Chapter 281: Zhao Xinyu's commercial
Chapter 281 Zhao Xinyu's commercial
After replenishing Yuan Xiaoyun's energy and true qi, Luo Fan injected five more bomb energies into his meridians. With Lin Qingqing, Lin Ge Tang Shunzhong, and they guided the planting of medicinal materials, Luo Fan didn't go to see the planting of medicinal materials anymore, and Luo Fan was very relieved to Lin Qingqing and them.
After lunch, Luo Fan rarely stayed in the house and watched TV for a while. However, there is really nothing to watch, Fusang TV series, he definitely doesn't watch it. The love of the stick country, he can't wait to grab those pseudo-mothers and slap his uncle a few times, female, strange, the same facial expressions, it looks cute when it is beautiful, and it is also like that when it is ugly, it is just a joke......
changed the channel, it was a rerun of a dating show, and Luo Fan changed it without hesitation. A bunch of bastards don't know what to do there, more weird than the ugly women in the stick TV series!
Changed to Tianfu TV, which was showing a martial arts drama by Master Jin, Luo Fan used to like to read that novel very much, so he stopped. But after reading it for a few minutes, I felt that something was wrong, and the plot was too different from the novel.
"Grass! Which son of a shitch did this? It's a good novel, and it's been changed in a mess! ”
Luo Fan was scolding, this episode had ended, Luo Fan stared at the TV screen carefully, he wanted to see which bastard made up the drama that changed the master's novel beyond recognition.
Finally, behind the screenwriter, I saw a name, a guy surnamed Yu. This guy Luo Fan knew that changing Ling Hu Chong to a and Dongfang Undefeated was a good thing done by this dead fat man surnamed Yu!
"Grass mud horse, I don't know if you dead fat man will buy the weight loss powder of the quicksand river company, you have to know which pack of weight loss powder you bought, brother will add some medicine to you, let your little JJ degenerate, and become undefeated in the East after the most Lu, let Linghu Chong come to your base, Ha Lu Ha, wonderful plan!"
Luo Fan muttered while changing the channel and switching to Jiangnan Provincial TV Station, Luo Fan paused for a moment, wanting to see if Tianhai would appear in Jiangnan TV.
It's a pity that Tianhai didn't see it, he didn't see anything, because Jiangnan TV was advertising, an underwear advertisement called Dream Chaser. Dream Chaser's song, Luo Fan knows it, Dream Chaser's underwear, I haven't heard of it, anyway, Sister Manting's Yajie wife is not wearing a dream chaser.
Luo Fan is not interested, mainly because of the woman who advertises underwear, and she really doesn't look very good. Just as he was about to change the channel, the TV screen went dark and there was no image.
"The TV is broken?"
Before he could say this, the TV screen lit up again, but it was a picture of lightning.
Nima's lightning can! Luo Fan stood up suddenly, but suddenly remembered that the lightning was from the TV, and there was a hairy energy, and sat back again. As soon as I sat down, there was another "boom" in the TV, and thunder sounded.
Luo Fan was stunned for a moment, what kind of TV series is this? Then a shot of the tide appeared on the TV screen, the waves were churning, and a clear and pleasant voice sounded: "Have you ever felt choppy waves?" ”
This voice sounded a little familiar to Luo Fan, but he didn't think of it for a while. Looking at it intently, the TV picture turned again, and it was a close-up shot of Lang, as if it was made with computer special effects, because that wave of Lang gradually turned into two arcs, somewhat like ...... With the change of the two arc waves, Luo Fan finally saw it, like the two lumps on a woman's chest!
Sure enough, on those two arcs, a pink hood appeared, squeezing those two arcs out of a deep and charming ravine!
Luo Fan watched with interest to see what other tricks he could conjure. Sure enough, there was still a pattern, and on the cover, a light blue dress faintly appeared, and this dress was actually worn in a ...... On a woman's body!
As the garment became more visible, the two arcs and the hood were hidden, but the face of the woman in the pale blue dress was gradually visible.
What's special, it's Zhao Xinyu Zhao Xiaoniu! Luo Fan rubbed his eyes, is this Zhao Xiaoniu's TV series? No matter what you play, my brother has watched it, and my brother is bored!
But Zhao Xinyu became magical, and a small white bottle suddenly appeared in his hand, and two words were printed on the bottle: Mengsha. Zhao Xinyu lifted the bottle, his lips opened lightly, and a pleasant voice sounded: "Use it, you will know the way!" ”
Luo Fan finally understands now, it turns out that this is a commercial shot by Zhao Xinyu and Zhao Xiaoniu for Mengsha's breast enhancement products! The shooting is good, but Zhao Xiaoniu's appearance time is too short!
At this time, the TV had already changed to another advertisement, and the voice of "no gifts for the holidays this year" made Luo Fan get goosebumps, and he waited for a while, but he never saw Zhao Xiaoniu's advertisement again. When a Qing Palace crossing drama was launched, Luo Fan turned off the TV with a snap, the girl who had plastic surgery, my brother was not interested, the key was that it was not very good after plastic surgery!
"Do you want to call Zhao Xiaoniu?" Luo Fan took out his mobile phone, flipped out Zhao Xinyu's number, hesitated, and still didn't dial out. You've already rejected her, so don't bother her anymore.
Luo Fan was lying on the chair, fiddling with his mobile phone, and suddenly remembered the novel he had read before, he hadn't read it for a while, so long, it should have been updated a lot, right? I don't know if the pig's foot Lin Tian pushed the school flower......
Uh, my brother hasn't pushed Ding Wei yet, Lin Tian, don't push your white school flower! Lin Tian, brother will tell you now, when you push Bai Jie, brother will push Ding Wei when you want! Whoever doesn't keep the agreement is the king of the turtle!
Luo Fan entered the website, clicked on the bookshelf, found the urban novel and read it. After reading more than 20 chapters, Lin Tian really hasn't pushed Bai Jie yet, Luo Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief, hehe, Xiao Linzi, righteous enough, he is really waiting for his brother!
When Luo Fan continued to click on the next chapter, it showed that there was no update.
"What kind of plane, it's been so many days, and it's only been about twenty chapters? Slower than a snail! Is there a change today? ”
Luo Fan glanced at the update time and was immediately stunned. His eyes looked straight at the update time showing that it was November 7th, and his face suddenly became ugly.
What time is it? There are two more days left and the month is over! In other words, the novel has been interrupted for three weeks!
Grass! Is this a eunuch? Nima's eunuch you want, and let Lin Tian push Bai Jie and cut it again! Just now, my brother's mouth was cheap, and I accidentally said when Lin Tian pushed Bai Jie, and when my brother pushed Ding Wei. But...... This guy has let his author cut it, and he also pushes a white white hair!
What I just said, can it not be counted? Otherwise, if Lin Tian doesn't push Bai Jie, will my brother not push Ding Wei for the rest of his life...... How is that possible! That's right, my brother was just talking about playing, isn't it just a fictional character in an online novel, what is my brother doing with him?
It's just that what I said in my heart just now, even if I was talking and playing, it was like choking in my throat. Whoever doesn't keep the promise is the king of the turtles...... This gamble is a bit harsh!
Paralyzed, this guy who writes books is called Xiaocao, right? Don't let my brother know who you are, otherwise my brother will cut you JJ and make you a real eunuch!
After scolding in his heart for a while, Luo Fan quit the novel website, opened a portal, and looked for jokes to watch.
After watching it for a while, I gradually forgot what I had just done, and my mood was much lighter. Suddenly, Luo Fan turned back to the joke and watched it again.
The joke goes like this:
A and B are fellow villagers and both work along the coast. A went to his hometown, and when he returned, B asked A if anything special was going on in his hometown.
A said that there was nothing special, that is, the old men in the village who stole their daughters-in-law were killed by thunder.
B nervously asks A how his father is doing.
A looked at B intriguingly, and B's heart jumped.
Under B's repeated questioning, A said: Ling Zun is fine, but Ling Zu has passed away.
When he first saw it, Luo Fan couldn't stop laughing. What's more, B's wife didn't have anything to do with his son, but his mother got involved with his father, so his father was struck by lightning!
After reading it for the second time, Luo Fan frowned, and said to himself: "What's the matter, is this true or false, stealing a daughter-in-law will be struck by lightning?" Could it be that this is also a way to recruit thunder? If you can really summon Thunder, brother wouldn't mind giving it a try......"
Suddenly, he shook his head again, and sighed secretly: "It's a pity, even if my brother is willing, my brother's son agrees, and my brother's son's wife doesn't object, it's not realistic." Where did my brother come from? Even if you get one out immediately, it will take ten months to give birth, and when you grow up and marry a wife, you will have to wait for more than ten or twenty years no matter how fast you are! Brother has to wait another twenty years to break through the eighth level of the Immortal Dust Technique? ”
Just when Luo Fan was thinking wildly, the mobile phone rang, and it was Gao Yajie calling.
Rattle! Could it be that Yajie's wife knew about my difficulties and urged me to go back and make a son?
The mobile phone was in his hand, and after only one ring, Luo Fan picked up the phone: "Yajie wife, miss me?" ”
"Luo Fan, when are you coming back?" Gao Yajie's voice sounded a little hurried.
"I don't have anything to do with me anymore, I just want to stay with my mother for a few more days. However, if you want me to be in a hurry, I can come back early. Although, I'm not a person who has a wife and forgets his mother......"
"Luo Fan!" Gao Yajie interrupted Luo Fan's nonsense and said hurriedly: "If your affairs over there are over, rush to Tianhai as soon as possible!" Mengsha, Ranqiu, Ding Wei, they are all here with me. ”
As soon as Luo Fan heard Gao Yajie's eager tone, he stopped talking nonsense, and asked directly: "Yajie, what's wrong, what's wrong?" ”
"Yajie Group's skin care products, Mengsha's breast enhancement products, and Liushahe's weight loss powder have all gone wrong in Europe and Country M......" Gao Yajie's voice was not only anxious, but also with a trace of anger.
"Something went wrong?" Luo Fan was stunned: "Skin care products, breast enhancement products, weight loss powder, are all experimented, and they are indeed effective!" ”
"It's not that there's a problem with the quality of our products, it's ...... I can't say a word or two, anyway, it's the Darani family who are making trouble! Come back as soon as you can, and talk about it when you come back! ”
"Okay, I'll be right back, hang up first, my mom isn't at home, I have to call her." A cold light flashed in Luo Fan's eyes, the Dalarani family? Brother doesn't provoke you, but you provoke your brother's head?