Chapter 860 Onlookers watch the big movie
This morning, He Tsai brought the dog into my new home, which is the newly built Guanjiang International Phase III by the river. The house is directly decorated, it is my new house and Xiaoyou, she has been clamoring to redecorate, but she is not free, so it is temporarily delayed.
"Sister-in-law, are you leaving?"
He Tsai held a head of instant noodles on his head, and stupidly led Banban to me and asked.
"I'm not leaving, I'm going tomorrow! Fall asleep! ”
I replied in my pajamas, and then continued: "Don't be noisy, wake her up!" ”
"Sister-in-law is really interesting enough!"
He gave a thumbs up.
"Fuck off!"
I patted him, beckoned a man and a dog into the house, and tiptoed to the upper compartment on the second floor, which contained some miscellaneous items.
"Brother, how many square meters is your house?" He Tsai Tsai has been in Xinhua Village recently, and this house has just been bought, and he has come here for the first time.
"More than 300 flats!" I replied.
"What a luxury!"
Ho Tsai pouted.
"Do you think I'm like you, and if you have money, you will be a scourge?! I can't even spend 5,000 yuan a month, and the house can't be lived in?! I said, rolling my eyes.
"Yes! You can't spend 5,000 yuan yourself, and Brother Xian can't spend 5,000 yuan, but whoever wants to be with the two of you, 50,000 yuan a month is enough to choke! "He Tsai has learned wisely and began to understand how to damage me in disguise.
"Don't BB! Hurry up and match it! I crouched in the attic and whispered.
"Yes! But the question is what about dogs?! How can you match the class, you are worthy? He asked speechlessly.
"I'm grass! I forgot, I have to have a mother! ”
I said with a sudden realization.
"Brother, don't you tease me in the attic?! I was excited, and the building collapsed, and I hit my sister-in-law downstairs, what the hell? ”
He Zaizai covered his mouth and said with a flushed face.
"I'm kidding you! The dog will come in a moment! ”
"Then I'll smoke a cigarette!"
"Stop smoking! Your sister-in-law smells it, it's time to scold me! ”
"Brother, can you finish the calf again?"
“!” I was speechless
Twenty minutes later, my phone rang, and when I was done, I went out to open the door.
Outside the door!
Menmen led a purebred Belgian Malinsnow dog, wearing a police uniform, and scolded me irritably: "Are you stupid. Force!?? I'm busy with my heels pumping the back of my head every day, and you're still looking for something for me to do?! It's okay to be idle, what kind of dog are you worth? ”
"Oh, I'm just begging you to do this, look at your ink!" I said with a hippie smile, then bent down and squatted, looked at the honest drug detection dog with a muzzle and wearing a police uniform, licked my lips with satisfaction and said, "Marin Snow!" What a dog! ”
"I'm borrowing it from the anti-narcotics team!! You know if I get caught, I'm going to be punished! Drug detection dogs are not allowed to breed at all at all, that is, the dog is old, so I can lend it! ”
Menmen lit a cigarette and said.
"Let's go, let's go, go upstairs! Go back and match the puppies, and divide the two of you when the time comes!! After a while, you will leave, I will bring you two good cigarettes, you thank the people of the anti-drug team for me, this dog is pregnant, and they have to help deliver the baby! ”
I said quickly.
"The eyes of the heart have made you grow!"
He cursed, and then followed me into the house.
Five minutes later.
in the attic.
I, Menmen, and He Zaizai, squatted on the ground together, surrounded the two dogs in the middle, and began to stare wide-eyed.
"Brother, if my son lies, I will find out that you are really talented!! Nima, this is a police dog! Big brother, you let Banban her without the consent of the leader, so what the hell is an attack on the police, do you know? He Tsai said speechlessly.
"Woo!"
Banban was in estrus, and when he saw Marin Snow's beautiful appearance, it didn't take long for him to react.
"You take off the hood from your mouth!!"
He Zaizai said.
"Whoa!"
The door removed the cover from the mouth of the drug detection dog, and it still squatted honestly in place, sticking out its big tongue and looking at Banban. And although Banban is fierce, he is also wearing a uniform on the other side, and it can't adapt to it for a while, so it hasn't moved yet.
"Eighty-one bar! Rise! ”
The door gave an order to the drug detection dogs.
"Whoa!"
The drug detection dog named Bayi Bar did stand up, but it was no longer honest, stuck out its tongue, and walked towards the wall.
"Come back, squat!"
The door was sweating on his forehead and dragging the drug detection dog.
"Banban, you don't see you in uniform! Come on! ”
He Zaizai also began to stab Banban, and finally helped to stroke twice in a hurry, and then Banban pounced with a snort, and put his front legs on the butt of Bayi Bar!
"Wow!!"
Bayi turned around and took a bite, Banban deftly dodged, adjusted his body movements, and prepared to pounce again. Who knew that Bayi Bar reacted very violently, began to scream, and kept slamming its front paws against the wall, scratching wildly.
All three of us were stunned.
"What's wrong with that?! Why do you scratch the wall with all your might?! What do you call at the wall!? ”
He Zaizai said puzzled.
"The class leader is not in the right way?" I'm also confused.
"It's not! Drug detection dogs have a breeding password! I don't know either, but it's certainly not the same way! Menmen explained.
"The password is wrong, it's a rebellion at most! What does it mean to scratch the wall? ”
I shook my head and said.
"Who the knows!"
Men Men also expressed puzzlement.
After Banban didn't succeed a few times, he was directly anxious and ready to do it! If you talk about the ferocity alone, Marin Snow may not be able to do the bull terrier, so, plus this Bayi bar has been screaming and scratching the wall, so Banban is about to succeed!
"Stomp .....!"
Ma Xiaoyou appeared at the door of the attic like a ghost, and when he saw the three big men in the house, he happily looked at the two dogs and bred there, and suddenly opened his mouth in shock.
"What are you doing?" Ma Xiaoyou asked blankly.
"Huh!"
The three of us immediately turned around, and then we were stunned.
"Ahh It's okay, sister-in-law! The three of us are here chattering for a while, and then we'll be gone, so you don't have to give us a meal!" He Tsai was the first to react.
"You three hobbies are too special, no, your outlook on life has collapsed!"
Xiao You held his forehead, shook his little head violently, and walked directly downstairs.
"Daughter-in-law, listen to me!! I just want a puppy, I don't mean to watch a movie!" I immediately chased after him and shouted.
Inside the attic.
"Woo !!"
Bayi scratched the wall skin in a hurry, and when he saw that the door did not react, he even took the trouser leg of the door in his mouth and pulled it in the direction of the wall.
"Oops, no more, no more! Don't bite! Gone, gone! ”
Menmen didn't think much about it, put on a mask for Bayi Bar, and then led her outside. Bayi Bar jumped around, still looking back at the wall step by step.
"This dog is worthy, and there is really no one!! You let my family do half of the class, how panicked! ”
He Zaizai said a little unhappily, then touched Banban's head and continued: "Son, don't worry! Today, Dad spent money and let you do things! ”