kilometer younger. Continuously through the streets and alleys. Li Xiaoteng felt as if his lungs were bleeding, burning his chest, and he couldn't speak, he really couldn't bear it. Only then did he put Lu Luochen on the ground, who knew that Lu Luochen didn't speak, closed his eyes, hugged Li Xiaoteng's waist with both hands, and spit out dinner directly into Li Xiaoteng's arms with a few mouthfuls in a row.
Li Xiaoteng looked at it and after vomiting, he slipped directly out of the middle of the wall and slipped into the root of the wall. Looking at his chest being spit on. Immediately extremely depressed. said to himself: "Gao Luochen actually ate the tomato and egg rice bowl, which is not scientific!" Can you drink too much after eating this? ”
Then he rummaged through Luo Luochen's bag and found a pack of tissues. I endured the churning sensation in my chest. I finally got the dirt off my chest in general.
Li Xiaoteng looked at Luo Luochen who was nesting in the corner of the wall, a very high-end looking black windbreaker, dyed with wall ash. It feels like it's a bad thing to wear this good outfit.
Li Xiaoteng looked at the appearance of Luo Luochen's cloak, and really wanted to leave. It's like making excuses for yourself. also said to himself at Luo Luochen: "I'll rub!" I don't believe it! A hooligan would be so tasteless that he could take a fancy to you! ”
Just about to turn around, he sighed when he looked back at Luo Chen. Leaned over again and picked up Luo Luochen's depressed muttering: "Hey! Count me in for what I owe you! Who made you spend five million to buy jadeite from me at that time! I'm here to help you for the sake of money! ”
Then, according to his memory, he walked towards the nearest quick pickpocket hotel.