Chapter 19: A Summer Festival Full of Seasons (Part II)
I vaguely remember that Ma Ma often told me when I was a child, a manly man, and be a dignified man. For some reason, the tears in my eyes kept flowing outward
You can see that three beautiful girls (beautiful boys) in yukata came out of the dressing room, and in order to prove their due feminine (male) charm, they did not hesitate to give up their temperament and reserve, and bravely took steps towards the huge stage.
They are Akiko Yoshii (Akihisa Yoshii), Kami Tsuchiya (Yasuta Tsuchiya), and I, Mako Kamiyo (Shingo Kamidai)
"The yukata of the three of you fits perfectly~"
"Really...... Oh, very, lovely......"
"Shingo is so beautiful"
"Xiao Ming, you are so beautiful, my sister is so happy."
"I'll take a good picture of your beautiful appearance."
The girls were judging the three of us, and one of us was bound to hold our hand to prevent us from escaping. Minami and Shoko aside, even Rishi, who usually looks very weak, exerts a grip like a crushed egg and cough apple.
We were forced to sign up, and the Miss Yukata Qualifier officially kicked off
βββI'm the dividing line that enters the stageβββ
Depending on the theme of this year's Miss Yukata Contest, all contestants will be required to appear in yukatas. The scoring method is scored, and the judges will ask questions of one kind or another in the qualifiers, based on the quality of the contestants' answers and the support of the onlookers. If you make it to the finals, you will be featured in the local news, which may be the dream of women who want to become famous. So here we have to lose anyway, and if we find out, the ginseng will be finished.
The first to play is Akehisa, who now has short brown female hair that blends perfectly with her immature cheeks. She wears an orange patterned yukata that gives you a sense of youthful healing.
Q: Can you tell me your name?
A: Yes, my name is Yoshii and Akiko......
Mingjiu held the microphone tightly, as if he lowered his head very shyly. He tried his best to suppress his voice, probably because if he spoke loudly, he might reveal his original voice.
"Oh, Miss Akiko is very shy."
"It's a quiet feeling, it's cute, and I give it a high score."
Akiko Yoshii's current score is: β β β β (out of 10 stars)
Q: What are your strengths?
A: Well, that's what I do best in cooking...... Like seafood risotto, bacon pasta and so on
Mingjiu answered the judge's questions very honestly, under his shy and hoarse tone, even I who was watching in the background would have a strong sense of shame in my heart, if I answered in this way, I guess I would cover my face and run away in shame, I really admire Mingjiu's courage.
Q: Cooking, housework is very good~ So, do you do it at home?
A: Yes, basically every day......
Akiko Yoshii's current score is β β β β β
Q: Do it every day! It's a rarity for young girls these days. That's a high score! So the in-depth point of the second question - do you have a boyfriend?
A: No, no!
Ming Jiu strengthened his tone, so that all the single men present in the audience ignited the hope of leaving the group.
"Oooh! That's a great joy for men! How's that, sponsor and judge Mr. Obata? β
"If you tell your uncle your phone number, your uncle will give you pocket money later."
"Good. If you weren't a patron, you'd probably have been killed.
Akiko Yoshii's current score is β β β β β β β β β
Q: So, Miss Akiko Yoshii, this is the Yukata Miss Contest this time, what do you care about about the yukata?
A: That's ...... Not muchγWill let the lines of the body show this kind of ......
"So Mr. Obata who provided the yukata like this, do you have any problems with Miss Yoshii's dress?"
"Please tell me if you're wearing underwear?!!!"
"I didn't wear that kind of thing!!"
Whoopββ!! The single aristocrats in the audience suddenly let out a wolf-like roar, they were really worried about their personal safety in the future, 233333
"I'm really grateful to be able to answer this scumbag's question unexpectedly."
Akiko Yoshii's last score is: β β β β β β β β β β β β (God Card)
After a series of shameful PLAY, Mingjiu slowly walked back to the backstage and handed over to the sparkler.
The snorkel on the stage is the exact opposite of Akihisa's temperament, with long sky-blue hair hiding his face in bangs, and a yukata of the same color as his hair giving a very cool feeling.
Q: Are you here to do sea bathing with friends today?
A: Yes
Q: Do you often wear yukata?
A: No
Q: Did your friends come to the venue?
A: Yes
The short answer is that even the judges can't help him, and the key is to regain the male dignity he has lost if he loses the election. Akehisa? Hmph, I just got a traitor in the background
Q: So, what kind of clothes do you like besides yukata?
A: Cheongsam, kimono, race girl costume, cheerleader uniform, nurse uniform, flight attendant uniform, family restaurant clerk uniform, female police officer's uniform, gymnastics uniform, office worker suit, sailor uniform, school uniform, shrine maid costume, tennis skirt, etc
Isn't this way of speaking only used when complaining? The current situation is like performing cardiac resuscitation on a corpse that is about to be cremated.
"That's amazing...... Miss Tsuchiya has a cold attitude and a pitiful appearance.,But there's an interest in cosplay.γ β
It's really a lore for some gentlemen.,Even I'm a little careful to move yo huhu joke.,I'm a sound straight man (wiping saliva)
"Please forget about it......"
"Kami!! Xiangmei!! Xiangmei!! The jury praised and appreciated the girlish voice that came from all over the venue, and the anxious Lady Hair showed a girlish posture.
Mika Tsuchiya's last score is: β β β β β β β β β β
Judging from the current situation, only I can save my dignity as a man by playing in person. The two traitors in front of me have been stripped clean by me, waiting for my triumphant return to carry out the training of love β, hehehehe, it's time to show the real skills.
βββ dividing line where heroes descendβββ
"My name is Kamiyo Mako." I said it in a gloomy and old-fashioned tone, which can give people a feeling of being barren, it's really a very gentlemanly setting.
"This one is really ...... He's so tall and has silver hair, so he must be a foreigner, right? What do you think, Mr. Ohata. "When the host saw my outfit and the way I spoke, he didn't know how to communicate.
By the way,I'm now set up as a foreign beautiful girl with long silver hair.,Wearing a loose pure white yukata.,According to my personal description, it's a white-haired female ghost.,With my innate domineering spirit.,I'll definitely be able to scare away those judges and audiences.,Well, I think so.
"Oh~~~ Sbarassi, I personally like tall girls the most, and how temperamental she looks."
After hearing what the judges said, I felt that my three views were ruined, what kind of aesthetics did this judge have, did he like girls like female ghosts? Isn't he afraid that his little friend will be cut off at night?
When I was about to make my image even more broken, I was preempted by the host sitting next to the judges, "It's really rare to have such a high evaluation from the judges, so Mr. Ohata." Do you have any questions for Miss Kamiyo? β
"How about a honeymoon in Malaysia?" The judge's enthusiasm was unusually high, and I saw him get up from the judge's seat, slowly walk to the bottom of the stage, and stare at me with a beastly gaze.
Being looked at by this kind of slightly big-brained judge with such eyes, I suddenly felt the urge to vomit, fortunately I ate less at night, otherwise I would have to vomit on his face to eliminate my hatred.
"Hehehe, you and other weak people still want to go on a honeymoon with me? It's almost the same to let you kneel down and lick your toes! I shouted at the judges in vulgar language.
Looking at the surprised expressions of the judges in the audience, I rolled up the sleeves of my yukata and smiled contemptuously. Just when I was complacent, the audience outside the stadium suddenly erupted in strong cheers, and the cheers could be faintly heard...... That judge, kill him, I really want to go on stage to lick my feet instead of the judges' and other similar words.
I was caught off guard by the sudden situation, my brain fell into a short silence, and when I finally came back to my senses, I found that the judge was already standing in front of me, grabbed my hands, "If it were you, I would do whatever I wanted, as long as there was love."
In this chaotic situation, Shoko suddenly appeared next to the stage, holding a strangely shaped electric shock* stick in her hand, and if you look closely, you can see that there is a label attached to it, which reads: Power Output Enhanced Version
"Shingo will never let you ......!"
Bilibili Bilibili (Ultimate Magic Flash)
I guess this pageant will never be held a second time