"Don't worry, don't panic! Take your time and be careful not to squeeze your pregnancy! Everyone has a chance, everyone has a chance, hurry up and line up! Under the three side-by-side umbrellas, there was a row of tables and chairs, and Wei Suo sat on the very edge, shouting to the group of commotion bikinis in front of him.

But even so, there are still a lot of bikinis, and their eyes are shining golden.

In the end, Wei Suo had to use the killer weapon, picked up the white plastic horn beside him, and shouted loudly: "Come on, let me see, let me see, who is so unfamiliar and still squeezing?" I sue you, whoever squeezes it any more, I will disqualify him. ”

This time, the originally chaotic crowd suddenly quieted down, and then began to line up in an orderly manner.

However, there were too many people, and in the end it had to be filmed into three, which looked like it was forty or fifty meters long.

But then, in less than thirty seconds, Wei Suo was dumbfounded again, he hurriedly ran out more than thirty meters, and said to an aunt in her fifties in the team: "Hey, I said eldest sister, why are you here, we are auditioning for a girlfriend." ”

"That's right! I'm here to participate in the audition, right? The aunt, who was in her fifties, glanced at Wei Suo, "What do you mean?" Engage in discrimination! ”

"No, no, my friend is only thirty-three." Wei Suo said as tactfully as possible.

"I know he's only thirty-three, and if he's my age, I wouldn't be able to look down on him." Auntie waved her hand impatiently, "What should you do, maybe that macho man likes me like this." ”

The corners of Wei Suo's mouth twitched and looked at the bucket waist of the aunt, and finally couldn't help it, "What should you do, why should you go, my friend is only between twenty-three and thirty-eight years old." ”

"Humph!" The aunt glared at Wei Suo several times unhappily, and then left unwillingly.

Wei Suo rubbed and looked here, and just wanted to go back, but when he looked behind him, he was dumbfounded again, only to see that four or five meters behind him, in the middle of two slender bikinis, there was a pseudo-girl with heavy makeup and light makeup, and he was giggling with his orchid fingers.

"You, I mean you? What do you do? Wei Suo pointed at the pseudo-lady and shouted.

"Of course people are looking at the audition!" The pseudo-mother pouted and twisted vigorously.

"You...... Get out of here, my friend likes women. Wei Suo shook the goosebumps on his body and roared up to drive them away.

The puppet girl had also seen it before, Wei Suo took his mobile phone to shoot his buckteeth, that murderous scene, and now seeing Wei Suo like this, he was so frightened that he twisted his waist and ran out.

Immediately afterwards, the long three teams sounded a coquettish hum that made people's scalps tingle, and then six or seven pseudo-mothers walked out of the team.

Seeing this scene, Chen Haoran wiped the beads of sweat on his head, "Explosive bear, I am really convinced of your charm, from a junior high school student to an aunt who is estimated to have already hugged her grandson, and now she has even crossed the gender barrier." ”

Xiaoxue sat on the side, also giggling non-stop, "I really didn't expect that in this era of fighting for appearance, Brother Xiong would kill a bloody way out." ”

Explosive Bear lowered his head, held back for a long time, and held back half a sentence, "This is not good!" ”

"What's bad? Do you know that finding a girlfriend is your top priority now, if you don't find a girlfriend, you can't get married, and if you don't get married, it means that you can't pass on your ancestry, and you can't leave your excellent genes for the kingdom of heaven, which is unfaithful; If you don't get married, you won't be able to pass on your family lineage, and your uncles and aunts will be sad, which is unfilial; Look at it again, there are so many bikinis, for you to line up under the sun, you don't choose one well, it's really unkind; We went to such great lengths to find a girlfriend for you, and you are not sad, but it is unjust.

To put it simply, if you don't find a girlfriend, you are disloyal, unfilial, unkind and unjust, and in ancient times, you would be divided by five horses; In modern times, you are not a good thing, sorry for the party, sorry for the motherland, sorry for all mankind! ”

"Uh...... Brother Chen, it's a bit too much for you to say that! "Don't talk about the bear, even Xiaoxue is sweating.

"Ahem...... I was excited about this for a while, I couldn't help it, when I was just discharged from the army, my old man said this about me. As soon as he thought of the old man's words, beads of sweat the size of beans rolled on Chen Haoran's head.

"The old man is so fierce?" Originally, I was going to visit Old Man Chen's explosive bear, but I swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.

"Is this called ferocity? Do you know that these are words that I have simplified a thousand times and a hundred times more. Chen Haoran said, and snapped his fingers at the explosive bear, "I'll tell you this!" A few days after I was discharged from the army, the third aunt, the fourth aunt, the second uncle and grandmother needless to say, those neighbors around! instantly turned into Tang Seng in the Journey to the West, and recited the mantra to me for three days! Think about it, it's not one, it's many Tang monks, you say that I survived, am I easy. ”

"It's not easy." There were more beads of sweat on the bear's face.

"Wait, Brother Chen, aren't you an orphan?" Xiaoxue is a little blindfolded.

"It's all from the neighbors." Chen Haoran said with palpitations.

"Brother Xiong, I'm thirty-three now, if I go back...... Xiaoxue suddenly looked at Burst Bear with great sympathy.

"Don't say it, don't say it." Explosive Bear stretched out his hand to stop Chen Haoran and Xiaoxue, then wiped the beads of sweat on his head with his thug, and suddenly made up his mind, "I'll look for it, I'll look for it now, otherwise I won't even dare to go to your house, let alone go home." ”

"Okay, then let's start now, you first see which ones are more eye-catching, this is a primary." While Chen Haoran and Xiaoxue looked at each other and smiled, they also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn, it's not easy!

Finally got through the ideological work of the bear explosion.

Speaking of which, this matter has to start more than half an hour ago.

At that time, as soon as Chen Haoran said that he was going to find a girlfriend for the explosive bear, the female creatures nearby instantly became high@tide.

Not to mention anything else, although we are not a beautiful man with an ungodly appearance, but that Chinese character face is still quite magnificent, and his height is more than one meter nine, and the five big and three are extremely strong.

Such an image itself can give people a strong sense of security, plus women who can fight and have a hero complex in their hearts, where can they not be tempted?

Coupled with Chen Haoran's appearance of a deep background, this time the explosive bear is gorgeous in these bikinis, and he instantly transforms into a top rich and handsome.

At this moment, the tempting bikinis completely forgot what they were reserved, and pounced on them one by one, so frightened that the bear swept his legs and ran.

This is still Chen Haoran's incarnation of a little cheetah, caught the explosive bear, and dragged it hard before pulling it back.

In the end, in the face of the violent eruption of estrogen in the bikinis, they had no choice but to adopt Wei Suo's opinion and conduct auditions and auditions for girlfriends.