Chapter 22: It's My Gourd! (Collect!) )
Ever since his first hunt in the mountains, Li Wujie has been worried. Compared to a treasure hunt, this time it was much quieter.
Last time, a few days before the treasure was born, the entire 100,000 mountains were a scene of apocalypse, with hundreds of beasts fleeing and earthquakes unresolved. When the treasure appeared, it was even more cloudy, lightning and thunder, and earth dragons rolling.
After hearing Li Wujie's worries, everyone was very unimpressed.
Zhao Muye gloated even more and said that this was the calm before the storm. All disasters are waiting to erupt together at the moment when the treasure is born.
Sure enough, it was really said by Zhao Muye's crow's mouth.
In the evening, the sky that was clear one second was instantly gloomy the next. In the dark clouds, the silver snake danced wildly, and the thunder exploded. From time to time, a white fire falls from the sky, the earth is like a birthday cake, and the trees are candles. Tens of thousands of candles were burning at this time, but no such giant could blow them out.
Standing under such a celestial phenomenon, no one can help but sigh at the power of heaven and earth.
Just stunned, the earth also met the sky, and began to shake violently.
This time the treasure was born without any warning, just like the time of the alarm watch, one second it was still wind and sun, and the next second was thunder.
The panicked beasts fled in panic on the shaking earth.
Five minutes passed, and the tyrannical sky and earth had no intention of stopping. Dense thunderbolts and heavenly fire rained down from the sky, and the earth that shook opened its terrifying mouth, devouring the beasts that had no time to dodge.
At the end of the day, a trace of distorted space appeared in the mid-air on the top of the mountain, and the palm-sized distorted space instantly tore and became larger, a full hundred meters high, towering into the clouds.
It wasn't until the distorted space on the top of the mountain stabilized that thunder, lightning, skyfire, and earthquakes disappeared completely.
Li Wujie and the others stood halfway up the mountain and met the most severe test. If it weren't for the courage of a few people who were skilled in art, I am afraid that if they were not killed by the celestial phenomena, they would also be scared to death.
"Damn, this is not scientific, there was no such a big scene in the Xianbao world last time." Dong Guixu's face was covered with black ash, his clothes were already torn and could not be torn anymore, he spat out black smoke and scolded angrily.
Not only Dong Guixu is so miserable, but so is Li Wujie next to him. His tweed trench coat was no longer available, and he was attacked by the thunder and fire in shifts, and now he was emitting scorched black smoke all over his body. I habitually want to take out a cigarette, but when I grab the cigarette box, the cigarette box turns into ashes.
"Uncle, the clothes are fine, why didn't the cigarettes in my pocket be kept." Li Wujie angrily shook off the black ash in his hand and muttered a curse.
"Futu, how's it going?" Fu Jinglun stretched out his hand to support Liu Futu, who was surrounded by five people.
Liu Futu, who was already very pale, became even paler at this time. This time to resist the power of celestial anomalies, Liu Futu made the greatest contribution. If it weren't for the fact that his water curtain Tianhua had been propped up on the heads of the six people, reducing the power of the celestial phenomena, maybe the six people would be miserable now.
"I can't walk, my legs are weak." Liu Futu said with a wry smile.
Zhao Muye stretched out his hand and grabbed it, lifted Liu Futu up, threw him behind his back, and said concisely and clearly: "When you go, you don't wait for anyone." ”
Several other people nodded, picked up Liu Futu's protective bags, and headed towards the top of the mountain.
At the foot of the mountain, the army of the Divine Realm Council suffered heavy casualties. Although they were still far from the top of the mountain, because the soldiers' cultivation was too low, the officers at the rank of general could not take care of so many people.
Sherman looked at the wounded and dead soldiers, and his heart was bleeding. Every soldier was personally selected and recruited into the FT18 fortress, and he took care of each soldier as if he were a junior.
Soldiers inevitably die, and Sherman thinks he's used to seeing life and death parting. But today is different, if it weren't for those arrogant guys in the God Realm, they would have to lead the army to block the place where the treasure was born. His subordinates would not have encountered this damn natural disaster, and they would not have sacrificed such a soldier.
"Brigadier General, what shall we do?" Simon's expression was still cold, but the confusion in his eyes revealed the uneasiness in his heart.
Sherman swung his knife in anger, squinted at the sky, and said after a half-sound, "All soldiers stay in place, stand by." The medical team is responsible for treating the wounded and registering the names of the soldiers who have died. ”
After a pause, Sherman turned to the soldier and bowed deeply. said apologetically: "It is my dereliction of duty that so many brothers have died. So from now on, let that damn order die, I won't let my subordinates sacrifice a person for nothing. ”
Hearing Sherman's words, the soldiers did not cheer, but looked at Sherman with a solemn face.
Sherman smiled and pretended to be relaxed, "Why are you upset?" ”
"Brigadier General, you are underestimating us. We are soldiers, and we are your soldiers, so how can we watch you go into danger alone? The woman with gold-rimmed glasses and a Tang knife hanging from her waist said indifferently.
"Desley!" Sherman yelled.
"Brigadier General, don't yell at Sister Li, this matter is indeed a bit unethical for you." Xu Huang held the big axe and said teasingly.
"Yes, Brigadier General, you look down on people too much." The other lieutenant-level officers all denounced it dissatisfiedly.
Sherman wanted to reprimand his disobedient men, but his chest was a little choked and his throat was choked. After half a ring, he laughed and scolded: "You bastards, don't you all listen to orders? ”
"Brigadier General, we learned from you! You can disobey the military orders of the divine realm, why can't we disobey your orders? Everyone shouted with a big laugh.
"Ha Lu Ha ~~~!" Sherman looked up to the sky and laughed, and scolded: "You group of ruffians, since you are not afraid of death, then follow Lao Tzu." If you lose your life, don't blame Lao Tzu. ”
At this moment, a laugh like a night owl came from the top of the mountain, which resounded throughout the mountain. 、
"It's been hundreds of years!! I'm finally out!! ”
"Damn, is this a treasure or a place of sealed demons?" Listening to the deafening sound, Li Wujie cursed.
"This guy's cultivation is very perverted, and he may be in trouble." Fu Jinglun listened to the laughter that was getting closer and closer, and couldn't help but remind with a wry smile.
Tang Xuancian kicked the dirt, his expression was very stinky, and said: "Now my brother is angry, no matter what kind of monster he is, if he dares to show up, he will destroy him." ”
"Just you, and you destroyed me? Stinky boy, grandpa, I'll kill you with one palm! The voice of the night owl suddenly sounded near a few people.
A green-faced and fanged guy suddenly burst out of the bushes and slashed at Tang Xuancicada with one palm.
Li Wujie set out to meet him, his palms touched, and the person was shocked and flew back, and blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Human boy, you're very handsome! I can actually block my grandfather's palm! "This green-faced, fanged fellow stood firmly on the branch. I saw that he had three horns on the top of his head, was wearing a banner iron battle armor, held a seven-star sword, and carried a huge purple gold gourd behind his back.
"Old monster, report your name, Tang Ye's subordinates will not kill nameless ghosts!" Seeing that Li Wujie was injured for himself, Tang Xuancian was furious, pointed at the monster and scolded.
The monster's whole body was very angry, and a pair of scarlet eyes stared at Tang Xuancian, and said, "Kill me? Grandpa, I have been imprisoned by that old guy in Xuantian for hundreds of years and have not died, and you want to kill me as a stinky kid? Remember, grandpa, my name is Shaoshang! You human boys, when you see Yan Jun, you will report your grandfather's name! ”
"Yan Jun? I think you're the most damned old monster! Tang Xuancian's body was in a riot, and a purple-black poisonous mist rose in his hands.
Shaoshang, who was shrouded in the poisonous mist, seemed to enjoy it, he took a deep breath, and all the purple-black poisonous mist was sucked into his body.
Fu Jinglun frowned, and shouted: "Old Tang is back, this old monster is the same as you, he is a poisonous cultivator!" ”
The so-called poison cultivation is to swallow poison every day, and use true qi to force the poison out, and over time, it will be inviolable. Although poisonous cultivation is very damaging to the body, cultivation can be a thousand miles in a day.
"Fight poison with poison, and only when you win can you have fun!" Everyone has their own pride, and Tang Xuanciao's pride is poison. If he retreats today, his heart will be greatly damaged.
Shaoshang nodded appreciatively and said, "You kid is a little arrogant, if you are a demon clan, grandpa, I will definitely take you as an apprentice." It's a pity that you're a human being, and all humans deserve to die. Boy, report your name, it's not in vain to come to the world! ”
"Old monster, you also remember, the person who killed you is called Tang Xuanchan!"
"Don't name it!" Just when Tang Xuanchan was about to say his name, Fu Jinglun and Dong Guixu both stopped loudly, but unfortunately it was still a step too late!
"Tang Xuancicada, collect !!" This old monster with a rough appearance and a treacherous heart. took off the purple gold gourd behind him, pulled out the stopper, and put Tang Xuancian in!
"Uncle's!" Fu Jinglun, who was empty, cursed in a low voice.
Although everyone didn't know what kind of magic weapon the purple gold gourd was in Lu Dao, looking at Shaoshang's appearance, they also knew that Lu Dao's magic weapon was not a good one.
"Don't force it, I'll try it first." Dong Guixu stopped Liu Futu and Zhao Muye, who were furious, and said solemnly.
"Can it work?" Zhao Muye asked uncertainly.
Dong Guixu smiled and said, "Okay, try it first." If I break it, you are on top. ”
As he spoke, Dong Guixu took a few steps forward, looked up at Shaoshang and said, "Hey, can anyone hold your gourd?" ”
"Of course!" Shaoshang shook the gourd and said proudly.
Dong Guixu smiled contemptuously, pointed at himself and said, "If you lie, your gourd can't fit me, do you believe it or not?" ”
Shaoshang glanced at Dong Guixu with disdain, and said arrogantly: "Boy, grandpa, this gourd, don't talk about pretending to be you six little beans." Even if it's an Aegean god Hundred-Eyed Giant, I just want to pretend! ”
Dong Guixu pursed his lips and said without cutting: "Cut, who are you fooling?" ”
"Stinky boy, you dare to underestimate grandpa's magic weapon! Report your name and see that grandpa has accepted you. Shaoshang's goldfish eyes were puffed up with anger.
"I'm telling you, listen up! My name is Pablo. Diego. Jose. Francisco. Morality. Paula. Ju An. Nepomocheno. Crespinano. Morality. Ross. Remidios. Ciporiano. Morality. Pull. Sandisima. Trinidad. Maria. Parisio. Crito. Ruiz. Blasco. Picasso. Dong Guixu said a large list of names in one breath, and when it came to the worst, he himself was a little angry.
"How can there be such a strange name?" Shaoshang was dumbfounded, this large list of names has no logic at all, and it is very awkward and obscure!
Dong Guixu yelled angrily: "You care about me, I admit that the composition of my family's ancestors is a little messy, but I can't talk about you pointing fingers." ”
Looking at Dong Guixu's angry appearance, Shaoshang actually believed that what he said was true. Taking a big breath, he shouted, "Pablo. Diego. Jose. Francisco. Morality. Paula"
Reading and reading, Shaoshang's expression began to become a little confused. He snapped his fingers, and the loud shouts turned into small mutters.
After half a ring, Dong Guixu said defiantly: "Okay?" Why is it that for so long, I am still waiting to be accepted by you. ”
"Stinky boy, you wait, grandpa will accept you." Shaoshang was furious when he was ridiculed by Dong Guixu, and shouted again: "Pablo. Diego. Jose. Francisco. Morality. Paula. Ju An. Nepomocheno. Crespinano. Morality. Ross. Remidios. Sissy, what the hell is this bullshit name of your grandma so long. ”
"It's all said, don't bother with my family's legacy! If you can accept it, you can accept it, and if you can't accept it, let it go, so I quickly let my friend go. Dong Guixu pretended to be annoyed and shouted.
Li Wujie and Zhao Muye also whispered in the back: "Pablo. Diego. Jose. Francisco. Morality. Paula. Ju An. Nepomocheno. Crespinano. Morality. Ross. Remididi, why the fuck is this so long? ”
Fu Jinglun listened to the chatter of the two people, and said with a cold face: "The IQ of the two of you is not as good as this monster." ”
"Can you remember them all?" Li Wujie said indignantly.
"Fools can't remember, Futu, can you remember?" Fu Jinglun asked with a wicked smile.
Liu Futu raised his eyebrows, nodded hurriedly and said, "I can remember." ”
"Rub!" Li Wujie scolded dissatisfiedly, and stopped chattering.
Dong Guixu listened to the debate of the four people behind him, and couldn't help but pinch a cold sweat in his heart for the IQ of Li Wujie and Zhao Muye. At the same time, I also understood what dependence is, anyway, when I can do it, it is basically Li Wujie, a hot-tempered guy, who rushes first.
Shaking his head and shaking off his chaotic thoughts, Dong Guixu looked at the one on the tree, who was already sweating profusely, so he teased unhurriedly: "Don't worry, you carry it slowly." ”
When Dong Guixu remembered the name, he memorized it for half an hour so that he would not turn the name upside down.
Listening to Shaoshang's recitation, whenever he was stuck, Dong Guixu would remind him appropriately, and slowly, he walked under the tree.
"Hey, it's been ten minutes, can you do it? If not, you admit that you are a fool, and I will not tell anyone. Dong Guixu raised his head and asked impatiently.
"Stinky boy, don't be complacent, I will definitely accept you." Shaoshang continued to fiddle with his fingers without raising his head, muttering non-stop.
Dong Guixu sat under the tree, with a boring expression, yawned, and suddenly said: "It's too boring, lend me your gourd to see, and I'll find something to kill time." ”
"Oh, that's good." Shaoshang, who was reciting, threw the gourd down without thinking about it. But as soon as the gourd took off his hand, Shaoshang was shocked and exclaimed, "My gourd." ”
But the gourd has been taken by Dong Guixu and returned to Li Wujie and others. He shook the gourd and said proudly, "It's my gourd." ”
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