Huang Dahai and the others pushed and shoved in the back, escorting Yun Fan to the Tower of Babel, but they walked all the way, and the three of them kept muttering quietly.

"Is Silly Fan so tall? I still have to look at him with a shy face? The key is...... Why do you think he's ...... today Looks a little handsome, huh?"

"Damn, I didn't think it before, stupid fan, this kid is so tall? I'll go, this arm is ...... The muscles are so strong~!"

Zhao Changhai followed aside, and had the same question in his heart, and the three lewd men whispered a few words behind their backs, but in the end, they didn't come up with a reason.

"Damn~!Maybe he's always looked like this, but we haven't looked at him before, so we haven't found it~!What's wrong with him~!People are stupid, no matter how tall they are, they're stupid big guys~!"

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As soon as he went up to the top of the mountain, Yun Fan saw a lot of people around Yingtian Tan from afar, fortunately today is not a holiday, there are not many tourists, and most of the onlookers are staff of the scenic spot.

Yun Fan was pulled by the yellow sea through the crowd, walked across the long bridge and directly entered the Tower of Babel.

As soon as I entered the tower gate, I saw several leaders of the scenic spot gathered in the center of the six-pointed star on the ground, pointing at the pentagram-shaped array that appeared out of thin air.

"Hey...... Lao Luo, do you want to report this matter to the cultural relics department?"

"Don't worry, if you want to report it, you have to find out about it, at least you have to find the culprit, otherwise who will be responsible for this?"

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Several leaders gathered around and were discussing, and Huang Dahai dragged Yun Fan in.

"Director Luo, it's him, I had diarrhea last night, and I was looking for him to be on duty for me~!" Huang Dahai said as he pushed Yun Fan forward.

didn't think about it, Yun Fan didn't move, but he himself was stumbled by the reaction, and he almost didn't sit there~!

Yun Fan shrugged indifferently, and said innocently: "Leaders, I didn't do anything, what's the matter with dragging me over so much?"

On the way here, Yun Fan had already thought of a countermeasure, to be precise, it was the idea that Xian'er gave him, telling him to ask three questions and not know, and he would not admit it.

I have to say that Yun Fan's acting skills are not bad, after all, it is not a day or two to pretend to be stupid on weekdays.

Of course, it's not that Yun Fan is willing to pretend to be stupid, it's just because he has a mentally incomplete mother, who is always discriminated against by many villains on weekdays, and he sees too much, and he doesn't bother to pay attention to it, so he pretends not to see it.

Others say that he has a stupid mother, who must have also been inherited, and his brain is absolutely not bright, and he doesn't refute it, but he is actually too lazy to pay attention to them.

After a long time, the name of Silly Fan was completely buckled on his head, in fact, Yun Fan's heart lit up~! This may be the old saying 'great wisdom is foolish'.

Now that Yun Fan has such a treasure as the Shuo Jinhuan, knowing that there are cultivators in the world who are not stained with mortal dust like Xian'er, his vision is naturally broader, and no matter how loud these people are in front of him, they are just clowns jumping off the beam in his eyes.

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Hearing Yun Fan's words, several leaders of the scenic spot present looked over one after another, and one of them, a pig-shaped man wearing gold-rimmed glasses and few hairs on his head, was the director of the scenic spot management office, Luo Jinshan.

Tongtianfeng Scenic Area is a state-owned unit, directly under the jurisdiction of Qingcheng County, in addition to the deputy county magistrate in charge of tourism in the county, this Luo Jinshan is the biggest official.

"You were the security guard on duty last night?" Luo Jinshan pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and asked in an official tone with his nostrils facing the sky.

No matter how arrogant Luo Jinshan was, Yun Fan had to look down at him at this time, and his heart couldn't help but feel a little refreshed.

"yes...... Last night, Huang Dahai said that he was going out to soak horses, so he asked me to be on duty for him, and he also gave me fifty yuan~!" Yun Fan admitted without hesitation.

But as soon as these words came out, Huang Dahai behind him stopped doing it, and immediately jumped to his feet and said: "What the are you talking nonsense stupidly? I'm obviously having diarrhea, who told you that I'm going to soak horses?"

Yun Fan spread his hands innocently and said, "Oh, it turned out to be diarrhea...... Well, but you didn't come back until around eight o'clock this morning......

There was a smell of wine in his mouth, he yawned and obviously didn't sleep well, and he still smelled of women's perfume on his body, and most importantly, there were several lipstick marks on his neck......"

"I ...... You...... Okay, you're a fool......" Huang Dahai was speechless, and simply stopped answering, and turned to Luo Jinshan to argue: "Director Luo...... Don't listen to this kid's nonsense, I really had diarrhea last night~!"

He tried his best to deny it, but Huang Dahai still subconsciously pulled his collar, wanting to cover the lipstick marks on his neck.

His small action naturally can't escape Luo Jinshan's eyes, although this person looks a little obscene, but after all, he is a mixed career, and he still has this bit of eyesight.

But before Luo Jinshan could express his position, a plump and beautiful woman with heavy makeup standing beside him jumped out first, pointed at Huang Dahai and reprimanded:

"You little bunny...... Dare to quibble, even if you really have diarrhea, you shouldn't ask for leave and find someone to replace you privately~!

The top of the mountain is the cultural core of the scenic spot, and security is the most important, can any cat or dog be responsible?"

This woman was obviously reprimanding Huang Dahai, but in fact she was scolding Huai, and directly scolded Yun Fan as a cat and a dog.

Yun Fan heard it in his ears, and laughed in his heart, he knew this woman, the deputy chief of the Propaganda Department of the Scenic Area Office, Liang Yanping.

I heard that the chief of the department has recently been diagnosed with stomach cancer and is retiring from illness, and this woman is likely to be turned positive.

The most important thing is that her father is Huang Dahai's second uncle! In other words, she is Huang Dahai's cousin.

Luo Jinshan was slightly stunned, squinted at Liang Yanping, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, how could she not hear it, she was playing sloppy for Huang Dahai?

Liang Yanping felt Luo Jinshan's gaze, glanced at him like a heart, wrapped her arms around her chest, and squeezed her pair of proud, artificial super waves, and a hint of provocative flashed in her eyes.

Luo Jinshan comprehended, and scratched a glance at the deep groove on her neckline without a trace, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and he turned his head to look at Yun Fan and said: "Huang Dahai is not right to find someone to replace him privately, and the Security Department will come up with a punishment opinion for this matter later."

Now it's imperative to find out who destroyed the Tower of Babel like this? Who is that? Anyway, you were the only one here last night, and you have to give an account of this anyway. ”

Yun Fan pretended to be surprised, and suddenly beat his chest and shouted: "How do I know what's going on?"

I haven't been in since last night~!I'm just patrolling around and haven't found anything unusual~!

Besides, Director Luo, how can you be sure that this must have happened last night? Could it be that it was destroyed by some unqualified tourist during the day?

Maybe someone just found out about this, and they didn't dare to report it, so they deliberately made an excuse for me to take the shift, and wanted me to carry the black pot for him~!

Otherwise, why didn't he ask the leader for leave directly after he had diarrhea? Instead, he had to pay out of his own pocket to find me to replace him? Sick leave can be taken with paid rest?"

Yun Fan's words, many onlookers couldn't help but nod in agreement, and even Luo Jinshan couldn't find any reason to refute.

Liang Yanping glared at Huang Dahai fiercely again, and said in her heart, you are useless, and your heart and eyes are growing to the heels?

Why don't you come to me when you have something to go out? I'm sure you'll arrange for someone to take your shift, so why do you have to pay for someone to buy someone yourself? Isn't there no silver here?

Huang Dahai opened his mouth wide on the side, with a ghostly expression on his face, and said in his heart, how could this stupid fan suddenly say so much today?

In the past, he couldn't hit a fart with three sticks, but now why is he so sharp when he speaks? He is well-founded and does not leak, and he can't find an entry point if he wants to refute it.

"Ahem...... Okay, don't argue......" Luo Jinshan knew that if he continued to argue, this black pot would be deducted from Huang Dahai's head, so he quickly diverted the conversation.

This human affection that saw his hand couldn't be easily let go, otherwise how could he have the opportunity to climb onto Liang Yanping's bed?

"It's easy to prove it, but who's that...... Captain Hu, you go to the general control room to adjust a few monitors on the top of the mountain, and see who entered the Tower of Babel from day to night yesterday?

It's not the tourists who are the focus, it's our staff who are the focus. After all, if it is the destruction caused by tourists, we can't verify it one by one, but the staff knows that they don't report it to evade responsibility, so they have to say it~!"

"Yes~!I'll go now~!" Hu Quan, the captain of the security brigade with a big waist and a round waist, hurriedly responded and walked out of the Tower of Babel quickly.

Before leaving, the afterglow of his eyes was accepted smoothly, Luo Jinshan's vague eyes, and a knowing smile appeared on his face.

Luo Jinshan had a calculation in his heart, and said in his heart that as long as it was proved that Yun Fan had entered the Tower of Babel last night, then he would not be able to escape the charge of concealment no matter what.

As for Huang Dahai, even if the surveillance captured him coming in, he could find a way to make the surveillance die during that time.

In short, no matter how you look at it, this black cauldron is still carried by Yun Fan, which is more appropriate.

not only gave an explanation to her superiors, but also gave Liang Yanping a favor, to be honest, Luo Jinshan has been thinking about her pair of big waves for a long time.

As for this Yun Fan, who called him not such a coquettish and promising cousin?

During the time when Hu Quan went to adjust the monitoring, Yun Fan was still a little apprehensive in his heart, although there was no monitoring equipment installed inside the Tower of Babel, but there were still several cameras around Yingtian Tan, and at least two of them could shoot the tower gate!

"Master, you are now the new master of the golden ring~!" Xian'er's voice sounded in Yun Fan's mind at the right time, and he comforted: "This kind of livelihood of taking care of people's homes and nursing homes shouldn't be done anymore, so why bother with this?"

One sentence made Yun Fan see the fog: "That's right, I'm a person who is about to embark on the road of cultivation now, so naturally I should go to the rivers and lakes to get revenge, what kind of security guard are you still nesting here?"

The fairy of the optics will conjure the hand of the sewing basket, and I will be able to eat and wear without worry~! Why are you still here to endure these birdmen?"

Thinking of this, Yun Fan suddenly calmed down a lot in his heart, and said that as long as they couldn't prove that this Babel Tower was destroyed by him, don't ask for any compensation or anything like that, the rest doesn't matter.

The worst result is expulsion, it doesn't matter, haha...... If you don't expel Lao Tzu, you're going to resign~!

Ten minutes later, Hu Quan, the captain of the security team, ran back out of breath and whispered a few words in Luo Jinshan's ear.

Luo Jinshan's face changed, and he said in surprise: "What? The monitoring is broken? How can it be broken? Even if it is broken, it can't be all broken, right?"

"It's all broken...... Hu Quan shrugged helplessly, and whispered: "At about half past eleven last night, all the cameras on the top of the mountain lit up a snow-white, and then all the screens went black~!"

I've just gone to see it, and the six cameras, all of them are ignition, and there is no good one~!"

Luo Jinshan frowned and pondered for a moment, then pointed at Yun Fan with a raised eyebrow: "Who is that? Even if you didn't do what happened in the tower, but what's going on with this camera? Eleven and a half is exactly the time when you are on duty for Huang Dahai, right?"

All six cameras are broken, and there is a leakage of electricity, and you didn't even notice it? Isn't that a dereliction of duty?"

"Right...... Dereliction of duty, serious dereliction of duty~!It must be dealt with seriously~!" Liang Yanping suddenly gained confidence, crossed her waist with her hands, and shouted arrogantly.

Yun Fan shook his head and sneered, he didn't bother to look at this group of people anymore, and waved his hand indifferently: "Don't bother...... I'm quit~!"

After speaking, Yun Fan took off the big-brimmed hat on his head and threw it on the ground, turned around and walked away in a dashing manner. Only a group of dogs and flies behind him were left behind, stunned on the spot, staring at each other with big eyes.

As soon as Yun Fan left, this farce lost its protagonist and couldn't go on. But in order to block the tongue of everyone present, Luo Jinshan still announced some handling opinions in a matter-of-fact manner.

Yun Fan's dereliction of duty caused heavy losses to the scenic spot, and he was expelled to set an example. Huang Dahai symbolically placed a charge of absenteeism, and deducted the full attendance bonus of the month.

Originally, Luo Jinshan had opened the back door, but Huang Dahai was still annoyed, secretly holding a grudge against Yun Fan in his heart, thinking that he must find an opportunity to clean him up.

At this time, Yun Fan had already returned to the dormitory, packed his clothes and bedding, packed his bags and set off down the mountain.

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