Chapter 917: The Best Fourth
Under the big tree in front of the dormitory, Shi Xiaobao and Zhang Yunzheng were scuffling, while Wen Jing inadvertently pulled Shi Xiaobao when he fell down.
Although the two of them were not playing with their lives, the fight was still very fierce, and when Wang Du arrived, the two had already beaten their noses and swollen faces, and they were covered with dust on the ground, looking extremely embarrassed.
"Why are they fighting?" Wang Stupid asked Wen Jing.
"There's no reason, it's just that we don't like each other, and then, we fight." Wen Jing said as she pulled Zhang Yun who was pressing on Shi Xiaobao is body away, Shi Xiaobao immediately turned over and pressed on Zhang Yun's body, and opened the bow left and right with a pair of fists, beating Zhang Yun to scream.
"Stop!" Wang stupidly shouted.
After hearing Wang Stupid's voice of shouting to stop, Shi Xiaobao immediately stopped and let go of Zhang Yun, and Zhang Yun took the opportunity to press Shi Xiaobao under him again, and beat Shi Xiaobao to scream again.
"Give Lao Tzu a hard beating!"
Wang Stupid glanced at Wen Jing, and immediately, the two rushed up and tore Zhang Yun away and pressed him to the ground, after Shi Xiaobao jumped up, his fists and feet were added, and Zhang Yun was beaten to the point that he was crying for his father and mother, desperately shouting for Wang Fool to help.
"Stop!" Wang Stupid shouted, and immediately, Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing stopped, but the two did not let go, and still pressed Zhang Yun to the ground.
"Brother Yun, did you hear me stop just now?" Wang Stupid squatted in front of Zhang Yun's face pressed on the ground, and asked with a wicked smile.
"Hear it."
"If you hear it, why don't you stop?"
"I ...... I ......"
"Okay, let's not take it as an example, in the future, when the brothers fight, someone shouts to stop, you must stop, otherwise, you will become the target of everyone's attack, understand?"
"Hey, not all cats and dogs can be my Zhang Yun's brothers." Zhang Yun bared his teeth and shouted.
"That's right...... Well, when I don't see it, you go on. ”
"Ah...... Yes...... Stupid brother, help...... Don't fight...... Ah...... You're all good brothers, good brothers, stupid brothers...... Stupid guy ......"
As soon as Wang Fool's words fell, the fists in Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing's hands were like windmills, and they kept falling on Zhang Yun's face, and in the blink of an eye, Zhang Yun's face was beaten into a pig's head, and he let out a wail like killing a pig.
"Really brothers?" Wang Du said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, brother!" Zhang Yun nodded again and again.
"Okay, since we are brothers, we must have big and small, our brothers were originally three, Wen Jing is the eldest, I am the second, Shi Xiaobao is the third, you, come in last, the fourth. Remember, you are the youngest, and in the future, you have to respect the first three big brothers, understand? ”
"I don't understand ......"
"If you don't understand, then you can continue."
"Oops...... Don't fight, don't fight, I'm older than all of you, and in terms of age, I should be your big brother...... Don't fight...... Whining...... Stop it...... Stupid guy ......"
"Are you big brother?" Wang Stupid slightly, Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing immediately stopped.
"Yes, yes...... No, no, I'm not, you're big brother. ”
"No, no, it's not that we're big brothers, we also have big and small, you have to distinguish clearly. Can you tell the difference? ”
"Neng, Wen Jing is the boss, you are the second, Xiaobao is the third, and I am the fourth."
"Remember?"
"Remembered." Zhang Yun's head was pressed into the dust, and he nodded desperately.
"Okay, let's not embarrass our own family, let's turn hostility into friendship." Wang Fool nodded at Wen Jing and Shi Xiaobao.
Wen Jing and Shi Xiaobao let go of Zhang Yun.
"The fourth brother meets the three big brothers!"
After Zhang Yun turned over and got up, he knelt in front of the three of them.
"Ah...... Don't make a big salute, get up! Wang was stunned.
"No, no, the younger brother is a new recruit, the fourth, and there will be three big brothers in the future, please accept the little brother!" Zhang Yun actually kowtowed to the three of them.
“……”
Wen Jing and Shi Xiaobao looked at each other, they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Zhang Yun's gourd, they believed that Zhang Yun would never kneel and kowtow to people easily.
"Okay, okay, get up, everyone is brothers, what is the boss, the second, the third and the fourth, you just have to know it in your heart." Wang stupidly smiled and wanted to pull Zhang Yun up, after all, there were more than a dozen pairs of eyes around to watch, and the three of them bullied one, it was too much and not good-looking.
"Boss, the younger brother also kowtowed, this gift will not be less......"
Zhang Yunlai couldn't get up on the ground, and moved his knees to Wen Jing.
"Ah......h
Wen Jing, who has always been calm and calm, was made green by Zhang Yun, too sudden, too shameless.
"Big brother, you won't be unprepared for the greeting gift, right? Everybody's watching! Zhang Yun glanced around triumphantly, at this time, the Chinese werewolves and a group of archaeological experts who were watching the lively Xu Xianxian Huoju Taoist around were stunned, they didn't understand why Zhang Yun suddenly knelt down and kowtowed in a low voice at first, but now they understand that they were asking for benefits.
"I ...... I...... Give this gun to you, specifically for werewolves and vampires. Wen Jing couldn't get off the stage, touched her body, and with a painful face, she took out a small pistol that had been silver and handed it to Zhang Yun.
"Aha...... Good thing to deal with vampires and werewolves! Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother! is worthy of being a big brother, really bold! Zhang Yun kowtowed on the ground on his forehead, and moved his knees in front of Wang Du, "Second brother, it's up to you!" ”
"Second ......" Wang Stupid now wants to die, he was trying to trick Zhang Yun, but he dug a pit for himself and jumped in, and as a result, he also gave himself the nickname of "Second Child".
"Hurry up, I know that the second brother is the richest, look at the boss, the meeting gift is so valuable." Zhang Yun touched the silver gun in his hand and couldn't put it down.
"Take it, this is a four-phase ancient jade, worth 200 million, and it has no price!" Wang Fool viciously took out a piece of four-phase ancient jade and smashed it into Zhang Yun's hand.
"Ah...... This...... This is the legendary four-phase ancient jade? Zhang Yun was excited, and hurriedly held the four-phase ancient jade with both hands, and asked with an incredulous expression.
"It's like a fake." Wang Stupid's flesh hurt, although there are many four-phase ancient jade on his body, he can't stand him sending it everywhere, dozens of fast four-phase ancient jade, there is not much left.
"Hahaha, thank you second brother, in the future, the second brother will stop when he says stop, only the second brother is the first to look!" Zhang Yun laughed, and hurriedly hung the four-phase ancient jade around his neck
"Just stay away from me."
Wang Stupid nodded, did not speak, and secretly slandered himself.
"The third brother is above, please accept the fourth one!" Zhang Yun moved in front of Shi Xiaobao with a flattering expression, and the pants on his knees were grinding out two holes.
Shi Xiaobao glared at Zhang Yun with gritted teeth.
"Third brother, the eldest brother and the second brother have already played an exemplary role, you can do it yourself!" Zhang Yun looked at Shi Xiaobao with a flattering expression.
"No baby." Shi Xiaobao scolded loudly. Shi Xiaobao has always been cheap, but now that he is cheap, he feels as uncomfortable as if he was pricked by a needle, and he feels very bad.
"Third brother, it is a virtue to respect the old and love the young!" Zhang Yun said earnestly.
"You...... Hey, wait, I've got good stuff, you wait! ”
Shi Xiaobao's eyes rolled, and he immediately turned around and rushed towards the dormitory building.
Zhang Yun didn't stand up, still knelt on the ground, watching Shi Xiaobao run into the dormitory, and when Shi Xiaobao came out of the dormitory with a burden, he suddenly smiled.
"Zhang Yun, the third brother's gift has arrived, this gift is loved by working people all over the world!" Shi Xiaobao said with a smile.
"Really?" Zhang Yun was overjoyed.
"Brother Bao, although there are many bad things, but you never lie, are you ready to accept the gift?" Shi Xiaobao said condescendingly.
"Ready." Zhang Yun propped his hands on the ground, salivating and living a pug.
"Alright, pick it up!"
Shi Xiaobao took out a stack of RMB from his baggage and smashed it on Zhang Yun's head.
"Third brother, it's money......"
"Of course it's money, or else, what do you think? Too little? Then! As he spoke, Shi Xiaobao took out a knife of RMB from his baggage and smashed it on Zhang Yun's head.
"Ah...... Third Brother ......"
"That's too little!"
Shi Xiaobao's arm speed was extremely fast, and the RMB slammed on Zhang Yun's head like raindrops, and the RMB was 10,000 yuan, all of which were new bills from the bank, which had not yet been dispersed, with edges and corners, similar to slabs and bricks.
"Is that enough?"
Shi Xiaobao smashed faster and faster, and the ground was full of RMB, and the group of archaeologists around him were stunned and envious. Being able to be smashed by money is definitely a kind of suspension, but for a rich man like Zhang Yun, being smashed by money is a kind of torture.
"Enough is enough."
"No, no, it's the first time our brothers have met, it's definitely not okay to give such a gift, look at you, you're still kneeling on the ground and haven't stood up, it must be too little, come, continue, you go on, ......"
Shi Xiaobao said as he spoke, but his hand did not stop, and every time he smashed the yuan, he did his best, eager to smash Zhang Yun to death on the spot.
"Third brother, enough is enough, I'm up, I'm up...... Don't smash it, woo...... If you smash it again, it will kill people...... Stupid brother, help......"
Zhang Yun struggled to get up, but Shi Xiaobao chased and smashed his head, and he didn't dare to resist, so he could only hold his head and run away.
"Xiaobao, how many more?"
"Not much."
"It's not much, then just give it all to him." Wang Stupid was blackmailed for a piece of four-phase ancient jade just now, and he was unhappy in his heart, Shi Xiaobao smashed Zhang Yun with money, and his heart suddenly blossomed, and he immediately fell into the well.
Falling into the well has always been Wang Du's strength.
"Big brother, help!" Zhang Yun saw that Wang was stupid and fell into the well and didn't help, so he hurriedly circled around Wen Jing and tried to find cover, but Shi Xiaobao was the originator of Xiaoshi's flying knife, and his throwing technique was particularly accurate, and he was absolutely a hundred shots, and it didn't work at all with the help of other people's bodies to cover.
"Bear with me, there's not much left." Wen Jing comforted lightly.
"Woo...... I was wrong, big brothers, I was wrong...... Woo woo......" Zhang Yun, who was smashed and his head was bleeding, knelt beside Wen Jing, hugged Wen Jing's thighs with both hands and wailed.
"What! He ran out of money. Wen Jing said.
"Ah, really? Ah......h
Zhang Yun was overjoyed, turned his head to look at Shi Xiaobao, and a stack of thick RMB smashed head-on on his forehead, and with a "plop", Zhang Yun fell straight to the ground.