The shell teeth closed, Xue Laosan hissed, gasped, and before he could ask what was going on, Su Meiren pushed him away violently, stepped away with his long legs, and rushed into the hall in an instant.

"No matter what......"

Xue Laosan shouted at the top of his voice, who knew that as soon as these words burst out, the words behind him couldn't come out.

Speaking of which, he was not afraid of noisy Sanxiao who fell asleep in the house, but the original sentence he was about to shout was "How can it be good", a "all" word, that is not self-admitting!

Fortunately, there was no exit in the second half of the sentence, only the word "all", that is, when Su Meiren heard the question, there was still room to turn around, and Xue Xiang breathed a long sigh of relief.

But this breath came out, and he became indignant again, a good show of affection and sweetness, no less than Zhang Sheng's night meeting Cui Yingying's version of the West Chamber, according to the plot exhibition, he originally went directly to Gao Chao of a love action movie, who knew that it became like this in an instant.

"Oh, woman, what a god-like creature, and whoever tries to understand a woman is a fool!"

Xue Xiang muttered, raised his feet and turned back to the hall, walked to the door, and stretched out his hand to push the door.

Who knows, Su Meiren actually locked the door of the room, Xue Laosan knocked a few more times, and there was still no movement in the house.

Afraid of waking up Sanxiao, he didn't dare to use his strength, let alone shout, and he was in a hurry to die.

But the Sumei people in the house seemed to have taken this on him, and they pretended to sleep inside.

Xue Laosan was tired for a day, and he was really anxious and angry when he met his wife, but he had no choice.

The door was locked, and the window must have been closed, and he thought about breaking the window to enter, but it was very cold, and the window was broken. It's not a good thing after all.

Thinking about it left and right, Xue Laosan's gaze finally froze on the sand in the hall, and at that moment, he resisted the coat, lay down on the sand, covered the coat with his hand, and closed his eyes.

In the middle of winter, the brazier in the hall had long been extinguished, and there was not a trace of heat. Xue Laosan hugged Yang Shouyi, his qi and blood were churning, flying around his body, supplying heat, and his whole body was warm. A coat is on, and it is like being in a fire room, and it is unusually warm.

Xue Laosan was also very sleepy, he just fell down on the sand, and after a while, he fell asleep.

Xue Laosan fell asleep here, but the Sumei people in the house were dumbfounded. When Xue Laosan knocked on the door, her heart was high, and the more she thought about it, the more she felt wronged, why did she practice herself like that.

The more I listened to Xue Xiang's knock on the door. The more angry she became.

But I really waited for Xue Xiang to stop moving, one minute, two minutes, more than ten minutes. The Sumers themselves panicked again.

She knew that her man was shirtless at this moment, although she knew that this stinky boy was surprisingly strong. But on a cold day, being naked and always freezing outside, is not a good thing after all.

But she was afraid that Xue Xiang was deliberately designed to trick her into opening the door, so she was so entangled in love, and another ten minutes passed.

At this time, Su Meiren finally couldn't help it, if he really froze his own man, no one would feel distressed except himself.

Immediately, Sumei jumped out of bed, opened the door, and took a closer look, and saw that his man had fallen asleep on the sand.

Suddenly seeing Xue Laosan's face on the handrail on the side of the sand, Su Meiren was stunned.

Dense ink, delicate facial features, sharp sword eyebrows, and a young face filled with a mature temperament that is very incompatible with his actual age, although he has seen this handsome face countless times, Sumei still feels like standing in front of the sculpture of Rodin's Greek male god, and his heart can't help but feel the urge to hold a pen to paint.

Although Su Meiren has denied countless times in her heart that she fell in love with Xue Laosan's face first, every time she sees this face, she can't help but want to reach out and touch it.

Suddenly, Xue Laosan turned over, and a long leg suddenly stretched out of his coat, half-clamping the coat.

The copper-colored sturdy long legs and the snow-white satin coat are intertwined to show a charming picture, and because this coat was worn by Su Meiren, he was caught under the crotch by Xue Laosan at this time.

In an instant, Su Meiren blushed, snorted secretly, and reached out to push Xue Xiang, "Xue Laosan, go back to sleep!" ”

At this time, she was not happy, so she called Xue Laosan, for fear of waking up the three children and letting them see the jokes, she also suppressed her voice.

How do you know that she is pushing and shouting, but Xue Laosan is not moving, and the snoring is louder than Fang Cai.

Su Meiren was in a hurry, and he wanted to increase the decibel and intensity, Xue Laosan suddenly opened his eyes, "I sleep well here, you go back to the house!" ”

In fact, as soon as Su Meiren opened the door, he woke up, and originally wanted to pretend to be asleep and tease his daughter-in-law, but when he suddenly thought of this time and weather, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened his eyes.

But when he opened his eyes, he didn't have to let his old men into the house, and if he didn't subdue this problem today, he would not be angry in the future.

"You!"

Su Meiren never expected that Xue Laosan would want to put his nose on his face, and he came out here to invite him, what did he Xue Laosan want.

Looking at Su Meiren's abundant breasts that were constantly fluctuating due to anger, and the pure black silk pajamas swaying slightly, Xue Laosan swallowed with difficulty, "If you go back, go back, what kind of figure do you show in pajamas, and you are not afraid of freezing!" ”

As he spoke, Xue Laosan's eyes stared straight at Su Meiren's body, secretly thinking that his wife really had a wonderful figure, and a loose pajamas made her wear boundless charm.

But it was said that Xue Laosan didn't know how to lift again, Su Mei was very popular, and stretched out his leg to kick Xue Laosan, but as soon as his leg was halfway raised, he saw Xue Laosan's eyes, and he actually looked in along the gap between his legs.

With a brush, two red flowers rose on Su Meiren's face, and with a bang, he covered his face and fled into the room, slamming the door to death.

It is said that Su Mei and Xue Laosan have been married for half a year, and everything that should be done between husband and wife has been done, so they should not be so shy.

But who told him that the two of them were newly married and said goodbye, and they hadn't seen each other for a long time, and their feelings might be strong because of lovesickness, but this joy of fish and water was inevitable.

What's more, when the Sumei people first tasted the forbidden fruit, their hearts were hot, and they had been separated for a long time, so they couldn't think about it for a long time.

But Xue Laosan, where to go today, and where to go here tomorrow, so that Su Meiren didn't have a chance to start.

Today, she stayed up all night waiting, didn't she just want to be intimate with her husband, but she met this incomprehensible Xue Laosan again.

And at this moment, Xue Laosan really showed her color embryo appearance, but she couldn't stand it first, only to feel that Xue Laosan had peeked through her own innermost desires, and she was naturally ashamed.

"This best wife!"

Xue Laosan smiled bitterly, covered the quilt again, and fell asleep in a daze.

Who would have thought that before his consciousness had settled, there was movement on his body again, and when he looked up, a quilt had been pressed on his body, and Su Meiren was still holding a quilt, standing in front of the sand in a graceful posture.

"I'm not cold, that's enough!"

"I'm cold! Flatter yourself! Su Meiren made a pretty face and choked up.

"What do you mean? You're going to sleep here, too? Xue Laosan said strangely.

Su Meiren's face was slightly red, but she didn't answer on her mouth, but she was not slow in her hands, she brutally broke Xue Laosan's long legs, and threw it inside, and then, her plump and upright buttocks turned, and she sat up with her own ass, and arched her body gracefully, and pushed Xue Laosan to the side.

As soon as he occupied the open space, Su Meiren unceremoniously lifted Xue Laosan's warm coat and put his legs in.

"Poof!"

Xue Laosan looked at his lovely daughter-in-law, and suddenly laughed.

"What is the pleasure, less smelly and beautiful, I ...... I'm just sleeping cold alone! ”

Su Meiren bent two thin willow eyebrows, and said with a long neck, as if it was not enough to prove the truth of her words without force.

"It's nothing, I just remembered a joke!" Xue Xiang deliberately held down the conversation to whet her appetite.

Su Meiren rolled his eyes, "Love to say it or not, who is rare!" As he spoke, the small movements on his feet kept stopping, stepping on Xue Xiang's thighs, and he kept running them around.

Xue Xiang said: "Cheng, then I'll say it, I said, once upon a time, my wife suffered severe pain when she gave birth to a child, and blamed her husband and said, I suffered such a big crime today, and you caused me to suffer; My husband was very upset, so he said, then we won't do that in the future; After that, the couple separated from each other as promised, and less than a month later, one night, while the old man was asleep, he suddenly heard a muffled noise and asked in a loud voice who it was. The wife replied, "I am not afraid of death again!" ”

"Haha......"

Xue Laosan's words fell, and Su Meiren laughed out loud, but she didn't forget what time it was, and as soon as her voice was raised, she took it, but the pretty face of the flowers and branches, and the big waving arms, were enough to show how happy the Su Meiren were at this time.

Speaking of which, the joke is not very good, but when it comes to speaking, there must be a premise, that is, to put this joke in the era of the Internet boom in the 21st century.

And in the current era when there is a lack of information, and listening to three monks who can enjoy themselves for half a day without water to eat, the level of this joke is unprecedented.

Not to mention, this is still a meat joke, in this year, the freshness and excitement have definitely reached its peak, and it is difficult for Sumei people not to be happy.

A smile solves the worries, not to mention the little two vindictive, at this moment, Su Meiren's grievances and anger are all gone, staring at Xue Laosan and grinning.

It's strange to say, if other men dare to tell him this kind of joke to Teacher Su, it will be shameless and shameless, and he deserves death.

But Xue Laosan said it, how did Su Meiren listen to it and think that his man was talented, and even played hooligans so breakthroughly.

But looking at it, Su Meiren gradually saw that something was wrong, Xue Laosan's eyes were staring at him directly, and the curved arc that appeared at the corner of his eyes had a taste of narrowness.

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