Others say that after a woman gives birth to a child, the motherhood in the body will be stimulated, and the person will become compassionate, gentle, and kind.

It's just that it fell on Xia Bing, and it didn't seem to be like that.

After hanging up the phone, Yan Xiaokai rubbed his ear, which was about to be yelled out of earditis, and smiled bitterly, and it took a while to pack up his mood and prepare to make love to Long Xiaoyu again. I just turned around and looked, but the person was gone.

Yan Xiaokai called out a few times in confusion: "Dragon girl, dragon girl!" ”

No one promised!

Yan Xiaokai was lucky to have no Shang Xin, concentrated on calming the qi and listened, only to hear bursts of movement in the kitchen behind him.

Walking into the kitchen quickly, I saw that Long Xiaoyu had already started cooking.

Seeing her wearing an apron and a feminine figure working in an orderly manner, Yan Xiaokai's heart was moved, and he couldn't help but step forward and gently hug her waist from behind.

Long Xiaoyu was slightly startled by the sudden hug, turned his head and saw that it was Yan Xiaokai who relieved his heart, and said with a smile: "Brother, wait a while, we will be able to eat soon." ”

Yan Xiaokai rested his chin on her shoulder, "Hmm." But I don't want to eat right now! ”

Long Xiaoyu said: "It's getting dark, it's time to eat late!" ”

Yan Xiaokai pressed his lower body against Long Xiaoyu very evilly, "I'm hungry here." ”

Long Xiaoyu felt his strangeness, his face turned red as soon as he brushed it, and said shyly: "Brother, don't make trouble." Wait for Uncle Hui to come back! ”

Yan Xiaokai began to move his hands on Long Xiaoyu's body, biting Long Xiaoyu's earlobe, "Don't worry, Dad shouldn't come back for dinner!" ”

Long Xiaoyu said: "Have you called to ask your uncle?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't ask! Let's move on ......"

Long Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "It's not good, if my uncle comes back in a while and finds us like this, where do you put my face!" ”

While he was talking, Yan Xiaokai's phone rang.

It was no one else who called, it was Yan Boen, and he wasn't talking about anything else, saying that he and Ximen Yaoming were talking about things outside, and they wouldn't come back for dinner, and they wouldn't be back tonight!

After hanging up the phone, Yan Xiao said to Long Xiaoyu with a smile: "Look, I'll just say that Dad won't come back for dinner!" ”

Long Xiaoyu, who was listening to him on the phone, blushed a little and whispered: "Uncle should know what you want, so he did this on purpose!" ”

Yan Xiao laughed and said: "If you know, you know, such a father is a good father!" ”

Long Xiaoyu said: "But ......"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Don't worry about it so much, let's hurry up and continue." ”

Long Xiaoyu hurriedly shouted, "Uh, uh, brother, wait a minute!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was puzzled, "What's wrong?" ”

Long Xiaoyu buried his head deep in his arms and whispered, "The fire hasn't been turned off in the pot yet......

Yan Xiao opened the gas for a moment, turned off the gas in laughter, and walked to the bedroom anxiously with Long Xiaoyu in his arms......

Maybe Ximen Yaoming knew Yan Xiaokai's temperament well, maybe Yan Boen hadn't seen Ximen Yaoming for too long, in short, the two didn't come back until dawn.

Yan Xiaokai, who had a task, instructed Ximen Yaoming before leaving, "Xiao Mingzi, take good care of my dad and watch my home well." ”

Ximen Yaoming looked at his smart sports car, which had been driven less than 500 kilometers, and replied absentmindedly: "Brother, don't worry, even your woman will be taken care of by me!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Huh? ”

"I mean, I'll help you look at it." Ximen Yaoming hurriedly explained and then said, "Brother, this ...... Smart car you're going to drive away? ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Of course, why don't I walk back?" ”

Ximen Yaoming was a little anxious, pointing to another car, "Didn't you drive over?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Then what does it matter? You want to drive my car, right? I said it earlier, so I'll borrow it from you, and remember to pay it back. ”

Simon Yaoming: "......"

Yan Xiaokai handed the key to the car he originally drove to Ximen Yaoming, "Wow, here you go!" ”

Ximen Yaoming took the key, but still asked without giving up: "Can the smart car ......?"

"Can't!" Yan Xiaokai interrupted him, and even added: "Don't think about it!" ”

"Brother, you're too domineering, aren't you?" Ximen Yaoming said with a bitter face: "I've only been driving this car for a while, and I haven't enjoyed it yet!" ”

Yan Xiaokai said impatiently: "Okay, okay, isn't it just a broken car?" Is there an end? ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "This is a new car, where is the broken ......"

Yan Xiaokai ignored him anymore, and after saying goodbye to his father, he walked up to Long Xiaoyu, who was a little weak, and said, "Dragon girl." When you want to go back, tell me, and I'll accompany you back. ”

Long Xiaoyu said a little reluctantly: "Brother, if you are busy, you don't need to accompany me." ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's okay, I should also go and see the old man." You also know his temper, and if you don't see him for so long, he'll be angry. ”

Long Xiaoyu thought of his grandfather's strange temper, so he had no choice but to nod.

Under the eyes of everyone, especially under the scorching eyes of Ximen Yaoming, who was about to spontaneously combust, Yan Xiaokai drove the country's first smart car and left his hometown.

It's really a smart car, Yan Xiaokai was very comfortable all the way, and he gave an order to the car, "Lower the seat!" "Broadcast music!" "Autonomous driving" and "......"

At the beginning, Yan Xiaokai was not very relieved, but later saw that it was really driving steadily, knowing when to accelerate, when to speed forward, and when to brake, so he put his mind at ease and began to fall asleep.

Two hours later, Yan Xiaokai arrived at the mansion in Shencheng.

After parking the car, Yan Xiaokai took out the key and was about to open the door.

"Ahh Yes! Loud screams and some noise came from the back room.

Yan Xiaokai was startled, hurriedly opened the door, and rushed in three steps and one step.

When I got to the room where the voice came, I pushed the door and went in to take a look, and I was startled.

The eyeballs are falling to the ground, there is still a towel stuffed in the mouth, tears and snot are constantly flowing, the cloak is scattered, the dress is untidy, and it is constantly rolling, Gongsun Wan'er kneels on the back of the eyeballs with her feet, clutches the hands of the eyeballs, and the graceful hands are hurriedly looking for the cabinets.

The whole room has already become a mess.

Yan Xiaokai asked anxiously, "What are you doing?" ”

In addition to the eyeballs, Gongsun Wan'er and Youyou looked at Yan Xiaokai at the door.

The sweaty beauty said to Yan Xiaokai urgently: "Master, hurry up and find a rope to tie your eyes." She's crazy! ”

Yan Xiaokai hurriedly rushed to the eyeballs, and as soon as he raised his hand, he wanted to point at the acupuncture points of the eyeballs.

"Stop! Great officials! Gongsun Wan'er immediately shouted to stop: "You can't point the acupoint!" ”

Yan Xiaokai was completely confused by these women, "Why?" She can't move the acupoint? ”

"The eyeballs are still under hypnosis!" Graceful Fei, who finally found the rope, pounced over, and Gongsun Wan'er tied up the eyeballs hand in hand, ready to carry the eyeballs to the bed, Yan Xiaokai hurriedly stepped forward to help.

The hands and feet of the eyeballs were tied tightly, and even the shoulders were tied very strongly, Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but appreciate the beautiful binding technique.

The crazy eyes squirmed on the bed, screaming bitterly, but in vain.

"Ahh Burst! Poof! Beep! The towel was stuffed with tears in his eyes, and some words came out of his mouth that he couldn't understand.

"Master, she seems to be saying something." A beautiful discovery with a heart as fine as dust.

Yan Xiaokai said: "Take out the towel." ”

Gongsun Wan'er shook her head, "No, she has a splitting headache now, if she takes the towel away, she will hurt herself, and she will probably bite off her tongue." ”

Yan Xiaokai looked at Youmei, "How could she be like this?" ”

You said: "Just now I hypnotized her as usual to help her retrieve her memory. But the steps and content of the hypnosis, as well as the speed of speech, are the same as usual, but I don't know why she suddenly went crazy. ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "What was the result of hypnosis before?" ”

You said: "As far as the bull's head doesn't match the horse's mouth, I asked her to answer the question, but what she said the most was ......"

Only halfway through the words, Yumei stopped, blushing and wanting to speak.

Yan Xiaokai was a little puzzled, "What?" What did she say the most? ”

"Master, I'm not very good at talking. ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "There are no outsiders here, so it's okay to say it directly." ”

"I'll tell you!" A figure with long hair flowing and wearing a long white dress suddenly appeared next to Yan Xiaokai.

Yan Xiaokai looked at the rain girl in front of him, "You know? Say it, then. ”

The rain girl took a deep breath, and then said sharply: "Yan Xiaokai! You turtle bastard! My wife has been waiting for you for so long, and you haven't come to see me, I don't know how much I miss your big JJ? ”

The crowd "......"

After a minute, Meicai said faintly, "Rain girl, it seems that your eyes just said the next sentence......

The rain girl stuck out her tongue, "I guess she must have a title in front of her!" ”

Yan Xiaokai "......"

Gongsun Wan'er suddenly remembered something, "Graceful, do you think it was the passage you translated for me before you hypnotized her that caused her to go crazy and lose control?" ”

Grace bowed her head in contemplation, "This does not rule out the possibility. ”

At this time, Grace seemed to find something, and trotted out the door, and in a few moments she carried a sealed empty syringe in a tray, a glass vial of a few milliliters of clear liquid, and a bottle of external iodine and some cotton balls.

You said to Gongsun Wan'er and Yu Nu: "Sister Wan'er, Yu Nu, you two help me hold my eyes down and don't let her move." ”

Gongsun Wan'er and Yunu immediately held down their hands and feet on the side of the eyeballs, and the eyeballs that were already tied up couldn't move at this time, their heads shook desperately, and their mouths kept making a "woo" wail.

Yan Xiaokai was puzzled and asked, "Graceful, what are you doing here?" ”

Xiang Sweat said gracefully: "Master, I'll explain to you later, the eyeball situation is a little dangerous now." ”

The words "the situation is a little dangerous" frightened Yan Xiaokai to stand aside, very worried.

You skillfully unpacked the package, wiped and disinfected the syringe with a cotton ball dipped in iodine wine, then knocked open the tip of the needle, inserted the syringe into the needle water bottle to extract the needle water, and then pushed the air in the syringe away, and it was very difficult to tear open the rope on the shoulder of the eyeball to leave a place for the needle.

Gongsun Wan'er and Yunu saw that Youmei was about to get an injection, so they held it down even harder.

After more than ten seconds, the eyeball slowly closed the eyeball, and the body stopped moving, and gradually fell into a deep sleep.

You wiped the beads of sweat from her forehead, and breathed a sigh of relief before explaining to Yan Xiaokai: "Master, I just gave a sedative to the eyeballs. ”

Seeing that his eyes finally quieted down, Yan Xiaokai nodded, "What did you just say about translation?" ”

Gongsun Wan'er picked up the book placed on the table next to her, turned one of the pages, and pointed to a passage: "Great official, it is this passage 'Promoting the imperial road in the four seas, the disparity in strength is not enough to worry, why should we be afraid of materialism'." ”

Yan Xiaokai looked at that paragraph, and then opened the cover to see that it was a copy of "Chrysanthemum and Knife".

"The content of this book is to use 'chrysanthemum' and 'sword' to reveal the contradictory character of the Yamato nation, that is, the duality of the Japanese culture. Sister Wan'er asked me to translate that passage to the general meaning of the Japanese people's respect for the spirit, and they continue to 'cultivate' to reach the highest state, that is to say, they do not value material things. ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't understand what she was saying at all, and asked: "Then how can these words stimulate the eyeballs, and what does it have to do with the amnesia of the eyeballs?" ”

You said: "Master, after my observation and hypnosis of her some time ago, combined with today's sudden accident, I can say with certainty that the amnesia of the eyeballs is not for other reasons, but because she was hypnotized!" ”