When Xiao Taohong heard the sound of "bang", she hurriedly ran down from upstairs and went into the small private room to take a look, and the noble lady had already left. She pointed to the rotten pots and bowls on the floor and asked, "What's going on?" Who's in for a treat? ”

Da Da pointed at Wang Er Mazi and said: "He invited guests and saved 800 yuan at the bar, and if you compensate, it should be about the same." ”

Xiao Taohong roared: "I opened a restaurant, not a smashing open flame to compensate!" Say, what the hell is going on! ”

Huge said in a low voice: "It was the leather donkey who told Wang Er Mazi that he had a daughter-in-law, and he came on a blind date tonight." I don't know if the donkey didn't explain it, or the girl didn't hear it clearly, and there was a fart in the trouser tube and it was forked. There was a misunderstanding. The girl is talking about dogs, and the donkeys are talking about people. As a result, there was such a trouble. ”

Xiao Taohong instructed Xiaohong to count all the items lost tonight and ask Wang Er Mazi to compensate. The money was not enough, so he asked Wang Er Mazi to go home to get it, but after Wang Er Mazi left, he never came back. Xiao Taohong also estimated that Wang Er Mazi would never return, so she asked her brother to guarantee Wang Er Mazi. In fact, Xiao Taohong is thoughtful, she asked her brother to give Wang Er Mazi as a guarantor, it was to ask her brother to sell his personal favor to Wang Er Mazi, the real purpose was to let her brother get out, didn't she take Wang Er Mazi a thousand yuan? As a guarantee, he paid the 1,000 yuan. The huge end is innocent, and the seafood restaurant has lost a few plates and bowls, and it can't eat much loss. What's more, when the food was served, Widow Sun felt that it was not safe, and what she gave to the small elegant room were those broken things with gaps.

Why was Widow Sun prescient? It turned out that when Widow Sun saw the posture of the noble lady, she didn't come to go on a blind date. Wang Er Mazi is a typical toad, and the girl is a swan soaring in the sky, and the donkey's lips are not in the horse's mouth. Isn't it pure nonsense to match them with relatives? As soon as Wang Er Mazi saw the girl, his eyes let go of the thief's light, like a fly seeing an egg with a slit. must have pounced on it and stared at it violently, and it would be strange if nothing happened, so when Widow Sun was loading the plates, she had a lot of eyes, picked out those broken plates and broken bowls, and got them all for Xiao Yajian. As Widow Sun expected, the table was lifted, and the dishes fell to the floor, becoming tattered. I can't tell which ones are good and which ones are broken in the past, Xiaohong according to the number of plates and bowls, all of them are recorded in the account, and the bad dishes are replaced with a new plate at a good price, Widow Sun is really fine!

Three days later, the donkey came back, and before he arrived at the door of the chicken shop, he saw Wang Er Mazi squatting at the door of the chicken shop from a distance. Look over to him. Because my father was seriously ill and spent a lot of money, the leather donkey had a bitter face, and he didn't even bother to greet Wang Er Mazi. I went into the chicken shop by myself and pulled the large aluminum basin containing the roast chicken. I picked up a roast chicken, sniffed it on my nose, and felt that it was not a big problem. There was no smell, so he put his mind at ease, and he asked Wang Ermazi, who followed up: "Is the woman here?" Can you bring the dog? ”

Wang Er Mazi said: "People are here. The dog also stayed. But ??????"

"But what? Is the dog not pretty, or is it the wrong name? The donkey asked listlessly.

Wang Er Mazi hurriedly said: "Pi donkey, what you told me at the beginning was a daughter-in-law, not a dog." ”

"Isn't the dog's name daughter-in-law? There's also a nickname called Rich, what's wrong? Did the woman change the name of the dog? I'm going to call and confront her. Dare to deceive my donkey, I don't think she wants to live. ”

Pi Donkey took out the phone and was about to call out, Wang Er Mazi hurriedly grabbed him and begged: "Pi Donkey, just call him over for the past, in my opinion, don't go after those Chen Guzi rotten sesame seeds, or face the future, think of a way, and solve the wife problem for me is serious." You don't know, life without a wife is difficult. ”

"What about dogs?"

"I sold it, it was sold at the pet market in the city, coincidentally, the money from selling the dog was just enough to pay for the tableware in the seafood building, and the girl didn't lift the table for others in the seafood building. It's a pity that a good table of wine and food is eaten by Lord Yama. Wang Er Mazi pouted, thinking of the seafood on the table, and couldn't help but saliva flowed out of his mouth.

The donkey asked, "What does the big king mean?" He can't take a thousand dollars from you for nothing. My donkey was empty-handed, and I didn't even drink a bowl of boiling water! Why don't you ask the huge to make some chicken blood, make a few side dishes in the seafood restaurant, and drink a bottle of wine. I'm tired these days, and I really don't want to care about your anymore. ”

The donkey yawned, lay on the bed, and did not move.

Wang Er Mazi said softly: "Donkey, you rest first, I'll go to the seafood restaurant to see if you can have a treat, if he doesn't invite, I'll invite you to eat seafood." But there is one thing, this time you can't get me the dog called the daughter-in-law in front of me. It's okay to be a woman, and the conditions are not high, and I am willing to run into the house when it rains. Even if you count your toes beyond ten, I don't think so. ”

The donkey nodded, waved his hand, told Wang Er Mazi to go out, and told him to close the door of the chicken shop.

The leather donkey was dazed and heard someone shouting to buy chickens in his sleep, and subconsciously got up all of a sudden, rubbed his eyes and asked, "Buy chickens?" How many do you want? ”

The huge hey got in, smiled proudly, and said sarcastically: "Blind donkey, your father is sick, let's congratulate you?" Going to a seafood restaurant for a sip or two? ”

The donkey said dissatisfiedly: "Huge Wang Ba, can you be serious?" My father is also a dear, can you keep some morality when you speak? Is it okay to leave more yin virtues for your grandchildren? ”

Huge said: "Children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, don't worry about being tired, there is his grandmother." I'm a superfluous person at home. ”

"Is it your wife's first love who killed the horse gun again? Liu Xueyin left you behind? The donkey wished that something would happen to the big family, and in that case, he would feel balance in his heart.

He made a gesture of invitation and said loudly: "My wife's first love didn't come, and your good wishes didn't come true, do you feel uncomfortable?" ”

Huge quietly approached the donkey, and gave the donkey a chaff nest. (Take your knee to your buttocks, locally called chaff nest head - author's note)

After the donkey ate the chaff, not only did he not get angry, but he smiled happily and scolded Da Da and said, "I know, at the mention of your wife's first love, you feel uncomfortable. Isn't it good, someone will help you, how much trouble will be saved. Take care of your body. ”

Huge Pi Donkey locked the door of the chicken shop, and suddenly said, "Blind donkey, my roast chicken is about to spoil, right?" It's better to take one to the seafood restaurant, let's ask Wang Er Mazi to take the money, which is equivalent to buying your chicken to eat, isn't it great? In this way, you eat the chicken and sell it for money, won't you kill two birds with one stone? ”

Thinking about it, the donkey turned around and opened the door of the chicken shop, and went in to get the chickens.

Huge instructed outside: "Eat it yourself, take a bigger one, and explain it in front of Wang Er Mazi." ”

The leather donkey said yes in the chicken shop, and according to the huge instructions, he picked the largest roast chicken from the large aluminum basin containing the chicken, put it in a plastic bag, carried it out, and handed it to the huge hand. Go back and lock the door yourself.

Wang Er Mazi and the three of them finished drinking, and when they checked out, they pointed to the roast chicken and asked, "Do you still need money to eat your own chicken?" ”

Huge said: "Wang Er Mazi, are you really stupid, or are you pretending to be stupid?" The donkey is a matchmaker, so his things are not bought with money? ”

Wang Er Mazi asked rhetorically: "The reason is not right, huge, let me ask you, the clinic opened by your wife, how many times did you take medicine and needles, and spend a lot of money?" ”

"I ??? I didn't spend any money, my own clinic. Take your own medicine, it definitely doesn't cost money. The huge tone is very affirmative.

The donkey understood, and he said unhurriedly: "Wang Er Mazi, what you said is right, I eat my own roast chicken, I shouldn't ask you for money." The daughter-in-law I introduced to you this time is my aunt's cousin, according to your logic just now, my cousin I want to get it myself, what do you want to do with it? Bye! ”

The donkey swaggered away.

Wang Er Mazi said anxiously: "Leather donkey, you have to get me a daughter-in-law." ”

Wang Ermazi scolded Wang Er Mazi for a while: "You old fool, why do people introduce your daughter-in-law to your donkey, people eat their own chickens, and you don't have a treat, can people pee on your pot?" If you want a daughter-in-law, but you don't want to spend money on roasting chicken, how can there be such a good thing in the world? If you don't want to make a profit, who wants to get up five times in the morning? ”

Wang Er Mazi watched the donkey leave blankly, and shouted: "Huge, you pulled him back?" How old is his cousin? ”

Huge looked at the stupid Wang Er Mazi, patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "It's late." Let's think of something else. Aunt Pi Donkey's cousin, you have no hope. It's a good family affair, and you will be smashed by yourself. Lift a rock and smash it on your feet, and bang it! Do you try to hurt your feet? ”

Wang Er Mazi touched his feet and said, "It doesn't hurt, aren't my feet good?" ”

Huge patted his winter melon on the head, and scolded himself viciously: "I am the biggest fool in the world, two hundred and five!" My own feet hurt, okay? ”

Huge scolded himself, came out of the seafood building directly, no longer ignored Wang Er Mazi's Alzheimer's disease, and went home by himself.

Wang Er Mazi chased after him and asked, "Huge, you can't go Wow, you're gone, what should my daughter-in-law do?" ”

"The child cried, hugged his mother, and found Li Er to solve it! Break people and break things! Huge said from a distance. (To be continued......)

PS: Recommend two books: "Ask the Divine Way" and "The Law of Violence"