The hearse is gone.

At first, a few people thought they were looking at the wrong eye.

However, after carefully looking at the front and back, he found that the car was really gone, and Yan Xiaokai, who was in charge of keeping the car keys, raised the remote control and pressed it several times around, without any sound or reaction.

Shangguan Wusu asked suspiciously, "What's going on?"

Yan Xiaokai said lovelessly: "What else can it be, the car is stolen."

Shangguan Yunchen said: "How could it be stolen, there are security guards at the exit of this parking kitchen, and they enter and exit with a card."

Speaking of parking cards, Yan Xiaokai and Wan Yanyu couldn't help but look at Lu Shangguan Wusu, because she was the last to drive, and she was the one who received the card

Although Wan Yanyu drove down when he got out of the highway, after eating breakfast, Wan Yanyu was afraid that they would change the hotel, so he took the car keys first.

As soon as they saw it, Shangguan Wusu's face suddenly became hot, "What are you doing with me?"

Yan Xiaokai asked angrily: "What about the parking card?"

Shangguan Wusu said weakly, "I put it in the car"

Yan Xiaokai was speechless, "Why don't you just put yourself in the car." ”

Shangguan Wusu glared at him resentfully, "When I got out of the car, I added a steering wheel lock and an anti-theft lock." But those car thieves are so powerful, what can I do? ”

Yan Xiaokai said lovelessly: "You still have to be hard-mouthed, if you take the parking card on your body, now we can go to the hotel and be confident, now we even lose the parking card, what do we use to reason?"

Shangguan Wusuwei's words: "I ......"

Wan Yanyu saw that they had been arguing about this kind of thing that did not wait to eat or drink, and finally couldn't help but interject: "Xiao Kai, the most serious thing now is not that the car is lost or the parking card is lost, the key is that the urn is still on the car."

Shangguan Wusu's face turned pale when he heard this, and he said in a panic: "Then what should we do now?"

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said: "Call the police first, then report to Uncle Eyeball, and then go to the hotel and adjust the surveillance video."

Wan Yanyu nodded helplessly, there was no other way but this.

Shangguan Wusu said: "But this urn is lost, how should we explain it to the company?"

Yan Xiaokai said heartlessly: "If you lose it, you lose it, what's the big deal, it's not an antique, it's not worth a few dollars." Let's go to the nearby cemetery and buy another identical one. ”

Shangguan Wusu rolled his eyes, "What about the ashes in the urn?" Shall we buy a bag of laundry detergent and add it?"

Shangguan Yunchen said: "Stupid, the smell of laundry detergent is so big, you have to buy two packs of flour to look like it."

Wan Yanyu stood aside silently, watching a few people come up with bad ideas, but after watching it for a while, she found that Yan Xiaokai's expression was indifferent, not at all worried and anxious, as if it was nothing big if the car and ashes were lost, Xiu Mei couldn't help frowning, and her eyes were locked on his face.

Being noticed by beautiful women is something that men can't ask for.

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Yan Xiaokai is also a man, and he also hopes that beautiful women will pay attention, but he really can't bear Yan Yu's desperate eyes.

After being stared at by her for less than half a minute, Yan Xiaokai collapsed a little, and asked paralyzedly: "Wan Yanyu, what do you think I am doing?"

Wan Yanyu said lightly: "Knowingly asked"

Yan Xiaokai's face was embarrassed, and he sighed secretly in his heart: This woman is really too shrewd, and she can't hide anything from her

He untied the broken bag he was carrying on his shoulder, took out a bag of things from it and handed it to him.

Wan Yanyu took it and took a look, and found that the plastic bag contained a package of white powder, and asked, "This is?"

Yan Xiaokai said lovelessly: "Aren't you also knowingly asking?" What else could it be but ashes?"

The three of them froze at the same time, looking at him in amazement.

Yan Xiaokai said: "Just in case, when you went to the toilet on the side of the highway, I opened the urn and put the ashes into this bag." At that time, I felt that I was too careful, and I was too careful, but now it seems that my approach is wise, and not ordinary wisdom, and even I can't help but admire myself hehe"

Three: "......"

The ashes were not lost, which is naturally a blessing in misfortune, and the most numb customers can explain there.

However, the police still have to report, the company still has to report, and the hotel also has to be found.

Yan Xiaokai decided to find the hotel first, because after reporting to the police, they may not be able to see the surveillance video as evidence.

Several people then reversed back to the hotel, found the manager on duty, and told him about the loss of the vehicle, and with his cooperation, several people quickly saw the surveillance video.

However, because Shangguan Wusu parked the car in a surveillance corner, several people did not see the process of the car being stolen, and could only see the video of the car at the exit.

The light shield on the car was pulled down, and in the driver's seat was a man wearing a peaked cap and sunglasses, his face was unclear, his body was thin, and he was about twenty or thirty years old.

When this person drove out, he handed the security guard a parking card in the car, so when everyone saw this scene, they couldn't help but look at Lu Shangguan Wusu again.

Even though no one said anything, the woman hung her head in shame.

After watching the surveillance video, Yan Xiaokai called the police.

Before waiting for the police to arrive, Yan Xiaokai called Uncle Eyeball again.

When the eyeball uncle heard that the car was stolen, he immediately became furious, and he scolded him with blood, "You can lose millions of cars, why don't you just throw yourself away?" It's really not enough to succeed, more than enough to lose, you can't do such a small thing, what big things will you do in the future? I'm really angry, I'm so angry, I knew that you were so useless, I shouldn't have let you drive such a good car......"

Yan Xiaokai endured it for a while, but finally couldn't hold back, and roared on the spot, "I didn't park indiscriminately, but parked in a parking lot that was guarded by a special person, but people have to steal your car, what can I do?" Am I just guarding your broken car day and night? What does it mean not to be afraid of thieves stealing, but afraid of thieves and not knowing what to do?"

Uncle Eyeball obviously didn't expect Yan Xiaokai to dare to yell at him, and he was stunned for a while, and then lowered his tone and said, "You said that if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "You forgot, when you asked the customer how much the value of the things being transported, didn't he say that they would keep five million?" You've also added other people's insurance premiums."

Uncle Eyeball asked suspiciously, "You mean to say that this guy cheats on insurance?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I didn't say that, you said it"

Uncle Eyeball was silent for a while, and then asked, "Have you seen the surveillance video?"

Yan Xiaokai said what he saw.

Uncle Eyeball then asked, "Did you call the police?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's reported, the police haven't come yet"

Uncle Eyeball sighed and said, "After the police come in that moment, you can call me again."

Yan Xiaokai agreed, and hung up the phone.

After about ten minutes, the police came.

Inquire about the situation, take photos on the spot, and record confessions...... After a series of procedures, leave a sentence of "wait for news", and this is gone.

Yan Xiaokai took out the phone again and called back to Uncle Eyeball.

"Uncle, the police have come"

Uncle Eyeball hurriedly asked, "What did you say?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "What else can I say, wait for the news"

Uncle Eyeball actually roared again, "You bunch of waste, do you know how much loss you have brought to the company because of your mistakes this time?" The car is more than 2 million, and the box of ashes is 5 million, a total of more than 7 million, who will be responsible for this loss......"

Yan Xiaokai immediately became excited, and interrupted him with a roar: "What are you yelling about? You are less alarmist there, the company has not lost a dime, I have seen it before getting into the car, the car is fully insured, anti-theft insurance is 2.25 million, the car is lost, the insurance company will pay the claim"

Uncle Eyeball was choked, and then yelled: "What about the ashes? Five million, you're going to pay for it?"

Yan Xiaokai roared: "You think I'm as stupid as you, I have already packed up the ashes and carried them with me."

"...... you" Uncle Eyeball was speechless again, and only after half a sound did he ask in a low voice, "Then what do you say now?"

Yan Xiaokai said angrily: "It's really funny, you are the boss, now it's time for you to tell me what to do, it's not you who come to ask me what to do, what should I do if I know what to do, what do you want your boss to do?"

Uncle Eyeball roared again, "Since you know that I am your boss, you still speak to me in this tone"

Yan Xiaokai roared even louder: "You speak to me in this tone, what tone can you expect me to use to talk to you?"

Uncle Eyeball was paralyzed, and said weakly: "Young man, it's better not to be so arrogant."

Yan Xiaokai didn't think about it and responded: "Old man, it's better not to rely on the old and sell the old so much."

Uncle Eyeball was so angry that he couldn't do it, "You, okay, you kid wait, come back and see how I clean you up, I have to skin you and break your three legs......"

Yan Xiaokai said impatiently: "You don't say that Xing talk, hurry up and say, what should I do now?" After this trip back, it's not certain whether Lao Tzu will stay in your broken company for an internship."

Uncle Eyeball was angry, and after a while, he said weakly: "Find another car and continue to hurry"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Where's the money?"

Uncle Eyeball said, "Didn't the money be given to you earlier?"

Yan Xiaokai directly gave him a sentence: "grass"

Uncle Eyeball immediately roared, "What did you say?"

Yan Xiaokai ignored it and hung up the phone directly.

But when he put down his phone, he found that the other three were looking at him dumbfounded.

But it's no wonder, because it's strange to have such a boss, but it's even more strange to have such a subordinate

The hearse was stolen, and Shangguan Yunchen's car finally came in handy, and it was gratuitous.

When getting into the car, Shangguan Yunchen couldn't help but quietly give Yan Xiaokai a thumbs up, "Brother, you really have a character"

Yan Xiaokai straightened his chest very much, "This still needs to be said"

Shangguan Yunchen laughed, "My vision is also good, I didn't find the wrong man for my sister." ”

Yan Xiaokai's eyes widened: "......"

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