Sui Ge went to the car market.

Bicycle City.

Yes, Sui Ge does plan to buy a car.

But not a car, it's a bicycle.

Of course, it is not that Sui Ge advocates "green travel", nor that he has no money to buy a car, but that he feels that it is too time-consuming to take the driver's license test now, and he does not have so much time to squander. Besides, Sui Ge felt that he was not comfortable driving a sports car, and since he took Tang Yuxi and Lan Lan's incense car, he understood a simple truth:

Men driving sports cars and luxury cars are actually not popular; Being able to rub a beautiful woman's sports car and luxury car is the real enjoyment!

Therefore, in Sui Ge's opinion, a high-performance bicycle is enough.

After all, with his skills and foot strength, when driving in the city, the speed of a bicycle is definitely not inferior to that of any car.

"Classmate, buy a bike?" A female clerk walked over, looked Sui Ge up and down, and said, "If you ride, I recommend the middle and low-end brands such as Permanent and Phoenix, and if you are a little more upscale, I recommend you to use Giant." You see, these are still good. ”

Sui Ge didn't have time to spend here, and asked, "I want the best performance quality." ”

"This ...... Heh~" The female clerk smiled and said, "Classmate, you may not know much about it." Even though they are all bicycles, the price difference is huge. For example, this one only costs a few hundred yuan, but this one costs more than 8,000 yuan-"

"I said, I want the best performance and quality." Sui Ge interrupted the female clerk.

The female clerk fluttered slightly, obviously she didn't expect this "country student" to speak so fast, the best performance and quality, that is almost the most expensive. It's just, this kid, can you afford it?

"If you don't know, I'll go somewhere else." Sui Ge was a little impatient.

"Clear, clear." The female clerk hurriedly said, "The best sports bike we have here, priced at 18,000 yuan, is this one." You see, whether it is design, workmanship or materials, they are all first-class ......"

"I think that's a good one." Sui Ge pointed to a sports bicycle in the window, with black tires and a white body, simple and atmospheric, and felt that the material and performance were extremely good.

A strange expression appeared on the female clerk's face, and then said: "Sir, you are really knowledgeable, this is the Stoke sports bicycle imported by our boss from abroad, produced in Germany, the body is made of titanium alloy, because the price is too high, so it has always been displayed here as an exhibit......"

"How much does it cost?" Sui Ge got straight to the point.

"This ...... I'll have to ask my boss before I can make a decision. The female clerk hurriedly said, secretly thinking that she was really clumsy and almost missed a big buyer. If the car can be sold, her commission is quite optimistic.

After a while, the female clerk finished asking for instructions, and said to Sui Ge with anxiety: "The boss said that the price of this car is 68,000 yuan. ”

68,000 yuan, in the eyes of the female clerk, this is enough to buy an ordinary car.

Who knows, Sui Ge didn't hesitate at all, and directly swiped the card to pay the money.

It wasn't until Sui Ge pushed the bicycle out of the store and looked at the empty window that the female clerk came back to her senses.

Sixty-eight thousand, there is such a fool - to buy a bicycle for the price of a car!

Who knows, after a while, Sui Ge actually pushed the cart back to the store.

The female clerk hurriedly said, "Sir, the car has been sold, and it will not be returned!" ”

"Who said it was going to be returned?" Sui Ge said, "I think this car doesn't have a back seat, so I want to find a master in the store to install one." ”

"This ...... It's a sports bike, and it doesn't have a back seat in the first place. The female clerk said, thinking that this guy is really a nouveau riche.

"Originally, there wasn't, so I had to add one." Sui Ge said, "Hurry up and call the master over to add one, and I'll give you the money." ”

The female clerk had no choice but to call a master who assembled bicycles in the store.

When the young master saw that Sui Ge wanted to install a back seat on such a car, he was a little speechless, and sighed: "Brother, such a high-end sports car, you install a back seat, this is simply a tyrannical thing." It's a pity, it's like a BMW car hanging a trailer, and a luxury cruise ship hanging a fishing net......"

"Master, you can't say that." Sui Ge said, "You say this car is okay?" ”

"It's so expensive, of course it's good!" The master said.

"Can you attract beautiful women?" Sui Ge said again.

"Yes. Absolutely! The young master said affirmatively.

"That's right. If you attract beautiful women, but you can't let them ride, isn't that a big bad scenery? Sui Ge said.

"Oh, I see! Tall! The young master suddenly realized, and then said, "However, it always feels unsightly to be in such a back seat." ”

"Looks like you still don't get it." Sui Ge smiled, "A back seat is indeed not beautiful enough." But if there is another beautiful woman sitting on this back seat, do you think anyone will care if the back seat is beautiful or not? ”

The young master finally came to his senses, and said with sincerity: "Brother, it seems that you are really a master of picking up girls!" ”

"Where! Where. Sui Ge was a little proud, and then said, "By the way, raise the faucet a little higher...... That's right, after the beautiful woman sits down, she can put her arms around my waist......"

After about half an hour, the "modification" was finally completed.

Sui Ge looked at the sturdy and comfortable back seat, was very satisfied, and after paying the money, he immediately pushed the cart out of the store and rode up. He planned to go back to the crazy campus immediately, and then take Tang Yuxi for a good walk. After all, Sui Ge has rubbed Tang Yuxi's car several times, and this time he has to repay the favor and let Tang Yuxi be a passenger too.

Because he was in a hurry to go back, after riding on the car, Sui Ge moved forward quickly.

Because of the body, reaction and bicycle performance are very good, Sui Ge's speed is quite amazing, and he soon drove a few blocks, and saw many cars left behind by himself, Sui Ge still felt a little proud in his heart.

Soon, it's already time to get out of the city.

At this time, a traffic light appeared in front of him, and Sui Ge stopped and waited for the red light to turn green.

A black Toyota SUV stopped on Sui Ge's left.

The window of the black Toyota car slowly opened, and a twenty-four-five-year-old boy poked his head out of the car, and then raised his middle finger at Sui Ge, glanced at Sui Ge's "four dislikes" bicycle, and showed a look of disdain and ridicule on his face.

Sui Ge couldn't help but be a little surprised, thinking to himself that this guy is not a psychopath, and Lao Tzu didn't provoke you.

When he was surprised, he saw that the boy retracted his head turtle and was laughing and chatting with a woman next to him.

Sui Ge glanced at it, and the woman was Su Yirou.

The last time she was in the mall, Su Yirou slandered Tang Yuxi but was teased by Sui Ge, which made Su Yirou lose face and break up with Chen Shijun. It's just that I didn't expect this woman to be so powerful, and she caught another boy so quickly.

At this point, the red light turns into a yellow light.

Burst! Burst!

The roar of a car engine sounded.

Bursts of stinky car exhaust drifted towards Sui Ge.

Obviously, this was done deliberately by Su Yirou and that son, obviously to embarrass Sui Ge.

And, looking at the posture of this boy, it is clear that he wants to run ahead of Sui Ge first, and then smoke Sui Ge with the exhaust of the car.

It seems that Su Yirou is a woman who holds a grudge.

The yellow light turns green.

Brother Childe showed his superb driving skills, and as soon as he stepped on the accelerator, the car quickly flew out.

It stands to reason that with the speed of this car, as well as Brother Gongzi's driving skills, it is enough to run in front of Sui Ge lightly, and then he can spray Sui Ge with the exhaust of the car unscrupulously.

Who knows, at this moment, the bicycle under Sui Ge's crotch was like eating a box of viagra, and it went crazy, like a white light, soaring forward at a very high speed, and it actually happened to be stuck in front of the Toyota off-road vehicle.

Seventy yards! Paralyzing Japanese car!

Brother Childe scolded in his heart, and at the same time was extremely shocked, he never thought that his Toyota off-road vehicle could not outrun this kid's bike, and thought that this damn Japanese car was not powerful.

However, it didn't take long for the boy to realize that something was wrong, because he found that he was indeed much faster than the other cars next to him.

The only possibility is that this stinky boy's "speed" has exceeded seventy yards!

Could it be that this bike is a motorcycle modification?

Brother Gongzi guessed in his heart, and then slammed on the accelerator, thinking that even if your kid is riding a motorcycle, Lao Tzu will let your kid eat exhaust behind my ass.

Who knows, Brother Childe's off-road vehicle is speeding up, and Sui Ge's bicycle can still speed up, so he just left Brother Childe's Toyota two or three meters behind.

Eighty yards!

One hundred yards!

Brother Childe is going crazy, he can't even surpass this stinky boy at a speed of a hundred yards, this is crazy!

"Hurry up!"

Inside the Toyota, Su Yirou let out a scream, a bed-like scream.

When Brother Gongzi heard this, he was greatly stimulated and was about to speed up again, but he saw Sui Ge turn a corner and ride on the mountain road leading to Huafeng Town.

Paralyzing!

Brother Gongzi scolded again and spat out the window. Thinking about running mountain roads, it is the strength of Lao Tzu's off-road vehicle, this time I don't tease your kid, Lao Tzu will have your surname.

Who knows, things are often unexpected.

After hitting the mountain road, Sui Ge's bicycle agility and performance were fully revealed.

The off-road vehicle was left behind by the bicycle.

"Gan Ping! How the hell do you drive this car, why can't you even run a bicycle! Su Yirou screamed again, and seeing Sui Ge swaying leisurely in front of her, pointing his ass towards her, Su Yirou was angry in her heart.

"Shut up!" Brother Gongzi scolded angrily, his face was pale, and he used all his strength, hoping to surpass Sui Ge and let out a bad breath.

Sui Ge originally didn't plan to race with this boy, but the other party was so provocative, if he still swallowed his anger, it would not be his character. Besides, for a woman like Su Yirou, Sui Ge didn't have a good impression of it.

Who knows, Su Yirou and this boy brother are still fighting with him unrelentingly.

The situation has evolved like this, Sui Ge and this guy also have the intention of spoofing, Su Yirou and this boy, don't you want him to smell the exhaust fumes of the car, then, he simply comes to the other way to repay the other.

Burst! Burst!

Brother Gongzi and Su Yirou were chasing Sui Ge with all their strength, when they suddenly heard a strange sound in front of them.

Along with this sound, the slightest stench could be faintly smelled in the air.

Su Yirou looked forward and saw that Sui Ge was pouting his ass high - farting at them!

Su Yirou suddenly remembered her troubles in the mall, but Sui Ge, this kid, once again humiliated her in this way!

Of course, for a cultivator in the Qi cultivation period like Sui Ge, it was easy to make a few loud farts out.

Moreover, the fart that came out of the car could be as loud as thunder, so that Brother Gongzi and Su Yirou in the car could hear it clearly.

The boy in the car is also going crazy. As an urban amateur drag racer, he knows many ways to humiliate his opponents, such as giving his middle finger, such as directly letting the chick in the car scold and spit on his opponent, but he has never heard of it when he directly pouts his ass and farts at his opponent, and today is really the first time.

Originally, Sui Ge's fart with internal force was only very loud, but it didn't stink, but driven by the psychological effect, Su Yirou and Brother Gongzi felt that it was extremely smelly, and even after they closed the car window and turned on the air conditioner, they still felt stinky, and it seemed that the stinky fart spewed by Sui Ge in front of him could directly penetrate the window glass.

Lose your marbles!

Brother Childe gritted his teeth in anger and increased the speed of the car to one hundred and twenty yards like crazy.

For an amateur drag racer like him, racing at such a speed on a mountain road is already the limit of his reaction.

However, what comforted Brother Gongzi a little was that he seemed to be getting closer and closer to Sui Ge.

Brother Gongzi and Su Yirou looked hideous, and Brother Gongzi even scolded in his mouth: "Paralysis boy, you dare to fart at the young master, look at the young master, I won't kill you!" Kill you - haha! ”

Dirt bikes and bikes are getting closer and closer.

Getting closer......

Seeing that the off-road vehicle was about to crash into Sui Ge's bicycle butt.

Who knows, Sui Ge's bicycle suddenly made a difficult tail swing, and then quickly made a sharp turn to the right.

Before turning, Sui Ge didn't forget to yeak at Su Yirou and the two again.

Faco Oil!

Brother Gongzi scolded angrily, and it was still too late to swing his tail and turn, so he could only watch the off-road vehicle soar out of the mountain road, and then take off into the air and leap towards the bottom of the hillside.

Rumble!

The off-road vehicle crashed wildly, and finally plunged into a winter paddy field at the bottom of the mountain, and the entire front of the car was almost completely sunk into the mud.

Sensing that the off-road vehicle was sinking wildly, Su Yirou and Brother Gongzi hurriedly opened the window, and the wolf bèi got out of the car in a bad way. Because they didn't want to fall into the muddy field, they both lay on the roof of the car.

At this time, Sui Ge, a classmate on the mountain road, had already stopped the car and was watching the jokes of the two.

"Sui Ge, you little bastard! You don't have to die well—"

Su Yirou yelled at Sui Ge angrily.

"Teacher Su, you should still worry about your situation! Beware of turning into loaches right away! ”

Sui Ge smiled gloatingly, and then pointed to the Toyota SUV that was still sinking.

"Gan Ping, what should I do?" Su Yirou really started to worry.

You know, the clothes she wore today, but she bought them newly, and the Hermes bag in her hand is one of her most precious things. It doesn't matter if she falls into these stinky muds, but as soon as these treasures enter the winter paddy fields, they will definitely be all ruined!

"It's all a good thing that you stupid woman did! Paralyzed, Lao Tzu's car! ”

The boy next to him suddenly snorted coldly, and slapped Su Yirou's face hard, slapping her so that she stumbled and fell into the muddy water.

Su Yirou was stunned for a moment, and then she cried like a shrew, frantically hugged the boy's legs, and dragged him into the winter paddy field.

On the mountain road, Sui Ge smiled and rode away leisurely.