Chapter 901: Why bear it if you can't bear it
Yan Xiaokai's gift conquered Lu Yan and almost everyone present.
Yes, just almost, not all.
failed to make Yan Xiaokai embarrassed at the party, but made him even more sharp, Cui Changping and He Yun were unwilling.
At the beginning of the dancing session, looking at Yan Xiaokai and Lu Yan who were dancing in the audience, like a pair of golden boys and girls who envied others, He Yun's already uncomfortable heart became even more depressed, and in the face of Cui Changping's hand that came over to invite her to dance, she really wanted to slap him away.
She didn't like Cui Changping, and she hated him for pestering herself endlessly like a fly that couldn't get rid of her. Just thinking about it again, she couldn't help it, although this guy was ruined on the outside, he was his own supporter, standing in the same camp as herself, and at this time, he still had some use value, so she finally pretended to be happy, happily handed him her hand, and walked on the dance floor with him.
It's just that when she dances, she never has a good face, and she sighs from time to time.
Seeing this, Cui Changping couldn't help but ask, "Yun, what's wrong with you?" ”
He Yun didn't answer, but just set his eyes on Yan Xiaokai and Lu Yan, who were dancing slowly not far away and were envied and blessed by others.
Seeing these two people, Cui Changping immediately understood, and the excitement and joy of dancing with He Yun was discounted.
Seeing that he didn't squeak, He Yun couldn't help but say, "Why can't you fight for me?" ”
Cui Changping opened his mouth, but in the end he was silent. Although the goods are mainland boys from the mainland, in terms of appearance, they are more handsome than themselves; When it comes to drinking, he is better than himself; In terms of shooting, he is also more generous than himself. Everything is better than himself, what can he do to fight for He Yun?
Seeing that he was still silent, He Yun couldn't help but be a little angry and said, "You just watched a countryman make a fortune on your territory and make you disgraced?" ”
Cui Changping was a little annoyed, and said sullenly: "Then what do you think I should do?" ”
He Yun thought for a while and said, "If you are a man, you will go up and beat him up for me!" ”
Cui Changping was stunned and said, "Huh? ”
He Yundao: "Didn't you practice taekwondo and say that you are very powerful and can fight?" ”
Cui Changping said: "I ......"
He Yun even stimulated him: "Are you afraid of this little white face and don't dare to challenge him?" ”
"I'm afraid of him?" Cui Changping sneered and said: "As long as I am willing, I can beat him all over the ground to find his teeth at any time!" ”
He Yundao: "Then you should go?" ”
Cui Changping said: "But now Lu Yan's birthday party is not over yet, she will be unhappy if she goes up at such a time and messes up her banquet!" ”
When He Yun heard this, he pushed him away, "Are you afraid that she will be unhappy?" Aren't you afraid that I'm not happy? ”
Cui Changping said: "I ......"
He Yun asked, "The surname is Cui, do you like Lu Yan or me?" ”
Cui Changping said aggrievedly: "Yun, over the years, what have I done to you, don't you know?" How could I possibly like Lu Yan! I've always loved you so much! ”
He Yundao: "Do you really love me?" ”
Cui Changping nodded vigorously, and raised his hand and said, "If you don't believe it, I can swear." ”
He Yun, like all TV heroines, reached out and lightly covered his mouth, "You don't have to swear, you just need to tell me if you are willing to do anything for me!" ”
Cui Changping said without thinking: "Of course! ”
He Yun nodded, stretched out his hand and pointed at Yan Xiaokai over there, "Then you go, beat him so much that he doesn't even recognize him, and I'll give you the opportunity to pursue me." ”
Cui Changping's expression brightened, "Really? ”
He Yun nodded vigorously, and said in his heart: I just gave you the opportunity to pursue me, not to promise your pursuit!
Cui Changping hesitated slightly, then picked up a bottle of wine on the table, poured himself a few sips, and then said to He Yun: "Yun, for you, don't say that you beat a little white face, you just go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot, and I will not hesitate to kill people and set fire!" ”
He Yun was so excited in his heart: "Okay, you beat him up for me, it doesn't matter if you mess up the banquet, if Lu Yan asks you to settle accounts, I will take care of it, and after it's over, I'll accompany you to supper!" ”
Cui Changping was also excited, because this was the first time He Yun officially wanted to date him, and after nodding vigorously at her, he walked towards Yan Xiaokai and He Yun.
When he got closer, he deliberately made a drunken state, his body was a little swaying, and his steps were a little staggering, and then his elbow was outward, and he hit Yan Xiaokai's back fiercely.
Yan Xiaokai was still dancing lightly with Lu Yan, as if he couldn't see or hear anything, but at the moment when Cui Changping was about to bump into him, he followed the music and took Lu Yan to turn around gently, and just avoided Cui Changping's collision impartially, and then Yan Xiaokai seemed to be still unconscious, and took Lu Yan to dance into the distance.
As soon as Cui Changping fell into the air, he was unwilling, so he gritted his teeth, repeated the old trick again, and staggered into Yan Xiaokai again.
Yes, he just wanted to use this deliberate way to provoke Yan Xiaokai's anger, and then beat him up in a straightforward manner.
It's just that this time when he bumped into Yan Xiaokai again, he suddenly didn't know what was hit by something under his feet, and the whole person lost his balance, and when Yan Xiaokai approached, his knees fell down as soon as he was weak.
It was only at this time that Yan Xiaokai pulled Lu Yan to stop, looked at Cui Changping who was kneeling in front of him with a surprised face, and said, "Mr. Cui, why did you make this big gift?" ”
Cui Changping: "......"
Seeing this, the other dancers also stopped one after another, and came up to watch in confusion.
This time, Cui Changping was embarrassed, he wanted to stand up immediately, but a pair of legs didn't listen to the call, and he couldn't do anything about his blushing neck, so he could only grit his teeth and say to Yan Xiaokai: "I want to challenge you!" ”
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Do you want to fight again?" ”
Cui Changping said: "No, I want to fight with you!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said funny: "Mr. Cui, I'm not a stingy person, if you really want to challenge me, I will promise you, don't kneel like this and beg me!" ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh.
Cui Changping was angry for a while, but he just couldn't stand up, and he was so anxious that he wanted to beat his chest.
Yan Xiaokai stepped forward, stretched out his hand very gracefully, helped him up, and even patted the dust on his body considerately, "Mr. Cui, I think you may have drunk too much, go take a break, sober up, and cut the cake in a while!" ”
Cui Changping hated this cat's crying rat's pretentious style, and reached out and pushed him away, "You don't come, I want to fight with you!" ”
His pushing action was not small, but in fact he didn't use any force, and this kind of pushing was simply not enough for Yan Xiaokai, and it was impossible to push him, but at this moment, Yan Xiaokai looked weak, and he was pushed so hard that he staggered back a few steps, and almost fell to the ground at the very least.
Such a plot ushered in the audience's sympathy for Yan Xiaokai, and at the same time made them full of contempt for Cui Changping, this guy is so tasteless and so ungraceful, he simply lost the face of the local tyrant of Aomen.
Seeing everyone's expressions like this, Cui Changping complained of suffering, and looked back at He Yun, but saw her standing there with a green face, looking at herself with a disappointed look.
Kneel down to mainland boys, embarrass in front of everyone, and disappoint your sweetheart...... All this made Cui Changping completely annoyed and angry, and finally blamed all his anger on Yan Xiaokai, so he pointed at him and shouted: "The surname Yan, I want to fight with you, if you are a gentleman, come and fight with me." ”
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "Although I have never liked to do anything with others, but you are kneeling and begging me to fight with you, if I want to fight, I'm afraid it really can't be said." Just ......"
Cui Changping shouted angrily: "Just what? ”
Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed at his body, "Mr. Cui, are you going to change your clothes first and then come to fight me?" ”
At first, everyone thought that Yan Xiaokai was referring to Cui Changping's suit, and it was inconvenient to tie his hands and feet when he fought, but when they looked at him, they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and some women even covered their mouths and exclaimed: "Oh, the melon seller!" ”
Cui Changping's lower body, at the crotch of his pants, there was a wet shadow, which was slowly and silently getting bigger, and it turned into a large cloud of shadows in just a moment.
Cui Dashao: This is ...... Pee?
Yes, according to this situation, he really urinated, although I don't know if it was because he couldn't control it because he drank too much, or because he lost his face and lost his hair, anyway, he was urinating, urinating in his crotch!
However, this is obviously not the most terrifying.
What's even more terrifying is that everyone soon smelled a peculiar smell in the air, to be exact, a foul smell, and this stench did not come from others, but emanated from Cui Changping.
Everyone covered their noses, took several steps back, and looked at him with disgust, and even his group of pig friends and dogs stood far away from him, as if they were afraid that people would think they knew him.
At this time, Cui Changping was really embarrassed, and he was thrown back to the guy's house all the way.
With a colorful face, where can he care about finding Yan Xiaokai's ballast, and what kind of scene to say, he hurriedly covered his crotch, and really went away in embarrassment!
Looking at his back, everyone was speechless, and the shame was so embarrassing that it seemed that he would really draw a line between this and the fight in the future, so as not to be embarrassed together!
was disturbed by Cui Changping, and the dance naturally couldn't go on, but the time to cut the cake was not yet, and the party was not over, so Lu Yan had to let the host continue to play other shows.
When the traditional Northeast duo was staged on stage, and the emotions of the guests were barely calmed down, Lu Yan asked Yan Xiaokai: "What happened just now, is it your ghost?" ”
Yan Xiaokai looked confused and dazed, "Why did I do it, it's obvious that someone else came to find me, didn't you watch it?" ”
Lu Yan glanced at him, "Don't hold on to me and pretend to be confused, I mean that the surnamed Cui suddenly knelt down for you, and then urinated again...... Isn't it all your doing? ”
Yan Xiaokai looked a little innocent, "Do you think I have such a great ability?" ”
Lu Yan said: "You can even open my mouth, what else can't you do?" ”
Yan Xiao laughed, "Okay, I admit it, I secretly did something to him." ”
Lu Yan didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, "How can you be like this?" It's made such a mess! ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "But if I accept his challenge and really fight him, he will become even more miserable." ”
Lu Yan was a little speechless, and said for a while before she said: "Forget it, anyway, that Cui Dashao deserves it, who is not good to mess with you." Hey, grandpa is back, I'm going to talk to him for a while! ”
Yan Xiaokai nodded: "Go ahead, I'll also lose half a catty!" ”
Lu Yan: "Huh? ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "Pee!" ”
Lu Yan: "......"
When Lu Yan walked towards the mansion, Yan Xiaokai also walked to the bathroom of another one, and He Yun, who was standing silently in a corner, didn't know what Lu Dao thought, his eyebrows suddenly lit up, and he actually followed......
(Thanks: simple cute, thanks: laughing at V Fengyun, the generous reward of the two local tyrants!) )