Chapter 242: You who came to cure the orangutan
Boss Xing is now protecting the adult on the Xingteng cruise ship, and he can't be separated; So he handed over the task to Jia San, and Boss Xing believed that Jia San's hatred for Jiang Younan would make him go all out.
Because Jia San's own baby son was planted in Jiang Younan's hands and turned into a vegetative person lying in the hospital, he already wanted to cut Jiang Younan with a thousand knives; As for his son who took the initiative to kill Jiang Younan first, he naturally ignored it.
So after Jia San saw Tu Feiyuan, he immediately waved his hand and shouted "chase", and then led people to rush towards Tu Feiyuan; As a result, before he could take a few steps, he stepped on the trap set by Jiang Younan and Li Li, first stepped into the pit and stepped on the shit with a blade, and some of the shoes were stabbed in an instant, and then suddenly hit a lot of bamboos that were forcibly completely beaten in all directions.
These bamboos are actually not hidden, if it weren't for Jia San's eyes staring at Tu Feiyuan, he wouldn't have been hit at all.
These bamboos hit at once, although they are not as powerful as the guns in their hands, but if they hit the head, they may also kill people, and no one will stand and be beaten in vain! Naturally, they can dodge, jump and dodge, and the eight immortals cross the sea to show their magical powers.
As a result, someone accidentally tripped over the vines tied to the two small trees in a panicked dodge, and the transplanted trees that had been hollowed out and had unstable roots fell down immediately after Jiang Younan dug up the surrounding soil.
"Bang Bang!"
The sound of bamboos falling, trees falling, falling pits and screams constantly resounded in the forest; And this chaos is easy to make people nervous, and when you are nervous, it is easy to create more chaos and step on more traps, and Li Li's trap is not limited to this......
If you want to know the forest or something, the easiest thing is to start a fire......
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Looking at the fire coming out of the bamboo forest, Li Li knew that Jiang Younan's plan had succeeded.
Set fire to the mountain, sit in the bottom of the prison!
This slogan has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people since childhood, even a thief like Li Li would not dare to offend, but Jiang Younan just thought of it, Li Li didn't know how Jiang Younan had the courage to attack with fire by himself, and added special ingredients to the fire......
But now that I've finally succeeded, I'm able to take a breath and take a break.
Along the coast here, water resources are not a problem, and the fire set by Jiang Younan is not large, Li Li believes that the fire will be extinguished soon; But it was enough for them to breathe, first of all that the traces of the past would become more unrecognizable under the fire.
"Wang! Woof! Woof! Tu Feiyuan also ran back at this time, and from its excited shouts, even Li Li, who couldn't speak beast language, could hear that this guy was in trouble.
"Why is this fat dog the same as this dead fat man, which makes people feel the urge to beat him again!" Li Li thought that she was not an impulsive person, but when she saw Jiang Younan's gaze staring straight at her chest, she couldn't hold back anymore.
"Don't fight! Don't fight! Jiang Younan saw that Li Li was angry, and quickly withdrew his gaze, and then said embarrassedly: "We are doing sports in the wild, and we will leave a smell; According to the information given by the orangutan boss to Tu Feiyuan, Jia San and the others have now found a few dogs from the hotel, and they are going to rely on the smell to find us. ”
"Hmph." When Li Li heard Jiang Younan's words, she suddenly became even more unhappy, what is it called doing sports in the wild, according to this, should you add the beast of soil and fat yuan? But Li Li also understood the current situation, and asked, "Then what should we do now?" ”
"We can only undress now!" After Jiang Younan finished speaking, he quickly removed all the clothes on his body in Li Li's stunned.
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Jia San did borrow a few search and rescue dogs from the owner of the resort hotel as Jiang Younan had obtained; These search and rescue dogs are used to maintain the operation of the hotel.
It is said that some tourists did not wait for the arrangement, and went to other parts of the island for sightseeing and playing, and finally got lost and disappeared; And this is a small island, and the police can't rush to rescue, so the boss is ruthless and spends a lot of money to buy these professionally trained search and rescue dogs for rescue work.
"Dead fatty, when I catch you, I'm going to make you look good!" Jia San said viciously, half of Jia San's hair had been burned off at this time, and he looked very hideous; If it weren't for the hotel staff, maybe all of them would have turned into roast suckling pigs.
But even so, Jia San and the others were still very embarrassed, they were choked by the fire, and the most important thing was that the dead fat man didn't know where to find the animal feces, and it was mixed in the fire and burned together, and the smell Jia San still wanted to vomit when he recalled it now.
"Wang!" At this time, the search and rescue dog shouted and rushed to the east; Jia Sanyi immediately followed.
Jia San has already decided that after he catches Jiang Younan, he will torture Jiang Younan fiercely; turned his woman in front of Jiang Younan, and then let him die in despair!!
It's just that Jia San's imagination is beautiful, but the reality is not so beautiful, when Jia San ran with a group of people to follow the search and rescue dog for most of the circle, he found that the search and rescue dog stopped in front of a gorilla, and this gorilla was wearing a woman's corset at this time, and then was dancing samba!
"What's going on?" Jia San asked the hotel staff.
"Maybe this corset belongs to Jiang Younan and his gang, so there is their smell on it?" The hotel staff said uncertainly.
"Have they been eaten by wild beasts?" After Jia San heard this, he couldn't help but say evilly: "There are lions, tigers, grizzly bears and other wild beasts in this forest, and it is not impossible for them to be eaten. ”
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"How did you get that gorilla and lion tiger to help us?" Li Li asked Jiang Younan, at this time she was only walking under the night with a thin coat.
"Am I going to tell me that I'm 'you who came to cure the orangutans'? No! I'm not going to say it. Jiang Younan said proudly, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he gushed endlessly: "Now they will follow our smell and run around, there is truth in the truth, and the truth in the fake is the most difficult to find, do you think I want to pick up your clothes?" Brother is a pure man. ”
Jiang Younan said righteous words, but his eyes kept staring at Li Li's neckline, but he knew that Li Li was not wearing anything inside, and the clothes and accessories inside were given to the gorilla boss.
"Humph!" Li Li was angry, turned her head and left; It's just that when she turned around, she accidentally used too much force, and her lower body accidentally walked away, which made her so ashamed that she could only nervously pull her blouse, but this made the smooth skin on her upper shoulders exposed.
At this time, Jiang Younan suddenly pounced on her, and then rolled towards the grass on the right with Li Li in his arms.
"What does this fat man want?" Before Li Li could react, she was pressed to the ground by Jiang Younan, and grabbed the pair of little white rabbits on her chest impartially.
"Ahh Before Li Li could shout, Jiang Younan's mouth suddenly kissed her lips; Li Li is completely messy!
"Does he want to give himself to that here?" When Li Li thought of this, anger, worry, and fear welled up in her heart; Just when she was thinking nonsense, Jiang Younan's big mouth left her lips, and then said, "Don't shout, Jia San's people are here." ”
After Li Li heard Jiang Younan's words, she also understood; Jiang Younan pounced on her just to let her lie flat so that she wouldn't be discovered, and kissed her because she shouted, but it was just ...... What are you rubbing your hands on?
Li Li felt that she was about to be angry with Jiang Younan, a dead fat man, but she didn't dare to resist indiscriminately, so as not to be discovered by Jia San; But Li Li's forbearance was exchanged for Jiang Younan's more presumptuous attitude towards her.
As the saying goes, you have to see people in life, and you have to see corpses in death; Although Jia San felt that Jiang Younan might have been eaten by the beast, he also had to summon the corpse, and more importantly, the disk was the focus of the task that Boss Xing gave him!
In this way, Jia San and his men began to walk around the island, and after turning for most of the day, a layer of skin was sunburned, and all he found was some clothes and pants; This not only did not find where Jiang Younan was, but even lost a search and rescue dog, because the unlucky search and rescue dog found Jiang Younan's socks according to the smell, and as a result, he was poisoned and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth during the process.
Jia San may never have imagined that because of the poisoning of this unlucky dog, he also completely frightened the other companion dogs, and since then the search of this group of dogs has no longer contributed, and even a substitute search and rescue dog who joined in smelled the smell of the fat man in the grass, and was immediately scolded by his companion: "Don't harm us if you want to die yourself!" ”
In this way, the search and rescue dogs took Jia San and others to run in the opposite direction of the grass.
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After Jia San's people left, Li Li completely broke out, and directly hit Jiang Younan's crotch with a knee; If Jiang Younan's legs weren't clamped quickly, maybe the little friend would have been injured.
"Hehe, doesn't it feel too good." Jiang Younan stupidly took his hands from the little white rabbit on Li Li's chest, and put it in front of his nose to smell it and praised: "It's so fragrant." ”
"Humph!" Li Li snorted coldly, and then changed the topic and said, "Why are they still searching?" ”
"That's for sure." Jiang Younan shrugged: "We left our clothes just to confuse their pursuit, but it doesn't mean that they will stop pursuing." ”
"So what do we do now?" Li Li slowly got up from the ground, but before she could take two steps, suddenly the ground sank, and Li Li fell into a hole with an "ah".
(To be continued)