Chapter 13: A Bloody Journey to the Amusement Park
It's a holiday morning
Someone pulled the curtain open as the sunlight shone through the cracks in the curtain on my ass. The strong sunlight gradually made me feel less sleepy, so I had to sit up slowly.
Because today is a holiday, Shoko in front of him is not dressed in the usual uniform. She wears a lilac long-sleeved woolen jacket with a red blouse underneath. The lower body is a light skirt that is high above the knee, so it must be called a petticoat, right?
I usually wear a school jacket and a white shirt, but today I think it's quite elaborate. It stands to reason that I should be going shopping.
"Good morning Shingo, do you want to have breakfast?"
"Wait a minute, where are you going?" I pushed away the quilt, picked up the clothes that had been placed on the chuang's side, and put them on.
Shoko smiled and took out a piece of paper and dangled it in front of my eyes, and there was a line of small words under the paper that read "Rutsuki Amusement Park Gift Coupon"
Do I remember this piece of paper being held in a book in the third drawer of the chuang head cabinet? How did it end up in Shoko's hands?! Heavenly ruler, is there still trust between people?
———I'm going to the dividing line of the amusement park———
My name is Shingo Kamiyo, and now I'm at the ticket gate of Ruzuki Amusement Park, and standing next to me is my girlfriend Shoko Kirishima, who is very much looking forward to this wedding experience, which is really happy. Anyway, have I eaten?
"Welcome! Welcome to Ruyue Paradise! "The ticket inspector was a man, and he greeted us with a smile in a very peculiar accent.
"Eh, Hideyoshi, you're doing something here." I looked at Hideyoshi, who was wearing a green masked belt on his head and two signature hairpins on his head. This meow disguise is really good enough, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are willing to bow down.
When Hideyoshi saw me, he saw through his true identity at a glance, and threw the hairpin and the mask directly aside, "What are you talking about?" I am a staff member of Ruyue Luxury Amusement Park, and I have nothing to do with your acquaintances. ”
Although I really want to continue to make things difficult for Hideyoshi, since I came to play, I don't care about those strange things, and、Hmph、Come out and have to pay it back sooner or later.。
"Because it's a test operation today, do you have a ticket?" Hideyoshi said, "I'm an ordinary ticket inspector."
Shoko took out the ticket from her bag, and Hideyoshi took the ticket and looked at our faces again, and put on a professional smile. "Oh, this is a specially designed coupon."
I saw Hideyoshi take out his mobile phone from his bag, turn his back to us and start making calls. "—I, those people are coming. Begin to prepare for the combat phase, and make sure that it is resolved. ”
I looked at Hideyoshi with the expression of Curator Jin, and I didn't want to complain if I complained too much, I hope these miscellaneous fish can please this king
"Then let's have a special service for commemorative photo shoots." Hideyoshi snapped his fingers, wore a fox hat, and held a video camera.
I held my forehead, I always thought that Hideyoshi's camouflage skills were bad enough, but I didn't expect that there was anything worse than him. That being the case
"Shoko I'm sorry"
“?????”
I slowly pulled the hem of Shoko's skirt and gently lifted it up, pulling it to a height where I was about to see my panties but couldn't see it.
A flash of the hammer appeared under Shoko's feet, but unfortunately he didn't take the key photo. When he came back to his senses, he knew that he had been exposed.
"Hehe, you're too weak." I showed the posture of a victor, and was just about to apologize to Shoko, but I didn't expect Shoko to come over.
"Shingo H" Shoko looked at me with a slightly angry expression, but the shy expression accounted for most of it.
"Well, I'm not going to do that again"
"Well, I'll talk about it when I go home later."
“”
I just want to be a pure little boy, if I don't want to be crooked everywhere, I really can't be pure.
Having said that, since I was going to take a photo, I still took a couple photo with Shoko as a souvenir. As long as you don't get married, everything else will be done, and you must firmly believe that marriage is the grave of love. I'm not going to go down the path of cash charging.
"Hey, look, you can take pictures here, little brother over there, let's get a picture too." Here comes a couple of killers with high-end postures.
The man wears a hamburger head designed exclusively by a famous designer, and the woman has blonde hair and heavy makeup. If you look closely, it's really a perfect couple made in heaven.
Then the man intimidated Hideyoshi with a 'self-respecting' eye, which was probably described as a gangster in words. Seeing such a man, the girl will happily pat the man's ass, how to say this?
"I'm really sorry, but this is a special treat for customers with coupons," Hideyoshi is commenting professionally.
"Like this kind of high school student, my dragon is 100 times more handsome!" The lady who was with the man was very tall and patted her boyfriend's ass.
Hey, anyway, let's get away while this gangster couple gets away from the waiter. It's not uncommon for that guy to be stalked with his life if he doesn't handle it well. The most important thing in this world is the villain, and I have seen it through.
I picked up Shoko, who was about to rush forward, and marched deeper into the amusement park. I picked up Shoko and walked in the direction of the pirate ship.
Sitting on a pirate ship, you will feel like you are swimming in the sea, which is what I heard from netizens before, and now I just want to have fun.
"Shoko, are you afraid?"
"Don't be afraid"
"You're not afraid of me"
Corsair launched
How wide the sea is, swaying and swaying I am a man who wants to be the king of the pirates, how can I be defeated here, I have to suppress a primitive impulse now, and vomit
I really can't believe the words of netizens, don't ask me what I'm talking about, I don't know anything. Grandpa of Heaven, the earth is really terrible, I'm so glad I'm still alive.
"It's almost noon," I said, looking over the fountain. There's a big clock that says it's past one o'clock in the afternoon.
Shoko walked over to the storage room and retrieved the basket she had brought from home, which contained sumptuous handmade dishes. She took out a sandwich and handed it to me, because I hadn't eaten until now, and I wasn't usually hungry, but I couldn't lose my gentlemanly demeanor in front of girls.
I gracefully took the sandwich, opened my mouth elegantly, stuffed the sandwich whole into my mouth, and swallowed it elegantly
"Ugh"
I hung my chest, a feeling of suffocation that made me panic, and it wasn't until Shoko handed me a drink and drank it all I was relieved.
"Hee-hee" Shoko had a warm smile on her face.
After lunch, I was about to find a place to rest, when an annoying sound came from the side.
"Look at Ryuta, the stupid couple over there seems to be very sweet." It's those two who killed Matt again, it's really ghostly.
The man at the head of the hamburger walked up to us with his arms around the blonde lady and staggered very much. Shoko, who was sitting next to me, was a little emotional, and if I hadn't held her hand, I guess something would have happened.
"Shoko, let's go play somewhere else." I pulled Shoko up and ignored the pair that killed Matt.
When the man saw that I had ignored him, he reached out and grabbed me, "You dare to ignore me!"
As soon as I turned around, I kicked the man's crotch*, only to hear a muffled snort, the man fell to his knees, covered his crotch with both hands, and twitched on the ground with a very painful look.
Hum hum hum, just the miscellaneous fish dare to affect our mood, don't underestimate the otaku. "Shoko, let's go."
"Shingo, you're dark." Shoko complained to me with a blank face, and then followed behind me. The lady was completely unresponsive to this sudden situation, and could only watch Shoko and I leave.
"Hey, two couples over there"
Not long after walking forward, two more people appeared in front of me, they were wearing black suits, but I don't know what Lu Dao is for, I want to run away when I see their faces, because
"What the hell do you want to do with the mask of Kamen Rider?" I looked at the two men speechlessly, yes, they were wearing the Kamen Rider masks that the bear children loved, and the material of the masks was probably a bargain bought at the stall.
"I'm Kamen Rider ○ Well from the M88 Nebula, and I'm here to see your wedding." Masked man A said rhetorically.
Another masked man B standing next to A snapped his fingers, and a black shadow flashed, and he meowed, another one with a mask.
Let's call him Masked Man C, who holds a formal black dress and a wedding dress.
What's going on with this strange god unfolding? Why is this scene so familiar with just now, director, it's time for you to take medicine (me!) Not! Yes! Eat! Medicine! Feel! Straight! Self! Oneself! Sprout! Sprout! Da!)
"Shoko, you can say something too," I said to Shoko, who was standing next to me, who had been quiet all the time and hadn't said a word.
Unexpectedly, Shoko actually walked forward and took the clothes, "Shingo, let's go change clothes." ”
"Spare me"