"Falk squid! And you, Fak Fak Fak ......"

"Nope! You can't do that! ”

"You can't put me to death! I want to see your Supreme Leader, you are an abusive lynching mantis! I'm going to accuse you! ”

I'm so scared!

The sedan sedan frantically slammed into the glass, hoping to escape from this hellish place.

But everything he did didn't help.

This layer of glass can withstand at least 2 tons or more, 10,000 attacks, and the force is the weakest point of the car.

He couldn't even hold a feather duster......

"Hehe......"

Yang Ye couldn't help but laugh and said, "Sorry buddy, don't you still understand your situation?" ”

"Watch your tone, alien creatures!"

Paul stood up sharply, and the barbs on his arms showed that he was very annoyed.

He is no longer the original low-class commoner, but a noble ninth-class nobleman of the Il, an absolute lord with 30 kilometers of land!

"You must know that within my scope, I have the right to dispose of any non-noble creature, including you—aliens, stars, and humans!"

"Fack! Damn it! Damn it! ”

He looked at Yang Ye, who was smiling on the side, and said, "Dear madman, no, dear Paul! I hope you can help me intercede, I am willing to provide all technology in exchange for life! As long as you're willing to let me go! ”

"Your crime is too big, I can't help you. But ......"

Yang Ye flicked off the ashes of his cigarette, glanced at him and said, "But if you are really willing to cooperate, I can ask my partner to help you reduce some of your charges." So that you can save your life and even hopefully return to your home planet......"

"How?"

"No, you're not going to let me go! Your conditions are too much! Oh my God, I should have stayed with the Americans, at least they wouldn't kill me......"

"No, you're lying to me, are you?"

As he spoke, the sedan chair suddenly remembered something, and he transformed into a human form and lay on the glass: "With the level of science and technology of the earth, it is impossible to send you here." You must have hypnotized me with some kind of drug, or maybe this is your fantasy world! ”

"Hehe, stupid silicon-based monkey, your conspiracy has been seen through by the sedan chair adult!"

"Hahaha...... Your brain is really big, sedan chair adult. ”

Yang Ye stepped forward with a smile and said, "I have to say, you are really a very cute alien." Have you ever heard of a kind of portal that can travel through time and space? Or rather, you came to Earth through that door! ”

"How do you know the way?"

The sedan chair looked at Yang Ye in shock, and immediately continued: "Wormhole!" Turns out you got here through a wormhole! No way, you earthlings can't build such a device! Even the Yankees can't make such a thing! The core technique is still in my hands, how did you do it?! ”

"Core technique? In other words, he did come to Earth through a wormhole......"

Yang Ye rolled his eyes.

"It's good to catch him in time, otherwise it will be a big trouble after the meeting. If we can force him to say how to make it, I might be able to stabilize the wormhole......"

After thinking for a moment, he patted the glass and said, "Man, let's talk about 'life'." If you don't want to end it early, just be honest and tell me what you know, and Paul and I want to hear it. ”

……

In the 'interrogation' of an earth, Yang Ye not only obtained the core content of the wormhole manufacturing device in the sedan chair, but also knocked out a lot of secrets on the earth from his mouth.

"Freemasonry...... World War I, World War II...... It turned out that they were all planned by them and the sedan chair...... According to the sedan chair, his time travel device landed in Eastern Siberia at that time, which is also the reason for the development of aviation technology in the Soviet Union. ”

"And the United States has made such rapid progress because of his help...... The space race, the moon landing, the artificial sun, it seems that your reverse research on extraterrestrial technology is very fast. ”

"What are you thinking about?"

Paul interrupted Yang Ye's thinking and said, "I think he's an evil parasitic liar!" There's a good chance there's human error in these techniques, and I hate him a lot! ”

"I know, please bear with me for a while."

Yang Ye patted Paul's arm and smiled: "The technique he provided should be useful, otherwise earth technology would not have developed so fast......"

"And your first dividend is almost here, right? I suggest you get some researchers to study his technique. You know, your planet's technology is much higher than that of Earth, and you should soon be able to research any door manufacturing device. ”

"When the time comes, you and I don't have to worry about any door disappearing."

"Not only that, but you can also achieve a higher status through new technology!"

"I listen to your fellow!"

Paul nodded earnestly, he stared at the sleeping sedan chair and said, "For the sake of our friendship, I will put up with him for a while." If he tells a lie, can I torture him? ”

"It's up to you, buddy." Yang Ye patted him on the shoulder and smiled, "Let's go, let's go see Brother Huanzi." ”

……

In the battleship's medical room, Liu Huan was fixed to a medical instrument.

His hair has been shaved, and Paul II is operating a cell repair device to suture his skull.

The nozzle on the instrument spews out a cell-growing fluid that helps proteins grow and is good for repairing wounds.

This cell fluid is cheap in Alpha Star.

Usually the Iir people use it to raise livestock, and it is with this in mind that the scientists who invented it invented the liquid.

"It's so fast, you can actually see the cells 'growing' with the naked eye."

Yang Ye looked at the wound that was healing and asked, "Is this liquid also the latest technology?" Can you give me some? ”

"Sort of, do you want to raise livestock?" Paul smiled a little.

"Raising livestock? What do you use to feed the animals? You mean, don't you mean that this thing is feed? ”

Yang Ye looked at Paul in disbelief, as if this was the coldest joke he had ever heard.

"Yes. We usually use it to feed our livestock, and the animals will be stronger when they eat it......" As he spoke, Paul began to explain to Yang Ye the true function of the cell sap.

"Original...... Wound repair is nothing more than an additional role......"

The corners of Yang Ye's mouth curled, which reminded him of an article he saw in college - "The Real Use of Viagra"

The article shows that in the early days of the invention of Viagra, it was only for the treatment of cardiovascular diseases such as angina, and aphrodisiac was only a side effect......

"Post-operative repair...... Battlefield First Aid ...... This thing is ten times more against the sky than 'Yunhe Baiyao'! You only use it to raise pigs!! ”

"Paul! Can you help me get a patent for it? I'm sure earthlings will love it. ”

"No problem." Paul readily agreed. For him, this cell fluid is as cheap as a cigarette!

……

Two Earth Hours......

"Damn, where is this! The head is good to rise...... What about my hair? ”

"It's nice to be alive...... What hair do you want, look underground! ”

Yang Ye locked the new patent into the cabinet, holding a bottle of red wine and drinking it while observing his reaction.

"Damn! You've shaved me! ”

Liu Huan looked at the broken hair on the ground, and some images suddenly flashed in his mind......

He didn't know what to do, and his current memory was forged by Yang Ye through the nervous system.

It is said that an hour ago, Yang Ye carried the sleeping Liu Huan back to Earth, in order to cover up the lie. He had Paul indoctrinate some forged fragments.

The probable storyline is:

Liu Huan gave up on himself because of Fang Lan's departure...... Later, due to an emotional outburst, he found Yang Ye to fight for wine, and gambled on his hair......

"I am willing to gamble and lose, and my words must count, brother!"

Yang Ye secretly breathed a sigh of relief, sat down beside him drunkenly and said, "Okay, my head has been shaved, and my feelings are gone, let's start anew, brother." ”

"Alas, that's the only way to go! My first love! ”

Liu Huan let out a sigh of relief, hugged Yang Ye's neck and said, "Thank you, Brother Ye!" ”

"You're welcome!"

"Do you want to kiss one!"

"Get out of the way!" Seeing that he had returned to his true colors, Yang Ye got up and opened the door and said with a smile: "Let's go, your sister-in-law and they have been waiting for a long time." He opened the door.

At this time, Liu Feiyan and others, who were eavesdropping at the door, fell into the office with an 'ah' sound, like a bunch of bowling balls.

"Ha Lu Ha! Sister-in-law, Sister Qingqing, your way of appearing is very special~"

"you, don't pull me up......"

"It's okay, wife."

"It's all right. Hey, why is Huanko's hair gone? Hee-hee, my husband really shaved Huanzi! ”

When Yang Ye went to get the wine just now, he told them that he wanted to borrow wine from Liu Huan to kill his sorrows, and asked for scissors and razors to tell him about his surprise.

Now an hour has passed, and they are all worried about the situation inside, and they all come to take a look.

After seeing Liu Huan's current 'Wu Ke' style, all the women couldn't stop laughing.

"Don't say it, Huanzi is very energetic with a bald head!"

"Brother, Sister Yanzi advises you. That Fang Lan is not a good thing, she has killed more people than you have ever eaten salt. You should be happy to be alive. ”

"That's it! It's not easy to want a daughter-in-law, we have a lot of beauties in the Rose Lawyer Department, and my sister will introduce you to one at night! ”

"Xie Lu Xie, Xie Lu Xie sister-in-law sisters."

Liu Huan looked at everyone with emotion, and then suddenly remembered something.

He touched his bald head and said suspiciously: "Brother Ye, I seem to have seen Paul just now!" Wouldn't I be schizophrenic too? ”

"Didn't delete it clean?"

Yang Ye's face changed suddenly, and all the women quieted down and looked at Liu Huan.

"Huh...... Hehe...... Don't take it so seriously! Liu Huan laughed dryly, and flew out of the threshold with one arrow step.

Seeing this scene, Yang Ye's nervous mood dissipated, and he smiled at the women and returned to the restaurant.

……

"I'll go, what's going on!"

As soon as he stepped into the dining area, Liu Huan was stopped by the crowd of people at the scene, he looked at Yang Ye behind him and asked, "Brother Ye, what day is it today?" Opening ceremony? Why are there so many foreigners? ”

"No. 20, they're all physical scientists."

Yang Ye took his shoulders and walked to everyone: "I'll introduce you." ”

"Paul is back."

"Hi Paul, how are you?"

Seeing Yang Ye approaching, the noise in the field gradually disappeared, and some people who were closer to him opened the road one after another.

At this time, I don't know who applauded first, and the applause turned from a small raindrop to a downpour in an instant.

"Thank you! I've been waiting for everyone, you all know that I'm not normal......"

"Hehe......"

……

Half an hour later, the speech ended, and all the people in the audience were very happy, and they were infected by Yang Ye's optimism and humor.

As the most famous non-profit academic institution in the United States, the Seed Foundation (TED) hopes on behalf of its members and invites Yang Ye to attend a lecture in the United States.

In the middle of the conversation, a physicist quietly walked up to Yang Ye's desk and put down the pen he was carrying.

And then ...... More and more scientists walked in front of him and removed their pens......

The scene seemed to become serious.

One, two, ten......

In the field of American science and scholars, the gift of a fountain pen represents recognition, respect and admiration, and expresses the highest respect!

"Gentlemen......" Yang Ye got up suddenly!

Suddenly the applause was like thunder, and everything he wanted to say was suppressed......

"Xie Lu Xie ......"