Chapter 663: Turtle Breath
Lin Hong and Xu Yuxi left, and they returned after an hour or two.
"Lin Hao, he's asleep."
Xu Yuxi looked at the madman San who was sleeping in the hammock, at this time he was holding an empty wine bottle in his arms, squinting his eyes, and did not move, looking like this, he should be asleep.
"Isn't it just right to fall asleep? Let's do it. Lin Hongdao.
"Oh, you kill the rabbit, I'll take care of the cooking. Help me up the heat and get the pot out. Xu Yuxi commanded Lin Hongdao at this time.
"......" Lin Hong was speechless, obviously there was no way for such a girl to apologize, so Lin Hong asked her to cook a sumptuous meal to apologize to the madman San. In fact, this madman looks like a childlike child, nearly a hundred years old, in fact, this psychology is like a big child. This is Xu Yuxi, a little beauty, who cooked him a hearty meal, apologized, and he should forgive Xu Yuxi.
However, although this method was thought of by Lin Hong, it was Xu Yuxi who apologized. As a result, now, Lin Hong has completely become his subordinate. In addition to cooking with ready-made ingredients, Xu Yuxi handed over everything else to Lin Hong.
Forget it, Lin Hong doesn't care, anyway, it's a favor for Xu Yuxi. Besides, this Xu Yuxi made the madman angry because of him.
The kitchen utensils and some seasoning materials here are quite complete here, this Lin Hong is very strange, this madman is under house arrest here, how can there be these things? But now is not the time for Lin Hong to think about it, and he began to help Xu Yuxi prepare materials.
It wasn't until noon that the meal was finally ready. Actually, it's very simple, that is, a rabbit, made two dishes, and then copied a wild vegetable. As for Lin Hong, he said that he would also get a good dish of his, and he wouldn't let Xu Yuxi look at it when he made it, because she wouldn't be able to eat it then.
After finishing it, Lin Hong moved the table in the room and put the dishes on it.
"Lin Hong, what did you do? It's all white. Looking at Lin Hong's mysterious cooking, he was very curious. This was copied after being fried in oil, and the shape was very strange, and Xu Yuxi couldn't tell what it was made of.
"You eat, eat." Lin Hongdao.
Xu Yuxi grabbed one and fed it into his mouth.
"Lin Hong, your cooking skills are good. What is this? It's a bit like the kraft candy I ate when I was a child, but it's softer than the kraft candy and delicious. Xu Yuxi said.
"If it's delicious, eat a little more, this thing is high in protein. I named this dish Bai Fumei. Lin Hongdao.
"Is there a rich and handsome man?" Xu Yuxi said with a smile.
"Yes." Lin Hong said: "But you can't eat it until summer." Now I only found this wood worm, as for the rich and handsome, it is fried crickets. ”
"What do you think this is?" Xu Yuxi asked.
"Wood worms."
"Grope~" said, Xu Yuxi squatted aside and vomited.
"Hey, hey, don't throw up. It took me a lot of effort to get these things, good stuff, high protein. Lin Hongdao.
"It's strange if you don't vomit, it's so disgusting, vomit~"
"Finished throwing up?" Seeing that Xu Yuxi was almost vomiting, Lin Hong walked over and patted her gently on the back.
Xu Yuxi nodded lightly.
"After vomiting, go and wake up the madman, let him come to dinner, apologize to him, and it should be fine." Lin Hongdao.
"Oh." Xu Yuxi answered, got up and rinsed his mouth with water, and then walked in front of the madman three. She shook the hammock gently and said, "Third Master, I made you a lunch." I'm sorry last night, I know I can't keep my mouth shut. Am I not young? Will you forgive me once? ”
After talking about this for a long time, I didn't see any reaction from the madman. This Xu Yuxi is a little unhappy, I have come to apologize to you so sincerely, you still don't appreciate it, forget it if you don't appreciate it, you don't even let out a fart, this hurts people's self-esteem.
"What do you mean, old madman? I've apologized to you so sincerely, and you even said a word. Yes, I said too much last night, isn't it because you didn't accept Lin Hao, people were angry. Now I apologize to you, look at it, this oil has given me a soup bubble on the back of my hand, and you still don't appreciate it. Xu Yuxi said, grabbing the hand of the madman San and trying to pull him off the hammock.
However, this Xu Yuxi just touched the hand of the madman San, and the whole person trembled. This is not right, his collection is so cold, there is almost no body temperature.
Xu Yuxi put his hand on the neck of the madman three with some trembling, the same cold and scary, like a dead man. In the end, Xu Yuxi put his hand on the chest of the madman three, and there was no heartbeat.
"Ah......" With a scream, Xu Yuxi sat on the ground, his little face pale.
Lin Hong hurriedly ran over and helped Xu Yuxi up.
"Xu Yuxi, what's wrong?" Lin Hong asked.
Xu Yuxi hugged Lin Hong tightly, and his body trembled slightly with fright. He buried his head in Lin Hong's chest, and pointed his right hand back at the madman three times: "He, he has no body temperature, no heartbeat, and he is dead...... He's dead. ”
When Lin Hong heard this, his heart trembled. He was stupid, how could this be, dead? How could this be dead? Even if you follow the plot of history, even if the madman three dies, he won't die like this. Lin Hong didn't believe it, after all, this Xu Yuxi was just an ordinary person, maybe sometimes she really couldn't tell if this person was dead or not.
So Lin Hong let go of Xu Yuxi and slowly walked in front of the madman three. Directly put his hand into the clothes of the madman three and touched his chest. Sure enough, the whole body was cold, and the heartbeat was almost non-existent. Yes, it's almost none, but it doesn't mean there isn't. If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely not be able to touch his heartbeat.
"Lin Hao, did I her off to death? What to do? Xu Yuxi asked Lin Hong nervously.
"Leave it to me." Lin Hong said, went to the table and took a piece of rabbit meat, and then put the meat next to the nose of the madman three. At first, the madman didn't react, but after more than ten seconds, his nose began to move, and he kept inhaling and smelling the rabbit meat.
"Old madman, you're boring enough to use the turtle breath method to deceive other little girls. Haven't you gotten up yet? I ate all the rabbit meat when I didn't get up, and I secretly ate a piece when Yuxi was making it just now, and it was juicy and tender. I'm drooling when I think about it, you don't eat it, it's exactly what I want, I'll eat it all. Lin Hongdao.
"Stinky boy, this is someone else's girl who apologized to me, you eat a fart, you don't have your share." As he spoke, the madman sat up, got out of the hammock, ran to the table, grabbed it with his hands, and started eating.