One hundred and forty-one, the whole person
The four-eyed path grew out of the door and went straight to the place where Master Ikkyu lived.
Bai Yu knew that there would be a good show to watch, so he didn't sleep, he got up from the bed, got dressed, and went out of the room.
At this time, Jia Le was cleaning outside the door, and when he saw Bai Yu walking out, he immediately smiled and said hello: "Dao Chang got up so early?" Didn't get a little more sleep? ”
Bai Yu shook his head and said, "I don't think I can rest, look at the two of them." His hand gently pointed to where Master Ikkyu lived, and showed it to Knorr.
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist had already arrived in the room, and saw that he was holding a box in his hand, and said to Master Yixiu arrogantly: "Monk, I want to buy you here, how much do you say." After speaking, he suddenly dropped the box in his hand on the table, in fact, the four-eyed Taoist is a very stingy person, as can be seen from the fact that Jia Le asked him for a dress but gave it to him after eight years. But such a stingy person is willing to take out money to buy such a useless house, which shows that the four-eyed Taoist has reached the limit of his patience with Master Ikkyu's chanting.
Master Yixiu's face was stunned, and when he saw the contents of the box, he was amazed again, and said, "Wow, there are so many gold bars!" But then there was some confusion, so I don't know where I offended the four-eyed Dao chief. Then he smiled and said to the four eyes: "Brother Dao, it is fate that we can live together, how can you say that this fate can be measured by money?" ”
But the four-eyed Taoist seemed to have made up his mind, and snorted lightly: "Are you going to sell it or not?" "Look at the momentum, but I already have a plan.
But Master Yixiu shook his head, then shifted his gaze to the box of gold bars, and said very firmly: "Don't sell it." ”
The four-eyed Taoist was stunned when he heard this, and when he heard Master Yixiu, he felt a little incredulous about his refusal, and wanted to say a few more words: "How can you be willing to move?" ”
Master Ikyu shook his head and smiled, "Amitabha." Poor monks want to recite sutras here until they pass away. ”
The four-eyed Taoist elder glared at him and said hatefully: "Okay, I'm here staring at you with big eyes, to see when you die!" Then he was about to take his money box and go home, but he froze, for he saw a clay doll on the table.
I saw that this mud doll was actually three points similar to Master Yixiu in terms of demeanor, and suddenly his eyes rolled, and he instantly changed to a smiling face. smiled and said: "Monk, since you don't want to sell it, forget it, this clay figure is very similar to you?" ”
Master Yixiu was stunned for a moment, and then thought that it was the four-eyed Taoist who had opened his mind, and he was suddenly very happy, after all, they had been fighting for a long time, and Master Yixiu was also a little tired, so he smiled and said: "Ah, at this time, Qingqing pinched it out according to my appearance." ”
The four-eyed Dao chief nodded as if he suddenly realized and said, "So that's the case, then I wonder if Lu Dao can give it to me?" ”
Master Yixiu was very cheerful and said, "No problem." Take it if you want. ”
Naturally, the four-eyed Taoist would not just leave, and he smiled and said, "Come and sign for me." ”
Master Yixiu said: "The signature is not sincere enough, I'll give a handprint." ”
The four-eyed Taoist was overjoyed in his heart, but his face was not excessively expressive, so he nodded and said, "Okay, this is better." ”
This is Jia Le, who was watching on the other side, asked Bai Yu with some doubts: "What does the master want this doll to do?" ”
Hearing this, Bai was a little helpless, what else would a Taoist priest do with the signatures and handprints of dignitaries? He shook his head and said, "Haven't you learned any tricks to make people whole?" ”
But seeing that Jia Le still shook his head suspiciously and said, "No, I haven't thought about learning this thing." Does it matter? "It seems that this family is really an honest person, and others will learn one or two tricks to make some pranks when they first learn Taoism. I didn't expect him to be able to.
Bai Yu smiled lightly and said, "This is your master who is going to play tricks, it seems that the master next door is going to be unlucky." With that, he turned and walked away.
Jia Le was stunned for a moment, and then he was surprised again, and said, "The master is trying to play tricks on the master?" No, I have to tell the master. But he didn't take a few steps, but was stopped by Bai Yu.
Bai Yu looked at him with some amusement and said, "Why are you going?" ”
Jia Le said: "I'll go and tell the master to go, otherwise the master will be miserable." ”
Bai Yu shook his head when he heard this, and said, "If you go and tell Master Ikkyu, what do you think will happen?" Master Ikyu definitely won't just forget it. When the time comes, your master will be harmed, what will your master think? ”
Jia Le was stunned for a moment, then fell silent, shook his head and sighed: "Yes, this matter is really not in my hands, I can only wait and see what happens." ”
At this moment, the four-eyed Taoist came back from the outside happily. Seeing that he was holding the clay doll as a treasure, Ha Luha smiled and said, "Jia Le, open the altar quickly." ”
Jia Le came to the four-eyed Taoist chief a little weakly and said, "Master, do you really want to rectify the master?" ”
The four-eyed Taoist glared at him and said, "Go to the altar and talk nonsense?" In desperation, Jia Le could only sigh and prepare to set up the altar.
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist noticed that Bai Yu was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the mud doll in his hand, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, he snorted and said: "Daoyou, you haven't slept again, sleep for a while, otherwise you will fall asleep for a while." ”
Bai Yu shook his head and said, "Brother Dao, you two really don't know why Lu Dao is so fond of fighting, you are old neighbors for so many years, you don't need to be like this, right?" ”
The four-eyed Taoist shook his head and said: "Daoyou, you just leave it alone for the time being, just watch the show on the side, this stinky monk is noisy and quiet all day long, he is really sorry for my insomnia this night, Daoyou should also be noisy by this old monk, right?" Look how I get angry. ”
At this time, the family had already prepared all kinds of things for the altar, and the four-eyed Taoist did not talk to Bai Yu anymore and began to do the magic and open the altar, but the tricky method used by the four-eyed Taoist was the puppet technique of Bai Yu.
The puppet spell is a tricky spell that is relatively advanced among the tricky spells, and it can be cast with just a small straw man and some things related to the caster, and if the spell is successfully cast, the strawman will be integrated with the caster, not only what the strawman will do, but even the caster can use the straw man to kill the caster.
Of course, the four-eyed Taoist will definitely not ask for the life of Master Ichikyu, the two of them just don't like each other, but they haven't reached the point of asking for someone's life, and even they have developed a relationship in the process.
Master Yixiu is not an ordinary person, and his cultivation is similar to that of the Four-Eyed Dao Chief, so if the Four-Eyed Dao Master wants to trick him, he still has to use spells to enhance the power of his spells.
I saw that the four-eyed Taoist carefully cut off the handprint on the clay figure with a wooden knife, and then at the same time took a piece of rune paper from the side, wrapped the handprint in his hand, and suddenly the rune paper ignited, and the four-eyed Taoist sneered, and directly threw the rune paper into the cinnabar bowl that had been prepared on the side, only to see that the next moment even the cinnabar in the bowl was also led.
Then the four-eyed Taoist began to recite the mantra quickly, and after reciting the mantra, he picked it up in the bowl of cinnabar with his hand, and then wiped it on the straw man, and then shouted softly: "Get up." ”
I saw that the straw man bounced up violently as if it had a spring.
Bai Yu naturally knew that this spell was ready, but he didn't want to stay here longer, if Master Yixiu reflected it later, it would be bad if he thought he was an accomplice of the four-eyed Dao Master, but he didn't want to be rectified.
So he coughed lightly and said, "I'll go back and sleep for a while, hey, I still haven't woken up, it's always been too tired in the past two days, and I have to make up for it." ”
The four-eyed Taoist didn't care and just nodded casually, and his eyes really didn't leave the straw man on the altar, his eyes faintly revealed a light of excitement, and he muttered in a low voice: "Now let's see how long you can read." ”
Bai Yu shook his head when he saw this, you will return it later, now I am happy that I should cry after a while, and then I ignored him and got up and left.
He entered the room but did not sleep, but watched secretly through the crack in the door, and it would be better to think that the funny scene in the movie would be real in front of him.
At this time, the four-eyed Taoist has also been opened, and he controls the straw man to destroy the master of Yixiu over there, and Master Yixiu has suffered a lot, but fortunately, Master Yixiu's insight is very unusual, and he finally cracked the spell with garlic.
In fact, I think that the four-eyed Taoist should not have thought about the consequences of being discovered just now, you must know that there are only two of them in a radius of a hundred miles, and one person will not be suspicious of others if he is tricked by spells, and in the end, Master Yixiu will still settle accounts with him.
Thinking of this, Bai Yu felt slightly funny, and he felt that in fact, this monk would really have a lot of jokes when they were together.
At this time, the four-eyed Dao Master was looking at the fallen straw man in confusion and was a little inexplicable, he didn't know what was wrong with this technique, and now it didn't work.
Then he looked at Master Ikyu's room, and found that there was no one now, and muttered to himself in some surprise: "Where have the people gone?" Why is it gone? ”
But when he looked back, he was startled by the situation in front of him, because Master Ikkyu was looking at him with a smile in his clothes that had become tattered just now, and Qingqing was following him.
His heart was suddenly shocked, but he didn't dare to show it, and forced himself to calm down: "What do you want to see me do?" (To be continued......)
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