When the sun set, Li Er was in front and Pi Yu was behind, and when the two entered the seafood restaurant, they found that Lao Yu was already sitting in the private room waiting for them. Dafang was not polite, and said to everyone: "Today I have a treat, everyone let go of their stomachs to eat, order as much as you like, and drink any good wine in the store." ”

Lao Yu patted the seat next to him, motioned for Li Er to sit beside him, poured a cup of tea and handed it to him, and said meaningfully: "Virtuous nephew, you have been very lucky in the past few years, the mall is stable, and the farmers' market is booming, so people are happy for you." ”

Li Er hurriedly flattered: "Uncle Cousin, this is all your good teaching." ”

Lao Yu hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't, don't say that." In the past few years, your cousin has walked to Maicheng at night and planted several heels, as the so-called champion apprentice, there is no champion teacher. I still have to learn more from you when it comes to doing the economy. The old secretary handed over the burden of the village to me, and I felt that I couldn't pick it up. According to the relationship between relatives, you call me a cousin, in fact, where am I an elder, incompetent, incompetent. ”

Lao Yu touched his chin with his hand, and he was very emotional.

Huge came over and said: "Old Yu, no, you should be honored as secretary." ”

Lao Yu said: "In the future, I will get some two hundred and five angry with me if I don't slip the ball." It's an honest person, how did I learn to set up seedlings! The villagers in the village, not the village meeting, called me the secretary of the long secretary, the secretary of the short, I came to eat your meal, for fear that people would not know what? ”

The donkey said, "How is the huge king?" Slap the horse's hooves, right? Deserve! ”

"Why don't you bring that stewed king eight and keep it for yourself?" Lao Yu scolded the donkey and said, "You kid is not a good thing. When you opened the iron factory that year, you invited me to sing, and my virtuous nephew was present, you?? Do you wash?? That one?? What kind of water, put it on the fucking coffee table, and told me to take a big sip, you?? Do you want to kill me? From now on, you kid be honest in front of me. Don't play tricks, dare to tease me again, and see how I clean you up! ”

Li Er hurriedly rescued Lao Yu: "Uncle Cousin, it was a misunderstanding, that glass of water is a glass of mineral water, the girl didn't finish it, and the leather donkey poured the cup full again, maybe your imagination is too rich." The donkey is no longer a thing, and he doesn't dare to spoil you. At that time, you were the village chief, and you lent him three donkey galls. He doesn't dare to go against your old man. ”

At this time, Lao Yu also knew that he was in a hurry just now, he missed his mouth, and his words were a little inappropriate, so he felt that he had smeared ash on his face, turned around at the moment, patted his forehead and said: "Yes, the matter is still clear to my virtuous nephew, I drank some wine that day, and I was dizzy." It's a bit confusing, and it's very possible to mistake a joke for the real thing. He raised the wine glass, touched the glass with Li Erpi Donkey, and took a sip of wine. Said to the donkey in a serious voice: "Donkey, Wufeng and I were mistakenly loved by the villagers and promoted to become village cadres." As for you, you can be regarded as a family member of a cadre, and you should pay attention to your image when you speak in the future. Do things in a measured way, and then be as big as before, no, the shape is not forgiving. The villagers in the village are all staring at our cadres. ”

The leather donkey said unconvinced: "Five phoenixes belong to five phoenixes, and I belong to me, two different things." I eat my food, I drink my wine, collective affairs, I have a slippery stone egg to drown pickles, not a word (salt) is in, the two have nothing to do. In the future, you will take less rope from the village cadres to tie me! ”

Li Er saw that the two of them couldn't urinate in a pot, so they didn't speculate for more than half a sentence. Hurry up and say: "Okay, finally the sun hit the west and came out, and it was hard to invite a guest, what do you have to say about those who can't chew it?" Eat Wang Ba while it's hot, drink Wang Ba soup, this thing should be drunk while it's hot, it will be cold later, it can have a fishy smell. (Chew it off, local colloquialism, here refers to gossip - author's note)

"Huge, you leading Wang Ba said, am I right?"

Da Da pointed at Li Er with his finger and said, "No matter what is good or bad, it will change its taste when it comes out of your mouth." Say that I am Wang Batou, then you are Wang Ba Lamb, don't think that you are high, your wife Zhang Fengxian is outside, maybe how many are good? I don't believe you'll take the time to check it out. ”

Li Er scratched his scalp and had nothing to say. I had to smile "hehe" and say, "Let her be, let's drink." I said huge, bring the pot kidney. (Pot kidney, the common name for ostrich back, here refers to prawns - author's note)

Liu Xueyin came over to toast with a smile, and Lao Yu was not polite, took the wine glass, and drank it all. Liu Xueyin gave Lao Yu three cups in a row, and Lao Yu bottomed out the cups and drank very happily.

Liu Xueyin clapped his hands and praised Lao Yu for his good drinking. The donkey said, "Wang Bapo, how about we get three cups of it?" ”

Liu Xueyin pretended not to understand: "Who is Wang Bapo?" Her legs, I remember, seem a little lame, right? ”

When Li Er heard this, he laughed.

The leather donkey didn't squeak, picked up the wine glass, and toasted Liu Xueyin three times before sitting down. After taking a bite of the dish, he said to Liu Xueyin: "Li Er, you and his wine are free." ”

"Why?"

"Why don't you know wow. Keep your stomach and drink the wine under him. ”

"It's been a long time, it's scolding me, see if I don't give you a slap!"

Liu Xueyin raised his slap high, pretending to beat the donkey. Lao Yu stopped: "Stop, stop!" In public, you can't flirt. ”

Li Er grabbed Xiaohong who was passing by and said, "Xiaohong, come over and have two drinks." ”

Xiaohong grinned: "Don't dare to be, Boss Pang has something to ask you, I won't come over to get involved, right?" When the rain is free another day, I will accompany you to drink two glasses, and when the time comes, you can't excuse yourself. ”

After finishing the dishes, he wiped his hands, took off his apron and hung it on the kitchen doorknob, came over and sat down, and said to Lao Yu: "I'm here, tell me why you drink tonight." ”

Lao Yu looked at Li Er's expression and asked tentatively: "Virtuous nephew, are you willing to listen to what I say?" ”

Li Er raised his hand and said: "Listen, you must listen!" Your old man's words are holy decrees, and I will carry them out 100%. ”

"Okay, I'll tell you about it?????"

"Is our family old here?" Dayingzi broke into the door in a hurry, stepped forward and grabbed Lao Yu's arm, and told him to leave quickly.

Huge asked, "What's the hurry, the matter hasn't come to the point yet." ”

"Let's go, your uncle is dying!"

"Huh? My uncle is an old man?????? Lao Yu jumped up and walked out, seeing that he was gone, the leather donkey couldn't forget to give him a ride: "I thought his house was on fire, but it turned out to be his uncle, wow, it's a pity, it's a pity!" ”

Liu Xueyin grabbed the door frame with both hands, leaned out of the door, looked at the back of the old man and his family, and said very regretfully: "What a good person, it's just a blink of an eye if you can't say it, life is really short." She pulled back to the private room and said, "Uncle Yu likes to eat pig's head, and I heard that he can eat a big bowl at a meal." The disease of the three highs is not shallow. ”

Pi Yu pointed to his crotch and said to Liu Xueyin: "Yes, these three highs are not shallow." ”

Li Er said: "Huge, you should be careful, in the past few years, I see that you are much fatter than when you were a child." Old Yu is a role model for his uncle, who usually looks fat and big-eared, but when he gets sick, it's really fatal. ”

The leather donkey teased Liu Xueyin for the first time, and said: "Second Master Li, you curse the huge Wang Ba, he can't die, even if you ask someone to eat Wang Ba's meat, his wife won't be able to take your turn, and I'll have Second Master Pi to follow." I'm in first place, waiting to receive the eighth mother. ”

Liu Xueyin pointed his finger at the forehead of the leather donkey and said, "Beautiful you! Look at me not to sue sù Wufeng, saying that you are not honest when you think twice outside, let her educate you at night, and call you a dog to have a longer memory! ”

Huge coughed vigorously and said, "Don't make trouble, get down to business." Look at this situation, those who shouldn't go are gone, and those who should be gone are not gone. ”

The donkey said, "It's me who should go, right?" ”

Huge hurriedly declared: "No, it's not you." ”

Li Er stood up and said, "It's not him, it's me, then I'll go, so as not to delay the good thing for the three of you." ”

Huge grabbed Li Er and shouted: "This matter will fall on your kid tonight, you are leaving, isn't this guest invited in vain?" Donkey, you really don't mean it, that is, you don't ask you to contribute, you don't ask you to contribute, what kind of strength do you earn. ”

When the donkey heard that he was told to eat and drink for nothing, he relieved himself, sat down again, and said, "Wow, why didn't you say this good thing earlier, I thought I was begging me to do something." I'm relieved, let's drink it. ”

Li Er and the donkey drank a cup of each other, looked at Liu Xueyin and said: "It is said that the two of us are ambiguous, think about it, there is really something to do, say, I listen, I guess it should be for those people in your mother's family, right?" ”

Liu Xueyin said angrily: "Which pot doesn't open a single and which pot is slipped." Let's be honest, it's for my niece and my sister-in-law. She pouted towards Xiao Yan's house.

"Aren't Xiaoyan and her mother doing well?"

"Your precious daughter's temper is up to you, and you can't be wrong at all. She wants to do something on her own, and it's hard to tell you, so she asked me to tell her uncle to do it for her. ”

Li Er nodded.

The donkey said: "Second Master Li, the palms and backs of your hands are full of meat, can you help the child?" ”

Huge praise said: "In this life, the donkey has said these few words. ”

Li Er said: "Orphans and widows should be helped, I can't let my children call me dad in vain." He instructed Liu Xueyin: "You go over and call Xiaoyan over, in front of her uncle, make her words clear, and see if she wants money or things?" Why don't I buy her a car and let her drag her mom around? ”

"I'm afraid it's not about money or things." Huge shook his head and said: "She seems to be self-reliant and find a way to earn money by herself." ”

"That's good." Li Er pulled Xiao Yan who came in to him and sat down, and asked her: "Yan'er, this is not guarding your uncle, tell you all what you want to do, I will be a staff officer with your uncle, as long as you can make money and don't break the law, we will definitely support you." (To be continued......)