Chapter 22 An Unusual Lamb Kebab Oven
The third ring road in the capital will have a relatively peaceful transition period after the morning rush hour. At this time, the road is still relatively smooth! On both sides of the Third Ring Road, all kinds of trees are planted, the most are locust trees, and willow trees are the majority.
Li Xiaoteng pulled one step at a time and turned back three times, longing for Zhao Fatzi, who had a 180-degree turn in his neck. Hurry forward!
Li Xiaoteng looked at Zhao Fatzi's pig brother and sighed: "Do you think this Zhao Xun is particularly beautiful?" I saw that the fat man Zhao, who was still faintly drooling at the corner of his mouth, nodded a little distracted and said, "Beauty~~!" ”
Li Xiaoteng said a little helplessly: "Brother Dong, I want to write a novel, send it, and show it to the people!" ”
"Huh? Novel? What fiction? Why do you write novels? Zhao Fatzi wondered. It's just for fantasy young people like you! Li Xiaoteng said with a smile: "I'll tell you what I want to write!" ”
Zhao Fatzi was a little confused, Li Xiaoteng casually took out a yellow fruit tree from his pocket, lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said slowly: "The male protagonist in my book must find the best lady, the family has tens of billions and hundreds of billions, and they all have to be only daughters, and the parents must be at the level of prime ministers and ministers." What Luo Li, the royal sister, the queen, everything that can be matched for him is matched with him!
The protagonist has to have a big house, and the big house has to have a big bed, and a nest of beautiful women lie on the bed. I don't wear anything, it's a sultry kind. As soon as the protagonist enters the door, he has to tell people whether he has something to do or not: MayIloveyousir?
A mouthful of authentic obscenity, double sensational
In addition, hundreds of overseas rich women, regardless of the United States and the United Kingdom, have to take off and land dozens of private jets at home every day.
Zhao Fatzi walked beside Li Xiaoteng, looking at Li Xiaoteng like a monster in his eyes, only to hear Li Xiaoteng still chattering: "Dozens of ancient families, daughters stick to the protagonist twenty-four hours a day, it's just a word!"
If you take out a trash, you can soak the family heirlooms.
The beautiful girl in people's novels is either surnamed Nangong or surnamed Murong, if you are surnamed Zhang, surnamed Liu! You're embarrassed to sign up
You say that such a protagonist, how many beauties do you have to make a book?
Zhao Fatzi said a little hotly: "I think I have two thousand beauties anyway!" ”
Li Xiaoteng exaggeratedly shouted to the fat man: "Two thousand beauties?!" That's a warm-up! Four thousand beauties!
Don't get too much! That's it, it's not a one-night stand! You'll have to study the psychology of the main character! Those who are willing to make 2,000 beauties to OOXX don't care about another 2,000!
Do you know what the protagonist is?
Zhao Fatzi was completely dizzy, and shook his head in a daze!
Li Xiaoteng continued: "The protagonist is! Bubble women are the most indiscriminate, not the best to soak! Therefore, the slogan of my essay is: not the best, but the most indiscriminate!"
Zhao Fatzi was still following Li Xiaoteng's pace, unswervingly moving in the direction of the blacksmith shop. But my head can't turn around! is still fantasizing about the beautiful plot that Li Xiaoteng just made up.
But at this moment, a girl who had been walking beside Li Xiaoteng just now looked at Li Xiaoteng with a neurotic look. I saw that the girl was wearing a light blue shirt, black material pants, and small black leather shoes. The most eye-catching thing should be the pair of big breasts on the chest that are rare for Chinese girls.
This is not who Cui Xiaoyan is!
Li Xiaoteng's eyes just matched Cui Xiaoyan's eyes. If this article is the biography of Zhen Huan. The plot should be Cui Xiaoyan's face turned red. avoided Li Xiaoteng's gaze. If it is an article, it should be Li Xiaoteng's anger as soon as Wang Ba comes out, and Cui Xiaoyan is given income by our Li Xiaoteng. But this is an urban text!
I saw Cui Xiaoyan tilting her head and saying to Li Xiaoteng: "Brother! You work hard! Li Xiaoteng's face suddenly burned like a burning cloud! Faintly observed, I saw that my neck was red!
Zhao Fatzi suddenly came back to his senses at this time and shouted: "Brother Teng is the champion!" When will Brother Teng start writing! I think it's going to be a hit! ”…,
Li Xiaoteng was even more speechless! I saw that Zhao Fatzi was still excited, and Cui Xiaoyan walked forward quickly. Faintly listening to Cui Xiaoyan spit, she scolded in a low voice: "Neuropathy~~!" ”
Li Xiaoteng looked at the cigarette fart that was about to burn his hand, and looked at the fat man Zhao who was excited on the side. looked up at Cui Xiaoyan, who was gradually moving away. sighed, raised his hand and pointed at Cui Xiaoyan's back, and said to Zhao Fatzi, "Brother Dong! Hurry up and order the oven to go, don't fantasize anymore! It is deceitful that there will be a counterattack day in the end. The beauties have made the rich and handsome bubble! ”
Zhao Fatzi looked at the cars driving on the surrounding roads, looked at the pedestrians on both sides of the road, and said with some grievances: "It's not you who seduced me."
There is a place in Taifeng District called Blacksmith Camp! Legend has it that in ancient times, blacksmiths and craftsmen in the capital settled here. Iron and large and small weapons, used by the army, are all hereditary blacksmiths from the blacksmith battalion, who regularly serve in designated places or in the army. In his spare time, at the door of his home, he made some commonly used utensils for the people in the capital.
Of course, like the blacksmith shop in the biography of a Tang hero in a recent TV series, it comes up to create knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks. Hammer stick, hammer and hammer. abductor meteor; Hooked, pointed, bladed, thorny, eeyebrow, chained. There are all kinds of weapons! It's really a pure and crispy nonsense. Just like the current Chinese government bans guns! In ancient times, it was stricter, and bows and arrows and armor were kept privately. More than five mates are regarded as complicity!
What is the crime? Zhu Jiu Clan! Similarly, there are strict regulations on the length and width of controlled knives. There are all government requirements!
Only such as kitchen knives, simple knives. Iron pots and other things can be produced by the blacksmith camp! Nowadays, many children learn historical knowledge through TV dramas, but those directors and screenwriters in TV dramas! actually tampered with history with a plot need
In the blacksmith camp, Li Xiaoteng pulled Zhao Fatzi and finally found a century-old steel processing shop! Brand new door, bright transparent glass! Let the century-old steel processing shop look extraordinarily transparent and tidy!
Step into the century-old steel processing shop. As soon as you enter the 100-year-old steel processing shop, there is a bar counter in front of you. There are several counters on both sides, and there are several sample drawings randomly placed on the counters. There are several pots of flowers all around. If you don't look at the signboard, you really don't know that this is a steel processing shop. A middle-to-high front desk lady at the bar politely shouted to Li Xiaoteng and Zhao Fatzi: "Hello two gentlemen, what do you need?" ”
Zhao Fatzi looked at the century-old steel processing shop and nodded. He said, "You're so clean here! I thought it was the same on TV. A stove with a large fire. There were iron felts and hammers at the door. A strong man was beating the steel by the stove at the door! "I didn't expect it to be different from what I imagined!
The smile of the little girl at the front desk was a little stiff
He politely asked, "Mr. Two, do you need anything?" Li Xiaoteng said: "Eh~ We want to customize a charcoal oven for kebabs!" The little girl at the front desk nodded and said, "Well, two gentlemen, you can really look for it!" All blacksmith battalion, only our family has a custom oven! Others are making craft steel, fence netting, or welding or something! ”
Li Xiaoteng nodded and said, "We also found it after checking it on the Internet!" Suddenly, Zhao Fatzi asked suspiciously: "Does your century-old steel processing shop really have a history of hundreds of years?" ”
The front desk lady said casually: "Of course it's true!" Our 100-year-old steel processing shop has a history of more than 100 years! I saw Zhao Fatzi pointing to the business license and business permit on Qiangshang and asked, "What license and permit are issued in January this year?" ”
The front desk lady blushed and was speechless
At this moment, I saw Cui Xiaoyan, who was wearing a light blue shirt, and walked in with a muttering door. Said to the front desk lady: "Are you here a century-old steel processing shop?" The front desk lady adjusted her mood and said, "Welcome, what does the lady need?" ”…,
I saw Cui Xiaoyan say: "Eh~ I just ran to a blacksmith shop with a stove at the door and a strong man smashing iron, who knew that Lu Dao was a sword-caster!" After asking for a long time, it turned out that a new shop called Centennial Steel Processing Store had opened here! ”
Suddenly tilted his head and saw Li Xiaoteng standing on the side. Cui Xiaoyan snorted, and said in a weird manner: "Brother, you came to build a weapon?" ”
Li Xiaoteng was a little helpless, and said casually: "Ah~ Ha Luha, let's build a mutton skewer charcoal oven!" Cui Xiaoyan was suspicious, nodded, and didn't say anything.
I only heard the little girl at the front desk ask, "Miss, what do you need?" ”
Cui Xiaoyan said casually: "I'll take a look first, you can entertain them first!" The little girl at the front desk turned around and asked Li Xiaoteng, "Sir, how big do you want the oven?" I'll fill in the specs for you! ”
Li Xiaoteng sorted out his thoughts. Said very seriously: "I want to be one and a half meters long, and the left side is forty centimeters." In the middle and to the right be twenty cm in the oven. Eighty centimeters wide on the left side!
The front desk lady asked curiously: "Sir, we haven't made a special oven like yours yet!" Can you give us a sketch? ”
Li Xiaoteng nodded, picked up a pen at the front desk, and took the order paper handed over by the front desk lady. Painted crookedly. The approximate pattern, including the height of the shelves and the specific data, were drawn on paper.
Cui Xiaoyan, who was standing next to Li Xiaoteng, looked very strange, but she was embarrassed to ask anything.
Cui Xiaoyan was embarrassed to ask, but Zhao Fatzi couldn't suppress the fire of gossip burning in his heart and asked, "Brother Teng, how is the oven you painted different from the oven for kebabs?" Li Xiaoteng smiled and didn't speak. Instead, he drew a few wire-like utensils that looked like large fly swatters on the drawings. I handed it to the front desk lady.
The front desk lady asked about the size and specifications of the iron mesh. I pinned it with the order. Said casually: "For an oven of your size, the normal oven is three hundred yuan, and the goods will be picked up in two days." But yours is a specialty product. I calculated the materials, and the iron mesh you added, and the shelves outside. A total of 1,500 dollars. ”
Zhao Fatzi was in a hurry at that time! casually pointed to the items on the counter and said: "Your profile clearly says that with a shelf, one meter five ovens three hundred and five." How can we order it ourselves, and it will become a thousand and five! ”
The front desk lady said helplessly: "Ordinary products have molds!" Very well assembled and welded, you are very troublesome about this! We can guarantee that it will be done for you within two days! But the price has to be this price if you can wait. If you get the goods in half a month, I can give you 200 cheaper! ”
Li Xiaoteng felt that this oven and shelf were indeed a bit expensive, and said casually: "Can't it really be cheap?" Beauty, you give a little cheaper! “
The front desk lady shook her head, then pondered for a moment, and said: "It's done, we don't care about sending it, if you want it within two days, we will give you a discount of fifty, one thousand four hundred and five." If only half a month! One thousand one hundred and fifteen! Our order here is very full, and there is really no way! ”
Zhao Fatzi took Li Xiaoteng's hand and said in a low voice: "Brother Teng! Or you should dedicate yourself! Get this beauty, I guess we don't have to pay for any of them! ”
Li Xiaoteng saw Cui Xiaoyan with a strange look. Hurriedly whispered: "What nonsense! Then he asked, "Beauty, can't it really be cheaper?" ”
The little girl at the front desk shook her head and said, "It really can't be cheaper!" If you don't think it's suitable, you can check it out at another store! ”
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