Chapter Eighty-Eight: The Little Prince
Kerry next to him sorted out his books: "Let's go, go have a cup of coffee?" ”
Zhang Cheng: "Where to drink?" ”
Carey: "Student Center. ”
In addition to the cafeteria, the student center also has a Starbucks coffee branch, fast food, bookstore, and shopping mall. Starbucks is no different from McDonald's KFC in the United States, both belong to junk fast food chains.
The advantage is that it's convenient, fast and cheap, and you want a cup of espresso instant coffee for a few dollars. Slower-paced Europeans can enjoy artisanal coffee grinding and drip coffee, but Americans and Asians with fast-paced lifestyles cannot.
At the Starbucks branch of the student center, after taking two cups of coffee and sitting down, Kerry went to the bookstore to buy an English translation of the Tao Te Ching, and read it while drinking coffee.
Although Carey is majoring in graphic design, he also takes history and philosophy, so he always has to mix up some credits. Carey and his family say that studying history and philosophy helps to cultivate a correct outlook on life and values. Well, well, that's the difference between dreams being money and women and dreams being careers and love.
After reading the book for a while, Carrey began to complain: "Oh, the professor lied to us. The text of the book is a few thousand words, yes. But the commentary that follows is hundreds of thousands of words. I know that it is impossible for a book to be so thick that it is only a few thousand words, and it will take half a month to read it now. ”
Zhang Cheng: "I have known the Tao for a long time. But the professor had already praised me by name in class, so I couldn't say it. ”
Carey: "Does China have any papers on the Chinese version of this book, we just need to translate it." ”
Zhang Cheng: "As far as I know, there are thousands of Taoist books that are based on this Tao Te Ching. However, most of them could not be understood even by me, a Chinese, let alone translated. ”
Carey: "Forget it, China will become the center of the world, and it may be beneficial to study Chinese culture earlier." ”
"Hey, little male dog, little, hello."
Zhang Cheng looked up and saw that it was Tess and Jasmine from the two Latin foreign girl student unions who were talking, and said hello: "Hey, hello." ”
Carrey: "Together? ”
Jasmine: "No, I'm telling you about the black-haired guy in the jacket over there, yes, the kid who keeps staring at Kerry, that's him." Our third-year bending little prince looks like he's eyeing Kerry as a prey, so watch out for your little, dear. ”
Zhang Cheng took a look, a very fair-skinned, handsome and dazzling neutral jacket: "Don't worry, if he dares to attack my little." I'm going to kick his dick off and make him bend forever. ”
Tess: "You didn't have a chance to kick his dick, and you don't understand what it means to bend the little prince." She is a woman, but she has gender dysphoria and considers herself a man. often hooks up with girls, and there is already a platoon of girls in school who let her bend. Our student council has received more than a dozen complaints about her. ”
Zhang Cheng: "Then why don't you use the strength of the student union to drive him out of school." ”
Jasmine: "Because the complaints are all about the ex-boyfriends of the girls who were bent." None of the victims have confessed, so we can't expel him. ”
Carey asked, "So, she's Lala?" ”
Tess: "No, it's gender dysphoria, so to speak, he is a woman's body and a man's heart, maybe he will become a good friend of Zhang, but she only loves women." ”
Kerry shuddered: "Oh, that's disgusting. Zhang, don't be interested in him, it's a big deal I'll let you go through the back door. ”
Tess Jasmine: "Let's go first." Bow. ”
Not long after the two student council members left, the little prince also came, and he was courteous to Kerry: "Beauty, can I invite you to have a drink, of course I'm not talking about the coffee here, how about going to my house for a glass of red wine in the evening?" ”
Zhang Cheng: "Hey, man. You're hooking up with my girlfriend in front of me. ”
The little prince glanced at Zhang Cheng in disgust: "It's good for Asians to play with Asian white tiger girls, such a blonde beauty is not something you can touch." ”
Zhang Cheng turned on his mobile phone and found the photo he took of Ye Zi holding the little white tiger baby and showed it to the little prince: "Of course, the Asian white tiger girl is my collection, but I am not ready to let go of the blonde girl." ”
Saying that, Zhang Cheng magically conjured up a red wine ice cube basin and two goblins: "Why do you want to go to the house to taste red wine, as long as you are prepared, you can drink it anytime and anywhere is life." ”
Zhang Cheng poured a glass for Kerry with a towel on the wine bottle, and poured himself a glass: "Try the best red bar in the world." My beauty. ”
Carrey raised his glass: "As you wish." ”
The little prince bent and looked at the wine bottle: "I haven't seen any miscellaneous red wine at all." Do you dare to say that the world is the best? ”
Zhang Cheng: "You haven't seen it because this red wine has only been available in limited quantities for Vatican religious ceremonies since last year, and it has not yet been officially put on sale. The Pope gave him a name: Holy Blood. According to our Chinese saying, after the market, it will be called Holy Blood Dry Red. ”
The little prince looked at the extremely comfortable expression on Kerry's face after drinking the red wine, and couldn't help it: "I'll taste it, don't mind." ”
Zhang Cheng: "Unless you don't mind using my cup." ”
The little prince bent: "Of course I would prefer to use the cup used by the beauty, but all right." ”
Kerry ignored her and said to Zhang Cheng, "Honey, give me another cup of holy blood, I really love this taste." Is this your winery's wine? ”
Zhang Cheng: "Yes, but the cellar time is not enough. I'm going to wait for a new wine launch on Christmas Eve this year. Then the bottles are auctioned off. ”
Carrey: "Dear, you're going to make a fortune." ”
Zhang Cheng: "No, because I'm not going to sell much at all." I'm holding a new wine launch just to tell people that I've made some of the best red wines in the world, but I'm not going to sell more. In China, there is a saying that wine is the fragrance of aging. Haha......"
Carrey: "Zhang, you're such a black-hearted capitalist, but I like it." I love you to death, dear. ”
Zhang Cheng: "Dear, I love you too." ”
The two of them flirted and scolded each other, and the little prince tasted a glass of red wine: "It's really amazing, it's indeed the best drink I've ever drunk, and if I were a woman, I'd love you to death." ”
Kerry smiled: "If you want to be a woman, it's the simplest, just bend yourself." Haha......ha
Zhang Cheng also laughed: "Kerry is right, hahaha......"
Bending the little prince: "I won't give up." ”
After saying that, the little prince kissed Kerry on the cheek and turned away gracefully.
"Oh, that's disgusting." Kerry took out a wet tissue and repeatedly wiped the place where the little prince had been kissed.
Zhang Cheng: "Next time she dares to kiss you, you will sue her for forcible insertion." ”
"I will."
Because there are a lot of people in society who like beautiful boys. State. The United States has recently modified the method of forced insertion, firstly, the victim does not necessarily need to be female, second, the part of the penetration does not have to be the traditional OO, and third, the penetrator can use any part of the body, not necessarily a stick.
In other words, forcibly kissing someone else or even forcibly breastfeeding a child can be treated as a case of forcible penetration and sentenced.