Chapter 899: I'll spare you for the time being
No man shall be disguised, and no sea shall be measured.
What do you mean by massive? As far as liquor is concerned, half a catty is not counted, one catty can barely pass the test, and three or four catties can be drunk, so the amount of wine is definitely large.
No one could have imagined that Yan Xiaokai, who was white and pure, could drink so much, and when Cui Changping and others came to use the wheel tactics to toast, he didn't refuse to come, and he did it when he saw the cup.
Lu Yan talked for a while on stage, and the nine bottles of Shang 61 Martell cognac had bottomed out, and most of them were killed by Yan Xiaokai, but his face was the same as when he first drank the first cup, just a little ruddy.
Those rich children who drank with him were all drunk and dizzy, but Yan Daguan didn't look like he had any.
It was also at this time that they finally realized that it was really not a raptor but a river, and this kind of alcohol was not only a huge amount that could be described, it was simply against the sky!
When Lu Yan walked back, she saw a pile of empty bottles on the side, and she was also taken aback, and said in surprise: "God, although it's my birthday today, I will take care of enough wine, but you don't have to drink so much, this Martell is precious!" ”
This is a bit of a joke, but it's not all a joke, Shang 61 Martell cognac is not an ordinary wine, but the best in Martell, a luxury product, priced at more than 20,000 yuan, and most people use it to collect, not as a beer to drink, Yan Xiaokai and others drank these, which is enough for more than 200,000!
Hearing her say this, a group of people who had been irrigated by Yan Xiaokai hurriedly took the opportunity to find the bottom of the steps.
Cui Changping glanced at Yan Xiaokai, who had an amazing amount of wine, with a little timidity in his eyes, and then said to everyone: "Since Miss Lu said so, then let's not drink it!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "There are fewer than a thousand glasses of wine for a confidant, everyone is so close to me, don't you drink it?" I've just had a little bit of addiction, and I don't even have enough throat! ”
When everyone heard this, their hearts couldn't help but tremble, they had already drunk more than nine bottles, at least five of which were under this guy's stomach, and others would have been drunk and paralyzed like mud, but he didn't even say enough? That's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it? But looking at his eyes, expressions, and movements, I don't think it's an exaggeration at all, because he doesn't have the slightest drunkenness, but he can't be sober anymore, he can't be more energetic, and he really hasn't drunk much!
Such a horrible amount of alcohol, Malgobi's, is this still human?
Fight with him for wine, isn't that a mouse licking the cat's ass - looking for death?
Cui Changping wilted when he drank the third cup as early as possible, and the wine behind him was blocked by the pig friends and dog friends for him, otherwise how could he still stand at this time? I've been lying there for a long time and vomiting Chinese New Year's Eve!
Cui Changping said embarrassedly: "It's better to stop drinking in moderation!" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "I think it's such a happy moment, we should have a time when we don't get drunk and have no home." ”
Cui Changping shook his head and said, "Drunk and ruined character!" ”
One of the children of a rich family said: "That is, we are the elite of the upper class, we are the best people, will we get drunk with a corpse from a continent?" He's not qualified enough! ”
As soon as his words fell, a crisp female voice next to him suddenly sounded, "You can't even drink from a continent, and you are embarrassed to call yourself an elite?" Also worthy of being called a human being? I don't know what to do! ”
Everyone looked at it, and their expressions couldn't help but light up, because there was another stunning beauty with a thousand charms, with a look, figure, and even temperament that was no less than tonight's heroine Lu Yan.
When the rich kid was so sarcastically blushing, Cui Changping asked suspiciously: "This young lady, may I ask who you are?" ”
The stunning beauty said lightly: "I'm just a nanny." ”
Everyone was stunned: "Nanny? ”
The stunning beauty didn't pay attention to them, just walked up to Yan Xiaokai and shouted softly: "Master!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's jaws almost didn't drop, because they never dreamed that such a stunning beauty who was extraordinary, dreamlike, and so beautiful that she couldn't eat fireworks in the world would be the nanny of a countryman from this mainland?
Yes, this stunning beauty is Yan Daguan's personal nanny - beautiful.
The rich kid who ridiculed Yan Xiaokai was sneered at by Youyou, and I don't know if Lu Dao really drank a little too much, or if he was angry, Huo Di rushed up and said to Youyou: "You have the ability, you drink with me?" ”
You looked at him indifferently and asked, "You want to fight with me?" ”
A big man challenged a woman to fight for wine, and as soon as he said this, no matter whether the nanny agreed or not, this rich kid fell into the inferior first, because he had already lost his status as an elite in high society and a superior person.
Although the rich kid realized that he was a little slapping himself, he still stubbornly said: "Yes, I'm going to drink with you, do you dare?" ”
Grace shook her head slowly.
The rich kid sneered: "You don't dare? ”
You shook her head again, and said very shyly: "It's not that you don't dare, but you don't deserve it!" ”
The rich kid's face, which was already red from drinking, was immediately angry like cooked shrimp, "You ......"
Graceful took a step forward abruptly, staring at him with his eyes, "A second ancestor who is uneducated, impolite and has no merit, and a fox who doesn't know how to be ugly in the self-proclaimed upper class elite, a drunkard who is a master, is also worthy of drinking with me?" I don't know what to do! ”
met her eyes and listened to her words, the rich child seemed to be a little evil, and as if he had been hit by the death hole, he muttered: "I, I'm a drunk!" ”
You said word by word: "Yes, you are a drunkard, a drunkard through and through!" ”
"I'm a drunk!" The rich kid muttered another sentence, and then laughed like a mad Ha Lu Ha Da Lu, "Yes, I'm a drunk, I'm an uneducated, impolite second ancestor with no merit, I'm a parasite of society......"
Seeing him suddenly go crazy and self-destruct, everyone felt inexplicable, this guy, which nerve is wrong?
But that's not the most surprising, and even more is yet to come.
He said with a smile, and suddenly rushed in front of Yan Xiaokai.
When everyone saw this, they thought that he was going to pretend to be crazy with wine, and beat this little white face hard, and they were overjoyed, this trick was wonderful, it was really wonderful.
It's just that before they were happy, this rich kid actually fluttered, knelt down in front of Yan Xiaokai on his knees, and then opened the bow left and right, slapped himself fiercely, cried, and said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Yan, I'm a scum, I'm a scum, I shouldn't have drugged your wine with them, let alone poured you wine with wheel warfare with them, I'm really not a human, I admit my mistake to you, I'll kowtow to you......"
Looking at his embarrassed companions, Cui Changping and the rest of the people's faces turned white, because they didn't understand what was going on at all?
"Drugged?" Yan Xiaokai looked at Cui Changping, whose face had become colorful on the side, and pretended to be confused: "This gentleman, what are you talking about, are you drunk?" ”
After his reminder, Cui Changping came to his senses and echoed: "Yes, yes, he is drunk, his alcohol consumption has always been very shallow, and he drank so much just now, obviously he is drunk, so he will talk nonsense, hey, why are you still stunned, why don't you drag him down quickly!" ”
Only then did everyone come to their senses, and they hurriedly came up and dragged this man down.
After this person disappeared, Cui Changping maintained his demeanor and said to Lu Yan, who had never spoken next to him: "Miss Lu, I'm sorry, he drank too much!" ”
Lu Yan snorted lightly and didn't say anything.
Yan Xiaokai said generously: "Mr. Cui, you are right, getting drunk really ruined your character, your companion just now...... Well, let's not drink this wine! ”
Cui Changping's face was red and green, and he said embarrassedly: "Yes, don't drink it!" As Miss Lu said, the wine we drink is not cheap, and if we drink it again, Miss Lu will feel distressed! ”
This is true, and at the same time wrong.
If she drinks it again, Lu Yan will indeed feel distressed, but by no means distressed by those bottles of wine, but distressed by Yan Xiaokai. Because she had never seen him drink, and she didn't know how much he drank, and now that she had drunk so much, she didn't know if Lu Dao hurt her stomach!
However, her worries were obviously unnecessary, because Yan Xiaokai had now learned to use internal strength to turn wine into wine, and he could expel all the alcohol in his body, not to mention just these few bottles of wine, even if he poured all the wine prepared for the party, there would not necessarily be any problems.
But there is a good saying, you have to be forgiving and forgiving, although this teasing is sinister, but there is no deep hatred with Yan Xiaokai, but he loves Wu and Wu or is instigated by others, so he can't get along with him, not to mention that he is still at Lu Yan's birthday party, and it is not good for anyone to mess up the party.
Yan Xiaokai understands these truths, so he will put things off and calm people, otherwise this group of people will wait to go to the hospital for gastric lavage tonight!
I can't help but say that Cui Changping is indeed a very good actor and a very thick-skinned person, he lost so much face, he still showed a personable, gentle and polite appearance, and gave Lu Yanwei a salute before leaving, "Miss Lu, I want to go and see my little friend, please forgive me for missing me!" ”
Lu Yan said indifferently: "Let the waiter get some lemonade and relieve him of the bar!" ”
Cui Changping responded, and then retreated.
As soon as he left, Lu Yan hurriedly asked Yan Xiaokai with concern: "Big official, how are you?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said: "What's how?" ”
Lu Yan said: "You have been poured so much wine by them, is it okay?" ”
Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "This little bit of wine is not enough for me to rinse my mouth!" ”
Lu Yan took a closer look at him and found that he didn't look the slightest bit drunk, so she put her mind at ease and glanced at him and said, "If you don't pretend to be forced to die?" ”
Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "In the face of these teasing, if I don't pretend, I will die of pain in my heart!" ”
Lu Yan was quite speechless, so she had to ignore him anymore, turned her head to look at the grace next to her and said, "Grace, what happened just now?" ”
Near Zhu is red, close to ink is black, and has been following Yan Xiao for a long time, although you haven't learned how cheap he is, she has learned how to pretend to be stupid, so she said with a blank face: "Sister Yan, what's going on?" ”
Lu Yan said: "Why did that person suddenly kneel down to the big official and admit his mistake?" ”
You spread her hands and said, "Maybe it's drunk, maybe it's a conscience discovery, maybe it's ...... Well, who knows! ”
Lu Yan said: "This matter really has nothing to do with you?" ”
You said: "Except for the master's business, nothing else has anything to do with me." If someone dares to lose his face and embarrass him, I will not only let him die, but also let him die in a rhythmic manner. ”
These words were said lightly, as if there was no lethal power, but when Lu Yan heard it, a piercing chill swelled up.
At this time, the host on the stage invited Lu Yan to the stage again, because the party had already reached the stage of receiving gifts......