Chapter 104: How to stand up straight without learning to climb
Sun Manyue is in his seventies this year, and he is indeed worthy of being called "old man" by this young man who is twenty years old last weekend, and besides, he really doesn't know Sun Manyue on the weekend, even if he guesses Sun Manyue's identity, he can pretend not to know.
So, anyway, the phrase "old man, what's your name, sorry, I'm new here, I don't know you" is reasonable.
It's just that how you don't listen to this, faintly, there is a feeling of not buying Sun Manyue's account.
Therefore, the faces of everyone in the field changed, especially Elder Yu of Hongmen, who had argued with Li Haotian because of his late appearance on the weekend, a middle-aged man who looked like a fat pig, he stood up directly, waved his pig's trotter-like arm and asked Zhouzhou: "How can you talk to Sun Lao?" Is there even the slightest virtue of respecting the old and loving the young? β
Sun Manyue's face was beating, obviously, he was an old man who valued face very much, and his words on the weekend despised his majesty.
After a pause, Sun Manyue raised his hand to interrupt Elder Yu, who respected him very much, at least on the surface, so after Sun Manyue raised his hand, he sat down again, with an obviously unhappy expression.
The weekend was definitely deliberate, because when the elder surnamed Yu questioned him, he only smirked and didn't speak, after the elder surnamed Yu was stopped by Sun Manyue, he suddenly burst out with such a sentence, a very innocent tone, and a bitter face: "I really don't know this old man!" β
"You ......" The elder surnamed Yu was about to stand up and reason with the weekend again, but just when he had this thought, the cold light in Sun Manyue's eyes turned to him, and he was glared at by Sun Manyue like this, he suddenly lost his breath, and sat down with his head down and pretended to be his grandson.
"Huh!" Sun Manyue smiled faintly, very elegant, he stood up slowly, vicissitudes of life but sharp eyes fell on the weekend.
Just as Sun Manyue was about to speak to the weekend, he was interrupted by a woman's voice.
"Elder Sun, since everyone has arrived, let's start!"
When her daughter Hong, who was sitting at the back, spoke, her eyes were still glued to the mobile phone in her hand, as if Plants vs. Zombies was far more important than Sun Manyue.
When Daughter Hong said this, everyone looked at her sideways, and the expressions on everyone's faces were wonderful, but Daughter Hong ignored these eyes that fell on her.
At this moment, Sun Manyue's facial expression was much richer and richer, he stood next to the chair, standing in front of everyone, like a chameleon, angry, unhappy, annoyed, all kinds of moods were reflected on his face, and in the end, he ended up smiling, very nodding his head and pretending to be a smirk.
Holding the pitch-black crutch in his hand, Sun Manyue looked at the weekend with a smile, and said in a kind tone: "Brother Weekend, if there is no problem, the life-and-death battle agreed upon by you and Hua Xian's nephew can start at any time." β
While speaking, with a woman in her forties beside her, Sun Manyue placed an aluminum alloy safe in front of the table and opened the box with a click.
Suddenly, a brand new red soft girl coin fell into the eyes of the weekend.
Noticing the golden light in the weekend's eyes and the appearance of swallowing saliva, Sun Manyue sneered in his heart, but his face was still very kind: "This is the one million agreed on by the two of you in the life and death contract!" β
As he spoke, he took out another document: "This is the approved permission document for this life-and-death fight." β
"Plus!" Sun Manyue raised the two life and death contracts in his hand and said, "Although you have signed the life and death contract and pressed your fingerprints, I have to repeat that although this life and death fight is aimed at learning martial arts, but there are no eyes in the fists and feet, if either side is killed......"
"No need to repeat it, I just want to know if that million is real or fake." Interrupting Sun Manyue on the weekend, he paused, and said to Qi Baobao, "Beauty, go check if there is any fake money!" β
"......" Sun Manyue is angry no matter how self-contained, only one million, is it necessary to use the price?
If it weren't for his identity as a senior, he would want to tear his face with the weekend now, and sit back on the chair angrily, Sun Manyue didn't raise his eyelids, and let the female bandit Qi Baobao run over to check the soft sister coin.
How long does a million have to be checked? Half an hour passed, and Qi Baobao, who usually likes to sit at the cashier and count money, had cramps in his hands, and he was disgusted to count......
His fiancΓ©e let people be instructed in public on the weekend, Hua Luolou's face was white, and he endured it and endured it, and finally, he couldn't hold back when he was standing in the ring and playing a gentleman's style, and pointed to the weekend, Sen Ran said: "The time agreed in the contract has begun, if you want to delay the time of the fight, I will jump down and kill you without being responsible!" β
Finally, the life-and-death moment came!
The weekend when the vest was already in a cold sweat pressed the nervous heart, and walked towards the ring step by step, the outer eight-figure crab steps that had been practiced perfectly, because of the slightly trembling legs, how to walk and how lame.
What made the weekend speechless the most was that there were no stairs in this half-person tall ring!
The height of half a person, if you take advantage of it with your hands, you can easily climb it on the weekend, but in front of so many people, you can climb into the ring like a monkey, not to mention that you are afraid that others will look down on you on the weekend, and he will despise himself.
Standing next to the ring as high as his chest, standing at the feet of Hua Luolou's pair of white leather shoes, his gloved hands were in the pockets of the old school uniform on his upper body, and he was stunned, even if he could pretend again, he couldn't help but sweat on his forehead.
In the field, except for a few people who knew why he suddenly stopped under the ring on the weekend, it is estimated that everyone thought that he was pretending to be deep, after all, how could people who were far away could see the sweat overflowing from his forehead?
"Go up, what are you pretending to be cool?" The people led by the elder surnamed Yu of Hongmen couldn't help it, and urged the weekend like a joke.
Weekend secretly wiped a cold sweat, turned to look at those watching the battle, and honestly said, "It's too high, isn't it okay to climb up?" β
In a word, the people surnamed Yu were stunned at first, and then they all laughed.
It's no wonder they laugh, it's so funny on the weekend that they can't even go up to the ring, and they still play a life-and-death fight with Hua Luolou, isn't it a joke?
"Climb!" In the ridicule of everyone, the female bandit Qi Baobao spoke, at this time she was squatting at the foot of the wall, looking like a weekend, "How can you stand up straight and walk without learning to climb?" β
As soon as these words came out, he put his hands on the ring on the weekend, and climbed as soon as he turned over, he was going to climb up in one go, but he knew that the four walls of the cylindrical ring were too slippery, and he stepped on the air, turned over and fell, and fell down.
"Uh...... Your mother ......" Qi Baobao, who was originally full of confidence in the weekend, made an expression that he couldn't bear to look at directly, but he couldn't help it, and he burst out, "You can't fucking push harder?" β
What is this doing, harder?
Qi Baobao's words attracted everyone's attention.
Laughing, one after another, one after another, when lying on the ground on his back stood up, he saw more than 20 people leaning forward and back because of his laughter, and some laughed so badly that tears flowed out.
"Huh!"
Weekend laughed too, and when he stood up, he giggled at everyone.
Once again, with his hands on the ring and his feet flicking little by little, like a toad crawling out of the well, this young man in a high school uniform finally rolled over and rolled into the ring very lamely.
It seemed that this climb took a lot of strength, so after going to the ring on the weekend, he squatted down directly, raised his hand and struggled to wipe the sweat from his forehead.
Sun Manyue in the audience didn't wait for the weekend to take a breath comfortably, and when he just raised his hand to wipe his sweat on the weekend, he suddenly stood up and said loudly: "I announce as the notary and referee of this life-and-death fight that the life-and-death fight has officially begun!" β
Sun Manyue's words were a signal, and as soon as the words fell, Hua Luolou made a move.
Originally, he was standing in the center of the ring with his hands on his chest, and his body shook in front of Zhou Zhou, who was squatting on the ground, and his flying legs suddenly kicked out like white light, and before Zhou Zhou could react to what was going on, he was kicked upside down and flew out, and smashed into the center of the ring.
"Ugh! Your mother ......" Hua Luolou's kick hit Weekend's shoulder, and Weekend, who fell to the ground, snorted softly, and was about to scold, but Hua Luolou pounced again, still attacking with his feet.
Because he was lying on the ground on the weekend, Hua Luolou raised his foot and made a stampede action, the target was the weekend's head, and he wanted to step on the weekend's head.
In a trance, I saw the soles of Hua Luolou's shoes, and the dirty words that I didn't scold on the weekend were swallowed alive, and at the same time, the body rolled and rolled over a donkey.
Hua Luolou's foot slammed on the red carpet of the ring.
In the next second, Hua Yulou turned sharply, he squatted on one foot, like a spinning top, and swept out with the other leg close to the ground, aiming at the head of the weekend who was rolling on the ground.
The skull sensed danger and throbbed suddenly, and the Kaede-like hair of Rukawa also had a tendency to blow up.
Dangerous!
If the skull is swept away by the weight of the building, the brains of the weekend will be kicked out.
In order to hold his head, he was lying on the ground with one hand because of rolling, gritting his teeth and lifting his head.
Boom!
Hua Luolou's leg sweep hit Weekend's chest with a dull thud.
On the weekend, who was kicked so much that he almost threw up his breakfast, he didn't wait for himself to get up, and grabbed Hua Luolou's legs with both hands at once, the same posture as pressing a woman.
"Bite you!" Pressed Hua Luolou's legs, scolded on the weekend, opened his mouth and bit into Hua Luolou's calf muscles, and his teeth instantly penetrated the white trousers worn by Hua Luolou and bit the muscle fiercely.
"Ahh Hua Yulou exclaimed, and the leg that was pressed by the weekend flicked and kicked the weekend's chest again.
Being kicked by a kick, Weekend's body receded significantly, but his arms were wrapped around Hua Luolou's legs, blocking the tendency of his body to be kicked away.
The weekend was ruthless, and he was not ready to let go after opening his mouth to bite the muscle block in Hua Luolou's calf, so even if he was kicked by Hua Luolou again, even if his teeth were pulled when Hua Luolou kicked his legs, he didn't give up, but bit harder, like a hungry tiger biting the throat of his prey.
"Look for death!" Hua Yulou was angered by this kind of playful and ruthless play on the weekend, and there was a chill in his eyes, and while saying this, he supported the center of gravity of his entire body with one hand, and threw out the other leg like lightning, like a dragon swinging tail, and smashed into the head of the weekend.
Because the force of this leg shake is too great, not to mention the sound of the bulging wind, his leg in white trousers also left a visible shadow with the naked eye, you can imagine how fierce the power of this kick is!
Syllable!
On the weekend when he didn't let go even if he died, his face was kicked by this sudden flying foot, and there was a crisp sound similar to being slapped in the face.
In the next second, the whole person flew upside down, like a fallen leaf swept up by the autumn wind, and smashed weakly towards the edge of the ring.