The weather in July was suffocatingly hot.

In the evening, there was a lot of traffic in front of the Greek mythology, and the security guard Wang Stupid, who was supposed to guide the vehicle, stood on the side of the road, staring at both sides of the road with a pair of eyes stunned.

Wang Du knew that in the next few minutes, there would be a car accident, and a girl in a white dress would fall in a pool of blood, and he had to cheer up and not dare to relax in the slightest to avoid the tragedy repeating itself in front of him.

What about people?

Why hasn't it shown up yet?

Wang Stupid's neck was sore, but within a radius of 100 meters, there was not even a woman dressed in white.

"It's not easy to be Lei Feng once." Wang Stupid wiped a handful of sweat, muttered in his mouth, and secretly wondered if it was a dream to travel through 60 days.

"I'll go over ...... right away"

Just when Wang Fool suspected that he had a dream, suddenly, a curvaceous girl in a white dress behind him hurriedly walked off the road, answering the phone with one hand and stopping the taxi with the other, in a hurry.

"White Dress !!"

Wang Stupid's head suddenly had a sharp pain, and he didn't have time to think, relying on an instinct, he suddenly rushed down the road, and his arm wrapped around the girl's slender waist and pulled, but because he was caught off guard, he used too much force, and fell on the road at the same time as the girl.

Ga!

With the screeching sound of brakes, a whistling muck truck dragged a brake mark more than ten meters long and stopped in front, where Wang Du and the girl fell, from the dark brake marks, at most ten centimeters, thrilling.

"Walk without long eyes? Look for death! ”

The muck truck driver poked his head out, scolded the stupid girl who fell to the ground, and with one foot on the accelerator, the muck truck raced away with the roar of the engine, leaving behind the rut, leaving behind the wreckage of the mobile phone.

The frightened girl got up and scrambled to find the surviving SIM card from the wreckage of the phone.

"Thank you, uncle." The girl of the wolf bèi thanked Wang Stupid and stretched out her hand to stop the taxi.

"Uncle ......"

"Uncle, I have something urgent, I will definitely invite you to dinner when I come back."

“……”

Before Wang Du, who was stunned by the girl's words and uncles, had not had time to speak, the girl had already gotten into a taxi and left.

"Auntie! Does Lao Tzu look like an uncle? ”

Wang Stupid scolded the taxi's buttocks, but unfortunately, the taxi did not stop, but from a distance, it could be seen that the girl poked her head out and looked back, she should have heard Wang Stupid scolding her.

Wang stupidly scolded and patted the dust on the security uniform, sighing to himself that he was unlucky. Originally, Wang Fool thought that after risking his life to save people, even if he didn't get a big red envelope, he would at least have the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman, but the result was that he was almost killed and was called uncle by a girl who was not much younger than himself, which was unbearable!

"Am I old......"

The indignant Wang Stupid walked to the mirror decoration of the KTV hall and glanced at it, looking at the image of the unshaven lewd uncle in the mirror, and suddenly petrified.

No wonder people call him uncle, he hasn't shaved for a week.

At this time, although it was already evening, the sun was still strong, and the business of Greek mythological KTV had not yet reached its peak, and Wang Du, who was in charge of security work, had nothing to do.

Wang Stupid walked around the door, his eyes kept looking at the rainforest performance hall next to him.

For a whole week, Wang Fool was looking for a fortune teller.

There is an open space in front of the Rainforest Auditorium in City C, which is a place where fortune tellers gather, and every day there will be blind people, monks and Taoists and the like who sit on small stools to solicit business.

The sun is setting, twilight is falling, there are more and more fake Taoist monks and fake monks who are abducted and deceived, some people look like dogs, some fairy wind bones, some fierce gods and evil spirits, all kinds of props also appear, "easy to learn physiognomy" and "fortune telling association president" and other badges have also been hung on the chest, in short, the more convincing props the better.

Slowly, some good men and women who were temporarily clinging to Buddha took the bait, and the "masters" began to point out the country like a river, touch the bones and look at the face, divinate the hexagram to eliminate disasters, and laugh at money......

……

Seeing that one by one the "masters" occupied some advantageous positions, Wang Du secretly calculated that it had been a week, and the Taoist priest should have appeared in the past few days.

Suddenly, Wang Du's eyes lit up.

Under the street lamp, an old man in a black robe came belatedly carrying a small wooden stool in his hand and found an inconspicuous corner to sit down.

Before the old Dao could sit firmly, Wang Du rushed forward with an arrow step and grabbed the old Dao's robe.

"Hahaha, I've finally found you, you owe me two cigarettes!" Wang laughed stupidly and proudly.

"What are you doing? Does Poor Dao know you? Lao Dao was suddenly caught by Wang Du, and his face was dazed.

"Hmph, of course you don't know me now, in a few days, you will know me, and then, we bet, you said, you can travel me to the Qin Dynasty, if you lose, you will lose two cigarettes to me, as a result, I didn't go to the Qin Dynasty, but returned to 60 days ago, no, we already knew each other, back to around 60 days, you don't know me again...... Hey...... It's too complicated, anyway, you owe me two cigarettes, you have to give it, you have to give it, you have to give it if you don't give it! Also, after I failed to cross, I fell into a headache, you have to help me heal, otherwise, you will have to lose money......"

"Ah......" Lao Dao looked at Wang Stupid with a dull expression, and his mouth was open enough to stuff an egg.

"Don't understand?" Wang Stupid suddenly became anxious, what he was most worried about was that Lao Dao couldn't understand his words, after all, according to the calculation of time, the two had not yet known each other at this time, let alone the inexplicable bet.

"Yes." Lao Dao looked at the Taoist robe that was grabbed by Wang Dudu, and estimated that if he didn't admit it, this guy would not let go.

"Hehe, just understand, bring the cigarette!" Wang Fool suddenly breathed a long sigh of relief.

"Willing to lose! There is no cigarette on the poor road, so let's convert it into cash, what kind of cigarette did we bet on at the beginning? Lao Dao was also a bachelor, and he immediately took out a wallet, opened it, and revealed a thick stack of banknotes.

"Yes...... Ninety-Five Supreme ......" looked at the thick banknotes in the old Taoist wallet, Wang Fool's eyes lit up, and immediately changed the Furong King to the Ninety-Five Honor, in fact, he grew up in C, and he had never seen what the Ninety-Five Supreme looked like, let alone how much it cost, he just read the news and said that the smoke of the Ninety-Five Supreme was very expensive.

“…… Ninety-five Supreme? Lao Dao's eyes froze, revealing suspicion.

"Yes, it's the Ninety-Five Supreme!" Wang Stupid is upright, righteous and awe-inspiring, and categorical.

"Okay, the Ninety-Five Supreme is the Ninety-Five Supreme, this is two thousand yuan." Lao Dao seemed to be in a hurry to leave, not wanting to entangle with Wang Fool, so he counted two thousand yuan and handed it to Wang Fool, turned around and left, not even the small wooden stool, with a look of hurry.

"Hey, don't go!" Wang Fool grabbed Lao Dao's robe, "What should I do if I have a headache?" ”

"Headache?"

"Yes, just since the failure of the crossing, I have fallen into the root of the headache."

"This ...... Poor Dao only knows some of the techniques of the five elements, not a doctor, and can't treat you for your illness, otherwise it would be ...... Do you still want to go to the Qin Dynasty? Lao Dao thought for a moment and asked.

"Qin Dynasty...... I have to think about this. ”

Wang was stunned for a moment, at the beginning, he was sure that Lao Dao was a liar, but he didn't expect that Lao Dao really had some ability, although he didn't let him go to the Qin Dynasty, but let him go back to 60 days ago, if he really let him go to the Qin Dynasty in chaos, he didn't have the courage.

"Well, you think about it first, let's make an appointment to meet here the last time you crossed, if you are willing to go to the Qin Dynasty, Poor Dao will help you go to the Qin Dynasty, if you are not willing to go, Poor Dao will let you go back to the previous time, as soon as it is normal, then the headache will naturally be gone."

"It's a deal."

"It's hard to chase a horse!"

……

Seeing the old man leave in a hurry, Wang Du touched the thick stack of banknotes in his trouser pocket, and smiled, this feeling of getting something for nothing is comfortable.

"Wang stupid, you idiot, why do you wander around when you go to work?" A middle-aged man in a black suit yelled at the king in front of the Greek mythological KTV.

"Coming, coming......"

Wang Stupid suddenly had a headache, and hurriedly endured the headache, and trotted back to the KTV door to guide the parking with a flattering face. Wang Du didn't dare to offend this manager Chen who had an underworld*, it is said that everyone who watched the scene in Greek mythology called him a brother and sister.

In the eyes of many people, Wang Stupid is just a somewhat despicable and cowardly security guard who occasionally harms others and benefits himself.

At this time, the bustling city has been brimming, and the originally deserted KTV is already full of traffic and people coming and going.

No one notices Wang's stupid cunzài, because no one will notice a security guard, even if he passes by, in the eyes of many people, the security guard is a thoughtless person. There is no joy or sorrow.

Wang Stupid, who shuttles in the flow of people and traffic, will be scolded from time to time, he still works hard, because he has no choice, this is his job, even if he hates this job, he will try to do it well, after all, this is professional ethics, unless, he doesn't want to do it.

If it was before, Wang Stupid would not care about these discrimination and ignorance, but now, he is in torment all the time, because whenever he is scolded and discriminated against, the headache will attack, like a bomb bursting in his head, making him feel painful.

"...... above the moon" Wang Stupid's copycat mobile phone rang out with a loud singing.

Wang Stupid took out his mobile phone, opened it and saw that the caller ID was the phone number of his ex-girlfriend Yingzi, Wang Stupid didn't think about it, and hung up immediately.

"...... above the moon" Wang Du's mobile phone just hung up, and the fierce ringtone rang again.

"Why don't you answer my phone?" Yingzi asked menacingly.

"Ah...... I accidentally pressed it. Wang Fool lowered his eyebrows and was pleasing to his eyes, because, he suddenly reacted, he had not broken up with Yingzi yet, he didn't want to answer the phone, he thought that he could have a shot with his ex at night, and immediately changed his mind and decided to "continue the front edge" at night.

"Humph! What are you doing? Yingzi snorted coldly and asked.

"At work."

"Oh, you can book a private room for me."

"What? Greek mythology is expensive! ”

"I have a couple of high school classmates coming over today...... You don't care, you just book a private room, and you don't want to pay, someone will pay. ”

"But ......"

Before Wang Stupid's words came out, Yingzi had already hung up the phone, and there was a busy sound of "beep" on the phone.

"Smack!"

Wang stupidly threw the phone to the ground, and the copycat version of the Apple phone that he had only saved for two months' salary immediately fell apart.